188. The Goldfish of the British Empire[38]

John hated to shrink himself into a ball, for God's sake, whoever said a word, his squatting feet were numb, and this day was over!

After waiting for a long day - less than a minute, actually, but for John now, it must be like years - and no one spoke, and John tried to focus his attention on the television set in front of him - yes, he was watching a soap opera, couldn't he?

"Oh-" At this time, I don't know who made such a particularly subtle monosyllable, of course, John could still tell who made it, but the key was which British government!

Yes, here we go again!

It's been several years since the last time he saw him in a parallel universe, Sherlock and Moriarty, the boyfriends of the youngest Sherlock Holmes. But John is absolutely impressed, okay? The other one had a bomb strapped to him at the time!! In the past few years, he has changed a lot, he is married, and he has moved out of Baker Street, today is just a trip back to his mother's house, bah, in-law's house, bah, where he used to live to see Sherlock. As a result, it was encountered that #Mars hit the Earth#! Is he so legged, or is he going to be able to buy a lottery ticket when he goes out?

I'll talk about it later.,Who can say a word now.,It's okay to squeak.,The atmosphere is really weird now!

#上天有好生之德#, at this time someone finally spoke.

"Papa, it's the new Uncle Holmes." Chubby looks to be two years old, with little pale blonde curly hair, light blue eyes, a fleshy face, oh, and a double chin, resembling McCroft (the British government in Lin Sheng's world).

John's heart was even more uncomfortable, he scratched his heart and lungs curiously, what does this sentence mean, and this little chubby is the trumpet British government, which girl is so courageous and commendable that she gave birth to a baby for the British government. Wait, there's a girl here, John saw that she looked a little like Sherlock, so he subconsciously thought she was Sherlock's sister, Miss Holmes, after all, he had a younger brother in Sherlock's world.

"Interesting."

- It's Sherlock's voice, John recognizes it, but here's Sherlock X2!

"Oh, no matter which John it is, it's an interesting goldfish."

- I don't need to tell this time, it's Miss Holmes, but what do I mean!

"Uncle's boyfriend, huh?"

- I don't need to tell this time, but this sentence really makes the straight man John unable to complain.

Just when John bravely carried the banner of complaining, #摇旗呐喊#时, someone stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds, no, it was late in a three-piece suit. He stood at the door of the living room, looked around the slightly crowded living room, and after knowing the situation, he showed a pure smile: "Mommy will be happy that the Sherlock Holmes family has a future in the parallel universe, although it is only a small probability event." He said, fixing his gaze on the only woman and child present.

Before Erica Holmes and Lin Sheng, who came to the scene, could speak, Patrick Holmes, who had just come in, AKA Gu Qing let out a subtle monosyllable: "Well, I have to admit that there are infinite possibilities in the parallel world, but after such a one-to-one comparison, the possibility that Mrs. Holmes is in the parallel world has increased by 1 in 62.77 million, which is really interesting, isn't it?" ”

Sherlock Holmes: "......"

John: "...... what the hell is this?"

"Just a laugh to lighten the mood, Patrick Holmes, it's nice to meet you in another parallel universe." #噎死人不偿命#的顾青末了又奉送了一个灿烂的笑容.

John: "Wait, what's that?" ”

Gu Qing slowly explained, "It means that they are not in the same parallel universe as the one we have seen before, John." ”

"Watch the words, Patrick." Mycroft spoke half-truthfully, and after he finished speaking, four Holmes in the audience rolled their eyes in unison, and the only two Holmes who did not roll their eyes were McCroft and Theodore.

McCroft: "......"

The arrival of the youngest Sherlock Holmes seemed to have turned on the switch of diplomacy, and the two well-defined handfuls of Sherlock Holmes began to communicate, and the representatives of the two sides were naturally the British government, and they exchanged swords and swords, and the rest of the people looked at each other unscrupulously, and the world's smartest minds were spinning at high speed.

At this time, there was a piece of news on the TV, and it was nothing, it was just that 007 had saved the earth again!

"You go with you, Patrick." Sherlock said to his brother.

Lin Sheng raised his eyebrows: "It seems that there is one more difference between our two parallel universes." ”

Another Sherlock (Sherlock in Lin Sheng's world, hereinafter referred to as Shary) glanced at his sister-in-law, and Lin Sheng explained to him: "It's a series of movies, Sherlock. ”

Gu Qing said slowly at this time: "Oh, it's a pity, not to mention 007's professionalism for the time being, his hips and sense of humor are still remarkable." ”

John blurted out, "Have you touched it?" After saying that, John regretted it, but gossip is really human nature!

Gu Qing said slowly: "Not only that, John, if you have to know, I also invited Mr. Bond to play a threesome together." ”

John: "......" doesn't fucking want to know at all, okay?

Sherlock Holmes: "......"

Theodore blinked with wide eyes and automatically snuggled up to this uncle he had never met: "What is a threesome?" ”

The Sherlock Holmes present all looked over, and the smile of Papa McCroft, who was Theodore, widened, and Lin Sheng thought in her heart about the possibility that Holmes, who was not in her world, was a colleague. The most nervous is John, he is really afraid that the youngest Sherlock Holmes will poison such a small child, just like Sherlock will explain to the children who come to the door to ask about the grandfather who went to heaven that there is no heaven at all, and people are cremated into ashes when they die. Well, the nature of these two things doesn't seem to be quite different, right?

Gu Qing explained unhurriedly: "#三人行必有我师#, I am inviting Mr. Bond to have a special academic-exchange. In particular, I'm apple pie. ”

Theodore smiled softly: "I'm a little candy." ”

"Oh." John, who had recently been overflowing with fatherly love, spoke of compassion.

Xia Li muttered, but everyone present could hear it: "Stupid nephew." ”

Sherlock looked at Theodore's McCroft-like face with a look of eagerness.

The British government unanimously put their cheeks on the cheeks.

Lin Sheng laughed and fell on her husband McCroft, and then, she naturally kissed the corner of her husband's mouth, well, everyone present was very calm, even Theodore was used to Papa and Mommy showing affection, the only one who was not calm was John, he was about to shake into Parkinson's.

"Oh, John, why are you so surprised?" By the youngest Sherlock Holmes apple pie, no, he's not the youngest now, the youngest is Chubby Theodore, but he's still the youngest in his generation.

"God, John, turn your rusty little head." By John's ex good roommate, consult the detective.

"Erica is my sister-in-law, John, not my sister, even though she's three years younger than me, and we look a little similar." By a consulting detective from another world, he also deliberately accentuated his age when he said this, apparently to his brother, Erica's husband.

"John, you're really the same as always... John. By Lin Sheng, who had been recognized as Sherlock's sister by the former military doctor in her world, smiled and spoke.

The two British governments were silent.

Grandparents' little candy Theodore sighed slightly: "Muggles." ”

John, John doesn't want to live anymore.