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"Since you know that you are a pet, don't put your beast on the shelf with me in the future."

Taking the opportunity to teach Taotao a lesson, Su Yun praised his wit in teaching according to the appropriateness.

I don't have the money to take a taxi, but fortunately, this Xiaojichang Hutong is a very prosperous area, and there are many restaurants and clubs.

Not far away, there is a large farmers' market, which is convenient for nearby residents.

In the end, Su Yun dragged a bag of shrimp to the door of the vegetable market.

There is an entrance fee to enter.

And Su Yun didn't have the strength to drag it anymore, and saw some aunts at the door with some ordinary vegetables such as small greens.

Su Yun put his bag in the row of uncles and aunts.

"Little girl, what are you selling, yo! This shrimp is really fat, but you can quickly ask your parents to carry the water basin, out of the water, the shrimp will not die for a while? ”

Su Yun has been practicing the stall in the past two days.

Hearing the words of the enthusiastic aunt next to her, Su Yun smiled and said, "Thank you aunt for reminding me, I am a fairy shrimp and will not die."

The aunt was shocked and wrinkled her face: "Now that the advertising has been blown into the vegetable industry, I also have to find a suitable endorsement positioning for my green vegetables."

Little girl, your fairy shrimp is very pleasant to say, why don't you help me come up with a nice vegetable name."

Su Yun: "......"

What she wanted to ask was whether the teasing had spread to middle-aged and elderly women now.

Complaining like this, Su Yun was still very enthusiastic to help her aunt with a name: "How about calling Xiannong Qingcai?" ”

"Okay, good, this name is good, and the advertisement is loud enough."

Taotao: "......"

Who can understand the suffering of following an occasional middle two, occasionally not with emotional intelligence, occasionally inserting a knife, occasionally pretending to be a literary and sentimental young woman, occasionally having a black belly, and occasionally teasing the owner of a mortal woman.

The baby is bitter and the baby doesn't want to say it.

So the aunt shouted first: "Xiannong greens, don't miss it when you pass by, come and buy it."

Su Yun has the same example: "Self-produced fairy shrimp, you deserve the super vitality that will not die if you don't release the water."

"Poof," "Poof," from time to time, there were office workers passing by who were buying groceries.

Seeing that everyone only laughed and didn't come to buy.

So Su Yun changed his slogan: "In order to repay the love of the majority of middle-aged and old customers, this girl specially launched a magical fairy shrimp, buy a catty without giving half a catty, I hope that new and old customers will tell each other, enthusiastically buy, don't miss it."

A roast duck restaurant over there is a loudspeaker: in order to repay the love of the majority of Chinese and old customers, the store has launched a preferential package, buy a pound and get half a catty, I hope that new and old customers will tell each other, actively buy, don't miss it.

Taotao: "......"

Obviously, Su Yun plagiarized other people's advertising words.

No, that's not the point.

The point is who can tell it, what the hell is the owner who originally looked quiet and had everyone's beautiful temperament to become funny in a second!

This master is too funny, is it too late to get it back now? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.

Not far away, Tang Yidong, who was originally going back to Jiangjun Hutong, because Tang Chen wanted to buy vegetables, by the way, he asked Tang Mao to drive and stop at the vegetable market.

At this time, the solemn face looked at the petite figure less than thirty meters away from the car, shouting at her thin voice and selling shrimp.

Especially the shouting of this thunder over the previous sentence, so that his always deep phoenix eyes couldn't help but twitch.

He couldn't help but wonder, the girl who was as quiet as jasmine and as graceful as an idle flower in Xiaoshui Village at the beginning was the same person as the one in front of him?

It's not like you're always tracking down the wrong person.

Yes, Tang Yidong's attention to Su Yun originated from Xiaoshui Village from the beginning.

After all, digging his family's ancestral grave, this is Daliangzi.

But then he found that this girl was unusual, so Tang Yidong held down the others.

There are many things he needs to know.

Tang Chen came back from grocery shopping, got into the passenger seat, and saw Liu Shao looking out the window behind the car.

asked Tang Mao in a low voice, "What's wrong?" You can go."

He looked behind him: "Six people do you know?" ”

Following the direction of Tang Yidong's eyes, the two also looked at Su Yun's side.

After a while, the two of them couldn't control their expressions and wanted to smoke, even more.

Cachinnation.

Tang Chen controlled his shoulders, held back his laughter and whispered: "This girl is too funny, it's not good, I'll get out of the car first and laugh."

Tang Chen made a gesture of urine, ran to the corner and laughed for a while, pretending to be serious and came back.

Seeing that Liu Shao didn't pay attention to him, he breathed a sigh of relief.

The two of them didn't dare to laugh because they were afraid that this teasing girl was the girl they had been talking about in the past two days to attract six young girls.

"Hey, I said, when did Liushao's taste become so weird?"

Tang Mao asked Tang Chen, who had been following Liushao's side, in a low voice.

"I don't know, it's been normal before, just look at Miss Qiao."

Su Yun didn't know that he was embarrassed to be thrown into someone's eyes again, otherwise he would definitely abandon the shrimp and abscond now.

After shouting for a long time, Su Yun stopped.

Study countermeasures with the aunts around you: "Auntie, what are they laughing at"?

Why don't you just laugh and don't buy it, can she ask them for compensation?

"I don't know, maybe I praise your advertising creativity." The aunt was very surprised by Su Yun's advertising creativity.

Su Yun smiled shyly: "It's not my idea, it's borrowed from the roast duck restaurant next door."

The aunt insisted on praising people: "That's also a little girl, your head is flexible, so you can remember."

You see that the aunt will pass by, don't miss it, such a sentence".

"Then I'll think about it for you," Su Yun thought for a long time, and it was better to repay the praise of others.

"Oh, I thought of it, why don't you sing it, auntie."

Su Yun felt that this was inspired by Seven Nights.

"Just sing it".

Su Yun demonstrated: "You are my little little green, no matter how much I love you, the green vegetables enrich my table and beautify your environment!" Green! Green! ”

"Oh, this is good, this is good, I'm going to go to the square tonight to dance the little apple, and I'll sing this song upside down.

Oh, Mom, girl, you're old and talented."

As soon as the aunt was happy, the local voice came out.

Su Yun continued to be shy: "It's nothing."

Next to Taotao covered his head.

There is nothing more painful in the world than listening to two funny conversations.

So the aunt began to dance the little apples with lyrics behind several large plastic bags containing vegetables.

"You're my little greenie......"

Su Yun thought that she was very tight, and no one knew her, so she danced with her aunt in the back......

Taotao: "......"

Its owner is going crazy.

Not far away, Tang Yidong couldn't bear to look away, and sat up straight on the saddle.

Tang Chen was afraid that his voice would leak out of laughter, so he pressed his eyebrows and asked in a calm voice, "Liushao, are you going now?" ”

Tang Yidong leaned on the back seat with his eyes closed, thinking about how the second master of the Su family raised his daughter!

Not to mention, Su Yun and Aunt sang and danced together, and soon attracted a circle of onlookers.

"Auntie, are you selling vegetables?"

"Otherwise, you think we're performing arts."

The person who asked laughed, this aunt was quite humorous.

I bought two catties of small vegetables, and then several people who needed to buy vegetables bought them from my aunt.

Seeing that the aunt's side has opened its business, Su Yun's side, when people saw that it was a shrimp that was not contained in the water, they thought it was dead, and no one came to ask.

"Girl, don't worry, otherwise you will also think of an endorsement song for your shrimp, and Auntie will help you dance?"

Su Yun wrinkled her little face, she would be able to sing a few songs.

"Otherwise, we'll sing the tune of the little apple."

"Singing like this, I planted a shrimp seedling, and finally grew shrimp, and today is a great day.

Buy shrimp and shrimp for you, buy shrimp and shrimp for her, and let the smile rise for you......"

Under the leadership of Su Yun, the lyrics skills of the aunt have skyrocketed.

"Yes, yes".

"Cough cough" "Mmmmmmmm", Su Yun cleared her throat, and her aunt was preparing to dance behind her.

"I planted a shrimp seedling, and finally it grew shrimp."

Su Yun saw the tall figure in front of him from the gap in the sunshade towel, and immediately ran out of power.

Oh! Leak!

Major General, you are very discordant with the painting style of this vegetable market, do you make it?

Who can tell her why this man is here!

And, moreover, it's this time!

"Girl, what's the matter, why don't you sing."

Auntie's square dance posture has just started, why is there no power?

Su Yun immediately hid behind Aunt Wei'an's body, and left the side to the visitor, making it clear: You recognized the wrong person.

Auntie doesn't know what's going on, go look at people.

Wow! This Oba is so handsome!

No, no, those little white faces of Korean Oba are enough to see in front of this person.

There is no comparison in temperament.

Busy soliciting business for Su Yun: "Is the handsome guy going to buy shrimp?"

It's not me blowing it to you, this is a fairy shrimp that won't die without water."

Why don't you say it, don't think it's so fake, as soon as you say it yourself, my aunt thinks that this girl's creativity is good, why is it a bit exaggerated.

I don't know how to continue to say Su Yun's advertising words.

The handsome guy spoke, and his voice was so nice that the aunt was a little drunk.

"It's all for it, how much catties?"

Behind him, Tang Chen and Tang Mao began to pack shrimp.

"How much pounds does the girl have? How many pounds of shrimp are you? When you came, did you weigh it? ”

"Forty pounds, one hundred pounds". Su Yun covered it with a face towel and said to her aunt.

Auntie laughed, this little girl was embarrassed to see that people were too handsome.

Tang Chen paid the money, and a few people left.

The aunt took a wad of money and said enviously: "Little girl, you see how good your creativity is, as soon as you start singing, a big customer will come to the door."

Su Yun saw that the man was gone, so he came over at ease, took the money, looked at the thick pile, and became happy.

He didn't recognize himself.

Next to Taotao, he is no longer able to complain about the emotional intelligence of his master's occasional escape.

Looking at the figure in the back window of the car in the distance, Black Beandou's eyes were aligned, he couldn't figure it out, he couldn't figure it out.

This man is just an ordinary mortal.

How can there be such a coercion on its divine sense? (To be continued.) )