Chapter 823: Two People Without Clothes
"Damn, it's really the size of the world, I actually went home with a portal 'beep', with such a sharp weapon, what kind of school do my three little apprentices go to, every year during the Spring Festival, one ticket is not enough to eat for a year." Lin Xing muttered, glancing into the rearview mirror from time to time while driving.
Since Feng Tianlan got into the car just now, no matter how he teased, he just refused to speak, and his originally beautiful face was now darker than the bottom of the pot.
Lin Xing saw her hugging her shoulders and shrunk in the back seat, trying to find a piece of clothing to drape her, but when she got out of the car not long ago, all the clothes she could wear were wrapped around her body, and the saddle was cowhide, except for the pants on his own body, he really couldn't even find a strip of cloth. Fortunately, there was air conditioning in the car, otherwise two shirtless men and women might not have been able to make it out of the mountain.
Although the extremely cold weather is man-made, the natural principle is there, although it has gradually warmed up, but the melting of ice and snow on the ground is slow. The ice collapsed, the road was wet and slippery, and even though the off-road vehicle was performing well, it was still driving very slowly.
At dawn, the two finally came out of Baiyue Mountain.
When passing by a breakfast stall, Lin Xing took off the gear, pulled the handbrake, turned his head and said, "You wait in the car, I'll go down and buy some breakfast." ”
"No, you hurry up and find clothes for me to wear! Turn your head around! Feng Tianlan said hurriedly, lying on the back seat with his hands in his arms.
Lin Xing smiled bitterly, everything in this car is good, but the color of the explosion-proof film on the glass is too light, and anyone who looks inside from the outside can see the bright spring light.
He shrugged, but didn't turn his head, some looked at Mao and didn't look at it, "Now that the mall hasn't opened yet, where can I buy clothes for you?" It doesn't matter, many girls like to wear their belly to the street in summer now, so it's a trend. ”
Feng Tianlan saw that his thief's eyes kept looking at him, and his eyes were red in anxiety, "You just find a passer-by and give him some silver to buy a coat!" Don't look at me anymore! ”
"I've seen it at a glance, and it's better to cover my ears and steal the bell than to be bright. Looking for passers-by to buy clothes, do you think you are making a martial arts movie? Now it's minus seven or eight degrees, what fool will sell you clothes? Okay, let's get out of the car for a while. ”
After a short time, he carried two plastic bags back to the car and handed one of them to Feng Tianlan, "Well, let's drink a cup of hot soy milk and eat two buns to warm up." ”
"I don't eat meat."
", I guessed that you hidden sects have strange temperaments, my two are meat, and your two are ...... It is a shiitake mushroom vegetable package. Speaking of steamed buns, Lin Xing paused slightly, as he saw the other two bulging 'meat buns'.
He drove the car to a secluded place and had a simple breakfast with Feng Tianlan. Lay down the back of the chair and lay down.
"What are you doing? Still not going to buy clothes? Feng Tianlan said hurriedly.
"I said that the mall hasn't opened yet! Aren't you tired after a night of tossing? Get some sleep and refresh your spirits. Lin Xing closed his eyes after all, he was a body made of flesh after all, so it was strange that he was not tired of running wildly.
Feng Tianlan has been curled up in the back seat, looking at the electronic watch on the driver's platform, turning his head from time to time to see if anyone is passing outside. Listening to the earth-shattering sound of Lin Xing's snoring in his ears, he really wanted to slap his Heavenly Spirit Cover with one palm.
But no, the next palace master of the Cold Ice Palace doesn't know where he was got by this kid's friend, and he is all counting on him to help find people back.
It was easy to stay up until ten o'clock, and Feng Tianlan quickly woke him up. At this time, a lewd uncle passed by, and although his triangular eyes were small, they were very bright, and he immediately aimed at the white woman in the car.
Feng Tianlan turned over and hid under the chair, Lin Xing saw that the lewd man was still looking in, and he was not angry, even if Lao Tzu was in the car above, you couldn't visit so much?
So he lowered the window of the car, pressed the muzzle of the black hole to the man's head, and said coldly: "You are very curious!" ”
The lewd man shuddered sharply, although he had never seen a real gun, but the texture of the real gun and the toy gun gave people a feeling that was absolutely different, so his legs were weak, and he didn't dare to run, but raised his hands and said in a trembling voice: "Big ...... Big brother, I was wrong, I didn't see anything! ”
"Cut out of the and take your down jacket off."
"I ...... I wore an autumn coat inside. "Lewd man said.
"Damn, why are you so coquettish on such a cold day? I know that I may be robbed of my clothes when I walk on the road, why don't I wear more? ”
The lewd man took off his down jacket with a sad face, and handed it to him tremblingly.
Lin Xing frowned when he saw it, "! How many years has this dress not been washed? The collar is black and shiny! ”
"I ...... I am poor, I am an old widower, and I have no clothes to wear after washing. ”
"Damn, dirty is dirty, and you still find a reason, I don't know why you went in the summer." Lin Xing scolded, smelled the smell of the padded jacket, frowned and threw it back, "Hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu, next time I peek at Lao Tzu and shoot your eggs!" ”
If the lewd man was amnestied, he ran away with his down jacket, and after running a few steps, his feet slipped and he fell on his back.
Lin Xing looked at his frightened clumsy appearance, angry and funny, "There shouldn't be poor people in this world, just because you're too lazy." ”
He drove the car into the underground parking lot of a shopping mall and parked in a corner, "The parking lot won't let the engine go, I'll put out the fire first and go buy clothes for you, if it's cold, bear with it first." ”
"The people of the Ice Palace have never been afraid of the cold." Feng Tianlan said.
Lin Xing took the opportunity to turn his head and look at her fiercely, "I heard that you almost froze to death in Baiyue Mountain not long ago?" ”
"That's because someone has set up a plan to frame us, and the temperature is dropping rapidly. You...... Don't look at me anymore! ”
Lin Xing pursed his lips, but instead leaned over his upper body and slashed his eyes from the top of her belly pocket, "I've seen them all!" You're far worse than my cow apprentice! ”
Under Feng Tianlan's resentful gaze, he jumped out of the off-road vehicle, locked the door casually, and took the elevator to the second floor of the mall.
The clerks who had just opened their doors widened in surprise when they saw such a shirtless young man come in.
Fortunately, the salesmen are all women, and Lin Xing's current figure is top-notch, so he won't be kicked out by them calling security guards.
However, the black dragon grimace on his back was too eye-catching, so he had to find a nearby specialty store that sold men's ready-to-wear and dodged in.
"First...... Sir, you ...... What are you doing? The young saleswoman retreated behind the counter with some trepidation.
"!" Lin Xing glanced at her, "I was drunk by my friends last night, and they took away my clothes as a prank, you are so beautiful, you should have a good eye, help me choose a set." ”