What's the funniest thing in the world?

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An ant says it can kill an elephant with one foot.

A guy who hasn't even touched a basketball says he can go head-to-head and can torture Jordan to death.

At the Rio Olympics, the United States women's volleyball team said that they could have beaten the Chinese women's volleyball team, but unfortunately they made a mistake, and they applied to the Olympic Committee again for a rematch and were ruthlessly rejected.

It's all.

That's right, the funniest thing in the world is shrimp balls.

Now in the eyes of these people, Su Baiyang is undoubtedly talking nonsense.

These people have never doubted Su Baiyang's own ability, because he has proven himself in cooking, a person who can even fly a phoenix carved from radish in the sky, can you say that he is a straw bale?

No!

Whoever says this will be slapped in the face, and whoever says it will be ridiculed by others.

It is a miracle, a miracle that only extraordinary people can create.

There is no doubt that Su Baiyang is an extraordinary person.

But no matter how extraordinary you are, you now say that you can actually solve a project that dozens of scientists can't work together to do alone, which still makes people doubt without hesitation.

No matter how powerful you are, do you have dozens of famous scientists combined?

Impossible things.

So when Su Baiyang said this, these people were as wonderful as their faces were, although they also knew that Su Baiyang was indeed a little level in black technology, because Lao Jia had just proved it, but you can't say that you can do a project alone, how can you embarrass other scientists by saying this?

You're blatantly going against a whole bunch of scientists.

"This ....... this ......"

Lei Dongtian's father Lei Hu wanted to say something to adjust the embarrassing atmosphere at the scene, but he had been here for a long time, and everyone didn't know which one he was.

Lei Hu coughed awkwardly, clasped his hands together and kept rubbing, this Nima can't be adjusted, it's too painful.

He Zongrui's father also looked at Su Baiyang helplessly, then sighed and looked up at the ceiling, as if there was something on it that attracted him.

A few other people don't know what to say, I can't say it, what do you say, no words, after all, Su Baiyang's cowhide is blown too big, and these people are still afraid that it will explode if they touch it a little, and it won't be fun to splash their own blood.

Even Bai Liyun smashed it, and he didn't know what to say.

He knows better than these people what kind of ability Su Baiyang has, it can be said that this person is a very comprehensive talent, martial arts is awesome, and cooking skills are amazing, but no matter how comprehensive you are, can you really understand black technology? It's not been in development for years, it's only recently appeared, and someone has only recently started working on it.

This other person has just started, and you just say that you understand it completely, which is too shocking.

Su Baiyang knew what they were thinking when he saw everyone's expressions, but he didn't explain anything, what was there to explain, his own things were fused by the god-level fusion system, and it was impossible for him to reveal a little bit at all.

His old god sat there, waiting for the reaction of the gang.

For a long time, no one said anything, but waited for a phone call.

This phone is Bai Liyun's private mobile phone, and ordinary people don't know the number at all.

Suddenly the cell phone rings, startling the quiet group.

Bai Liyun hurriedly took out his mobile phone and looked at it, frowned, then raised his mobile phone and turned towards everyone, and said, "Lao Jia's." ”

When everyone heard that it was Lao Jia, they all wondered, and said in their hearts, didn't he just leave? Why did this call come in? Something?

When it comes to research, these people are very concerned.

Bai Liyun did not evade, and directly connected the mobile phone in front of everyone, in order to let everyone hear what Lao Jia said, Bai Liyun turned on the mobile phone's hands-free.

As soon as his hands-free was turned on, he heard the anxious voice of Lao Jia on the other end of the phone: "Hey, Mr. Bai?" ”

Bai Liyun snorted and said, "I'm Bai Liyun, Lao Jia, what's the matter?" ”

Lao Jia asked anxiously: "Hello Mr. Bai, I'm sorry to disturb your meeting, I just want to ask, is Mr. Su still there?" ”

Hearing that Lao Jia was actually looking for Su Baiyang, everyone looked at Su Baiyang.

Bai Liyun said: "Mr. Su is still here, what's wrong?" ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone obviously heard Lao Jia's long sigh of relief, and then Lao Jia said: "Mr. Bai, I haven't returned to the research center yet, but I just received a call from the underground, saying that the research has encountered another problem, you also know, this project is too difficult, it can be said that it is a step by step, step by step, if it is convenient, can you let Mr. Su answer the phone?" ”

After listening to Lao Jia's words, everyone's hearts suddenly sank again, Nima, this project can't be studied at all, this fucking day has encountered several bottlenecks, and it's a hammer.

Almost unanimously, everyone's eyes were locked on Su Baiyang again.

Bai Liyun also looked at Su Baiyang.

Su Baiyang nodded and said, "Mr. Bai, I'll have a few words with Mr. Jia, maybe I can help them again." ”

Bai Liyun waited for Su Baiyang's words, and hurriedly handed the mobile phone to Su Baiyang.

Su Baiyang said: "Hello, Mr. Jia, I am Su Baiyang, you can tell me if you have something." ”

Lao Jia on the phone was very excited, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Su, I'm really sorry, I'm still bothering you now, we really can't help it, it's just that I received a call from them just now, saying that another problem can't be solved, see if you can help solve it." ”

Su Boyang smiled: "You just believe me like that? ”

Lao Jia didn't think about it, and said: "Of course, I think there is one person in the world who can solve all the problems in this project, and that is Mr. Su, we believe in you." ”

Su Baiyang laughed this time, this old Jia's sycophants are comfortable, especially at this time, it is just right, so cool, don't you see that these big guys are all red?

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, talk about it, and I'll see if I can help you out."

"Okay, but it's harder than ever, and if you have time, I'd like you to be able to go and give you some pointers, okay?"

"No, you can just say it on the phone."

In the end, Lao Jia had no choice but to explain the problem in detail.

After hearing this, Su Baiyang didn't think about it, and said: "Actually, this problem is simpler than before, but you are stuck in a dead end, telling them that they are using the wrong material, that kind of cells are not suitable for survival in an alkaline environment, let them change to a weakly acidic water environment with a pH of 6.8, and this will be fine." ”

Su Baiyang said that the clouds were light and light, as if this was not a problem at all.

Lao Jia was stunned on the other end of the phone, and then asked, "Is this okay?" ”

"No, stand still in a weakly acidic water environment for ten minutes, and then put it in a neutral liquid to study, that's it, okay, I'll tell you the way, you do it specifically, I still have something to do, hang up first."

After speaking, without waiting for Lao Jia to say anything, Su Baiyang hung up the phone directly.

When he hung up the phone, Su Baiyang looked around and was startled, and a group of people all looked at him dumbfounded, like looking at a monster.

These people are simply overturning the river and the sea in their hearts, Nima, do you want to drag it like this, that's something that a few scientists can't do, you can do it with these two sentences? Lie, isn't it?

Su Baiyang shrugged his shoulders when he saw the wolf-like eyes of these people, and said, "Don't look at me like this, I will be flustered." ”

Everyone shook and almost fell off the sofa chairs.

Are you going to panic?

you.

Ten minutes passed in a blink of an eye, and Bai Liyun's mobile phone rang again.

Bai Liyun picked it up and looked at it, it was still Lao Jia's, after connecting, before he could speak, he heard Lao Jia shouting excitedly over there: "It's broken, it's broken again, Mr. Bai, thank you Mr. Su for us, he is really a god." ”

Bai Liyun was dumbfounded, holding a mobile phone in his hand, and his eyes were a little demented.

Everyone: "............"

Is this Nima really good?

Tell you a bad news, ask for some comfort, the five cents I picked up yesterday found out today that I dropped ........... Nima, and I will never pick up money in my bed again!! (To be continued.) )