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This is a large-scale production company with 33 years of experience in the production of high-end inflatable dolls, ranking first in the doll industry.

Today, the phone of the customer department of Oriental Industry has been ringing non-stop.

Countless otaku called, strongly asking Oriental Industries to go to the United States to buy Big Pineapple Technology, and then ......

Use it on dolls.

For example: copy 100,000 ***** girls; and then copy 100,000 copies of rice, island, and love girls; Copy a million more of Se Ya Mei and Li girls...... (Don't ask how Moon Dance knows.) Baidu, you deserve it. ）

Well, by the way, it would be better if we could copy 100,000 of AK48's cute girls.

Also, the Chinese celebrity girls next door also copied the dots, and the celebrity girls from Europe and the United States also copied the dots......

Wow, this is a rare benefit for the otaku of the Great Empire for a thousand years!

"Hurry up, hurry up and buy Big Pineapple Technology! If you don't have enough money, we can donate to you! ”

The otaku yelled excitedly on the phone.

"Okay, okay. We will be sure to convey your suggestions to the head office. ”

For the opinions of customers, the customer service ladies of Dongfang Industrial Company immediately conveyed them to their superiors, and the superiors reported to the head office.

An hour later, the Oriental Industrial Company held a general meeting of shareholders.

At the conference, the capital crocodiles shouted loudly: The new doll era has arrived, and this is an opportunity for the doll industry to change the world!

Buy, buy, buy, go to the United States to buy big pineapple technology, even if you pay everything, you have to buy it!

Two hours later, Oriental Industries sent the largest and highest-level business delegation in history to the United States......

Coincidentally!

Today, not only doll companies in various countries are in action, but companies from all walks of life in the world are in action.

Countless capital predators waved checkbooks and chanted the name of the great god.

Countless political magnates rushed to the United States with their teams. They need to copy teachers, they need to copy researchers, they need to copy top soldiers......

On this day, the name of "Big Pineapple" resounded all over the world.

People around the world are talking about the "big pineapple" technology.

In the afternoon of the same day.

The American Association of Human Rights Protection Organizations issued a statement strongly protesting the production of replicants.

"This is against the laws of nature, this is a technology that does not respect life, and violates morality and ethics!" The president of the association faced the media and protested loudly.

As soon as these words came out, the whole United States was shocked.

Damn, which idiot is this? Dare to publicly refute the extraordinary technology of the great gods?

Don't want to live anymore?!

"Knock knock!" "Knock knock!" ……

United States. FBI Headquarters.

There was a knock on the door of the director's office, and the door was pushed open. A secretary barged in.

"Report: Federal Court Receives Three Complaints Accusing Ike of Inventing Evil Technology!"

"What?"

Director James looked up suddenly, with an incredulous look on his face: "What did you say?" You repeat? ”

"The Federal Court has received three complaints alleging that Ike has invented nefarious technology that seriously infringes on the right to life of 'natural persons'. This is the original complaint forwarded by the Federal Court. ”

The secretary handed the stack of papers in his hand to Director James.

Director James took the file and took a quick look at it......

"Bang!"

Director James instantly became furious and slapped the table.

Fuck, our federal national treasure is also what they can accuse? Do you want us to forcibly dismantle the "big pineapple processing plant"?

They're looking for death!

"Someone! Call Plum A to come over! ”

“Yessir！”

A middle-aged man walked into the office.

Director James immediately handed him the papers on the table, and then ordered: "Go and warn them, drop the charges for me immediately, or ......"

"Yes!"

Plum A nodded, and then quickly walked out of the office with the documents.

It's too easy for a club A to deal with this kind of thing. If it weren't for the name of "Ike", Mr. Director wouldn't have asked himself to do it himself, just arrange a few ordinary agents.

At this time, Plum Blossom A went downstairs while mourning in silence for the three ordinary people in his heart.

The three of them must be stupid, really!

In the watermelon case a few years ago, the former president, Mr. Obama, in front of the whole world, specially pardoned all the crimes of "Ike", including past, present and ......

Future!

In other words, Ike is forever sinless.

Do you still want to accuse him?

Hehe, yes, let's talk about subverting the United States first!

You don't want to think about why there are only 3 complaints in the United States with a population of more than 300 million? Is it because you are capable, because you respect life and understand human rights?

Hehe, what a joke!

With a sneering look, Plum A made up the FBI headquarters, then got into a black car and disappeared into the distance......

Half an hour later, two accusers of Ike and Big Pineapple dropped the charges, and the third person mysteriously disappeared and was never found.

After receiving feedback from the FBI, the federal court judges were relieved.

Why would they transfer a citizen's complaint to the FBI?

This is because since the "Watermelon Case", the federal courts have had an unspeakable "unspoken rule", namely:

No local court, even the Supreme Court, is allowed to receive any complaint against Ike. All complaints are transferred to the FBI for handling in China and to the CIA for handling abroad.

What? What about the fairness and impartiality of the law, you ask?

Hehe!

……

Afternoon. Four. American Association of Human Rights Organizations.

"Knock knock!"

"Please come in!"

Several white men in black suits and guns walked into the president's office.

"Mr. Jeffrey Griffin, we are the FBI! You were reported for taking bribes. This is an arrest warrant! You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be testified! ”

"Please come with us!"

The president of the association was shocked and shouted, "I didn't! I've never taken any bribes! I know, it's because my remarks against 'Big Pineapple Technology' today are right? Right? ”

The FBIs didn't say a word, just stared at him coldly.

"You are abusing your power, and I will accuse you in the Bundesrat......"

"You're talking too much, take it away for me!"

The FBI agent at the head waved his hand, and the two subordinates instantly stepped forward, hit the other party in the abdomen with a blow, and then dragged the person out of the office like a dog.

……

Public opinion in the United States is once again harmonized, and the name "Big Pineapple" continues to resound around the world.

Outside the U.S. Foreign Ministry, diplomats from various countries gathered.

Outside the U.S. Department of Commerce, it is crowded with presidents and directors of major companies.

Even outside the Pentagon, there are many generals from various countries.

They all come for the big pineapple, and they only come for the big pineapple.

……