Chapter 6: Strange (1)

On the way back, I had a brief discussion with Yang Xiuyi. Qu Jing'er is indeed a good woman, although her appearance is not as delicate as Chen Suyan, her temperament is as light as water, which is more eye-catching. Needless to say, I have never seen such an understanding, tranquil and gentle woman, she is like a quiet jasmine flower, needless to say, the refreshing aroma of the spleen on her body is enough to make people go down to their own devices.

I said, "But she's not easy, I just touched her hand, and the thick-waisted woman was going to beat me." ”

"Thick-waisted woman?" Yang Xiuyi did not change his life, and did not let go of any opportunity to laugh at me, "Just your waist, you are embarrassed to talk about others." ”

For me, appearance and temperament are nothing, anyway, I have this virtue, but the waist is what I care about the most, usually, when I meet a stranger, the first thing I see is the other party's waist. The reason is simple, because I am all thin, but I have a bucket waist. When I first practiced kung fu with my fists and feet, I was only 11 years old, and my master asked me to tie the horse step for three weeks in a row, and when I started teaching one and a half moves, I flashed my waist in the first move. That day, my master came to see me, touched and touched my waist, his face was solemn that I had never seen before, and finally he shook his head and said, "It is not appropriate to practice fists and feet in the ninth year of the first year, so teach her the occult arts." "It's a pity that I don't learn the mystics very well. Jinmu, water, fire, and earth only know a little about fur, and the only thing that is proficient is the lazy people's favorite trick, telekinesis. Shigong lived for more than 500 years, Shizun lived for more than 300 years, and my master was the youngest but also more than 100 years old, and the time they lived together was equivalent to a thousand-year-old king, and they all said that I was the person with the worst understanding and the stupidest ability to act in history.

They discussed it for three days and three nights, and finally decided to teach me witchcraft. Witchcraft is simple, you don't need to take steps every day, you don't need to deliberately accumulate spiritual power, you just need to cook the melon on the back of the book and remember the various methods inside. So after so many years in the mountains, I backlit all the witch books in the study. It's a pity that I'm most interested in fist and foot kung fu, every time Yang Xiuyi uses light skills to jump up and down to tease me, I don't want to mention how resentful I am.

It's all my indisputable waist.

Now Yang Xiuyi is using my waist to stimulate me again, but I don't want to fight with him anymore, I said: "That thick-waisted woman is very nervous about Qu Jing'er, don't you think it's very strange?" ”

He nodded and asked me, "Qu Jing'er has a strange smell on her body, I don't know if you noticed it." ”

I glanced at him slyly: "You care so much about people, or you just ......"

Before he finished speaking, he raised his hand and slapped the back of my head unceremoniously, and said sharply: "Try another nonsense?" ”

I rubbed my head and pouted: "Then tell me, what kind of weird smell does she have?" ”

"There was a fishy smell, but it was very faint by the smell of pastry flour."

I thought about it for a moment and said, "It can't be that someone just happened to come to Aoisui, right?" ”

When Yang Xiuyi heard this, his snow-white handsome face suddenly turned red, and he coughed lightly twice unnaturally, and looked away: "It's not Kwai Shui." ”

"Then maybe people just ate fish and shrimp."

"Can't I tell the smell of fish and shrimp?"

"So what do you want to say? She just killed someone? ”

He shook his head and said sternly, "It's the fishy smell of monsters." ”

"Huh?" I was stunned, "She was entangled by a monster?" Could it be the thick-waisted woman? ”

"No, thick-waisted women don't have this taste, only she does."

My metaphysics is not good, although Jingyuan aura has accumulated a lot, but it can't be compared with Yang Xiuyi, if a monster really hides itself very deeply, then I will definitely not be able to detect it. But I can't believe that such a beautiful woman could be a goblin.

Unconsciously walked to the rain road, Liuxuancheng is close to the capital of Liuzhou, although the county is small, but the economy is prosperous, the traffic is busy, after nightfall, it is also lit up, noisy as day. The names of several avenues in the city are very elegant, and I rarely go out, and I am not as familiar with some small alleys as Yang Xiuyi.

While walking, pondering about Qu Jing'er, a red figure suddenly ran in front of him: "Yo! Young Master Yang! You can count it on, Qingchan has been nagging you with me for the past few days! ”

I raised my head, it was a woman of the same age as Aunt Jiang, her waist was thicker than mine, she wore gold and jade, and she wore heavy makeup, but she looked very comfortable, not bloated and heavy, and although the fragrance on her body was strong, it also smelled good.

Most storytellers in teahouses and restaurants always like to depict these Hongchen women with very face-painted descriptions, such as those old bustards, who will be portrayed as old women with heavy makeup, pungent fragrance, and vulgarity. But in fact, these women in Fireworks Alley are the ones who know how to dress up the most, such as the one in front of me, who is dressed in a clear way, but is not disliked, this is the realm. She also knows how to read people, turned her eyes to me, and grinned: "Why did Yang Gongzi bring a girl out today." ”

Although I was grateful that she recognized my gender at a glance, I still didn't have the courage to say, "What do you mean by him taking me?" Does he have such good intentions? ”

She was still smiling: "Is the girl going to come in and play too?" ”

My eyes sparkled: "Can I go in too?" Do you still have a male prostitute here? ”

As soon as the words fell, the back of my head hit me again, and Yang Xiuyi glared at me with a gloomy face: "You are still not a woman?" Do you know how to say this on the street? ”

I asked this just out of curiosity, and it was impossible to really look for it, he hit it really hard, I immediately became angry, the old bustard is very good at reading people's faces, and was busy playing round: "Where is there any male prostitute, I think this girl is just playing with her heart, asking and playing." ”

Yang Xiuyi glanced at me: "Asking about playing with this look, what kind of virtue, my eyes are shining." ”

I turned and walked away, not bothering to pay attention to him.

I have to compete with everyone, two and one add five, including my old and cunning master, but I can't do it only to Yang Xiuyi, because I have suffered too much from him, and I am numb to many of them, and I don't want to care about it.

But I'm still upset, why? Why can he go in and be a prostitute, but I can't even ask? Even if he is my little master and is qualified to manage me, he has to lead by example. So I turned around and looked at him: "Yang Xiuyi, I know that you men have seven emotions and six desires, but please respect yourself, how can I say that you are also your junior, you brought me to this kind of place, do you want to be ashamed?" ”

"What are you angry about? I didn't let you in to find a male prostitute, are you upset? ”

"I'm looking for a male prostitute? What male prostitute am I looking for? I was furious, "I have a fiancΓ© from my childhood sweetheart, what do I want a male prostitute for!" Do you think I'm as ignorant as you are? ”

He was also angry: "What don't you know? It's not me who took you there, it's you who are thinking about things by yourself, what are you scolding me for? You have your childhood sweetheart, you should go and find it! The ghost will come to you, dream and dream stupid! ”

We quarreled all the way, and there were more noisy people on the road than us, people who bargained for things, little hooligans who didn't agree with each other and fought on the streets, and daughters-in-law who stole men and were caught and pulled out to criticize and fight...... None of them were more attractive than us, so we didn't have a crowd of onlookers.

When we returned to 21 and 5, we quarreled in the courtyard for a long time, and then we went back to our respective rooms, and I went to sleep with my head covered.

I found that my heart was thicker than my waist, and I was so angry with him that I could say that I would sleep, and I dreamed of that person in my dreams, and I still couldn't see his face clearly, he only told me that he wanted me to wait for him, and he came soon, took me to my parents, and took me out of here. I was angry at him and asked him to come quickly, but he stopped me, and his figure disappeared in the white smoke.

I didn't go out of the room the next day, I still didn't want to go out on the third day, and on the fourth day, Yang Xiuyi started kicking the door, but I blocked the cabinet and the bed behind the door, and I saw how he kicked it. As a result, on the fifth day, he broke down the roof and jumped in.

I was slashing my wrist with a knife when he suddenly fell from the sky, startling me and slashing my hand, almost missing the entire palm.

When he saw me like this, he was furious: "What are you doing! ”

"Don't you have eyes? I'm bleeding. ”

I want to make a small half bowl of blood to give Chen Suyan a witchcraft, but it is not easy for my body to bleed a little, after a cut, the wound will heal automatically after a knife, and I have to endure the pain and have another knife.

He snatched my dagger from me and said in a rough voice: "What a madman who doesn't know how to live or die!" What exactly do you want to do? You haven't eaten for so many days, and you're bleeding so much, you don't want to die! ”

I was much calmer than him, squeezing my blood and said: "I've thought about it these days, even if Qu Jing'er is a goblin, it doesn't matter, if she is really a goblin, it is really great to be able to break through the shemale disparity and stay with Mu Xiangcai, and this kind of relationship is not something I can break up, so I want to give Chen Suyan a Gu and make her forget Mu Xiangcai." ”

"What have you been thinking about these days?" "Or else?" I raised my eyelids and glanced at him, and when I saw his appearance, the state elephant hadn't been very good these days. He looked at me coldly, and suddenly said, "Then you don't have to think about it, Qu Fei'er is dead."