Chapter 24: Avoiding Disaster
The morning sky is full of clouds, and the autumn mood is in the wind. The long pine is the sun, and the frost leaves are shocking.
There is a slender plank road outside the Huangquan Palace, which leads directly to the entrance of the mountain behind the Biluo Valley. At the end of the plank road is a thousand-year-old pine, with staggered branches and vigorous and upright. Panasonic has a boulder, and there are two people on the stone. One old and one young, sit and play against each other.
The forest keeper Lao Qiu and his thirteen-year-old grandson each wield black and white, and they are in full swing in a mess. Xiao Qiu suddenly raised his head and asked, "Grandpa, did you hear any sounds?" ”
Lao Qiu was a little behind his ears, listened to the sound of the wind for a long time, and asked, "What is the sound?" ”
Xiao Qiu replied, "I seem to hear the sect master shouting the first deity. ”
"You're so far away, you must have misheard.
"But it sounds like it"
Lao Qiu stared at the chessboard and said, "Although the sect master has ignored the affairs of the sect for many years, he has always been steady and restrained, and no one has ever heard him speak loudly. The first venerable is light and cold, but he understands the thoughts of the sect master best, what contradiction can these two people have? But I heard that the first martial arts were wasted and my memory was lost."
Before he could finish speaking, a white figure rushed over with a "whoosh".
Yan Buli ran out a few steps, suddenly stood on his feet and retreated, and asked the people under the pine tree: "Do you two know where the latrine is?" ”
The old and young looked sluggish, and pointed to the right in a daze.
"Thank you!" The other party carried his skirt and ran wildly towards the thatched house.
Xiao Qiu blinked twice: "Is the first statue what is going on?"
As soon as the white-clothed beauty ran away, a dark figure fell from the sky. Chi Yue exuded a terrifying chill all over her body, and asked the two of them in a cold voice, "Have you seen the first one?" ”
The two of them lowered their eyelids tremblingly, staring at the fingers they hadn't had time to withdraw.
Chi Yue swept up angrily, and broke into a certain building without looking, and suddenly screamed countless times.
"Ahhh
"Satyr!"
"Oh, it's the sect master!"
Several female disciples were flushed, and they ran out in a panic with their skirts.
Chi Yuetie retreated outside with a blushing face, gritted his teeth and shouted, "Jiang Mochou, you come out for me!" ”
"If you promise not to kill me, I'll come out."
"This sect promises to beat you to death!"
Yan Buli learned from his casual tone last night, and pretended to comfort: "Sect Master, why bother to be angry for a few words, this is the first book, people have prepared several books for you, how about gold xx and jade xx?" If you're not satisfied, I'll give you a choice. ”
Chi Yue swallowed a mouthful of old blood, resisted the urge to collapse the toilet in front of her with one palm, and said fiercely: "This sect has no time to spend with you now, this account will be calculated later, and you will not come out for the rest of your life if you have the ability!" With that, he flicked his sleeves and walked away.
Xiao Qiu sat under the pine tree, and the chess pieces in his hand were almost pinched in half. He poked Lao Qiu: "Grandpa, what did you just say?" ”
Lao Qiu suddenly came back to his senses, coughed dryly twice, and looked up at the sky: "Hehe, the weather is good today" As soon as the words fell, there was a gust of wind whistling in the air.
Wind stops. Cloud stops.
The air is dead.
The Great Sect Master of Chi stood in front of the two of them in a sitting of Xuan Yi, his face was darker than his clothes, and the whole person was like a cold sword.
Lao Qiu's fingertips trembled, and Bai Yingying's chess pieces fell.
"What you've just seen is a hallucination, understand?" After a sentence, the person disappeared again.
The two looked at the air and nodded. He nodded again. Nodding again.
Yan Buli squatted in the thatched house and sighed for a long time. Misstep, misstep, messed up the situation in vain, and only heard the secrets of the Ten Thousand Ghost Array, it seems that you can only start with the formation diagram first.
After waiting for a while and finding that there was no sound outside, he slipped out with a thief's eyebrow. Seeing that the old and young were still in Panasonic, he walked over and asked, "Two, is the sect master gone?" ”
Xiao Qiu glanced at Lao Qiu and almost cried: "Grandpa, this is also an illusion, right?" ”
Lao Qiu held his heart and said tremblingly: "The first one, you raise your noble eyes and treat us as two trees." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, a man is a tree, his head is green in summer, his head is bald in winter, and he has no good life" Yan Buli waved his hand, "I don't embarrass you, just tell me where the place to eat is." After a long time of tossing and turning, he finally felt hungry.
Lao Qiu pointed to the east with a snort: "To the west of the apse, there is a wolf dog guarding the door of the dining room. ”
"Thanks, don't bother the two of you, you can go on." The beauty in white turned around and floated away.
"Still?" Old Qiu Mo babbled and packed up the chess pieces, "I don't know if this is a game of chess or scary." ”
Xiao Qiu also nodded again and again: "Let's change places, the feng shui here is not good, and it is easy to hallucinate"
The black-haired wolf dog outside the dining house was very excited to see Yan Buli, wagging his big furry tail around him, which scared someone goosebumps.
Chef Liu Laohan was also very happy to see Jiang Mochou, and personally stir-fried a few specialty dishes on the small stove.
Yan Buli nibbled on braised chicken wings, a plate of steamed pork with honey root powder on the left, a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs on the right, and poured a cup of sweet yellow plum wine.
Chef Liu brought another plate of chestnut cabbage: "It's easy to get tired if you eat too much meat, so let's try vegetarian too." ”
Yan Buli suddenly remembered something and asked, "This cabbage is not grown from ashes, is it?" ”
"Where can I be! Ash fertilizer is sprinkled only when grain is planted, and plant ash is also used. ”
Relieved, I picked up a chopstick and tasted it, and someone immediately praised: "It's delicious!" ”
The other party smiled innocently: "Hehe, I know that this year's cabbage is delicious, and the vegetables poured out of human dung are better than cow dung." ”
Yan Buli: ""
Chef Liu squinted his eyes and said: "If the first one still wants to make Guizhi rolls, just tell me, this year's osmanthus is enough!" ”
"Guizhi rolls?" Yan Buli frowned, "Why am I doing it?" ”
The other party smiled and said, "The sect master likes to eat!" Isn't there a saying that to grab a man's heart, you must first grab a man's stomach? ”
Yan Bu was happy: "What's the use of grabbing a man's stomach?" He thinks of you when he's hungry. "Besides, why does he want that black heart from Old Devil Chi? I am afraid of poisoning when I fry and eat it.
Chef Liu scratched his head: "But didn't you say that a woman's greatest happiness is to see a man's satisfied smile when he eats."
"So what?" Yan Buli sneered, "No matter how much love you give, Gu is eaten by the other party, and in the end, it will just become." ”
“”
"I'm not that stupid woman now."
Chef Liu grinned: "Eh, the first statue is really different from the original, but I think you have a good idea now."
"I also feel stronger than before." Yan Buli is not ashamed.
"Well, the sect master definitely likes it!"
Half of the chicken wings swayed and stuck in Yan Buli's mouth, "What about eating, don't we mention him and the dung?"
There were also a few gray-clothed disciples sitting not far away, turning their heads from time to time to look over here.
Jiang Mochou, as the head of the four, has always been indifferent and dignified, and even laughing makes people feel alienated. The disciples of the Ghost Sect didn't even dare to look at it much on weekdays, for fear that the female demon would fly in and poke her eyes with chopsticks.
Unexpectedly, today I saw her drinking and eating with a big smile, and at the same time chatting happily with Chef Liu, she completely lost her previous cold shelf, and looked much more approachable. Coupled with the rumors that her martial arts were all in vain and her memory was lost, several people looked at each other and had the courage to come forward to talk.
"Disciple Liu Sanjiu, disciple Shui Huo, disciple Shen Chuan, I have seen the first one!"
The white-clothed beauty looked at the three of them with a smile, and the bamboo chopsticks in her hand gently tapped the edge of the bowl, and her voice was faint: "You have to be careful about naming this kind of thing." ”
Three: ""Can we not carry the sect master's pot?" ==
"Sit down and have a drink." Yan Bu is used to the pride of the swordsman, whether it is a restaurant or a green building, he likes to invite friends to join in the fun, and now beckons them to sit down and drink together.
"This, how dare the juniors"
"Oh, then let's stand."
“”
Chef Liu patted Liu Sanjiu's shoulder: "Gua Wazi, the first one will be obedient if you are with you." Sit down, sit down, I'll add a few more dishes to you! ”
The three of them were flattered and pressed on the chair by Chef Liu.
Yan Buli saw that the drinking friends gathered a table, and immediately became interested, and couldn't help but say that he pushed the cup and set the lamp three times first. The people present are all shallow young people, and as soon as the yellow soup enters the stomach, there is no restraint, and they open the conversation box with nonsense.
Shen Chuan Duanbei saluted: "Shouzun, you have always been the dream of new disciples such as us, and you are the idol in your heart!" At the age of eighteen, he killed nine masters of the major factions, at the age of twenty, he repelled a hundred assassins with the power of one person, at the age of twenty-one, he bloodied three sects and six sects, and at the age of twenty-two, he rebelled against the Southern Desolate Demon Sect and occupied the top of the martial arts killing list for five years. It is really a model for our generation and a legend of the rivers and lakes! ”
Yan Buli held the chopsticks in his mouth and asked the two people next to him: "Is he talking about me?" It's really yellow and violent. ”
Shui Yi smiled and cracked a mouthful of white teeth: "Naturally, it's you." Although the first is a woman, she does not let her eyebrows overwhelm the heroes, and no one in the ghost gate is unconvinced! ”
Yan Buli smiled modestly: "Awards, awards." The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and my front waves have been abandoned on the beach, and the rivers and lakes will still be your world in the future. ”
"Alas, I'm angry when I talk about it! That big disciple of Zhengyang Palace is so shameless, if it weren't for the villain, how could he cause you to lose all your skills? Fortunately, he is dead, otherwise we would have broken his bones and peeled off the skin to relieve the hatred in my heart! ”
Liu Sanjiu also slapped the table: "That's right, that Yan Buli is a righteous hooligan and a well-dressed beast!" Merry debts can be lined up from the eastern capital to outside the Yangmen Pass, what qualifications are there to compare with the first honor? It must have been a fraud! ”
"Isn't it, that kid's newborn Wang Ba is not afraid of stewing, and he dares to give us a war letter from the Ghost Sect, I don't know how the word death is written! Honor, are you right? ”
Yan Buli nodded dryly: "Yes, yes"
"Shouzun doesn't have to be sad, in fact, we all feel that you have changed, more like a person than before."
Yan Buli twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled bitterly: "Didn't I look like a human before?" ”
"Phew! Look at my mouth," Liu Sanjiu slapped himself, "You turned out to be like a fairy descending from the earth, beautiful and beautiful, but always cold, a little less popular." Now it's much more hearty and friendly to look at. ”
Yan Buli raised his wine glass: "Yes, in the future, this seat will take the route of burping and pro-people." Come on, come on, keep drinking! ”
When Hu Chedan found someone, he saw the white-clothed beauty stepping on a stool with a bold face, rolling up her arms and sleeves and rowing wine fists with several disciples. He was so anxious that he almost didn't lose his beard: "Auntie, why do you still have the heart to drink and have fun?!" The sect master is going crazy."
Yan Buli carried the wine jug and continued to pour: "He can also worry about big things for a long time, as for it?" ”
"Oh, it's not in the morning! Yue Zhuo was in Wangxiang Tower, and somehow spoke disrespectfully and bumped into him. The sect master was angry, and immediately slapped that girl downstairs! ”
With a "bang", the flask fell to the ground. Yan Buli said angrily: "What did you say?!" ”