The sun was clear and the breeze was gentle, so I got up early in the morning and drank soy milk, nibbled steamed buns, and dipped pickles in the yard in my bedclothes.

It would have been a great day without a crowd of uninvited guests.

Just when Xiangzhu combed my hair and prepared to pull it up. The gate of 21 was kicked in an instant, and the cheap poplar door flew from the front hall to the backyard, crashing into the solid bluestone slab floor, shattering into sawdust.

Fifty or sixty men armed with various weapons instantly turned the backyard into a cramped crowd.

The girl in pink yesterday is now dressed in a goose-yellow cardigan and wears a beautiful hat on her head. Through the thin silk veil hanging down, you can see the color on her pretty face, there is a large dark blue at the corner of her eye, and her left eye is swollen into a slit.

I sighed in my heart, only thinking about how to vent my anger for Xia Yuelou, but I didn't think that they would come to avenge yesterday's revenge.

I should also blame myself for being too confident in my appearance, always thinking that I was born with a face of clear water and clear soup, and when I fell into the crowd, it was like water into the ocean, and it was better to find me than to pick lice in the cow hair. But I forgot that I also had three companions, and their appearance and temperament stood out from the crowd, and it was hard not to remember.

First of all, Hua Xixue, who took an elegant name, but had a rough face, broad shoulders, wide back and wide waist, if I looked like this, I would definitely walk sideways on the street.

followed by Wei Zhen, with a handsome face, a burly figure, and a masculine body. is not as big and round as Hua Xixue, his waist is tight and powerful, which can be called bodybuilding. Of course, if he wants to talk or giggle, if I didn't know him, I would have hid in the street.

Finally, Xia Yuelou, a delicate beauty that is extremely difficult to see, elegant in appearance, full of aura, sometimes cunning, sometimes gentle, and the figure is also excellent, curly and graceful. If I were a man, I would have walked the streets.

It can be seen that with these three people here, it is not difficult to find me.

They are aggressive, and they are not good.

I lifted the stones in the courtyard as quickly as I could, and smashed them all. Then he pulled Xiangzhu and turned around and ran to the room, shouting "Wei Zhen help" as he ran.

But Wei Zhen and Hua Xixue were really sleepy, and their sleep was very heavy. I roared so loudly, and the murderous aura in the courtyard was so heavy, they didn't even feel it.

However, Uncle Feng was carrying the birdcage gracefully, humming a tune, and pacing in from the back door with small steps.

I hid behind the hollowed-out carved wooden window, and my heart hung to my throat.

Although Uncle Feng followed Yang Xiuyi, in fact, his kung fu foundation was not much better than mine. Most of his energy was spent reading books, such as military books, power schemes, financial management, wood identification, pharmacy, winemaking, and so on. Of course, he will also look at embroidery, fabric, aromatherapy, maintenance, and clothing matching, who calls him Yang Xiuyi's "virtuous helper". What he has in his head is something that even today's champion can hardly match.

But in the current situation, his brain is useless. The other party didn't leave him time to speak and think. Directly reached out and threw him to the ground, and stepped on his back.

I was worried, but I was also a little gloating. It's just because Uncle Feng has always seen that he is calm and calm, with an elegant style of idlers, and there are very few times when he is down. In response to his situation now, thinking about his next look, I have to say that it is quite dark.

But I never thought that Uncle Feng would be so calm, instead of showing a little embarrassment, he raised his eyebrows proudly, smiled sinisterly, and suddenly clapped his hands crisply, and shouted domineeringly: "Come on, kill them!" ”

Someone in the crowd shouted, "Oh no! Ambush! ”

When everyone heard this, they immediately drew their knives together, looked around, looked nervous, and waited solemnly.

We hid in the room and raised our heads, looking at the sky through the wooden window, waiting for the heavenly help.

The courtyard fell silent instantly, and fifty or sixty people looked solemn and did not say a word. A few birds flew by, scattering a few feathers and piles of guano. The snoring of Wei Zhen and Hua Xixue clearly reached everyone's ears at this moment.

Half a day later, everyone looked at Uncle Feng, and Uncle Feng's clear face was confused, and he high-fived again: "What about people?" He clapped his hands again: "Come out!" Keep high-five: "Damn ......"

I reached out and wiped the cold sweat: "......"

A big man pointed at him: "This guy is playing tricks on us!" ”

After that, he kicked Uncle Feng on the back, this kick was really not light, and Uncle Feng fainted on the ground with a "ah".

The pink-clothed girl quickly pulled out a knife against Uncle Feng's neck, looked at me, and said loudly: "Tian Chujiu, I know you and hand over Xia Yuelou and the stupid big guy yesterday!" You give me another twenty kowtows, or your uncle's life won't be saved!" ”

Xiangzhu was puzzled: "Miss, she brought so many people, why didn't she attack directly?" Instead, they want to blackmail you out? ”

Xia Yuelou said: "I must be afraid of the identity of the Ninth Wizard, and I am afraid that there will be fraud in the room." ”

I thought about it and was a little sad: "I was betrayed by Chen Sheng." ”

It's weird, but no one in the neighborhood knows that I'm selling witchcraft for a living. And the neighbors all call me Tian Shopkeeper, and the neighbors in Tian Chujiu's name alley don't know at all. Aunt Jiang knows, but she never calls me by my name in front of the group of "shrew sisters", and generally replaces it with a series of derogatory words such as "slut", "thief girl", "ugly embryo", "Wang Balamb" and so on.

Now this girl in pink has called out my real name, and the only one who betrayed me was an acquaintance.

"Tian Chujiu, I'll count to three!"

With that, she raised her arms, and the blade flashed with a cold light in the warm sun.

"One!"

learned from Xia Yuelou that Cai Fengyu's mother and daughter were ruthless and did all kinds of evil. Their maids are familiar with their ears and eyes, and they think they are also a raccoon dog, and they are not much better.

I didn't dare to have any luck, so I opened the door directly: "Stop!" ”

She raised her head, the warm breeze lifted her hat and tulle, with a faint fairy wind, she smiled proudly: "Kneel down and kowtow!" ”

I stretched out my hand and pointed at Uncle Feng: "Let him go first!" ”

She was disdainful: "What do you think you are qualified to bargain with me?" ”

I smiled, walked towards her, and suddenly stretched out my arm: "Poison powder! ”

Everyone hurriedly covered their snorts, I took the opportunity to take a full breath, raised my hand to move Uncle Feng aside, I didn't think that the strength was not accurate, his old bones were knocked into the wall of the well by me.

Then I glanced at the girl in pink, and the hood on her head flew up and hung it on the corner of the roof.

Everyone immediately exclaimed, because the hair under the maid's hat was extremely wolfish, like a mouse gnawing.

Her hood flew, revealing under it. I thought that women love beauty, and she had to go to get her hat first, but I forgot that there is a saying in the world that "annoyed and angry", and she directly raised her knife and slashed at me.

I turned around and ran to Wei Zhen's earroom, not wanting to stumble under my feet and fall to the ground, she chased so tightly that she couldn't stop for a while, stepped on my calf, and the whole person flew over me, and after a beautiful arc, she slammed open Wei Zhen's door.

It's a lot easier than me banging on the door myself.

I hardly came to Wei Zhen's room, because I thought that he and Hua Xixue had strong hair and thick branches, and there must be an unpleasant smell of sweat and feet in the room. Now when I went in, I found that the room was extremely neat and clean, and there was even a light white plum fragrance.

But the way they sleep, uh, is really ......

Let me compare it to this, if you compare the flowers and snow to a big tree, Wei Zhen is a monkey clinging to the tree. If the flowers and snow are compared to a white stone wall, Wei Zhen is the vine branches that are wrapped around the wall.

Two men sleeping like this, uh, really......

I had to rejoice again, fortunately, Wei Zhen was not my own son, but when I thought of the woman in his dream, I suddenly felt a lot of vicissitudes, uh, it was really ......

I rushed over, grabbed Hua Xixue's beard, grabbed Wei Zhen's scalp, and yelled: "Don't sleep! ”

After understanding the situation, Wei Zhen wiped off the saliva that flowed from his mouth when he slept, picked me up and rushed out: "Who dares to come to my house to make trouble!" ”

After the loud shouting, the fight started directly.

His strength was so great that a scream would ring out when he swung his fist. Not long after, the neatly dressed Hua Xixue joined the battle, although he looked savage, he won with dexterity, and his skills were very tricky, which was more difficult to deal with than Wei Zhen.

I climbed next to Uncle Feng: "Don't pretend." ”

He opened his eyes: "Dead girl, she is quite righteous at a critical time." ”

I hurriedly said, "Hurry up, hurry up, go away." ”

According to the principle of proximity, we thought of climbing to the stone table first, then to the back of the tree, and finally sneaking into the room along the sheets on the clothespole.

The idea was beautiful, but after a few steps, two shiny long knives suddenly appeared and poked in front of us, piercing the sturdy bluestone slabs straight and almost nailing the backs of our hands to the ground.

A touch of lake green shadow jumped into the sky, and after settling was a bright beauty. She sneered and pulled out her double knives, clinging to her chest, her eyebrows and eyes contained coldness, her hair was neatly tied into a bunch, lined with fair skin, and her temperament was as cold as a plum in winter.

Uncle Feng and I glanced at each other, and we had been friends and foes for many years, and our more or less revolutionary feelings made us quite tacit -- we let out a "ahh