"Big White?" Gu Changxi tilted his head and repeated the words of the little green snake.

Qing Ze hugged his claws and nodded with a deep face: "Legend has it that during the Shaoxing period of the Southern Song Dynasty, there was a little white snake who had cultivated to repay the shepherd boy's life-saving grace, and turned into a beautiful woman to plan a classic bridge encounter, so that the shepherd boy's reincarnated scholar Xu Xian fell in love with her at first sight. Then he used the popular bridge section of staying on a rainy day to make a love with Xu Xian's umbrella. After the two got married, they were destroyed by a hot hand who didn't understand love, and a snake staged a cross-racial love! ”

The little green snake was not convinced: "You forgot to add me." ”

Qing Zebai glanced at it: "I've been mixing for hundreds of years and I'm also a maid, are you embarrassed?" ”

Xiao Qing was angry, only to see a burst of white smoke disperse, and in front of the two stood an ancient man in a wide-sleeved green shirt, he pouted: "I am a male snake, a male snake!" He was quite embarrassed when he recalled the original incident: "Have you ever seen Miss Gu followed by a little girl?" It's all for the sake of Dabai that I became a maid. ”

Gu Changxi blinked, looked down at Qing Ze, and then slapped it away.

Qing Ze: Which one is this singing of "............"?

Xiaoqing was full of black lines: "You listen to me carefully, I want to find Dabai." As he spoke, he took out a thumb-sized bead from his sleeve and shook it in front of Qing Ze: "Help me find Dabai, and I'll give you the bead." ”

Qing Ze's saliva flowed out: "Neidan." ”

Xiaoqing nodded, a little sad: "Da Bai wants to love someone one by one, but after so many years, she hasn't found a human who really loves her!" Speaking of this, Xiao Qinghu was furious, rolled up his sleeves and scolded: "I persuaded her to fly with me, but this girl actually locked me in the Eight Treasure Ball and ran away by herself." ”

Qing Ze nodded sympathetically: "Human beings have a pure natural attraction to goblins, and you can't blame Dabai." You snake clan are all tendons, and her heart is running on Xu Xian, which can only be blamed on your lack of charm and can't even attract a female snake. ”

Xiaoqing's face turned red: "I'm so handsome, you dare to say that I'm not attractive!" The words fell, and he rolled up his sleeves and fought with Qing Ze.

Gu Changxi took a step forward and picked up Xiaoqing with one hand: "According to human algorithms, how old are you?" ”

"Ah, according to the world, I'm about 17 years old, what's wrong?" Xiaoqing replied subconsciously.

Gu Changxi let go of her hand with satisfaction, Xiaoqing fell to the ground with a "bang", and she said lightly: "No wonder it's so naïve!" ”

"Ahh Xiaoqing suddenly realized: "You said that Dabai doesn't like Zhengtai? Xiaoqing, who knew the truth, shed tears.

Qing Ze's tears also flowed, so this is Changxi hinting that he is too naïve?

That...... Let's be more mature in the future!

Thinking of this, Qing Ze got up from the ground, didn't jump onto Gu Changxi's shoulder, walked in front with a serious posture and said, "Changxi, you come with me, let's go see how Gu Zhongtian and Gu Shen are doing." After a pause, it added: "As far as I can see, I'm afraid this matter can't be solved so easily!" ”

Gu Changxi looked at Qing Ze quietly, it immediately put up its forelimbs and stood up like a human, its glass-colored pupils were full of seriousness: "What's wrong?" ”

"Hmm," Gu Changxi squatted down and stared at Qing Ze's eyes, and said thoughtfully for a long time: "It seems that in addition to being naïve, it is still funny!" ”

Qing Ze burst into tears instantly, and opened his mouth angrily to bite Gu Changxi's nose: "Huh, you hate it~"

"Tsk, the world is going down, and the demon heart is not ancient." Xiaoqing pulled up his sleeves and covered his eyes, and said seriously: "Dude, listen to my advice, cross-species will not have good results." It's not good for you to have a shemale when the time comes! ”

Qing Ze directly fanned Xiaoqing away with his tail, and another big truck passed by and crushed Xiaoqing into human mud. The driver stopped in shock, crouched down on the front of his truck and looked under the wheels, but saw nothing.

"It's strange, I feel like I've been pressed against something, why isn't there anything?"

If the driver can see the monster, he is only afraid of crying dad and calling his mother in fright.

Because...... Xiaoqing was crushed into pieces of paper and was holding the driver's shoulders and pulling herself up from under the tires.

Gu Changxi turned around calmly and walked towards the police station.

Qing Ze snorted coldly, so he didn't care whether he was naïve or funny, and jumped directly on Gu Changxi's shoulder. Only then did he flick his tail contentedly, and sure enough, getting close to Changxi is the king!

When Gu Changxi arrived at the police station, the police had just finished making a record for Gu Zhongtian, stood up and shook his head at him: "Young people, don't be impulsive, you stay here for two days now, and you won't say anything about that girl!" ”

Gu Zhongtian, who calmed down, had already regretted it, and lowered his head with a pale face: "Will I go to jail?" ”

The policeman patted him on the shoulder with a heavy face, shook his head and sighed as he led him to the detention cell.

Gu Zhongtian thought that he was guilty of a lot of sin and was going to be punished very cruelly, so he hugged the table leg and howled: "Uncle policeman, I didn't mean to, I was angry, and I didn't know what I was doing at the time?" I really didn't mean to. ”

"Don't call me uncle, I'm only 24." Several policemen broke his hands and legs, and one of them said, "Impulse is the devil, will you be impulsive next time?" ”

Gu Zhongtian shook his head: "Don't dare, don't dare!" ”

"Okay, stay here!" After speaking, he directly locked up Gu Zhong.

Gu Zhongtian held the iron railing with both hands and burst into tears: "I really don't dare anymore!" ”

“…………”

"Tsk, this yamen is much more advanced than we were back then." Xiao Qing stood beside Gu Changxi, reached out and stroked the long black hair that reached up to his waist, with a smug expression: "However, no matter when, don't try to trap our monsters!" ”

Qing Ze's face was full of displeasure, and he felt that when he had to go to the God IT Department to upgrade the Lei Feng system, it was too hard to use spells three times a month. Can't you brush up in front of the girl, there is a sense of wood?

Gu Changxi glanced at Gu Zhongtian calmly, and saw that he had nothing else to do except for being in a bitter mood, so he turned around and walked outside with confidence.

Just as Gu Changxi walked to the door, three men and one woman walked in from the courtyard. When he passed by Gu Changxi, one of the boys tilted his head in wonder, how did he feel that there was someone around him?

Seeing that he couldn't stand, the girls among them were a little puzzled: "Zixuan, what are you doing?" ”

Xu Zixuan didn't answer her words, and stretched out his hand to the side. Gu Changxi's eyes twitched, and instantly flashed past him. A gust of wind blew, and Xu Zixuan touched the air, but he still felt puzzled, he obviously felt that there was someone beside him, why couldn't he touch it?

"Whew! It's dangerous! Qing Ze leaned on Gu Changxi's shoulder and sighed: "I didn't expect that kid just now to be quite sensitive." ”

Xiaoqing didn't know when she conjured a folding fan, and fanned it gracefully: "Yes, I didn't expect that there are still people who can do kung fu in this era!" ”

Qing Ze's eyes widened: "How did you become like this?" ”

Xiao Qing Siwen smiled politely: "Xiao Sheng is polite!" ”

Qing Ze twitched the corners of his mouth: "Please, the four modernizations are popular now, and you will be treated as mentally ill if you wear this ancient costume!" ”

Xiaoqing: "............"

By the time I arrived at the hospital, it was already evening.

Gu Changxi walked into the door with Qing Ze in his arms, and at this time, a nurse on shift walked out of the hall. Seeing Qing Ze in Gu Changxi's arms, she felt cute, and she couldn't help but take a few more looks, and then she was stupid on the spot. Stretching out his finger, he trembled and pointed to the shadow on the ground stretched by the sunset: "Yes...... Yes...... Ghosts! ”

Gu Changxi paused, looked at the extra shadow beside him and blinked: "Xiaoqing! ”

Xiaoqing also noticed that something was wrong, and hurriedly appeared, looked at the nurse with a smile and said, "This girl, where is the ghost?" ”

The nurse didn't react, ah, when did this sister who hugged the cat have a man next to her? Ah, this man dressed in green is so good-looking! The nurse was shocked to realize that she had lost her temper just now, and hurriedly lowered her head to cover her face and whispered, "I'm sorry, I saw it wrong just now." ”

Xiaoqing changed to a modern person's appearance at this time, of course, the green skin logo has never been changed. It's just that he changed from a wide-sleeved green shirt to a green suit with fine workmanship, and even the jade crown on his head was replaced by a certain green gentleman's hat, which looks more stylish than a movie star, no wonder this nurse can't resist his beauty.

Xiaoqing bent over to the nurse very gentlemanly: "It's okay, I wish you well!" ”

Gu Changxi and Qing Ze quietly watched him pretending to be forced.

Xiaoqing didn't feel anything wrong at all, and asked with a smile: "May I ask the girl, do you know what ward the girl who was rescued from NTU just now lives in?" ”

"Ahh The nurse was completely stunned by Xiaoqing, and her face was full of pink bubbles: "In the ward on the third floor, I'll take you there." ”

Xiaoqing Sven smiled: "Thank you very much." ”

The nurse had fainted......

Xiaoqing blinked and looked up: "Look, I'm also very charming, aren't I?" "Feelings, this guy has always held a grudge against Qing Ze and said that he was not attractive.

Qing Ze twitched the corners of his mouth, and thought in his heart, Uncle Ben is not as knowledgeable as you, lest Changxi also think I am naïve! Hum!

The three of them walked to the door of the ward on the third floor, and before they could walk up, they heard Xue Ling's sharp voice sound: "Gu Shen, what did you mean just now?" Why are you holding Huihui all the way and not letting go? What do you mean? ”

"Xue Ling, your sister is still unconscious, don't you be so excited?" Gu Shen's helpless voice came: "This is the ward, let's pay attention to it!" ”

"Phew! Su zhì? Xue Ling sneered: "You tell me about Su zhì? Why don't you talk about su zhì when you sleep with me! "Looking at Xue Ling like this, she probably hasn't let Gu Shen go since she entered the hospital.

"Xue Ling!" Gu Shen was a little impatient, and raised his voice, which sounded a little imposing: "Shut up, if there is anything to do when Xue Hui wakes up!" ”

"You!" Xue Ling stomped her feet: "Okay, you Gu Shen, you don't want to admit it when you sleep, right?" Don't forget that the old lady still has your guarantee here......" Xue Ling said a lot, Gu Shen couldn't bear it anymore, and directly pushed her away and walked towards the men's toilet.

Xue Ling snorted fiercely: "Men are not things!" Gu Shen, you remember for me, you will cry in the future! ”

Xiaoqing raised her hand and made a stealth decision: "Tsk, this shrew, I would have eaten her before I put it aside!" ”

Qing Ze disdainfully: "Isn't it dirty to eat her?" ”

Xiaoqing paused, and nodded suddenly in understanding: "Since I was with Dabai, I don't eat people." Besides, human beings nowadays are not picky eaters at all, and dare to eat anything. Humans are so dirty, they are full of poison! ”