Qin Guan took a step back and returned to the dormitory, he picked up the bold pen next to the phone, and wrote six elegant big characters on the plastic bucket 'Niulanshan Erguotou'

After finishing writing, he threw the pen into Liu Xiaoyang's arms in a hurry, and was ready to use his acting skills to conquer the oncoming crowd.

Liu Xiaoyang was smashed by the signature pen thrown by Qin Guan, and the pen oil on his head instantly turned into Erlang God, he smeared a handful of black oil and water, and complained in his heart: Comrade Qin Guan, don't pretend to be calm, you were so scared just now that you forgot to cover the pen cap.

As Qin Guan got closer and closer to the person in front of him, he couldn't help but silently chant in his heart: Qin Guan, don't panic, you are a strong child! For specific lines, see the middle school textbook to resist US aggression and aid Korea.

When the two parties met smoothly, Qin Guan's legs were successfully hypnotized by themselves, and they never trembled.

Just as he was about to rub shoulders with these people, a junior in the disciplinary group opened his mouth.

"Senior Qin, is that you?"

This voice pulled the eyes of the teacher who hadn't paid attention to him over.

He stared at the rectangular barrel in Qin Guan's hand, no matter how he looked at it, it looked like it was filled with alcohol? Then he asked suspiciously: "Classmate, what are you holding in your hand?" ”

Qin Guan looked at the teacher who asked the question with the kindest, most innocent, and most innocent expression, and the surrounding crowd was dizzy with his shining eyes.

He said very obediently to the teacher who asked the question: "Teacher, this is the wine I brought to the staff of the director team, I am a newcomer after all, and I must maintain a relationship often." ”

Feed! You're lying! You ran faster than a rabbit after filming, and it was all your agent who licked your face to please others!

Unexpectedly, this group of teachers, who have always been known for their rigorous thinking, only glanced at the bullpen mountain on the barrel and believed it.

Cheap sorghum wine is packed in such a big white barrel, and it is not easy for classmate Qin, so he has to buy wine for everyone to drink out of his own pocket.

No one is going to drink alcohol, right? Wang Lei, who poked his head out at the door of the dormitory to observe the enemy's situation, has been complaining about the IQ of this group of inspectors, and he knew that it was such a group of mentally handicapped people to check, and he didn't need Qin Guan to come out at all!

When Qin Guan walked away, the group of people found their dormitory, and it was only then that Wang Lei found that the IQ of this group of people had returned to a normal level.

This is the life with a plug-in, what are you going to do! Where is all this to reason?

Wang Lei let out a long sigh at the combination of female teachers + female students, and this matter is also a top trick for Qin Guan.

When Qin Guan arrived safely at the love crew and got the props for his own scene, the whole crew came up one by one to pat Qin Guan on the shoulder to show comfort.

It's really that Qin Guan who filmed this scene was so miserable that they couldn't help laughing.

With the help of the props group, Qin Guan tied this lifelike Wang Ba shell to his body and knelt at the door of King Yan's mansion.

He plans to use Xu Zheng's serious acting skills to see if it works and whether he can shine.

Qin Guan's expression did not move, he was slightly humble, but he did not use exaggerated recitation, nor did he have to squeeze out his facial expressions to try this funny repertoire.

Qin Guan lowered his body very low, and read the lines with a dog-legged and serious expression: "The humble position is a blind stinky bastard, who eats too much lard and loses his mind. It's a mad dog, and I'm biting the director...."

As he spoke, he kowtowed: "You don't remember the villain, Your Royal Highness King Yan, you can spare me, spare me." ”

If someone in the venue died suddenly now, he must have been killed by Qin Guan, and the actor who played Zhu Di laughed before Qin Guan finished his lines.

"Hahahaha!" At the beginning of this person, the others were like a drop of water thrown into the oil pot, which exploded in an instant!

Feed! Do you guys still have compassion? This prop turtle shell is very heavy, okay!

The director held back a smile, knocked on the side of the venue with a newspaper, and reminded everyone loudly: "Be careful! Don't laugh anymore! Burn money! ”

The emotional director is not angry to laugh at Qin Guan, but angry to save money, we are secretly happy behind our backs.

Qin Guan's next scene was to stare closely at Zhu Di, who was playing against him.

Zhu Di laughed at Gao Fuming who was kneeling in front of him according to the requirements of the script: "Your tears flow so fast!" ”

Qin Guan thought that he had been ridiculed by you as a dog, could he not be happy with tears? While continuing to read the amusing lines: "Your Majesty, the slave does not shed tears, the slave sheds blood." ”

I rub! Zhu Di, don't twitch the corners of your mouth, okay? Endure!

"Thinking of the bastard things I have done in the past, my humble heart is bleeding, and when I see His Highness's loving face, the heart of a servant... The minion's heart is bleeding pus... Woowoo"

You're enough, don't smile, okay? After a while, I started laughing, and then I laughed again.

Qin Guan couldn't see it and was not upset, and he lay on the ground again like a turtle. Zhu Di couldn't hold back a laugh, picked up the shelf and continued to play the lines.

Qin Guan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, Qin Guan, do you know that you escaped just now? If it weren't for the one you just lay on the spot, the actor opposite couldn't see your face pretending to be sad and full of tears, and he would probably continue to laugh.

After Qin Guan finished filming this scene, he finally didn't have his filming role in the past few days, alas, as a social elite, he was too tired, he had to learn all the courses in school in advance, and in order to go abroad, he had to go to the TOEFL class that his girlfriend enrolled him with, not to mention that he is now running together with two crews.

Qin Guan was almost exhausted, and in this short half a month, his thin cheeks were sunken.

Is that your delusion good, isn't it just a few big meals less? Won't it be over when you're done filming? Anyway, there's only one day left, and you're going to get a bento again.

Qin Guan pulled down the current scene with his fingers, he had already died twice in the two dramas, and the number of times he died in the upcoming two dramas was still twice.

took a total of 4 plays, 4 are all villains who hate dogs, he is powerless to lie on the steering wheel of the car and cry without tears, and now the only thing that can comfort himself is food.

Anyway, it's not far from the small intestine Chen, go and eat a bowl of rotten meat soup and thick stewed and boiled fire.

When it comes to boiling and roasting, it's hard to resist the deliciousness of a man who likes offal, and this substitute for Su-made meat, which originated in the south of the capital during the Guangxu period, quickly conquered the hearts of the poor people.

At that time, the small citizens, because the price of Suzao meat boiled with pork belly was too expensive, the people of Nancheng, who lived by manual work every day, used pig's head meat and pig water instead.

The small intestine Chen's boiling fire is to cook the pig intestines and pig lungs together with the fire and stew, supplemented by fried tofu slices, blood tofu, marinade, plus garlic juice, sauce tofu juice, coriander and other accessories, so that the fire is burned through but not sticky, the meat is rotten but not bad, if you go to the side of Li Ji Baishui sheep's head and cut two taels of meat, it is delicious in the world.

…… (To be continued.) )