Chapter 254. Real knives and real guns are enough
Lin Yi saw that Monk Gao and the others were indignant, and they wanted to pick and choose, and in order to help Su Xue, they could only let go, so they sighed: "Alas! ”
It's a pity that the voice was too small, and Monk Gao and the others were still scolding, and they didn't hear his reaction. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Helpless, Lin Yi had no choice but to raise his voice, and "sigh" again, this time it was loud, which attracted the attention of Monk Gao and others.
"Brother Lin, what are you sighing about? Do you also think that those people are too inauthentic and not a thing? ”
Lin Yi said: "Brother Gao, I sigh because you have read so many Buddhist scriptures in vain and recited so many Amitabha Buddhas in vain. ”
"What do you mean by that?" The high monk spread his hands and also spoke up.
Lin Yi said: "Don't you hear that the "Diamond Sutra" has clouds, and everything has a way, like a dream bubble, like fog and electricity, and it should be viewed as such...... Brother, don't you still understand the meaning of this sentence? ”
Monk Gao paused for a moment, and then turned the Buddha beads on his neck with his hand, "Amitabha, sin and sin ---"
Lin Yi thought he understood, but unexpectedly, "I really don't understand, brother, explain and explain!" ”
Lin Yi was speechless, this is a complete "fake monk".
"Actually, what this sentence means is that you should not be too attached to the scene in front of you, but let go of your heart, as it is written in the Bible, if someone hits you on the left cheek, then hit him on the right cheek."
"Grass, I'm stupid. was slapped and handed in the face. Monk Gao was very angry.
Lin Yidu felt that he didn't know how to explain, so he could only cry and laugh: "It's not that meaning, it means that but no matter how others treat you, you can be as immobile as a mountain, not affected by the outside world, and still be yourself--- what are we doing here?" Participate in the treasure appreciation, if you don't do anything and run back, you will be laughed at by your peers...... Don't tell me you weren't in the company before you came here, you didn't show off in front of your friends and family? ”
Lin Yi's words are to the point, Monk Gao, Wu Beard and Grimace Li, you look at me, I look at you, they are all people who love to be in the limelight, otherwise they wouldn't have come all the way to participate in this show. Before coming here to participate, they all blew their cowhides into the sky, not to mention relatives and friends, even the aunt who watched the toilet and the uncle who swept the street knew that they were going to be on TV. Now Meng Buding just goes back like this, and he won't be laughed at to death.
Of course, they can explain that there are shady and unspoken rules in this, but who will believe it. will only suspect that they are useless and not proficient in learning, so they were brushed down by the TV station.
As soon as they figured out this truth, the three high monks who were still jumping like grasshoppers just now couldn't jump anymore.
"So what should I do, just endure it? I'm not the kind of person who swallows his anger! The high monk rubbed the rosary and snapped.
"Yes, if you just endure it like this, you're still a man!" Wu Beard squeezed the beard on his chin fiercely.
"It's not forbearance, it's not forbearance, we're not human beings inside and out." Grimace Lee huffed and touched the scar on his face with his hand.
Seeing that the three big brothers were so "entangled", Lin Yi couldn't help but feel funny, so he said: "Actually, if you think about it carefully, this is not a problem at all. Why? First of all, what are we here for? Participate in treasure appreciation and help the people to discern treasures, lest they miss their eyes and slip away. Secondly, what are our requirements? The organizers provide food and accommodation, can get close to the treasures, mingle with the people during the Lantern Festival, and show their faces on TV by the way. Judging from these two items, we didn't suffer at all. As for memorizing the lines of the script or something, we don't need to. Why, because we are all folk masters, we play with experience, war is practice, never talk on paper, never cheat, we are used to real swords and real guns, this is enough! ”
Being instigated by Lin Yi like this, the three monks who were still indignant and scolding immediately felt that they were like Zhang'er King Kong Arhats, shining with golden light and extremely tall.
Yes, we are all real work!
Never cheat, talk on paper!
What a script, to hell with it!
What lines, let it go!
At this moment, the three reckless treasure appreciation masters were open-minded and heroic, and they were about to roar a few times.
In the end, Monk Gao patted Lin Yi on the shoulder and said: "Okay, Xiao Linzi, being young is different, think about things well enough, otherwise we will make a mistake." You see, let's play later, and we're not going to make those four nerds look good! ”
As soon as he heard this, Lin Yi couldn't help but secretly complain, it seems that these three are going to fight against the treasure platform, I just hope that the battle situation will not be too tragic, Buddha bless!
This time, it was Lin Yi's turn to eat fast and chant Buddha.
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Su Xue was busy at the back of the stage, wrinkling Xiumei from time to time to explain to the host and the staff what to do when the meeting opened, and how to do it to achieve the best effect.
The hostess is called Xu Dongmei, who is also from a professional class, and used to be the host of variety entertainment programs on the provincial TV station, with good eloquence and a set of on-the-spot performance, so she was appointed by Su Xue as the host of this show.
At this moment, Su Xue checked the program list with her again and told her the details of the appearance. On the stage, the lighting engineer has turned the lights to the best state, the boom camera has been in place, and even the audience under the treasure table is also full, waiting for the treasure connoisseurs to take the stage and take their places.
Su Xue looked at the time and ordered to play.
Zhou Chen, Zheng Wang, four experts and professors, as well as Lin Yi, Gao Monk, Wu Dabeard and Grimace Li, a total of eight people, sat face to face in two rows, looking at each other's posture, there was a lot of momentum in the Chu River and Han realm, and there was a momentum of verbal warfare.
Su Xue, who was busy and worried about the show, couldn't help but be stunned when she saw Lin Yi, Lin Yi was so scolded by the makeup artist that she almost didn't recognize it, and thought that she had invited an "old gentleman" somewhere.
When Lin Yi saw her coming, he naughtily stuck out his tongue at her and smiled.
Su Xuewaner, this guy, what do you want to do, why do you wear such old makeup.
After sitting down, Lin Yi looked around, and they formed a figure-eight shape with the opposite side, and directly opposite was the boom camera, so that they could follow the shooting "in all directions without dead ends".
But judging from the seat, the person inside still suffers a lot, at least in the frontal shot, only half of his body can be exposed.
On Lin Yi's side, Monk Gao happened to be sitting in the innermost, so he felt very dissatisfied, and his mouth began to beep again.
Lin Yi sat in the middle, and when he saw this, he took the initiative to ask to change seats with him.
Monk Gao didn't expect Lin Yi to do this, so he immediately gave a thumbs up and praised: "Brother, benevolence and righteousness!" ”
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"Everyone's in place, ready --- countdown begins!"
"Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five......"
When the number is pronounced "one", the light is turned on---
"Central Plains Treasure Appreciation" program, recording begins! (To be continued.) )