191. Angel of Justice (v.)
When Clark didn't transform into Superman, he had a gentle personality, and he squatted down to apologize to Gu Qing solemnly.
Gu Qing put his hand on his knee, looking like a delicate and well-behaved Zhengtai, he said: "If it is the new Lego brand toy gun that is most popular with nine-year-old boys, it doesn't matter at all." β
Clark was surprised: "What's wrong with you?" β
Gu Qing stared at Clark seriously, and he explained, "You forgot to give the matching bullet to the five-year-old boy." β
Clark recalled, "He was a boy, he looked like he was four or five years old, but how do you know?" β
"You smell of ice cream, he hugs you and cries, he puts the ice cream on you, judging by the height he is five years old. As for boys, better understood, you wouldn't give a toy gun to a girl. Gu Qing said it as a matter of course, Bruce stood aside and had honor, Rong En stuffed the last piece of Oreo into his mouth, glanced at Clark, stretched out his hand to compare the height of the little boy, and said matter-of-factly: "This is the height of a five-year-old?" Superman, you can send toy bullets to others on the way back, #ε₯½δΊΊεε°εΊ#. β
Clark: "......"
Barry's eyes widened, Batman's children are amazing.
As he spoke, another superhero appeared, and Green Lantern Hal Jordan arrived, and he didn't flash in like the Flash, and he didn't encounter something like Superman who was so unlucky that all four wheels were stolen. I don't know if it's his delusion, he always feels that his friends are a little disappointed, disappointed what?
Hal Jordan was puzzled, but he was still very happy to see his friends, and the meeting gift he brought was a green light ring and an energy lantern, of course, which were counterfeit and used to coax children to play.
Barry saw through Hal Jordan's sinister intentions at a glance: "Why don't you just give Angel your contour doll?" β
Hal Jordan raised his eyebrows: "You who gave Angel the "Flash" comics are not qualified to talk about me, right?" β
Barry glanced at Hal Jordan with disdain: "Please, you can see clearly, the Flash in the comics is not my Flash, he is my idol Jay Garrick." β
Bruce crouched down to explain to his adopted son that Green Lantern Hal Jordan's green light ring relied purely on the imagination and willpower of the wearer to drive the energy ring to produce a variety of effects, and the stronger the user's willpower, the greater the effectiveness of the ring. "It's a replica."
"I know." Gu Qing's expression always fluctuated when he looked at Bruce, and he blinked his right eye at Bruce, although his facial expression was still expressionless, it made him look much more playful and lively. He placed the counterfeit ring that Hal Jordan had given him on the middle finger of his left hand, and the microcomputer qì people quickly combined under his maneuver, and a flash in the green uniform of the Green Lantern uniform was born, and he circled around the hall to form a green light and shadow.
The initiator commented indifferently: "The original color is more in line with aesthetics." β
Bruce cleared his throat and said with a smile that he couldn't hide, "I think so too." β
Barry snapped a look at Hal Jordan.
Hal Jordan touched his own green light ring, and he was relieved when he conjured up the object, "I didn't give the wrong ring. β
"Of course you don't!" The opening was the Flash in the green tone of the circle, and now Hal Jordan is even more certain.
Barry groaned, "It's exactly the same as my voice, and I've never thought green was so ugly." β
The Flash, who fired the map cannon, displeased the Martian June, who was a green bald head, and decided to teach Barry what to look good at.
Clark looked at Bruce a little blankly, Bruce was discussing with his adopted son the microcomputer qì man who now added the role of sound simulation, and the large technical jargon made Clark even more confused, and he simply ran to the kitchen to help Ah Fu.
There are still Aquaman Arthur Curry and Wonder Woman Diana left in the Big Seven who are not here, but Arthur Curry has not been on land for a long time, and he said that he would come this time, but he still couldn't come by dropping the chain at the critical moment, so he sent a message to Bruce.
While expressing his understanding, Bruce planned the new development direction of the Justice League in his heart, because of Aquaman's long-term absence, they also need to find another superhero to join the front line, and now this matter should be officially put on the agenda.
When he looked back at the messy Flash, Green Lantern and Jon, Bruce showed a rare smile, and he was very unsmiling when he was Batman.
It's just that the image of the superhero of the Justice League is a little worrying.
Fortunately, we still have Wonder Woman, she rode Harley into Wayne Manor, came to the hall and took off her hard hat, put her long hair together, and was particularly heroic, I have to say that this appearance alone is enough to kill other friends in seconds, not to mention that Wonder Woman Diana has a full personality charm, which suddenly raises the style of the other Big Four in the Justice League.
She brought Gu Qing the blessing of good health, Diana is the daughter of Zeus, the king of the gods of Olympus, and Hippolyta, the queen of the Amazon on the paradise island, blessed by the gods, her blessing has a divine power bonus, and there is nothing more than this to please Bruce, who is going farther and farther on the road of child control, especially against the backdrop of the other four so unreliable greeting gifts.
In fact, it's not just the meeting gift that is unreliable.
This is a small pie duì, usually get together and always solve supervillains, or superheroes on the way to solve supervillains, it is rare to take off their uniforms and get together, and the atmosphere is still very good.
For Clark, the food in Wayne Manor couldn't be more delicious, and more importantly, the quantity was also large, and no one would look at him strangely, so he was relieved to eat and drink. So he didn't participate in the "little game" of several other friends, and I have to say that he escaped a catastrophe.
As for what this little game is?
"Angel, what do you think of Diana?"
Gu Qing's bright eyes were devoted to Bruce in front of him, and he quickly lowered his eyes: "She's fine." β
This Bruce continued, "Then what do you think of having her as your adoptive mother?" β
Gu Qing said slowly: "I don't think it makes sense logically. β
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"Diana came from the Amazons of the paradise island, and the Amazons were a purely female tribe whose reproduction depended on regular visits to men from neighboring peoples, which meant that there was no such thing as marriage. What's more, I don't think Bruce had a good feeling for Diana for men and women, and vice versa, Young. β
Ronn who transforms himself into Bruce: "...... Can I ask, well, who do you think Diana liked? Oh, it's the love of women for men. β
Gu Qing blinked: "It's not you." β
Jon: "...... Where is the logic of this answer? He has discovered that the children of the Batman family have a high IQ, but everything is very logical, black is black, white is white, this is very good to figure out his way of thinking, but he can't bear that people have a high IQ.
Look at the logic of the people like this: "You care so much about who Diana likes, I thought you were trying to figure out if Diana liked you in a roundabout way." β
That's because I'm gossiping, kid. Jon thought about it for a moment, and felt that this reason seemed to be detrimental to the image - thankfully, one of the founders of the Justice League finally remembered the image - so he snorted, dropped the usual excuse "It's complicated to say, kid", and slipped away.
Back at the den, Rong En shrugged: "I've seen through it." β
Barry pouted, "You still say your transfiguration is super powerful." β
What Rong En is most proud of is his transfiguration, he can change his shape as he pleases by changing his polymer structure, and when he heard Barry say this, he immediately made an excuse for himself: "That's because he is very close to Bruce, if I become one of the other of us, wait, I can become Aquaman, didn't he come today?" Angel hadn't seen him, and if he could see through it again this time, I'd be completely convinced. How about it, do you want to gamble? β
Hal Jordan gritted his teeth: "Bet." As he spoke, he took out a hundred dollars.
Barry also took out ten dollars, and finally everyone's eyes fell on Jaime who was huddled in the corner and wanted to cry without tears, Jaime trembled: "So why am I being pulled in!" I don't bet on death, I don't bet! "If Batman finds out, Jaime wants to cry even more.
It's not until Jaime is a brain-dead fan of Batman that he held him down, in case this kid is called a snitch, then what's the fun. Rong En turned into the appearance of Aquaman with great interest, and the Flash and Green Lantern, who had worked closely with Aquaman, praised it together, and they really couldn't tell the real from the fake.
Jon's #reinvigorated# set off again, but after he left, his good buddies Flash and Green Lantern said in unison: "I pressed Angel." The two of them smiled treacherously, but they always felt that something was wrong.
ββAs a former partner of Aquaman, he couldn't tell the real from the fake, but now a child who has never seen Aquaman can tell the difference, isn't the problem of (IQ) exposed in this very obvious?
This time Rong En was very confident, he came to Gu Qing's small flower hall again with high spirits, and as soon as he stepped in, he was dumbfounded when he saw another person inside: "Didn't you say you couldn't come?" β