(I feel like such a classic movie is water - no, it's a shame to write so many chapters, but my character is so strong, what is water?) I said I didn't know, I just wrote it with dry goods, wahaha, haha, hahahaha. "Twenty words? Didn't say a few more times")

Walking into KBS's studio, looking at the entire program team busy in front of him, Lee Min-cheol felt that it was not easy to shoot a variety show for the first time.

followed Liu Zaishi into the MC dressing room, because the three MCs of this show are more familiar with Lee Min-cheol, so Lee Min-cheol, as a junior, also followed in with an old face. (Actually, there's a female MC, but it's not very useful, and it's not famous in the future, so I won't appear.) Alas, sure enough, this is a society that looks at faces. ）

"Senior Li Huicai, senior Jiang Hudong, hello." Li Minzhe greeted the two hosts first when he entered the house, which was helpless as a gagman, if there was no Liu Zaishi, Li Minzhe probably wouldn't even be qualified to greet the two.

Gagman's internal seniority ranking is the strictest in all Korean circles, which protects the unity of Gagman, who has the lowest status, but also makes newcomers dare not breathe in front of their predecessors.

"Okay, in the future, they will all be in a program group, let's call a brother." Seeing that the young man introduced by Liu Zaishi did not take advantage of Liu Zaishi's fake tiger power, Li Huicai also took advantage of the situation to sell well.

"Thank you, brother." Lee Min-chul thanked him while sitting in the corner behind the three MCs and watching them put on makeup, while Lee Min-chul had to wait until Yoo Jae-seok's makeup artist finished painting Yoo Jae-seok before he had time to help him put on makeup.

At this time, a new PD of the program group came over to inform the hosts of the opening time, looking at the shoehorn face, the pits on the face, and the bad smile at the corner of his mouth from time to time, Li Minzhe went crazy and thought: Bad luck has been shitty lately, anyone can meet it.

"In Brother Shi, I'll go out to find that PD and ask me what I'm going to do in a while." After greeting Yoo Jae-seok, Lee Min-cheol quickly opened the door and ran to find the PD he had just met.

(Who is PD?) Guessed it? It should be quite easy to guess, 300 words in advance of the prompt - "ding")

"Hello, PDNY."

Looking at the panting Li Minzhe, the new PD replied suspiciously: "Are you?" ”

"Hello, I'm Li Minzhe, the assistant actor of the program team, haven't you seen it when I had a meeting before?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't come here at that time, I'm the assistant pd of KBS's new company - Luo Yingshi, please take care of me."

(Well, I lied to you again, and the answer was revealed after 99 words, I'm guilty!)

"Are you new too? Then let's help each other in the future, can you give me a few more shots?"

"This Li Minzhexi, I'm also new here, and I can't be responsible for this aspect, so I'll help you think about the lines, and try to make your performance a little more interesting?"

"Really? You're going to help me think of the lines on my own? I thank you for your eight ancestors, you will be my brother in the future, brother, when I become popular in the future, I will come unconditionally, if you leave KBS, I will not appear in KBS, I will ......" Li Minzhe expressed his heartfelt face at Luo Yingshi with a brainless face.

"I've just joined the company, and I won't leave KBS in the foreseeable future." Luo Yingshi said to Li Minzhe in a mosquito-like voice.

"Okay brother, don't think about it so much, help me think of lines, I'll use my private money to invite you to eat fried chicken." Lee Min-cheol urged: "You can only eat chicken breasts"

Looking at this lively new brother, I firmly believe that I will be the only director in the Korean variety show industry in the future, and Luo Yingshi, who has nothing to do, is also willing to help this little brother who believes in him so much.

Why is it the same? Lee Min-chul said that there is another person who will be on a par with him, who is it? Luo Yingshi thought to himself.

(Who is it?) It's easier to guess, but I'm going to wait until many chapters before I tell you, and this time it's true. )

"Okay, all the crews are ready, the terrifying empty click for the first time, start" With the director's order, the entire program team was quiet, and only the voices of the three MCs on the stage remained.

I saw that in the camera, it was a room that imitated ancient Korean architecture, and Liu Jae-seok and the three of them were kneeling in the center of the room, wearing hanbok, each wearing a funny little hat, and Jiang Hudong was constantly tearing his clothes because his clothes were too small

"Hello everyone, and welcome to the horrific - empty. We will spend a wonderful time with you at this time of the week in the future. Liu Zaishi opened in the middle, and sure enough, Liu Zaishi was the best at the beginning, Li Minzhe thought to himself.

"yes, our show is a game of word solitaire, and those who lose will be punished, so we're ready to start now." Jiang Hudong took over the topic with a loud voice, and shouted directly empty, and when it was Li Huicai's turn, Li Huicai hilariously shouted in the rhythm of B-box: "Empty-empty-da, empty-empty-da." ”

Li Hui started to shout "Shuiwan", and then it was his turn to "Shuiwan-Bay Hook-Shit-Shit-Shit Husk Lang-Lang, Wolf^......"

Li Huicai was stuck, Jiang Hudong and Liu Zaishi fled to the side excitedly, and the whole house suddenly sounded the air defense siren, and the red lights in the house were still flashing, giving people a nervous feeling.

Lee Min-chul, who had been waiting behind the door for a long time, finally heard the sound of the play, and Lee Min-chul trembled all over, after all, he was going to appear on the TV screen for the first time, and everything that had been done before would end at this moment, and after that there would be a better future.

Looking at the group performers around him who were nervous than him, all of them were college students, Li Minzhe had to show more confidence, after all, he was the head of this group, and this group of people in the show was responsible for punishing the losing MC, although the laughter was all on the MC, Li Minzhe knew that his www.biquge.info of Biqu Pavilion was high enough.

"Are you ready? Remember to hit someone first when you go out, and then listen to my command, the boy presses it first, and then the female classmate, go, go, fiting! ”

Liu Zaishi watched Lee Min-cheol's first appearance worriedly in the corner where the camera couldn't see, and Jiang Hudong next to him was much more relaxed, how could someone I am optimistic about not perform well, Jiang Hudong thought to himself.

As the camera moved, Lee Min-chul finally appeared on the screen for the first time, only to see Lee Min-chul wearing the clothes of a Korean guard with a big round cap, followed by a group of students wearing raincoats and rushing out.

Then the precious variety show clip that was regarded as black history by Li Minzhe appeared: Li Minzhe just measured a straight face, and was still thinking about what pose to pose next, whether to tell a little joke or something, the classmates who participated in the show for the first time went crazy, squeezed past Li Minzhe in front of him and rushed to Li Huicai who fell to the ground.

Li Huicai is also a veteran of the show, how can he not see that the situation is out of control, but for the sake of the effect of the show, Li Huicai decisively covered his head and greeted the coming punches and kicks, which were really beaten.

Li Minzhe looked at the crowd in front of him, and felt that his heart was broken, do you have a variety show circle, strong woolen dramas, do you have the consciousness of a little supporting role, and the director, don't take care of it.

To be honest, Lee Min-cheol faced this situation for the first time, and he really didn't know what to do, so he instinctively prepared to shout to the director team to stop. At this time, Liu Zaishi rushed up, kicked Li Huicai a few times, and at the same time pulled Li Minzhe's hand, looked at Li Minzhe anxiously in his eyes, and kept signaling him to step forward.

Lee Min-cheol got Yoo Jae-seok's signal, and he couldn't express his gratitude, so he hurriedly stretched out a foot, ready to rub an assist as an assist, who knew that the result was an assistant who took a blood-

(Then, the adc hangs up, and all kinds of pushes are pushed.) Ahem, don't care if you don't understand, just think the author is crazy. ）

Everyone stopped, only Li Hui covered his hands underneath, and the whole person kept rolling on the floor, his face was red, and the green tendons on his neck also exploded, which was a pain that crossed race, language, and gender, and everyone present felt the same way.

Li Minzhe saw Luo Yingshi who gestured to him, and he really felt that the scene was cold, so he didn't think much about it, so he directly pounced and smashed on Li Huicai, and the classmates next to him seemed to have remembered the script, and they pounced directly regardless of men and women, Li Minzhe was overwhelmed by several people, and at the same time observed the effect of the scene, and saw Liu Zaishi's comfortable smile; Jiang Hudong's schadenfreude; Luo Yingshi wiped the sweat from his head. Lee Min-chul was relieved, it seems that the protagonist is still the protagonist, and no one is destined to steal the scene.

As Li Minzhe lowered his head, he finally saw the male protagonist of this scene: trying to stretch his neck upward, waving his hands wildly, and only Li Huicai with snow-white eyes rolling on his flushed face, Li Minzhe's brain was off the line at this time and said: "It's so white-"

Later, as Jiang Hudong also pounced, Li Minzhe also followed "white".

Variety shows also have intermissions, everyone understands it. Under the leadership of Liu Zaishi, Li Minzhe bowed to Li Huicai and said, "I'm sorry senior, I was careless just now, please forgive me." After speaking, he didn't dare to stand up straight, and kept bending down and waiting for Li Huicai's reply.

Li Huicai squinted and didn't speak, just held the back of his neck with both hands. Li Minzhe knew that he would not be able to pass this level without some blood today, so he could only grit his teeth and bend his knees: "Senior, ...... right"

didn't wait for Lee Min-cheol to kneel, Liu Zai-seok next to him interrupted Lee Min-cheol's words: "Huicai, it's not right to be Min-cheol today, forgive him for his first appearance in the show, if there is a next time, I will be responsible for driving him out." Liu Zaishi bowed to Li Huicai and said: "Also, the effect of me hosting the opening today is not very good, you can help more in the future, and I will give you a hand." ”

Seeing that he has all his face, Li Huicai is not very good at holding the shelf of his predecessors anymore, to be honest, if it weren't for Liu Zaishi, a new junior to treat him like this, Li Huicai would definitely make Li Minzhe unable to get along in the variety show circle, and the notoriety of deliberately rectifying his predecessors in the variety show circle is enough to ruin Li Minzhe.

"Thank you seniors for forgiveness, it won't happen in the future." Lee Min-chul still didn't raise his head, he was afraid that the person opposite would see his angry eyes.

For people who have been wronged since childhood, Li Minzhe doesn't care too much about being made difficult by his predecessors, kneeling down and admitting his mistakes, and his face is worth a few pieces of fried chicken.

However, Yoo Jae-seok, who has been very good to Lee Min-cheol since they met, wanted to bow his head and apologize and give up the hard-won position of the main MC, which made Lee Min-cheol unacceptable. But it is impossible to turn against Li Huicai now, after all, there is still Liu Zaishi's efforts just now, and Li Minzhe can only secretly remember Li Huicai.

The gloomy atmosphere will eventually pass, and the pleasantly terrifying emptiness will usher in the second stage.

Then let's start with the word "dog". Li Hui looked at Liu Zaishi and said.

"Shit - always - attention - always - attention - power "

The three MCs spoke for a long time with two words in a loop, and suddenly Li Hui took the lead in changing a word, and Liu Zaishi looked at Li Hui before swallowing the words on his lips.

As the alarm sounded, Lee Min-chul rushed out with the group of college students again. The college students listened to Luo Yingshi's warning and took the initiative to give up the middle position to Li Minzhe.

But Lee Min-cheol also realized that he didn't have much to play in this show, and compared with the college students next to him, he was at most a change of skin.

So Li Minzhe is not in a hurry to step forward, anyway, in the future, the two eldest brothers and Luo Yingshi will have a program, and he will not go to milk the child with Li Huicai when the time comes.

(Explain this stalk: Li Huicai later participated in a parent-child program, and invited many celebrities to play with the child for the sake of ratings, and the child is still very cute, not blowing or black.)

Li Hui is also a good person, we don't know what it's like in private, but at least it's much more pleasing to the eye than Daddy Park and Jin Jiula in the show, the plot needs it, don't spray me. ）

(Anyway, do you want to explain this kind of stalk?,If you don't explain, I'm afraid you won't be able to see it.,Unwilling.,I feel a little procrastinating when I talk too much.,What do you say?) )

Li Minzhe, who wanted to open it, also pounced on Liu Zaishi with everyone, and then tied Liu Zaishi's braids together, and the flash of inspiration Li Minzhe also put Liu Zaishi's glasses in Liu Zaishi's mouth, which became the finishing touch.

It is said that Li Minzhe has been with the two eldest brothers in the family for a few years, and there are still some variety show bacteria and obscene ideas.

The show worked very well, although Li Huicai still didn't talk to Lee Min-cheol, but he didn't bother him, so Lee Min-cheol gradually let go.

In the second half of the show, it was finally Jiang Hudong's turn to be punished, and Jiang Hudong was asked to go outside to laugh at a star at will.

Seeing Jiang Hudong complaining but quickly running out of the studio, Li Minzhe also followed, and said happily: It seems that Brother Hudong also knows that the weight of this issue is a bit small.

Running to a corner of the corridor, Jiang Hudong suddenly turned around and wanted to say something, while Luo Yingshi, who was a guest photographer, hurriedly retreated, but Li Minzhe rushed up behind him.

As a result, Jiang Hudong's right eye collided directly with the camera, Jiang Hudong squatted on the ground, covering his injured eye with one hand, and his other small eye kept scanning the embarrassed Li Minzhe and Luo Yingshi.

Li Minzhe felt that his good luck had been used up in several great gods, why did he always get into trouble today.

Liu Zaishi, who heard the voice in the room, also rushed out in a hurry, and hurriedly wiped Jiang Hudong's tears with tissue paper.

Looking at Liu Zaishi, who had just been wrapped in hand paper like a mummy, Jiang Hudong burst out happy. This is Lee Min-chul's cleverness, which immediately came up.

I saw Li Minzhe pounce on a tiger, knelt directly on the ground and held the camera and cried: "Ah! You're alright, you're much more expensive than the pig across from you. ”

Looking at Li Minzhe who was spoofing there, Jiang Hudong smiled indifferently, and directly made a very angry appearance, coquettishly waved a casserole-sized fist at Li Minzhe, and said contrivedly: "Sue sù don't tell the truth, don't listen, let you not listen" (make up Wang Baquan by yourself, have you heard of this martial arts mastery?) Hudong is in use. ）

The embarrassing atmosphere was resolved, and Jiang Hudong's red eyes were obviously not suitable for filming anymore, but Brother Hudong waved his hand and said that he couldn't delay the show because of himself, so he decided to bring a blindfold to continue the video and see the consciousness of the national MC - Okay, even Lee Min-cheol saw the pd's polite words, and it is estimated that if Jiang Hudong agrees to rest, then Lee Min-cheol will be able to go up and preside.

"Boy, if we don't give me a funny idea, we're not done." Jiang Hudong said viciously to Li Minzhe and Luo Yingshi.

The threatened Li Minzhe and Luo Yingshi could only hide in the corner and silently discuss whether they could beat Jiang Hudong, but looking at Jiang Hudong's calves thicker than their own arms, the two began their first cooperation - discussing ideas.

"Since Hudong hasn't completed the task, let's put on a show for us." Liu Zaishi said according to the words discussed.

Jiang Hudong looked at Liu Zaishi with an embarrassed face, then looked at the two sluts who were snickering beside him, and said, "Okay, listen up" After speaking, he pinched his throat and said in a childish tone: "In Shi Oppa, why don't you - I will - I will - peel - eggs for you?" After speaking, he made an OK gesture with his hand on the cheekbone, and in the middle of the "O" was the flesh on the cheekbone that was squeezed out with great force, and the color and shape were very similar to eggs.

With the laughter of the audience, the initiators of Li Minzhe and Luo Yingshi also couldn't stand up with laughter. However, the more he was in such a shy situation, the more Jiang Hudong could put on an expression of "That's it, that's it, what can you do with me." Looking at Jiang Hudong's appearance, the audience erupted in a second burst of laughter.

In the end, Lee Min-chul took the college students to paint Liu Jae-seok white with flour, and when Yoo Jae-seok was looking for people to hug and want to dye the flour to others, this episode of the show came to an end.

In the mutual thanks of the MC and the director, the horror of this issue is over, and Lee Min-cheol, who starred in a variety show for the first time, really felt the hard work of a variety artist.

was wildly punished by Li Minzhe in the show, Li Huicai's severed children and grandchildren's feet were unwarranted, Jiang Hudong's eyes also needed to be checked in time, and Liu Zaishi's mouth was hoarse.

It was filmed intermittently all night, and the jokes in it had to be cut in half of the unfunny solitaire and finally edited into a 20-minute show.

Lee Min-chul stood at the door of the bathroom, holding Yoo Jae-seok's coat. While waiting for Liu Zaishi to rinse the powder, he thought nonsense.

And unconsciously there was a man standing opposite him, but the man opposite was holding a woman's coat and standing at the door of the women's toilet, which made the women who came in and out very embarrassed.

Looking at the overwhelmed man opposite, Li Minzhe smiled: "Sure enough, it's his true colors, it's like this in life."

"Brother Zhong Min, come here and stand." Lee Min-chul said to Kim Jong-min opposite.

When Kim Jong-min saw Lee Min-chul calling him, he didn't think much about it and stood up directly, and after a while, he reacted and said, "Thank you, you know me?" ”

Lee Min-chul pursed his lips and sat down in a horseback dance movement, still singing: "Oh-oh-"

Seeing Lee Min-chul's clumsy movements, Kim Jong Folk Music also danced a horse riding dance, wanting Lee Min-cheol to know how to dance, but he forgot that he was not singing Lee Min-chul in tune.

In this way, the two second-class goods danced in front of the men's toilet of KBS and danced the song that Gao Yaotai has been popular for more than ten years and will definitely continue to be popular - pure love!

(No, it's so uncomfortable, I have to jump out and talk.) Anyway, the horse riding dance is Gao Yaotai's good, I don't believe you can turn it yourself, Uncle Bird really copied it, and he was too upset for me Gao Yaotai.

Now I'm listening to innocence.,It's really full of memories.,My typing speed is still trying to keep up with the rhythm.,As a result, I keep typos.。

I also really feel that this song can be popular for a hundred years, I feel that Jongmin and Shin Ji are seventy years old, what is the 100th anniversary of K-pop or something, two old men and old ladies are dancing this song, so happy, I want to cry.

Finally, the sun shining high, I haven't started to intervene in the main plot yet, don't get excited, rest, rest for a while. "See another meme?", hehe. )

The two men forgot their "oh oh oh-" in that way, so that Liu Zaishi and Shen Zhi who were inside were not calm, and the two who came out in advance hurriedly pulled away the two people who were jumping.

Then after glancing at each other, Yoo Jae-seok and Shin Zhi left a look that cherished each other, and quickly left the surrounding crowd with their own baggage.

And the two neuropathies that were separated are still staging a reluctant drama.

"Brother, my name is Li Minzhe, don't forget me-"

"Brother, remember to come to my brother, I'll miss you-"

"Brother—"

"Brother—"

Can you understand the mood of Liu Zaishi and Shen Zhi now, it's not so embarrassing to be embarrassed.

"Shin Ji Nuna, rub the waves, hey-"

Shin Ji stumbled on his feet and hurriedly threw Kim Jong-min to another member of the group who came to pick him up.

Seeing that this person Li Minzhe suddenly stopped struggling, Liu Zaishi looked at the terrible Li Minzhe with a gloomy face in his hand, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong." ”

"Brother, the other person in Gao Yaotai's group is taking drugs."

Listening to Li Minzhe's terrifying speech, Liu Zaishi hurriedly looked around, and then said in a smaller voice: "You can't talk nonsense, you won't be finished with you when the other party's agent hears it." And, how do you tell. ”

Li Minzhe said with a wry smile: "When I couldn't survive before, I had two days of fighting drugs, and if that man hadn't taken drugs, he would have pulled out my eyes as a bubble." ”

Looking at Liu Zaishi's cold eyes, Li Minzhe felt for the first time that this good old brother was really angry because of himself. So he hurriedly explained: "At that time, I really couldn't even eat a mouthful of food, so I could only help people deliver drugs twice, really twice, I can't dream of those drug users, so I can't earn this black money, even if I starve to death." ”

Looking at Liu Jae-shi's face that gradually softened, Li Minzhe breathed a long sigh of relief. "In the future, if you don't have enough money, tell me, if there are these inconsistencies again, don't blame my brother."

Under Lee Min-cheol's pointing to the heavens and the earth and swearing by the curse, he finally turned the page.

"But brother, what about the one who is addicted to drugs in the high waist? You're so good with Kim Jong-min, why don't you talk about it? ”

Liu Zaishi said speechlessly: "Where did you hear that I am familiar with Kim Jongmin?" Don't talk nonsense, people are K-pop stars, we are the lowest level of gagman, and we want to be known by his fans ANTI to death. Also, I don't know anyone familiar with actors and singers, and there are not many people in the variety show circle who want to be like you, so you can put some top female stars, Liu Line or something back in your stomach in the future. ”

Looking at the endless Liu Zaishi, Li Minzhe sighed: "You're still too young, brother, when you pretend to be familiar with the entire entertainment industry in the future, who dares to tell you that you are not familiar, who dares!" Grow up quickly, boy, I still count on you. ”

"What did you say?" Liu Zaishi looked at Lee Min-cheol, who was muttering quietly, and asked.

"No, brother, what should I do about this, I know that it doesn't look like your style if I don't help."

Liu Zaishi pondered for a while and said: "I will remind Kim Jongmin when I meet him in the future, don't go out and talk nonsense." ”

Li Minzhe jumped a step and grabbed Liu Zaishi's arm, then leaned his head on Liu Zaishi's shoulder, shook Liu Zaishi's arm and said coquettishly: "Sure enough, it's still the best brother." ”

Liu Zaishi ninja had goosebumps all over his body, and pushed Lee Min-cheol's head hard, shouting shame.

Liu Zaishi, who broke free, ran forward with all his might, and Li Minzhe chased after him not to be outdone.

Just keep chasing, keep running, and a chapter will pass......

(I originally wanted to introduce Luo Yingshi to you, one of the gods behind the scenes of Korean variety shows, and one of them can also be removed in the eyes of some people.) But I feel too wordy today, I have a chance another day, don't go to Du Niang secretly, that's a spoiler, wait for me to introduce it to you. ）

(By the way, Google and Youdao can't all - Kangsang Smecta)

Sorry, it's late, but it's a big chapter.

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