Chapter 116: What an Idiot!
"Forehead......" Zhuang Li blinked innocently: "Is that guy a villain, and he doesn't write on his face, how can I see it, can I be blamed for this kind of thing......
"Hey, hey, hey, are you born an idiot, and you will write two big idiots on your face with a brush! Well? What an idiot! I can't think about it with my brain~~ I'm so stupid and worthy of being my master's sidekick~~~"
Nima, this is really enough.
I've been scolding since I woke up.
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However, Zhuang Li is really powerless to refute.
"That'...... So where is this place, how could Song Chengyi know that I would get lost after I came in? β
I said, and asked me with a face! Don't you know that you are a person in this Sitian Pavilion? β
Mu Yunxi had doubts on his face.
Zhuang Li nodded honestly: "I don't know, I just came here for two days." β
"It's no wonder that people will ......turn around"
Mu Yunxi stretched out his hand and added a piece of firewood to the fire: "That black boy said that this place is called the Hundred Shadows Bamboo Forest, and there are a bunch of messy ghost bamboos planted in it, in short, it is difficult for ordinary people to get out after they come in."
Mu Yunxi said it easily, but a small one's mouth immediately opened as big as a goose egg-what?
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Baiying Bamboo Forestγγγγγ she has an impression of this, it seems that she saw it last time when she read the rules of the courtyard in the scholarly courtyard, and it was said that it was the first one~~ I can't remember clearly, in short, it seems that I can't enter...... My mother, Zhuang Li is really going to cry and laugh, she has only been here for a few days in this Sitian Pavilion, and she has crossed the line one by one with this rule, and if she continues like this, she will probably be able to break the record in the history of the Pavilion~~ But then again, this is not an important matter...... "Hey! Dead Qin Shou, I said that since you saved me, why don't you take me back and leave it here? β
asked loudly, and then I didn't know if this was just stepping on the sore spot of a young master.
He blushed for a moment, then tugged his head away, nostrils pointing upward!
"Hmph, although Ben Gongzi is indeed not a retarded person with a low IQ like you, but after all, this ghost place is indeed too evil, so Ben Gongzi also has to sue you - the master is also lost!"
Dig and rub!
It's all like this, and you're still putting this pretending to be forced?
Zhuang Li watched Mu Yunxi say this in a serious tone, without even slowing down the speed of speech, and really didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
"In other words, neither of us can get out tonight? Surely you have to stay with this? β
"Hmm...... So far, it seems so, but maybe that one of your family can find out that you're missing if they're smart enough, and then find it here! β
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Isn't that nonsense?
Alas~~ Zhuang Li could only sigh speechlessly: "You idiot Qin Shou is really enough, knowing that you stupidly came to me, you didn't even know to call a reliable person to come over first." Well, now it's a good thing to do! It's going to be trapped together......"
It's really not that Zhuang Li wants to hurt him, but since he is the same road idiot as her, he still ran here to pretend to be XXX, and it is completely useless to run here, I don't think it's here to save people at all, it's purely funny~~ "Muddy boy! You repeat? β
Sure enough, a certain young man was upset and kindly ran over to save him, but he still had objections!
"If it weren't for Ben Gongzi coming over, you bastard would be going to stay in that mud puddle for the night! Yes? I don't mind throwing you back if you like."
After saying that, he got up and grabbed her and dragged her out.
Knowing that he had really provoked this stubborn young master, Zhuang Li panicked, and hurriedly struggled and began to beg for mercy: "Wrong! Wrong! It's okay if I'm wrong, don't throw me away, Master Mu, I'm soaking wet all over, if you let me out of here now, I'll definitely be- Ah Jiu!! β
He sneezed fiercely, and it happened to spray on the hand that Mu Yunxi was holding onto.
Then someone immediately bounced several meters away as if he was hiding from the plague god: "What the hell!" It's disgusting that you dare to sneeze into this noble hand of Young Master Ben! You damn, you're dirty!! β
Although Mu Yunxi was roaring, Zhuang Li didn't have time to pay attention to him, and ran directly to the fire and shivered to roast the fire.
Maybe it was because she had just woken up suddenly, so Zhuang Li, who was unresponsive, didn't feel much, but now the cold air all over her body was awakened by her after a sneeze, and the whole wet clothes were very uncomfortable and cold on her body.
made her feel as if she was in an ice cellar, and the bones in her whole body began to fight uncontrollably~ Mu Yunxi looked at the people on the ground who were so small, trembling very much, and there was no blood on his lips, and he was pale.
The corners of his brow furrowed slightly, and he couldn't help but remember the way he had looked when he had just found her...... Four-legged stiffly embedded there, covered in rain and concrete.
He couldn't help but laugh loudly at first.
But when she found that she didn't even react at all, a trace of panic immediately appeared in her eyes.
Ignoring the mess on her body, he hurriedly picked him up when he went up, and was somewhat glad that he had followed.
Although the whole person is usually vibrant, but at this time, he looks like a thin puppy who has been bullied too much, and people can't help but feel some compassion...... "Take off your clothes!" β
He was rare for once, Yan sΓΉ's expression.
Zhuang Li was shocked: "Death Qin Shou!" Lao Tzu has become like this, what tricks do you want to play? I'll ask you to stop!! β
"I said that if you take off your clothes, why are you talking so much nonsense, and I don't take a mirror to look at your dignity, can this son still have any ambitions for you idiot, if you really are a beautiful big girl, maybe I can still be a little interested in you, but don't think that anyone will love this as much as that kid surnamed Qian. What's more, this son is still so handsome and chic, don't talk about your virtue, you can lose your appetite when you think about it, don't learn from others to be self-conscious~~"
After stinking and beautifying, and also belittled Zhuang Li severely, Mu Yunxi rolled his eyes, and stroked a strand of black hair on his shoulder with disdain on his face.
Zhuang Li darkened his face: "I'll go to your uncle's, I don't have the kind of relationship with Qianzhao that you think is not at all!" Just pure good friends......"
Mu Yunxi's brows moved: "Then what is your relationship?" β
"If you want to take care of it, it's not what you think it is."
"Oh, then take off your clothes!"
"Damn, what's wrong with you! Even if I don't have that relationship with Chiaki, I can't do anything with you, okay, I look like a decent gentleman, how can I be this kind of person in my heart, it's really a pervert-"
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Someone already had a bruise on his forehead: "How many times have you said it!" Master, I'm not interested in you idiotγγγγ your clothes are so wet like this, don't you take off and bake dry, do you want to freeze to death in here? β
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Someone lost his voice.
Mu Yunxi was really devastated by her IQ, and glanced at her face impatiently and snorted: "It's completely a brainless thing, if it weren't for you or my follower, I wouldn't have anyone to call without you, and I wouldn't have paid attention to you!" β
"Then ignore me, I just won't take it off! It's cold, it's cold, I don't care~~"
After saying that, a certain little man turned his head to continue to roast his hands on the fire...... Just kidding, she's a woman, although she's going to teach at the Faculty of Letters, so she's tied her breasts.
But she couldn't undress in front of him anymore, unless she was impatient.
"What did you say?"
Obviously, the fiery tone of a certain eldest young master showed that he was angry again, I really didn't expect this kid to dare to ignore him so much, and her expression of defensiveness against wolves was what's going on, does he look like a prodigal son like this?
β¦β¦ Isn't it just that last time I didn't say hello on the street, I clicked on his mouth, why is a big man so narrow-minded!
"Hey, stinky boy! I'll ask you again, if you can take it off?"
"If you don't take it off, if you don't take it off, you don't take it off! Dead Qin Shou, can you stay where it's cool, it's annoying! β
Even though it was already too cold to be unwanted, Zhuang Li just endured it and did not compromise, "Yo, okay, you!" Toast and don't eat and eat punishment wine, right? Believe it or not, sir, I'll do it myself now, and you will throw it out directly to you! β
"Ahh!!h Death Qin Shou, you dare, I tell you, if you follow me, I will definitely fight with youγγγγγ"
As soon as Zhuang Li heard that he still wanted to be hard, he immediately became anxious, and hurriedly put his two hands on his chest, for fear that he would really rush up.
But obviously, her threat to me was completely unsuccessful: "Okay, then master, I want to see if you are a stinky boy or this son is powerful......"
Yin and Yang snorted coldly, and Mu Yunxi moved his steps and approached.
Zhuang Li's face was full of fear: Oh my God!
This guy shouldn't be real, although he looks like he has an injured hand, but I heard that he can also do martial arts...... obviously feels that she shouldn't be an opponent, so let's run away - turn around, she wants to slip ~~ but...... Crunch!
A crunch, dig!
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The sharp pain from the sudden attack made her feel dizzy in an instant......