Chapter 7 The smartest man in the world

The corners of my mouth twitched a few times, and I happened to come across a fork, and I turned the corner one step ahead of him, "Where are you taking me?" ”

He sat on the sedan chair and said, "I said, I see that you are still pleasing to the eye, so play with me for a while." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

So I threw a black donkey's hoof over, "I said it!" The old lady doesn't have time to play with you! ”

After a flying stiff fell, the whole sedan chair lost its balance, and he almost fell, but fortunately he would do a little light work, so he landed safely, "You are crazy, if you want to think that Lao Tzu's life is hard, just say it!" ”

I glared at him, "You brought it on yourself!" ”

He was honest, "Aren't I just talking a little too much and pretending to be forced?" ”

I pointed at him and said, "If you dare to trick me again, I will kill you like this!" ”

He looked up to the sky and sighed, "If only someone played with me like this every day." ”

As soon as the words fell, I kicked him hard, "What are you kicking me!" ”

"You still want your mother to play with you every day! I'm warning you! Stay away from me from now on! I'm looking for someone! If you dare to take the opportunity to trick me, I will dare to kill you! "Anyway, this person is a two-skinned face, and I don't have to speak too politely, otherwise I will only bring trouble to myself.

When I turned around to leave, he hurriedly grabbed me, "Hey, don't go, I'll make a joke on you, why are you so serious!" Why are you used to the people on it still can't joke so much? ”

"Are you stupid!" I asked repeating his words.

"How?" He was surprised.

I snapped, "I said I don't have time to spend here with you!" ”

Who knew that he nodded innocently and said, "I know, but you have to do things...... Use your brain, I said, the person you want to meet doesn't have time now, you can't find him, there is this noisy kung fu, you play here for two days, and I will take you to see him when the time comes. ”

I looked at him suspiciously, "Huh...... I don't believe you very much. ”

Just after walking a few steps, who knew that he actually followed. "Wei Wei, Wei Wei, don't go."

I turned around and said angrily, "Wei Wei is also what you shouted!" ”

He spread his hands, "Blue...... Lady. Is that okay? ”

I said impatiently: "If there is a fart, let it go!" ”

"Or ...... Shall I take you to a more interesting place? He asked.

I clasped my hands into fists and looked at him amusedly, "Haven't you seen a woman in years?" ”

He immediately made a stop gesture and corrected: "Wrong! I hadn't seen a woman in twenty years. ”

The corners of my mouth twitched a few times, "Then you can't just get to know someone and pester someone like a male cat in heat!" ”

He asked rhetorically, "I...... Have it? ”

"You...... Didn't you? I spread my hands. Make a gesture not to come over and signal that I'm leaving.

"Hey! You're back! "Suddenly he yelled behind me.

"What's wrong with you!" I said impatiently.

He pointed behind me and said, "There's a thousand-year-old man over there, are you sure you're going over there?" ”

I couldn't help but shudder when I thought of him, and seeing that he didn't look like a joke at all, I changed directions, "Hey! Don't go over! He stopped me again.

I turned around and waited for his next step, only to hear him continue: "There are flying dumplings over there, which will bite you to death." ”

I remembered the green-haired head I met in the tomb of the King of Ailao before, that kind of evil. I couldn't help but be so frightened that my hairs stood on end, and there were two directions in the southeast and southeast, I thought about it, can I go south?

So just as I was about to leave, he stopped me again, "Hey! You are crazy! ”

I asked angrily, "What's over there?" ”

He said innocently: "There are few mausoleum guards there, there is everything in it, and there is also a place for raising corpses." ”

I nodded, gritted my teeth, and walked a few steps east, only to hear shouting behind me, "Ah...... Aren't you going out over there? ”

Now I even have the heart to strangle him. "Then you say! Where to go! Say! ”

He looked up and said arrogantly, "Unless you follow me, I will keep you safe for the rest of your life." ”

I clenched my fists and asked, "I?" Still safe? ”

He played with the gold thread in his hand and said arrogantly: "In short, as long as I look at someone who is pleasing to the eye." Won't let her die. ”

After being silent for a long time, I slowly spit out a few words, "Are you the king of Hades?" ”

I only heard him sneer, "Here, you can treat me as the king of Hades." ”

I knew that I was blowing, and I glared at him in displeasure. "Where do you say?"

He immediately changed his face, turned into a second cheek again, and beckoned to me excitedly: "Follow me." ”

After walking a few steps, he pointed to the pan flute on my body and asked, "That...... It wasn't given to you by Lao Bai. ”

"Old ...... Old white? I reacted for a few seconds and nodded, "You said it's a map?" ”

He nodded, "Yes, it's that kid, I didn't expect him to be so generous." As he spoke, he played with the bell in his hand and said thoughtfully, "If I don't express it, it seems that I am a little stingy." ”

"Don't, you're still stingy." I can't take it.

He smiled and didn't answer, looked ahead and said, "Be careful." ”

With a keen sense of hearing, I immediately felt the changes around me, and several flaming red thick snakes on the ground crawled from the front, and this snake looked very weird, it should be an evil animal that could not be controlled in the mouth of the map, and I was caught off guard by the sudden change, and I looked up to see that he was already suspended in mid-air, and said to me: "What are you doing standing stupidly, don't come up quickly." ”

I thought, seeing that the fire snake was about to overtake and crawl over, he quickly carried me to the air and asked me, "You can't do light work?" Dare to fight alone...... It's kind of interesting. ”

I was displeased: "Didn't you say that with this on my neck, I am not afraid of anything." ”

"A talisman can be invincible in the world, what else do you want to do with the mausoleum guards." He lowered me to the stone carving above the tomb and "sat firm." ”

I asked, "That snake looks very evil, something." ”

He explained: "The Fire Cloud Snake, which specializes in eating dried corpses, has phosphorus powder in its body, and it is also highly poisonous, and it will spontaneously combust when it encounters something with temperature. ”

I was about to ask again, when suddenly he made a silent gesture, "Someone has come in." ”

Could it be cold wood? Or are they fat uncles? Or my dad?

He stared at me and asked, "Why do you seem to be more nervous than I am?" ”

"Is there one?"

"Don't move around here, shake this bell if you have something, and I'll come and save you right away." With that, he flew out of the burial chamber.

I'm still a little worried sitting here, if it's Uncle Fat, it's okay, if it's Ling Sandao. No, I'll have to check it out.

He left with his front foot, and I jumped to the ground with my back foot and ran in the direction he left. On the way, I met a few white hairs controlled by him, and immediately held my breath and walked around them, but the scene in front of me suddenly brightened my eyes.

Can you think about the picture of two handsome messy, unreasonable, super handsome guys standing in front of you?

I was stunned for a long time before I reacted. Leng Mu stared at me and said, "Enough of it? ”

The mysterious man looked at Leng Mu in surprise with the expression that you would talk to a woman, and watched him walk up to me, "Follow me." ”

"Wait!" The people in the back suddenly stopped us.

"How?" He asked, looking back.

The mysterious man dragged me over, "She's my playmate, why do you say take it away." ”

Leng Mu didn't look back at him, "I don't want to embarrass you." ”

The mysterious man sneered: "Whether you can embarrass me or not is still unknown." ”

Saying that, the two of them immediately fought, I originally thought that this man's martial arts were a little weak, so he would only play tricks, but I found out later. His strength is not inferior to Leng Mu at all, I looked down with fear, for fear that Leng Mu would be injured by him, but later I found out that my worries were simply too much, looking at this posture, the mysterious man was not killed by Leng Mu, but also disabled, and hurriedly stopped in the middle and smirked at Leng Mu: "He...... The other person is fine, don't hit him. ”

Thought. Leng Mu wants to continue to fight for him, and he can't really cripple this man, which makes me quite unhappy, who knows that Leng Mu said coldly: "He asked for himself." ”

I advised, "Don't ...... Isn't he just a little cheap? Love to pretend to be forced, don't be so angry. ”

Who knows, Leng Mutou pointed at him and said expressionlessly: "If he dares to come, I will kill him!" ”

"Did he provoke you?" I asked, surprised.

The mysterious man was not afraid of the cold wood at all, and said disdainfully: "I didn't recruit him or provoke him, it's just weird, he shouldn't have met me here...... But. It's better than some people getting half-dead by a bug, and it's really funny. ”

Leng Mu scolded: "Shut up! ”

"If you have the ability, you can shut me up." Saying that, he flew into the depths of the ancient tomb, shook the bell in his hand, and a few white hairs immediately pounced on us, I just wanted to help Leng Mu, and suddenly there was an extra hand on his back, and when I looked back, it was the man just now, "Follow me." ”

As he spoke, he dragged me into the air, "What are you doing! I asked.

"It's a good show." He said.

Looking at the cold wood surrounded by zongzi below, I said anxiously: "Look at your sister's good show!" Get these dumplings back! ”

"Why should I listen to you?" He asked rhetorically.

I didn't bother to fight with him this mouth, I was about to jump down, he pressed back, this press is not tight, the problem is that he moved too quickly, actually pressed me under me in front of the cold wood, seeing that each other's lips were about to be pasted, when I panicked, the person in front of me suddenly disappeared in one second, I thought I was hallucinating, the next second I saw the person kicked to the ground by the cold wood, looking at the cold wood's sharp eyes, I was so frightened that I didn't dare to kick it, the cold wood took the bell in mid-air, shook it a few times, All the white fur stopped moving.

I sat on it, covered my mouth and cautiously asked, "Are you all okay?" ”

I only heard the buzzing voice of the person on the soles of the cold wood's feet, "I can't die yet." ”

I glared at Leng Mu, "He's the mausoleum keeper here, why don't you let him go quickly, you really want to trample him to death." ”

I thought that after I finished speaking, Leng Mu would let him go, but who knew that he guessed even more fiercely, and asked me sharply, "What did you say!" ”

Seeing that the people on the ground kept shaking their heads at me, I was so frightened that I didn't dare to squeak for a while, Leng Mu kicked him to the stone wall, and after the fight, he caught a glimpse of the amulet on Leng Mu's neck, and he was even more angry than Leng Mu, "You...... And who has the right to hit me! ”

Leng Mutou grabbed his neck with one hand and asked sharply, "Why do you think I hit you?" ”

"How do I know!"

Seeing that he was about to be choked off by the cold wood, I still wanted to help, but who knew that a puff of smoke suddenly emitted from the bottom of his feet, and the cold wood let go of him in time, and the two of them suddenly fought again, this time it was obvious that the mysterious man had the upper hand, and I suddenly found that the strength of the cold wood suddenly became much smaller, could it be the problem of smoke?

Hurriedly jumped down to help, but he yelled at me with an aggrieved look: "Lan Weiwei, were you kicked in the brain by a donkey or do you have a problem with your eyes?" Actually help him or not help me? ”

I didn't understand, and asked, "Why should I help you?" ”

He waved his hand and sat aside, "In the end, it's mentally retarded, you can't afford to be injured, even if you help zongzi, it's better than busy wood." ”

I nodded, and that seemed to make sense.

However, I felt that the two of them seemed to have a grudge and seemed to be very familiar, so I couldn't help but pull Leng Mu's arm and ask, "Why are you so angry?" ”

As soon as my hand was about to reach over, I was immediately pulled by this man, and I stumbled and almost fell: "What are you going to do?" ”

He reacted louder than me, "What are you doing, be careful of being kicked by him." ”

I saw that he reacted deliberately a little surprised, according to my understanding of him, he wanted to set up my relationship with Leng Mutou, and shook him off, "It's your business." ”

He looked at me and suddenly asked, "Are you sure you want to treat me like this all the time?" ”

I looked at him, "Is there anything that can't be done?" ”

"Nope." Saying that, he stepped on Bai Mao's head, raised his head and sighed, and said seriously: "When you treat me better, I will give him a trick." ”

"Can you unravel the Gu in Cold Wood's body?" I stared at him with wide eyes like a god, there was no mirror in front of me, and I didn't know what my expression was now, but the man was startled, and even Leng Mu wanted to kick me out of here.

He glanced up at me, "Xie Gu, haven't you heard of it?" ”

I was so excited that I didn't know what to do, and said to him honestly: "No, I just heard from Uncle Fat that no one can unravel this kind of Gu." ”

He hooked his finger at me, and I leaned in with him and listened to him, "Remember how I introduced me to you before?" ”

"The smartest man in the world." I replied honestly.

"Any questions?" He asked rhetorically.

"No, no."

As long as you can solve the Gu of cold wood, what is it to make a sycophant.

At this time, Leng Mu came over and pulled me aside, "How do you know him?" ”

I was just about to speak, but he took a step ahead of me and said, "Why can't she know me, let her know you, won't she know me?" Besides, you have to know each other sooner or later, right? ”

"How."

He sat there, faintly telling a plan, playing with the bell in his hand, "I'm going to take her home and marry her as a daughter-in-law." ”

"You try." (To be continued.) )