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Thinking of this, Obama was about to nod in agreement.

However, the principals of the other schools immediately quit. Who here is not a world-renowned university, is there still a shortage of money?

What you can do at Yale, we can do too.

"Mr. President, we have the ability to do a good job of security!"

"Mr. President, our school board has already prepared special funds that will be used entirely for security deployment. You know, the directors of our school are rich people! ”

The president of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology was arrogant and spoke wildly.

However, no one at the scene refuted his word "rich". Because they are very rich!

But what's the use of just having money?

The president of Stanford University said loudly: "We have the best professors, the best experts, and at Stanford University, we can give little Ike the best education." ”

The president of MIT squinted at the president of Stanford and said contemptuously: "The school that is only ranked 3rd in the world is not qualified to speak!" ”

"You, you......" Principal Stanford trembled with anger, but didn't know how to refute it.

Damn, you're the first to be amazing!

At this time, the president of the California Institute of Technology stood up and said, "Our school has a wealth of laboratories, such as the Booth Computing Center, the Hale Observatory, the Earthquake Laboratory, the Oceanographic Laboratory, the Solar System Observatory, ......."

The president of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology waved his hand and directly interrupted him: "You guys will build a large energy laboratory first!" ”

"Shhh

The president of Caltech gasped. It will cost at least $1 billion to build a large-scale energy laboratory.

Bullying, you MIT are too bullying!

The president of MIT pursed his lips, as if to say, yes, the uncle is bullying you, what's the matter? Come bite me!

……

The president of Harvard University sat firmly on the Diaoyu Tai and silently watched the crowd fight.

In his heart, he despises all his peers.

What's the use of dancing so happily in vain? We at Harvard University have a trump card in our hands.

Thinking of this, the president of Harvard University quietly looked to the end of the table. At this time, Alice is cutting watermelons for the little one.

Feeling the headmaster's gaze, Alice gave him a smile.

Seeing this smile, the president of Harvard University only felt that the victory was in his hands, and suddenly stood up and said loudly:

"Don't argue, little Ike is ours."

"Why?" "yes, why?" ……

"Because, Miss Alice has been a student of our Harvard University for a long time!"

Cut! We thought you really had some trump card? The headmasters looked at him with disdain. It seems to be saying that we rushed here without even grasping this bit of information, so it's a fart.

But when he saw that the president of MIT spoke again, he was also full of arrogance.

"100 million!"

What 100 million?! Could it be, is it the price offered to Miss Alice?

Hearing this number, the principals of the schools hurriedly turned their heads and looked at the end of the dining table.

At this moment, Alice didn't even cut the watermelon and stood up in a panic.

"Sir, I, I'm ......"

But when I heard a laugh, it was the president of Harvard University who was laughing. After a moment, the laughter stopped.

At this moment, the face of the president of Harvard University was written with "great, light, and positive": "Do you think Miss Alice can be bought with money?" I think at the beginning, Mr. Bill Gates ......"

Before the words of "Wei Guangzheng" were finished, a louder and arrogant voice sounded again.

"Two hundred million!"

Everyone gasped, including Alice, including the principals.

Ike, who was eating watermelon, couldn't help but pause his little hand. Of course, it was just a pause.

"I won't ask for it, sir! Won't want it! Alice waved her hand repeatedly, and the number was already terrifying. You know, she only had more than 100 pounds on her at this time.

Hearing Alice's refusal, the president of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology gave her a bright smile back, then turned to look at the president of Harvard University, and said softly, "You are mistaken! Two hundred million is not for Miss Alice, but for you! ”

What the?!

The president of Harvard University was finally moved. The other party offered such a high amount, not to buy Alice, but to buy me?

At this moment, the president of Harvard University fell silent. He carefully weighed the gains and losses in his heart.

Seriously, the position of president of Harvard University is actually not big because it is a private school.

Most of the power is in the hands of the school board, and as the principal, the only thing he has is a few inconspicuous powers.

And, of course, a world-famous reputation.

Why, my reputation is something you can buy with money? What else should I do if I spread the word?

Thinking of this, the president of Harvard University was furious and was about to scold the other party.

Suddenly!

The arrogant voice sounded again: "500 million! $500 million! ”

"Shhh

It's not the principals who are gasping because they're stunned, this time it's President Obama and the first lady.

Crazy, the president of MIT is crazy. In order to buy the president of Harvard University, they actually offered 500 million! Or in front of so many people!

If you talk about it privately, they may not even be able to come out with 200 million!

"Crazy, crazy!" Many principals sighed silently in their hearts.

They don't know, is this the MIT president acting as a fool? Or are they themselves stupid?

At this time, the president of MIT also despised them in his heart:

"You world-renowned principals are so famous, you can't even settle accounts. Have you forgotten the trial that ended in the morning? The federal government doesn't care if it has a debt of 30 trillion in order to pardon the crimes of the little prodigy. ”

What does this mean? This means that the value of the little prodigy is equal to 30 trillion. Well, this figure may be a bit exaggerated, so put aside inflation and financial bubbles, this is also at least 10 trillion dollars! ”

"Swap $500 million for a 10 trillion prodigy, who is stupid? I'm not anyway! ”

……

"Bang!"

A loud voice sounded, and the president of Harvard University slapped the table and suddenly shouted: "Lao Tzu agreed!" But on our school board side, you're in charge of solving it! ”

The president of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology smiled and smiled very happily: "No problem! We also have 5 billion for them! ”

Hearing this number, everyone gasped again.

What's going on? How did MIT become so rich all of a sudden?

Because......

At this time, the president of Harvard University said again: "And Mr. Bill Gates, you are also responsible for communication!" ”

Hearing this, the president of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology changed his face and said softly: "He won't say anything!" Because our sponsors hold a lot of Microsoft stock! ”

What sponsors hold shares in the Microsoft Group? Or a lot!

Only them, Wall Street bankers!

……

So far, an agreement of up to 5.5 billion to buy a girl has been reached. From now on, Alice became a student at MIT.

Grade undecided! The major is undecided!

Obama and the first lady watched calmly and without saying a word.

What? Do you say it's bribery, or is it human trafficking? I'm sorry, President Ben didn't see it!

At this time, Obama was speculating in his heart about which of the bubbling Wall Street bankers were members of the Watermelon Alliance.

What do they want to do? Why are you willing to spend such a high amount of money?

This moment, the United States. Morgan family mansion.

A young man was also puzzled, and he was asking his elders for advice.

But listen, a loud voice of vicissitudes resounded in the study:

"Hughes has mastered the little one's present, then we will buy the little one's future!"

"5.5 billion for 30 trillion prodigies, we don't lose!"

"I'm optimistic about his future!"

If Ike could hear the sound at this time, he would definitely give his owner 32 thumbs up.

Big brother, you still know me best, don't you!

The next super technology of this watermelon god has been 22% progressive! (To be continued.) )