The tide falls on the sand, and the rocks and rocks are rocky. The cold waves are surging, and the white birds are leisurely.

"Wow! Wow! "The clouds are in the sea, and the waves are hitting the reef. There was a sound of needles and waves and the chirping of gulls, and Yan Buli stood up with difficulty, spat out a mouthful of sand, and dragged a small hermit crab with claws and claws from his tongue.

It seems that he fell into the sea and did not drown, but was washed ashore by the waves, which is really bigger than his face

He coughed up a few more mouthfuls of water, and turned his head to see a cargo lying next to him with his face buried in the pit.

The other party's black hair was messily scattered, the silver power suit was wet and clinging to his body, and there was a lewd octopus on his buttocks, which was the mask brother who everyone hated.

This man also fell overboard?

Yan Buli crawled over with sore limbs, turned the man over, and then was shocked: ", what the hell?!" ”

The other party's mask fell off, but there was a huge red starfish on his face, and he was shocked at a glance, and thought that this person's face was covered with blood.

However, when he picked up the starfish, Yan Buli saw a familiar face, exactly the same as the person under the water.

"Chi Yue?! What's going on? Wake me up! He slapped the face hard, but someone showed no signs of waking up, and finally had to press the other person's stomach.

"Poof!" Yan Buli couldn't dodge, and was suddenly sprayed with water.

"Ahem, cough, cough" The other party opened his eyes and smiled in a daze, "It seems that our lives are hard enough, hehehe"

"Hehe, your mother!" Yan Buli said angrily, "Chi Yue, didn't you take medicine?" Is it funny to make such a joke with Lao Tzu?! ”

Someone touched his face, only to find that his mask was gone, sighed and looked at him and said, "I'm not Chi Yue." ”

"What?!"

"My name is Chiri."

"Day?!"

“”

Yan Buli looked at his face carefully, and said suspiciously, "How can you two look exactly the same?" ”

"I'm his sibling."

"Huh?!"

"Chi Yue hasn't seen me, so she shouldn't know my cunzài." Chi Ri gently tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Of course, he doesn't need to know." ”

"If you're his brother, why do you have to work for the Bounty League? What are you doing with me and Baba? ”

The other party's smile was slightly cold: "I am the leading eldest brother of the Bounty Alliance, he is the sect master of the Ghost Sect, and he is destined to be opposed from the beginning, even if he is a brother, what can he do?" And you are the task I took on, even if it is only worth one bronze, it will not smash the signboard of my bounty league. ”

Yan Buli grinded his teeth and said, "Even if I'm just the prey, Baba is also your own nephew, where did you put him?!" ”

"I'll leave it to Ayukawa. Rest assured, she will deliver the child safely to the client. ”

"Bastard, who the fuck are you going to tell the money?! What the hell does he want my son to do?! He grabbed Chi Ri's collar and yelled.

"When you see him, ask yourself." The other man swept his hand away and sat up, and then he heard a "poof" under his buttocks.

A puddle of ink seeped out of the sand, and the octopus was flattened by him, and his buttocks were dyed black

Yan Buli smiled: "It's really dirty." ”

Chi Ri has always had a habit of cleanliness, where can he stand this? At that moment, he took off his clothes and jumped into the sea to take a bath. Yan Buli glanced at his back and turned his head silently.

Damn, she looks the same as Chi Yue, and her body is so similar, the lonely man and widow on this isolated island are too torturous.

However, Chi Ri didn't realize what it was like to look at a body between men, as a pure and ♂ straight man, he still didn't understand how the surnamed Yan and his brother hooked up

After washing it in the water, he didn't even want his pants, and went directly to the shore with his coat on. The soaked clothes glistened silver in the sun, the light hem fluttered in the wind, and from time to time two slender and powerful legs were exposed, which was simply a wet temptation.

Yan Buli closed her eyes in pain.

Where are you, Old Devil Chi? Can you take your brother home quickly? It's a crime! ╰_╯

Chiri looked around and saw that it was a deserted island, full of bare rocks and sparse weeds. Above the tidal flats are bare hills, with no green shade and tall trees, no animal springs, and obviously no people.

The sky in the distance was still dark, and there was a faint white lightning in the clouds, and he knew that the whirlpool at the bottom of the sea had not swept them out of the abyssal sea. When the dark clouds drifted here, it was still dark and torrential rain, so you had to find a place to shelter from the rain.

However, as soon as I turned around, I saw someone digging around on the beach, looking for something. Chi Ri asked in wonder, "What are you looking for?" ”

Yan didn't leave his head or raised his head: "Your mask." ”

"You've seen it anyway, so don't wear it."

"It's because Lao Tzu saw you that I have to wear it!"

“”

Seeing the wind and clouds falling, Chi Ri dragged him up and said, "Hurry up, the rainstorm is coming." ”

"Come on, I'm thirsty."

Chi Ri took a deep breath and said: "The storm on the sea is very powerful, it will fly sand and rocks to make you face and drink mud?!" ”

Yan Buli felt that if the wind came, the other party's torn clothes would definitely not be able to hold it underneath, and it would be all gone by then, and if it didn't work, he would run naked in the wind. He was horrified just thinking about the scene, so he nodded and followed Chi Ri to the other side of the island.

The island is not big, and it didn't take long to go around to the shade of the mountain bag. There are a few low, stout bushes with spikes between the green and yellow branches, but there are many red wild dates.

Yan Buli grinned and endured the prickly pricking and picked a few, the jujube meat was sour, and it quenched a little thirst in his mouth. He pocketed a lot of clothes and shouted at someone standing in front of the rocks, "Hey, Brother Ri, do you want to come some?" ”

"Don't."

"Then you can help me pick some, there are a few more over there."

Chi Riyang palmed his hand, and a sudden wind swept by, and several jujube trees were suddenly blown bald, and the jujube branches fell down in a flutter.

Yan Buli: "Damn, why did Lao Tzu think of using internal force? He also slapped his hand at the bush, and the howling wind swept wildly, and the leaves on the trees fell like rain, and soon they were scattered all over the ground.

Not a single date fell.

Someone smiled contemptuously: "You haven't been at home yet." ”

"Lao Tzu's external skills have arrived home!" Yan Buli was unconvinced, pouted a few spikes, pinched a slippery branch, and shook wildly.

Chi Ri turned around without a word. This Chi Yue's taste is also hopeless.

He continued to observe the black rock. The edges of the boulder were distinctly slit, and they were extraordinarily neat, like a boxy stone cut by a sword.

"Yan Buli, you come and help me."

"What? Help you kill yourself by hitting a rock? ”

Chi Ri attached his palms to the right side of the mountain stone, and secretly exerted his strength: "This may be the Dao Stone Gate, I push it inward, you pick up the gap on the left and pull the stone out." ”

"Wouldn't it? Are there still people living here? Yan Buli pouted and pulled out the crack in the stone, "Damn, this is too heavy."

"One, two, three!" Chi Riyun had enough strength and pushed towards the stone violently, and Yan Buli also exerted force at the same time. I heard a muffled sound of Kala, and the heavy stone door suddenly slid open! Chi Ri rushed in, and Yan Buli was bounced away in an instant. He took a few steps back, but finally fell backwards without retraction, and happened to sit on the date palm tree.

Chi Ri stood in the cave, and through the stone door, he could hear how miserable the shouting was outside.

In the era of cultivating immortals thousands of years ago, there were often monks who traveled overseas to dig caves and retreat to practice, and this place should also be a relic left by a certain ancestor of the dead house.

Chi Ri looked around and saw that the pearl was hanging high in the milk cave, and the stool was full of flowers in the quiet room. There are many holes in the cave, the room is divided into three rooms, the stone seat stone bed, the pot stove is bottled, everything is complete. There is also a slender clear stream that flies down from the crack in the stone, continuous and ticking.

The stone door is much easier to open from the inside. At this time, it was already dark outside, and Yan Buli struggled to get up from the hurricane, and narrowly burrowed into the cave a moment before the torrential rain poured.

"It's a good place, and there's water, oh, it hurts," someone called out on the bed when he was full, clutching his buttocks that had been pierced into a sieve.

Chi Ri walked over: "I'll take a look." ”

"You don't care!" Yan Buli said anxiously to protect his buttocks.

"What are all men afraid of?"

"Stay away from Lao Tzu!" It's men who are afraid, but women are not afraid.

Chi Ri frowned and said seriously: "If it hurts badly, that thorn may be poisonous." ”

"Rub, what's wrong with poison? Can you still help Lao Tzu suck it out?! ”

The other party didn't know where to find a cold and shiny knife, and showed a confident smile like a mystery: "I can help you dig it out." ”

Yan Buli refused to die: "No, is there still a way to see Lao Tzu's ass?!" ”

"Who is so sick and doesn't look at your ass?"

"Your brother!"

“”

Chi Ri really didn't want to recognize this younger brother at all: "Then you can solve it yourself, and I'll go find something to eat." He put away his dagger and walked deeper into the cavern.

Yan Buli took off his pants sadly, twisted his head and saw the dense black eyes on the buttocks, and the tears were about to come down Damn, it seems to be really poisonous!

He tried to squeeze it with his hand, but the black blood did not come out, but he shivered in pain, so he had to make do with washing it with water, and then fell asleep on the stone bed groggily.

He had a vague dream.

In the dream, Chi Yue came back from Biluo Valley, standing in front of him with a plate of fragrant grilled whitebait, his clothes like night, the moon white and the wind clear. However, when he drooled and rushed over, the other party's face suddenly changed, and a cold glow suddenly ignited in his eyes, and he said jokingly:

"I'm Chiri."

Yan Buli woke up suddenly, and fell to the ground with a "poof".

"Eh" he rubbed his aching buttocks and got up, this touch felt that something was wrong, and when he turned his head to look, he found that several cloth belts had been tied up underneath.

"Chi Ri, what did you do to Lao Tzu's ass?!"

Someone turned his face from the stove and said, "I didn't do anything, I just sucked poisonous blood on you, put on herbs, and tied a bandage."

Yan Buli's face turned from white to red, from red to purple, and from purple to blue, and he pointed at him with a trembling finger and said, "You, you actually"

"Don't think that Lao Tzu wants to kiss your buttocks, you are poisoned and fainted, and if you drag it again, your lower body may be wasted."

"But how can you?"

"Where are all men doing so much?! I'm not Chi Yue, I'm not interested in your ass," the other party beckoned, "Come and eat." ”

Yan Buli only smelled a rich crispy fragrance at this time, he straightened his pants, walked over awkwardly, and found someone squatting by the stove grilling fish.

Chiri sprinkled a handful of sea salt and handed him the grilled fish. Yan Buli looked at the grouper fish strung on the thorn and said, "Where did you catch the fish from?" ”

"I picked it up, the tide receded, and many fish were stranded on the beach. How's that, is it cooked? ”

Someone was about to open his mouth to bite, but when he heard this, he weakly put it down: "You don't even know if it's ripe or not?" ”

"I didn't eat where do I know? Try it, and bake it before it's undercooked. ”

Yan Buli cried after tasting it - Chi Yue, I really miss you!

Chi Ri looked at him in amazement: "What's wrong?" Isn't it ripe? ”

"It's not a question of familiarity, do you dare to scratch the scales?"

“”

One of them sat on a chair, and the other lay on the bed, silently nibbling on half-cooked grilled fish.

Yan Buli finished eating the fish, saw a jar at the head of the bed, smelled wine, and drank a few sips in surprise. The wine was sad, and the stomach was warm, and suddenly I felt that life was not so bitter.

"Hey, Brother Day. You said that this is the Demon Abyss Sea, and there are no ships passing by on weekdays, so how do we leave? ”

Chi Ri wiped his hands with his back to him and said, "Buchuan will come to look for us." ”

"What if she doesn't come? Just kick your boss out of the way and take the position yourself. ”

"No, it won't."

"Yo, so confident, the one who doesn't wear underwear can't be your wife, right?"

"Nonsense."

The other party's voice became lazy: "Well, I'm talking nonsense, you definitely don't dare to marry her, you dare to marry her, Lao Tzu will marry a dozen"

Chi Ri was inexplicable: "Who do I marry to your?!" ”

"If you give up the surname Chi, Lao Tzu will seduce your wife and cuckold you every day"

The more he listened to this, the more wrong it became, and when Chi Ri turned his head to look, he saw someone with a blushing face at the head of the bed. He walked over in astonishment, and knew what the other party had done as soon as he smelled it.

"Did you drink that wine?"

"Well, what's wrong?"

"I don't know how long that wine has been there!" Chi Ri snatched the wine jar from his arms, "I brought it to clean your wounds, why are you drinking it?" ”

Yan Buli raised his eyes drunkenly: "Rub, I said how to burp, why is it a little big"

"Do you know what death is for the surname Yan?"

"It's okay, Lao Tzu has died so many times, God he won't accept me" The other party stood up with a smile, hooked his neck and said, "Old Devil Chi, don't you just like me to die?" ”

Chi Ri had never been held by a man like this, and goosebumps rose on his back: "You drank too much, right?" I'm not?! ”

A hot, wine-scented kiss was imprinted on his lips, and the tip of the other's nimble tongue poked into his mouth, and before he could react, he quickly retracted. Yan Buli smiled drunkenly: "What are you doing?" Could it be that you don't lift it again? ”

Ikeri: ""

He seemed to know some terrible secret.