Chapter 324: Punishment! Eat it raw!
"Don't come here!"
"I don't want to see you!"
"Bell, please, I don't want to see this ......"
Everyone has a shadow in their hearts, everyone has worked hard, and it takes almost 24 hours to eat a meal, and this Bell took this out when everyone was ready to feast, which is really disgusting!
Smack......
The soup spoon in Shabei's hand fell, and the piece of meat chewed in his mouth seemed to become tasteless, he may have thought of something, and suddenly covered his mouth with his hand, whimpering and nauseating, it was impossible to swallow it at all, this embarrassed look, everyone who saw it was amused but did not dare to laugh.
Bell stood behind the crowd and said politely: "We have agreed on the rules in advance, and Yang has said that he is willing to let one more person be punished." ”
Yang An stood up: "That's right, count me in." ”
Seeing that others still wanted to bargain with Bell, Yang An stopped: "Bell, you can comment!" ”
This time it was really serious, Bell said: "Lion told me that the girls are doing really well, they are very brave, they are very proactive, they are very smart, and no one shows the slightest bit of frustration or impatience. So, today's 'reward', it's our men's turn. ”
After a brief silence, Bell still called Sha Bei's name: "Sha, I'm sorry, I can't understand your humor, your performance in the training to avoid the rhinoceros did not satisfy me. ”
Sha Bei smiled embarrassedly, and Huang Bo and Li Jingtian walked over and patted him on the shoulder to express encouragement.
For the first time, Bell showed his seriousness in front of everyone, saying, "I don't think it's a good thing to be joking in the face of life and death. Of course, you might say, wow, there's Bell, there's so many security around, and guns, we're not in danger, and you're wrong. You've personally experienced the wild boar's madness, and if it breaks free of the encirclement and catches up with you, perhaps I should come and see you by now with a little white chrysanthemum, and you won't be laughing here, but will be rushed to a hospital in a nearby city. ”
The words are very cold, very serious, and the content makes people scary to listen to.
"I also want to say to everyone that this show is actually a microcosm of our lives, and life is also an adventurous game, please keep at it, every day of life is a gift from God, and I never take it for granted," Bell said. As for minor injuries like Young's, or more serious fractures, muscle aches, and so on, I think these are just gentle reminders. Life is precious, don't think that someone like me is strong, in fact, I am more fragile than I admit! ”
These deafening words made everyone ponder.
Yang An walked over and patted Sha Bei on the shoulder: "We are responsible for all the things we have done, come on, even if it is a punishment, brothers bear it together, there is nothing to be afraid of." Bell, that's it. ”
Shabei's expression is also very resolute, in the face of the upcoming punishment, there is not much fear in his eyes, at most it is only embarrassment, just like the kind of mischievous in class, and then the teacher names you as naughty, insignificant.
Others thought he was very unlucky and was caught by Bell, but in fact, only Yang An understood him in the audience.
Whether the outdoor variety show is good or not, in addition to whether the content is tense, exciting and interesting, whether the artist's sense of artistry is high is also a big attraction.
In other words, there can be no more than hunting, working, and exhausting in outdoor programs, the audience is actually coming to see the stars, and the stars themselves are the biggest attraction.
Female stars can sell cuteness, coquettishness, body and tears, male stars can only sell their muscles with their strength, and show bravery, Yang An grabbed the role of the positive protagonist, Shabei can't compete with him, so he took the initiative to take over the role of comic and assisted Yang An wholeheartedly.
Brotherhood is like this, Shabei is not stupid at all, his IQ may be the highest in the audience, but he is willing to pretend to be stupid and pay a lot for the sake of the show to be good.
What he got in exchange was a deeper friendship with Yang An, and Yang An took the initiative to stand up and say that he was willing to be punished a few hours ago, which means that the outcome at this time is already doomed.
The directors a few meters away were secretly happy in their hearts: "Sha Bei is really Brother Yang's indispensable helper, and the cooperation between the two is really tacit!" ”
The two brothers stood in front of Bell, who picked up the suitcase and opened it slowly: "The jungle is not safe, there are fierce beasts in the visible places outside, and there are these little things in the invisible places - poisonous scorpions hidden in the cracks of the stones!" ”
The suitcase opened, and more than a dozen live scorpions struggled and crawled along the walls of the box, constantly falling down, and screaming and screaming in fright.
Under the afterglow of the setting sun, Yang An and Sha Bei's faces turned a little pale, the two of them thought about many kinds, Bell had eaten a lot, like sheep's heart, salmon, yak eyes, toads, these they can accept.
The most unacceptable thing is all kinds of wriggling larvae, like weevil larvae and the like, that scene is simply unthinkable.
The first punishment chose to eat beetles raw, neither good nor bad, this is just a piece of cake, there are ten more issues in the future, I believe that the punishment in the later periods will be more terrifying, sooner or later you will have to eat earthworms, caterpillars.
When the time comes, the dead and poor will not die Dao friends, whoever touches the caterpillar will be unlucky!
Yang An said with difficulty: "Fortunately, it's just a scorpion, I can bear it." ”
Shabei comforted herself: "I'm okay with spiders, too." ”
Yang An rolled his eyes: "As long as it's not wriggling......"
Shabeidu was about to cry: "I won't die to eat those larvae!" ”
Everyone had a chill, and Bell laughed: "It's a bit of a rush today, count yourself lucky, these poisonous scorpions were found when they were camping, and you should also pay attention to their presence when you sleep at night." Okay, who's going to be the first warrior? ”
Letting celebrities eat live scorpions is unimaginable in the eyes of Chinese audiences, but for Bale, it is really commonplace, he has rich experience, and he will demonstrate first.
He easily picked up a scorpion with a dagger, caught it with a stainless steel lunch box, and then took the fork in Liu Yuxi's hand, pressed the scorpion on the corner of the lunch box, and said: "Look at its stinger, its tail has a poisonous sac, as long as you cut it off like me, okay, the rest of the parts are edible!" ”
After the man at the top of the food chain cut off the stinger, he directly clamped the scorpion's abdomen with his hand, and watching it open its teeth and claws, Bell said: "Although it may taste weird, if you don't have anything to eat today, it can also be the best delicacy in the world!" Good appetite! ”
After speaking, he opened his mouth, bit the live scorpion, and chewed it in a big gulp.
Not......
Several people couldn't stand it anymore, and the girls all turned their faces sideways, not daring to look directly.
Huang Bo almost turned to his stomach, Li Jingtian was dumbfounded, and Yang An and Sha Bei had nothing to say.
"It didn't taste too good, but it was ok! Yang, it's your turn. ”
After Bell swallowed it, he came over with the box, and Yang An could only learn to pick a slightly smaller one, which was probably nearly 10CM long, and with the help of Bell's fork, he cut off the stinger with a dagger.
Yang An's gastrointestinal function was not very good, but he didn't say it to anyone, he was heartbroken, quickly stuffed the struggling scorpion into his mouth, and chewed it heavily.
This is the hint given by Bell, bite it to death quickly, it will not be pinched by pliers, Yang An only took two bites, and immediately felt a strong fishy smell, he had just eaten two small fish, and at this time there was a feeling of nausea.
"Don't think about anything! It's beef! It's chocolate! It's a prawn! It's the most delicious food in the world! Good, swallow! ”
Bell's voice kept ringing in his ears, Yang An's attention was diverted, and he swallowed quickly, and everything became less uncomfortable.
Bang Bang Bang!
There was applause all around, and Sha Bei came over and asked cutely, "Is it delicious?" ”
The muscles on Yang An's face were twisted, and he pulled Sha Bei over and pointed to the suitcase: "Come, it's your turn." Is it still delicious? You eat one and try it! ”
Shabei frowned: "If you like this taste, shall I invite you to eat a scorpion again?" ”
Yang An patted him on the back: "Don't be polite between brothers, you can share the blessings!" Please, please! ”
Shabei also wanted to play tricks: "Can I bake it and eat it?" ”
Bell shrugged: "Can't! ”
Shabei was helpless, as long as he took a knife to cut the stinger, trembling and pinching: "God bless!" ”
Maybe the speed was too slow, and after hesitating at the entrance, the scorpion pincers clamped the skin of his lip, and he screamed in pain, and roared angrily: "It bites me!" ”
Everyone around laughed, this product is really unlucky!
Sha Bei hated it so much that he quickly stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it in a big gulp, then rolled his eyes and swallowed it, holding Yang An's shoulder with one hand, covering his chest with the other, staggering a few steps, his legs began to weaken, and his body fell crookedly: "My life is not long......"
This person who loves the present made everyone laugh.
When the punishment is over, everyone is happy, and they can finally let go and enjoy the food.
At the beginning, everyone still had the consciousness of separating men and women, and they also ate their own food when they received it, but Guan Xiaotong, a troublemaker, had to feed the wounded Yang An soup, and the atmosphere became very warm, and some more intimate actions were made unconsciously, which was particularly warm.
For example, Shabei seems to be uncomfortable eating scorpions, Liu Yuxi gave him back comfort and comfort, Li Jingtian and Zhang Junning were originally very familiar with the relationship between sister and brother, Li Jingtian is a warm man, and he scooped soup for his sister very intimately.
Huang Bo is the eldest brother, he took care of Wang Luodan, who was not very comfortable, and at the strong request of everyone, he told how he stabbed the wild boar cub to death with a spear, which caused the audience to exclaim and applaud non-stop.
After nightfall, everyone didn't have any entertainment, and after a busy day, Li Jingtian fell asleep tired.
Yang An was also tired, but he still had something to do, he didn't drink much soup, and he didn't eat a few bites of meat.
"Follow me back to camp."
Yang An whispered, pulling Shabei to the camp of the logistics staff. (To be continued.) )