Chapter 77

The next day, Bai Xiaozhizhe opened his eyes and found that there was a crowd of people outside the house, noisy and noisy, and slept on the wooden bed in the second bedroom for a night.

Then Shen Guifei turned around, only to see that the words on the recruitment sign had not changed much, but the text/month had changed to two/month.

Therefore, the text of the signboard becomes like this:

Carpentry, literacy required, can carve, one or two / month.

Mr. Accounts, because he needs to have a little bit of writing work, he not only has to be able to settle accounts, but also has a good literary style, two taels / month.

Nursing hospital thugs, martial arts should be good, three taels / month.

Cook, can cook, preferably Sichuan food, four taels / month.

As soon as the camera was taken, there were piles of people outside the house in a long queue, all of whom were waiting to apply for jobs, Bai Xiaozhizhe's eyes straightened, and he grabbed Shen Guifei, who was already sitting there and had a "cordial" conversation with the people who came to apply, into the room, turned around and closed the door, shut the pair of applicants out of the door, and then slammed into front of Shen Guifei who was fiddling with Shen Guifei with an embroidery needle bag, and said, "You are crazy!" ”

Shen Guifei didn't know where to turn out a set of embroidery supports, and the needles in his hand were embroidered one by one, and said, "Don't thank me yet, you see, according to the speed you just had, when will you be able to get people together?" ”

Bai Xiaozhe grabbed the hair on his head and said: "Ahhhh Ahh......h

At this time, only the "bell" outside the door was heard, and Bai Xiaozhe roared angrily: "Who!? Don't you see that we are busy? ”

Outside the door, a voice came, saying, "We are the relevant department." ”

Bai Xiaozhe was instantly frightened and clenched his hands into fists in front of his mouth, trembling with fright.

As soon as the camera was taken, the relevant department wearing the uniform of the yamen was very leading and ordered: "As a noble department, as a department that has detached itself from low-level interests, as a department that needs to block the gun at any time, needs to carry the pot at any time, and needs to go into battle at any time, our relevant departments came to the door this time and were responsible for tax inspection, as a good Gongming, a good merchant, and a hundred bosses who abide by the law......"

Bai Xiao nodded very humbly and reminded him: "The surname is Bai Xiao." ”

The leader of the relevant department said very majestically: "Boss Baixiao, as a good law-abiding businessman, you must pay VAT on time according to the proportion of 17% and 4% of sales revenue, in view of the fact that you are now hiring guys and paying guys so generously, the proportion of tax paid by this body household is obviously not suitable for you, according to the general enterprise scale, this value-added tax, pay 17% of the proportion; In addition, you also need to pay the urban construction tax according to the 7% of the VAT; 3% of the VAT paid for education surcharge is paid; 2% of the VAT paid to pay the local education fee surcharge; Stamp duty...... Urban land use tax...... Property Tax ...... Vehicle and vessel tax ......; Corporate Income Tax ...... Salary Withholding and Payment of Individual Income Tax ......"

Bai Xiaozhe counted with his fingers while listening, his mouth kept chattering, background music and the sound of abacus, and when the leader of the relevant department said something, Bai Xiaozhe had already fainted to the ground.

In the end, it was Shen Guifei who took a piece of paper with two big characters written on it "pay taxes" and a blood-red official seal with four big characters on it, and respectfully sent the leaders of the relevant departments out.

When the leader went out, Bai Xiaozhi, who was already fainting, came back to life, glared at Shen Guifei with an almost murderous look, and rushed towards Shen Guifei, roaring: "I'm going to kill you!!! ”

Then, before Bai Xiaojizhe's finger touched Shen Guifei, he flew into the sky again and was thrown into the sky by Shen Guifei.

At this time, the sky was bright, Bai Xiaozhe flew near the sun, his clothes were on fire, and then fell to the ground with a "whoosh", and when he was desperately slapping the burning part of his body, a child pounced, holding his leg and screaming crisply: "Dad!" ”

Bai Xiaozhe immediately took three steps back and looked at the child like a bomb.

Then a middle-aged woman immediately picked up the child and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this child has no father since he was a child, and everyone he sees is called Dad." ”

The middle-aged woman swept the job notice and said, "Boss, you're recruiting a cook!" It just so happens that I'm a cook, I can cook Sichuan food, and I'm a Sichuan person. In the last sentence, the woman is spoken in Sichuanese.

As soon as Bai Xiaozhe heard this, he immediately turned around and leaned in front of the woman and said, "What's your surname?" What is it called? How much does it cost? ”

The woman said: "My maiden name is Zhou, my name is slim, is it paid?" Just give me and my son a place to live and stutter, ah, by the way, my son is going to study, teach my son tuition, and nothing else. ”

Bai Xiaozhe immediately turned his head to the camera and said, "I like this kind of money-free!" Then he immediately turned his head to Zhou Miao and said, "Deal!" ”

The salary has changed, and there are more people who come to apply, and there are all kinds of superlatives, some mothers bring their sons, some kneel down when they come up, and some are silent and blackmailed (finally thrown by Shen Guifei), and so on......

All kinds of strange and superlative, people can't help but laugh.

At this time, the camera turned again, and a bunch was chasing a young man, who really had nowhere to run, took out something that resembled a drill from his pocket, made a hole under the wall pier behind an old tree, and buried himself.

The group of people chasing him ran away, and the young man crawled out of the hole, dressed in mud wolf, put away the drill in his hand, and lamented: "My Datang Sect's mechanism is now used by me to dig a hole in the ground, I'm sorry for the master." ”

Seeing that the group of people who had just chased after him seemed to be about to flash back again, the young man hurriedly ran away in a hurry, and happened to bump into the room under the three-word plaque of "Qingyutang", and interviewed a bunch of candidates who were so tired that they couldn't do it, and Bai Xiaozhizhe, who was putting away the recruitment notice, bumped into his arms, and then shook his head, saw the recruitment announcement, and hurriedly said: "Boss, I'm here to apply!" I'm here to apply for a carpentry. ”

Bai Xiaozhe glanced at the young man in front of him, who was dressed in a wolf, and said, "Who's the surname?" Where? ”

The young man said, "Tang ...... Banban, Sichuan people. ”

As soon as the shot is qiē, Tang Banban is alone in the inner monologue on a white background: Although I am not angry, I must not say my real name, just like the majesty of my Tang Gate, when I get rid of the current predicament and make a great name in the rivers and lakes, others don't know that I have changed my name to Tang Banban to hide gambling debts in this small broken place.

Bai Xiaozhe immediately said: "Deal, from now on you will be our Qingyutang's buddy." ”

At this time, Shen Guifei didn't know where to get a fan, and when he opened it, there were two words written on the fan "Niangniang", and he used a fan to block his mouth, Shen Guifei said to Bai Xiaozhi: "Although this person is covered in mud, he is in purple clothes, purple shirts, purple pants, and wind-breaking boots, and the boots are secretly purple hollow lines from the top, so he should be from the Tang Dynasty...... And one or two silver a month, really to be hired? ”

The money on the sign at the door hasn't changed.

Bai Xiaozhi also leaned behind Shen Guifei's fan and said: "You don't know this, Tang Baobao, the fourth-generation great-grandson of the Tang Sect, has recently run away from home, you look at the shoulder lines on his body, this person's status in the Tang Sect is definitely not low, only the sons and grandsons of the Tang Sect can wear such shoulder lines......

Shen Guifei waited for a bunch of apricot eyes and said curiously to Bai Xiaozhi: "You said that he is the fourth-generation great-grandson of the lord of Tangjiabao, Tang Baobao?" Do you want to marry the Tang Sect? ”

Bai Xiaozhi said: "No, the group of guys in the Tang Sect like to fiddle with the mechanism the most, every year they have to import the wood from the wood for them to plane the wood flowers, all the Tang Sect disciples buy goods, the major suppliers of timber and paper merchants, will give a discount, five fold jump, I plan to let this kid go to the engraving and buy paper, just his clothes, go there for a stop, you can definitely get a discount, this can save his wages back." ”

Shen Guifei suddenly realized and said, "Good idea." ”

Shen Guifei withdrew the fan, and Bai Xiaozhe grabbed Tang Banban and said, "Please please, please inside." ”

As he was talking, a guy dressed as a scholar in a long robe staggered a few steps to the Qingyutang and fainted at the door. ”

Shen Guifei lightly twisted his waist and leaned in front of the fallen scholar, grabbed a pulse from his wrist, and said, "Hungry." ”

Bai Xiaozhe was hungry when he heard this, and shouted at the door: "Whose family is this?" I'm hungry here! ”

It's okay if he didn't shout, as soon as he shouted at the door where there were few people after receiving the recruitment notice, the rest of the people also ran away quickly.

As soon as the camera was shot, Shen Guifei pinched the silver needle with his fingers, and after a few stitches, the scholar woke up, and Zhou Miaomiao rushed over from the back hall with a pot of porridge, and said, "Porridge is coming, porridge is coming." ”

As soon as the scholar saw that there was something to eat, he rushed to the porridge bowl like a hungry tiger, grabbed it directly and began to pour it into the basin, so frightened that Zhou Miao hurriedly said: "You eat slowly, eat slowly." ”

As soon as the camera was taken, the scholar who had finished eating porridge began to tell his tragic experience: "The contemptible person's surname is Han Mingqian. ”

Tang Banban interjected: "Just pay back the money like you, I think you changed your name to owe money." ”

Han Qian sobbed and wiped his face and said: "I have been studying since I was a child, but unfortunately I failed to take the first attempt, the first time I took the imperial examination, the court issued an edict, in order to commend the customs, the righteous and courageous, the exam bonus points, I happened to be stuck on that line, and the one in front of me won the extra points, and I fell off the list; In the second scientific examination, in order to encourage the development of art, the imperial court has extra points for the elderly with art specialties, I have not been good at reading and calligraphy since I was a child, and I checked one more than the one in front of me, and I fell off the list again; In the fourth year, in order to encourage the development of the singing career, the imperial court decreed that those who are talented in acting will be given extra points in the exam, and I have not had a complete five-tone ...... since I was a child" Han Qian sobbed as he spoke, and finally said, "I have failed the list for five consecutive years, and everything that can be sold at home has been sold, and now I am almost unable to eat, and my family is surrounded by ......."

When Zhou Miaomiao heard this, her heart softened, and she said, "Boss, look how pitiful he is, aren't you still lacking a bookkeeper?" Take him. ”

Bai Xiaozhe nodded and asked, "Han Qian, will you settle the account?" ”

Han Qian said: "Arithmetic is one of the six arts of a gentleman, and I am taught by the saint by myself......

Bai Xiaozhi said: "How much do you want a month's salary?" ”

Han Qian said: "A gentleman does not say profit......"

Bai Xiaozhi slapped the table and said, "Great! Han Gongzi, you are really a humble gentleman, in this way, you stay, work hard, I promise that there will be enough porridge every day! ”

When the words fell, Bai Xiaozhi turned his head to the camera and said excitedly: "I just like not to ask me for money!" ”

At this point, the personnel of Qingyutang are all together, and all the leading actors of this play have appeared.