91. The Goldfish of the British Empire[22]

Gu Qing sat on the single sofa with his feet crossed, and there was tea and English cake on the coffee table in front of him, which was completely a posture of a tea party, of course, if you ignore the words of Eggsy who was sitting opposite and wanted to bury the whole person in the black thread group.

"I'm surprised you didn't jump up and kick your neck to retort, Agesie." Gu Qing said slowly, he didn't wear a three-piece suit, checked trousers, and a white shirt, but he still wore a bow tie in a leisurely manner, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like he was sitting in the front row waiting for gossip when the melon seed dim sum was ready.

Eggesy opened her mouth, not knowing what to think, and suddenly buried her face in her arms, but her exposed ears turned red.

"Hmm-" Gu Qing took a sip of Darjeeling tea elegantly, and the gift of the powerful eldest brother made a subtle syllable, "It seems that you had a wonderful dream, Judy." ”

Instead of hearing the teasing hints in Gu Qing's tone, the former street gangster Eggsy would rather say that he himself was weak first, and now he blushed and roared at Gu Qing: "I'm not a girl!" Wait, the name Judy is a little familiar, did you tell Merlin that you came to see Judy the first day we met?! In a hurry, Egg Boy even remembered something so far ago.

"Uh-huh, friendly reminder to you, Judy is the name of the heroine in "Uncle Long Legs"." Gu Qing saw that Eggsy was confused, and kindly reminded him, "Judy is an orphan who was sponsored by Uncle Longlegs to go to college, and later fell in love and married Uncle Longlegs. Merlin and I used this allusion to describe you and Harry. ”

"Oh! It's like My Fair Lady. Eggsy had a look on his face.

Gu Qing paused, and the corners of his mouth raised: "From your point of view, it would be more appropriate to use this allusion to describe it." Eggsie, you always have something to surprise. "My Fair Lady" is adapted from "La Traviata", which tells the story of a lower-class flower seller who is transformed into an elegant lady by a middle-class linguistics professor. More aptly from Eggsey's point of view, well, it seems that Eggsy still doesn't know that Harry has been quietly following him for the past seventeen years, which is really interesting.

"Harry said the same."

"Huh?"

"That's what Harry said when he brought me from the tailor's shop, and he asked me if I had seen Pretty Woman, Pretty Woman, and Nikita, and I said no, but I remembered My Fair Lady, and Harry said something similar to you, and surprised him or something." Eggsy should have looked at his expression now, a smirk took up his entire face, no, it would be more appropriate to describe the ripples of the young girl (male) when she mentioned her sweetheart.

Gu Qing couldn't bear to look directly at the tortoiseshell optical glasses, so he took off his glasses and put them aside, covering the area where Eggsy was. Then he picked up the English cake, stuffed a mouthful of jelly into his mouth, and then said slowly, "I think the order in which Harry mentioned those three movies was "Running Things", "Nikita" and "Pretty Woman"? ”

The smirking Ai Gexi was pulled back to reality by Gu Qing's words, and he thought about it carefully: "That's right! How do you know? ”

Gu Qing smiled but said nothing.

Eggy didn't seem to have to get an answer, Gu Qing didn't say anything, he didn't ask again, but changed back to that fluttering face, "Harry wants to sue me, so that I don't have to dwell on my ordinary background, if I am willing to adapt and learn, I can completely change my fate." I've gone from a street thug to an ace agent now, which I couldn't have imagined before. ”

Gu Qing said coldly: "So, you were automatically bent by Harry?" ”

Eggsy didn't react at once: "What? ”

Gu Qing patiently changed his words and said, "You like Harry." ”

Eggesy reacted completely this time, he was struggling on the sofa, his face was about to smoke, and he didn't say why he said "I, me, me" for a long time.

What's more, Gu Qing didn't use a question in the first place, even if it was a question, now looking at Eggsy's reaction, he has already got the answer.

Gu Qing not only ate with relish, but also watched with taste, deliberately teasing Agesi, who was about to turn himself into a boiled egg: "So you don't like itβ€”"

Before he could finish speaking, Eggsy shouted in a righteous manner, "Who said I don't like it? Iβ€”Of course I love Harry! ”

"Men and men like it?"

"That's right! The kind of love that men and women like. ”

"Oh."

After Egger West reacted, he couldn't be dumbfounded anymore, pointing at Gu Qing's hand was about to shake into a sieve, and he himself looked almost out of breath, "You...... I ......"

Gu Qing kindly reminded, "Pay attention to etiquette, Agesy." ”

Ai Gexi reflexively withdrew his arm, and under Gu Qing's indifferent gaze, it deflated like a popped balloon, and shrank himself into a ball into the sofa, like a puppy kicked by his master, almost "Ahh

In this regard, Gu Qing said ruthlessly: "Aren't you going to cry?" ”

Eggsy: "...... I didn't! He cheered himself up, his eyes fell on Gu Qing, who was calm and relaxed, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "You are very powerful, you can see through other people's thoughts, right?" ”

"Observe and deduce." Gu Qing corrected.

"Whatever it is, your set is incredible to me anyway, so you-"

"Do you want me to show if Harry has a love for you too?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Eggsy was now like a dog that saw a bone, and the next moment it was going to pounce.

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows: "Sit down." ”

Eggy sat on the sofa very obediently, looking at Gu Qing with bright eyes.

Gu Qing crossed his legs calmly, "Let's assume that Agesy, Harry has a man-man liking for you, you-"

Before Gu Qing's words were finished, he was cheered by Eggsey, "Really?!" Interrupted, Gu Qing: The release of dopamine in the ...... will lead to a happy mood, but there has never been a scientific research to confirm that it will lead to a decrease in IQ, hearing and comprehension. However, he was not surprised by Eggsy's IQ in the first place, and he had hinted at the stalk of "Uncle Long Legs" so clearly before, this egg boy didn't even appreciate it, and now he should be entangled.

Gu Qing put his hands on the armrests of the sofa and said coldly, "Fake." In an instant, the happy egg boy was pulled back to reality, and now the meat and bones were snatched away, and he grinned his teeth.

Gu Qing said happily, "I am pleasantly surprised by your momentum, Agesy. So my advice is not to think so much, just go to confession. "Become an emotional expert in an instant.

"Confession ?!!" Ai Gexi instantly raised his voice and shrank under Gu Qing's gaze.

"Don't you dare?"

With such a simple method of agitation, the egg boy who has been teased many times should not be fooled anymore, but his brain has been invaded by dopamine now, and he suddenly clenched his fists and said excitedly: "Of course I dare!" Isn't it just a confession?! ”

β€œGood.” Gu Qing did not hesitate to praise himself, and when he finished praising and Eggy had only a little reason left, he would wilt.

"I don't know how to confess to Harry?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well. ”

Gu Qing thought for a while: "Maybe you should watch "My Fair Lady" again." ”

Ai Gexi actually felt that Gu Qing's idea could be adopted, and completely forgot that this movie was male and female.

Gu Qing smiled even more innocently: "I'm very glad you said that, Agesy." Then he added slowly, "I'm not surprised that Harry is so popular." At this moment, Eggsy, who was still a little hesitant, immediately became nervous, picked up his king-sman-pad and poked hard.

Gu Qing didn't bother him, finished his tea, picked up the glasses he put aside, and left the restaurant in a leisurely manner. When he returned to the R&D room, he uploaded the high-definition video he had just taken to the computer, and continued to do his research.

Ten minutes later, the door of the R&D room was slammed open.

Merlin came with a face: "Gareth, what have you done again!" ”

Gu Qing raised his head from the pile of counts and blinked blankly: "What's going on?" ”

Merlin squeezed words out of his back molars, "What do you say? ”

"It's not fair, you're accusing me and you're asking me what I've done wrong, what if what I say is different from what you tacitly asto?"

Merlin rubbed his scalp, he really hated to stuff this bear power Max's bastard into the garbage chute and throw it away as garbage, "Video! The video you uploaded to the internal forum! ”

"You watched it too? Oh, Merlin, so you're so concerned about the internal forum I've built. Gu Qing said as he pressed save for the research process, slid to the computer and opened the internal forum. This is really built by him, exclusively for the use of agents of royal gentlemen distributed around the world, it can be regarded as an agent version of the forum and social networking site and circle of friends, and it works better with king-sman-pad/phone, and now basically every agent has registered an account on it.

"Oh, five people have already sent congratulatory messages anonymously."

Merlin: "......" Anonymous ball, anonymous! Gu Qing did not upload the video to the public area, but posted it in the most advanced area, where only agents like him with knight code names could see it, plus Merlin and Arthur, there were a total of twelve people. There were five people who sent congratulatory messages, which means that in addition to the parties to the video, Egges and Harry, there are also five of the eight ace agents other than Gu Qing and Merlin, which is only ten minutes, how idle are these ace agents! As for anonymity, there is no way that British gentlemen are so sullen.

"If you're worried that Harry and Eggsy will see it, I can tell you for sure that this video will automatically screen them." That's right, it's so human.

Merlin twitched the corners of his mouth.

"There are other people in the know who broke the news, oh? I didn't expect that. Gu Qing made a surprised sound, Merlin couldn't help but look over, just in time to meet Gu Qing's gaze of "I caught you", Merlin: "......" Shit!

Merlin cleared his throat and drove away the embarrassment, he took out his own king-sman-pad, and saw that the person in the know who broke the news said "I will do my best to rush back to the headquarters to watch", and there were anonymous people lining up to echo it, Merlin was in the dark line, and asked Gu Qing tentatively after finishing: "Do you think Harry will agree?" ”

Looking at Merlin, the onlooker was clear, he didn't even ask Harry if he liked Eggsie too, and he went straight to confession.

Gu Qing blinked: "Are you asking me?" ”

Merlin glared at him, isn't that nonsense? It's just the two of them.

Gu Qing thought with his hands in the shape of a tower, "The deductive method is very logical, and feelings are precisely the ones that cannot be judged by logicβ€”β€”"

"So?"

"I can't tell you a very qualitative answer, and besides, I have no experience in this area, and I can't learn from it, but you, you can analyze it emotionally." Gu Qing tilted his head and looked at Merlin.

Speaking of which, the most rational of the three Sherlock Holmes brothers seems to be Sherlock, but in fact, the most rational has always been McCroft, even if he has many female or male companions, but don't forget that he also has the title of "Theiceman".

As for Gu Qing, his situation is very different, after so many lives, in order to ensure that he will not be reincarnated because of the events of the previous life, he has to become rational and supreme, and now he also enjoys such a creed, which seems to have penetrated deep into the bone marrow.

Merlin grasped the point: "You say you have no experience? I thought you were on a cruise last timeβ€”" Merlin thought about it later, Gu Qing was indeed a little abnormal, first of all, he didn't bring the eagle-eye detector, and he didn't turn on the camera function during that time. This is also Merlin's suspicion that he really dedicated himself to intelligence, but he felt that this was not very reliable, and he didn't ask the reason when Gu Qing came back.

Gu Qing's pupils shrank, and he turned his head to look at the screen casually, "I'm talking about emotional experience, not sexual experience, Merlin, please pick up your comprehension ability, okay?" ”

Merlin glanced at Gu Qing carefully, and was frustrated to find that he didn't find any clues from Gu Qing, so he had to turn his attention back to Eggsy and Harry, and put forward a point: "You have to be clear, Eggsy is a straight curve, I can't compare it with him." ”

"Speaking of which, Merlin." Gu Qing said solemnly, "Do you know where the obvious opportunity for Eggsy to turn straight is located? ”

Merlin's instinct was not going to be good, but he couldn't help but ask, "Where?" ”

"In that practical class to test the results of the training in neuro-linguistic programming, yes, it was the time when you replaced a young and lovely girl with an elegant middle-aged man on a whim."

Merlin scoffed: "Is it my whim? "Which little bastard was the first to mention yì?

Gu Qing spread out his hand to show his innocence: "I'm just mentioning yΓ¬, it's you who makes the final decision." ”

What he said made so much sense that Merlin couldn't refute it at all, and he struggled: "How do you know?" ”

Gu Qing said confidently: "Do you remember that we watched the video together? Observe and deduce. But you don't have to feel guilty, strictly speaking, you just gave Eggsy a chance to sprout, and it was only a matter of time before I came to see him face Harry, and it was only a matter of time before he bent over. Well, you're still joking, and judging by the fact that you used the meme "Uncle Long Legs" to joke with Harry, you have to know that in "Uncle Long Legs", the protagonists ended up together. Merlin, congratulations. ”

Merlin: "...... Why don't you say "My Fair Lady", you! ”

Gu Qing Zhenzhen said: "Judging from the timeline, you mentioned it first." ”

No matter how he listened, he was reasonable, Merlin gave up arguing with him, and then went to refresh the internal forum, and the corner of his eye twitched to find that it was just a moment of effort, and a tall building had been built underneath - the ace agents who had no task made an appointment to return to the headquarters to report on their work, and those who had a task also said that they would do their best to complete the task. They also speculated about what kind of method Egger would use to confess, and strongly urged the landlord to continue to follow up on the report.

Merlin glanced at Gu Qing and felt that he would really be so idle to do follow-up reports.

Sure enough, Gu Qing was tapping on the touch keyboard, indicating that the Eagle Eye Scout had been dispatched, and the rest of the people were all praising it.

Merlin: "...... "You are so public and private, Arthur knows?"

Arthur didn't know it seriously, after all, this post blocked him, and Merlin turned a blind eye when he figured it out.

Insider-good girlfriend Lockie returned from Pakistan to London the next morning, and when she saw Eggsy with dark circles under her eyes, she couldn't help but smile and pretend to be surprised: "What's wrong with you?" Are you struggling to write a task report? ”

"yes, you know, I'm most annoyed by this." Eggsuit pretended to be quite similar, if he hadn't known the truth beforehand, Lockie would have been deceived by him, but as a good girlfriend Lockie didn't debunk him, "I'll go to Merlin to report the mission first, and we'll talk later." ”

"Okay." Eggsy agreed, in fact, he was glad that Lockie would come back so soon, he had the best relationship with Lockie during training, and Lockie had more ideas than him, and he really wanted his friends to help him get ideas.

As everyone knows, the little friend came back so soon to watch strongly, not only that, but she has also sat in a row on the internal forum to watch the "tracking report".

Eggsy didn't know that there was more, so when the ace agents with the knight's code name returned to the London headquarters inland the next day, he really thought that they had come to report on their work, or to meet the newly accepted Eggsy and Roxie in person, and he didn't have the slightest suspicion about it.

In fact, even the current Arthur and Harry were fooled because the meeting was arranged by Merlin, and Harry said at first, "We don't have such a tradition. "They have a tradition of raising their glasses to salute the sacrificed agents when the agents of the royal gentlemen are killed, but there is no need for ace agents with knightly code names to rush back at that time.

Merlin didn't blink at this and said, "Of course, I also mean to meet you in person, and besides, aren't we advocating keeping up with the times now?" Harry said this to his predecessor Arthur as well.

Merlin said this, and Harry didn't think much of it, and discussed the process of the meeting with Merlin.

-- This is also a "traitor" who secretly rubs and rubs it.

The other ace agents are also very capable of pretending, on the surface, they all look like British gentlemen, three-piece suits + Oxford leather shoes, with outstanding temperament, talking and laughing at the party, if it is not inadvertently passing the "you know I know" look, then you really can't see the turbulence in their hearts. Also, in the end, they are all ace agents with many years of experience, and they can't be more perfect in controlling their feelings.

As for Lockie, who entered the industry the latest, although she lacks experience in this area, she is very good at covering it up, and several old-timers see it in their eyes and nod secretly in their hearts, this junior has a future.

The originator was now treating his stomach, and when Merlin found him, he was eating deliciously. Seeing him like that, Merlin had a momentary suspicion that Gu Qing had made such a play just to make him eat enough. Such suspicions passed through Merlin's mind for a moment, after all, such an unlikelihood - he took two steps forward just to eat a meal or something, he took two steps forward and lowered his voice and asked, "Are you sure that Eggsy will confess to Harry today?" ”

Gu Qing wiped his mouth, looked through Merlin and glanced at Eggsie, retracted his gaze and said slowly: "Don't worry, I hinted that Lockie made it clear to Eggsy and let him know that some of the seniors who came this time had a very good relationship with Harry, and this time they came here specifically for Harry." ”

Merlin thought about Eggsie's temper and knew about it, and then Gu Qing spoke slowly: "Why don't you chat with them?" Oh, you don't have to say I get it. ”

Merlin thought to himself: What do you understand again?

Gu Qing's gaze circled over Merlin's shiny head, and then looked at the thick hair of the other ace agents without exception, and then turned his gaze back to look at Merlin with pity, the meaning was already self-evident.

Merlin: "......"

As soon as Merlin was about to go berserk, Gu Qing held him down, and he gestured to one of the seniors who was chatting and laughing, and the other party nodded happily, put down the wine glass in his hand, and walked towards Harry, and Eggersy, who witnessed this qiΔ“, his eyes widened, and it looked like the flesh and bones were about to be snatched away.

Merlin asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Gu Qing smiled innocently: "Double insurance." As a reminder, you're ready to shoot. ”

Merlin faked a cough, just know this kind of thing, don't say it, but the development of the situation is far more hot than Merlin thought - as a "nursery" agent very politely invited Harry to a slightly secluded place, for a private conversation, the two of them talked happily, and before they knew it, they were getting closer and closer, as if they were going to kiss. Just then, a little wolfdog rushed in, pushed away the food grabbers from him, grabbed Harry by the collar, closed his eyes and kissed him!!

……

……

Kissing needs to be cautious, closing the eyes is risky, and this is not Harry's nosebleed when he is hit......

Gu Qing's face was expressionless: "Oops."