Chapter Eighty-Eight: Inglourious Basterds
There's another chapter after twelve, huh...... That's it.
Sitting in the partition on the second floor, Murphy clinked glasses with Jonah Hill, drained a large glass of beer, listened to the music, turned his head to look down, this is open, just in time to see the dance floor on the first floor, only to see the center of the dance floor, four topless sexy girls of different skin tones, around a few poles, dancing a hot dance.
"Cheers!"
James Franco raised his glass, Murphy and the others raised their glasses, and another large glass of beer fell into their stomachs.
In less than half an hour after entering the club, the four of them had already killed several dozen beers, alcohol and this kind of occasion can best shorten the distance between people, a few foul words and meat jokes are spoken, even the somewhat strange Jonah Hill has become familiar with Murphy, and from time to time there will be a few large-scale jokes.
They are of the same age, they are at the bottom of the same circle, and they are all working hard to move forward, these common traits, not to mention that they cherish each other, but also make the four of them closer.
Murphy has a calm personality, James Franco has a quirky behavior, Seth Rogan speaks off-line, and Jonah Hill is active and nasty......
"Seth told me ...... himself"
Putting down the glass, Jonah Hill gritted his tongue and made up nonsense, "On his farm in his home country of Canada, there was a pig that refused to breed, and in order to convince it, he slept with that pig for a week. β
Speaking of this, he patted his thigh and laughed first, "And it's still a boar!" β
"your boar!" Murphy was also a little drunk, and he was relaxed when he came to this kind of occasion, he had already thrown his restraints aside, took a bottle of wine, and filled the glasses of all four, his tough face was already flushed, and he raised his glass and shouted at Seth Rogen, "Cheers to the boar you!" β
James Franco chimed in, "Cheers to the boars!" β
Seth Rogan drank all the wine in the glass in one gulp, slammed the glass on the table, raised his hand and pointed at Murphy, James Franco, and Jonah Hill one by one, and said loudly, "You bastards, you all bully me honestly, don't you?" Sue sΓΉ you ......"
He burped and patted his chest, "I...... Seth Rogen, let alone a boar, there's nothing I wouldn't dare to do! β
"Brag!" Jonah Hill looked disdainful, and James Franco pouted, "Did you really a boar?" β
Murphy slapped the table and laughed, and Seth Rogun lifted his chin as if he had done everything.
"Good! Good! Murphy looked questioning, drunkenly turned his head to look at the dancers on the dance floor, and casually pointed to one, "Seth, as long as you go and kiss her feet, I'm sure you've done everything!" β
Jonah Hill and James Franco followed suit, "Yes! Right! That's it! Seth, let's see how brave you are to even do it with a boar! β
Seth Rogan didn't speak, but stood up, took a bottle of beer, poured the rest of it into his stomach directly into his mouth, and straightened his neck, "Is there anything I don't dare to do Seth Rogen?" β
He looked at Murphy, "What if I did?" β
"I'm ......," Murphy shook his drunken head, "I'm sure you've not only boars, but also cattle and sheep!" β
Then, he turned his head and looked at James Franco next to him, "As long as you dare to kiss the dancer's feet, Jim will dare to kiss Jonah!" β
The four of them had already drunk too much, and instead of objecting, James Franco and Jonah Hill slapped the table and said loudly, "That's right, that's it." β
Seth Rogan didn't think about it, jumped out of the partition, ran all the way downstairs, found the dancer pointed by Murphy, took out a few bills and stuffed them into her underwear, and then leaned over and said a few words, the dancer cooperated with her feet out, Seth Rogan leaned down and really kissed it.
"Wow......"
James Franco and Jonah Hill clapped vigorously, Murphy applauded loudly, and there was a commotion downstairs.
Amid countless laughter, Seth Rogen walked back with his head held high like a hero.
"Hasn't that woman's feet been washed in a week?" He sat down and rinsed his glass, spat a large sip of beer into the trash, and complained, "I'm going to die of the stench!" It smells terrible......"
With that, he turned his head to look at James Franco and Jonah Hill.
As if the two didn't see Seth Rogun return, Jonah Hill picked up an empty wine bottle, turned it upside down and pointed it at James Franco, and asked in an interview-like tone, "May I ask Mr. James Franco, who is the Oscar-winning actor, how did you get on this artistic path?" β
"It was a very, very romantic experience......
James Franco's eyes narrowed, as if reveling in the lies he had concocted, "Because my mom is a writer, and she and my dad met in art school, and both of them were painters, so art has always been around my life." I feel like these things have always been in my consciousness, even before I really worked on them. I think one of the reasons I didn't engage in them before I was 14 was probably because of the fear, the fear that I was too outstanding, too dazzling...... Until I watched "Titanic" a few years ago, why could a man who was not as handsome as me be popular all over the world? Then I'm definitely going to do better than him. β
Murphy pointed at James Franco with one hand and rested the other on the table, laughing so hard that he couldn't seem to straighten his waist.
"It's all nonsense!" Seth Rogan viciously revealed, "You also told me a few days ago that you entered this circle because you are very glamorous to be a star, make a lot of money, and attract many girls to worship." β
He emphasized in an accentuated tone, "Especially underage girls! β
"Oh......" Jonah Hill pointed at James Franco, "so you're really interested in Lily!" β
Drinking this Cheng dΓΉ, James Franco did not deny it at all, "That Lily can only see." β
Murphy moved closer, covered his mouth with one hand, pretended to be secretive, and asked in a voice that Jonah Hill and Seth Rogan could hear, "How many girls have you, under sixteen." β
"Hurry up!" Jonah Hill flipped the bottle in his hand and pointed the bottom of the bottle at James Franco, "If you're not honest, I'll smash your head in the ass!" β
Seth Rogan also glared at James Franco viciously.
"That ......," James Franco slowly stretched out three fingers, defended, "and they were all voluntary. β
Murphy laughed and toasted again, "For James!" β
Putting down the wine glass, Seth Rogen, who was diverted from the topic and attention, suddenly remembered and yelled at James Franco and Jonah Hill, "You two shameless bastards, what about your tongue kisses? β
Murphy was also heckling beside him, "Seth, let them tongue kiss in a special way!" β