Chapter Forty-Four: The Sullen Man and the Funny Woman
A sullen man is always a sullen man, and he will not become sullen because of the improvement of his social status. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Lin Dong thought all the way, but he still didn't think of a suitable topic to break the embarrassment. Dealing with women is even more difficult than business negotiations.
A baby dinosaur is also always a little dinosaur and will not forget the instinct of a foodie because of anger.
"Azesi, I'm hungry."
"Poof~~ cough cough!"
The atmosphere of silence was broken, but for such reasons, Lin Dong couldn't cry or laugh.
"You just finished eating, why are you still ......?"
Park Ji-yeon interrupted Lin Dong with a fierce look.
The weird eye-to-eye spacing slowly converged to the middle, and finally became cross-eyed, and said angrily: "I was so angry just now that I couldn't eat it!" ”
"Hehe, aren't you angry now?"
"Humph! Only when you have eaten enough will you have the strength to continue to be angry. ”
Lin Dong was speechless, so he had to express his helplessness with his actions, and affectionately kneaded Park Ji-yeon's short hair into a chicken nest.
Chinese netizens have a saying circulating: After resisting South Korea for 20 years, Park Ji-yeon died.
Her face is not the most standard beauty face; Her figure isn't the most irritating S-shaped curve; She doesn't have a high IQ and almost can't graduate from high school; She is gluttonous, fun-loving, and funny......
She doesn't have any of the advantages of "mom and girl".
But she has countless shortcomings, just like pistachios, every inadvertent funny move can make people laugh.
The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon is such a unique existence.
Lin Dong suddenly felt that it didn't seem to matter if the person who was Park Ji-yeon that night was not.
"Let's go. oppa please eat lollipops. ”
"I don't like sugar!"
"Then eat the stick alone; Not sweet, just licked. ”
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Twenty minutes later, in the hotel box.
"Huh, suck hard, suck hard~~" Lin Dong followed the good temptation and taught Yin Yin.
"Huh~Huh~" Park Ji-yeon obediently opened her mouth and shouted, sucking hard and snorting violently, full of energy, "Ah, Xiba, Azexi liars." Can't suck it out at all. ”
"If you can't suck it out, just lick it and use your little tongue flexibly."
"Hmm!"
Park Ji-yeon sucked and licked, and the enthusiasm was intoxicating.
Lin Dong shamefully reacted as a normal man should have.
The dialogue is very ambiguous, but it is actually very serious.
They were eating the bones of the sauce-flavored tube, but the store did not provide the tools to suck the bone marrow. That's all.
"Yikes! I don't eat it! After trying all kinds of methods, she still couldn't eat the essence of the bones, and Park Ji-yeon threw away the bones in annoyance, "Stinky bones, bad bones." I want to eat meat, not bones. ”
The corners of Lin Dong's mouth curled slightly, and he counted in his heart.
"The essence of the sauce bone is all in it, and it is very delicious. In fact, there is another way to give you a taste of it. ”
"What?"
"Sit down next to me and I'll teach you."
The little foodie dinosaur ran straight from the other end of the table to Lin Dong's side, his eyes wide and his face full of longing.
Lin Dong used a toothpick to loosen the essence in the bone tube, sucked hard, and his mouth was full of delicious bone essence; Then he held Park Ji-yeon's little head with both hands, mouth-to-mouth, and printed it.
Sweet, soft, and fragrant, all kinds of feelings cannot be expressed in words, and it is even impossible to distinguish whether it is the taste of food or the tongue.
In short, this kiss makes people reluctant to let go. Until......
"Whew~~"
Lin Dong covered his crotch again, yes, the word "again" was not wrong. Lin Dong has lost count of how many times he has been kicked by Park Ji-yeon.
The strongest place is also the weakest. Especially when it hardens into a stick, the pain increases countless times.
Lin Dong kept rubbing his crotch, and the knee hit at close range was very painful.
"Little dinosaur, do you want me to be the last one?"
"Who, who made you kiss me, and stuck out your tongue." Park Ji-yeon thought of the feeling just now, and suddenly danced with her hands and shook her body violently. Shake off that feeling of depravity.
"The beds are all on the way, is there still a kiss missing? Hiss~~ Come over and help oppa rub it, it hurts to death. ”
Park Ji-yeon rolled her eyes and complained, "I'm not a little girl, so I won't help you rub it." ”
"Huh!" Lin Dong stared at Park Ji-yeon with a smile, "It's a flaw." You didn't deny the phrase 'all the beds are up' just now, and you were the one who was there that night! ”
"What? I don't know what you're talking about. Azexi is a badass, I'm going to tell Cyglioni! ”
"Load, keep loading! But it didn't work. Facts are facts, and no matter how much you pretend, you can't change the fact that you are my woman. ”
"No, no, I'm not!" Park Ji-yeon glanced affectionately at the food on the table, and then walked to the door angrily, "Azexi, big villain!" ”
Oops, it seems like it's a bit too strong.
Summing up the experience of Jessica, Quan Xiaosheng and other women who failed to flirt with girls, Lin Dong realized: flirting with sisters is like cooking Xiaoxian. Don't "" too quickly, otherwise there will be endless troubles.
"If you don't say it, you don't say it. Let's talk about something else. Astronomy and geography, the national economy and people's livelihood, talk about it casually. Lin Dong smiled slightly, and made a ruthless move, "Moreover, the donkey meat pot has not been served yet." You haven't eaten donkey meat before, have you?! ”
Park Ji-yeon nodded straightly, and then shook her head again, "Azesi, you can't do bad things, you can't say weird things." ”
"No problem."
……
After a simple meal, I finally returned to the atmosphere that I should have.
And not the ambiguous mood of a man eating a woman.
Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the earth.
Park Ji-yeon has been lost, in her eyes, in her mouth, in her heart, all she sees, eats, and thinks about is a donkey meat pot.
Everything that happened before, gone with the wind.
Lin Dong held the teacup and quietly admired the alternative beauty of storm feeding.
"I haven't heard you talk about your family before."
"Why?" Park Ji-yeon tilted her head and asked, "It's too late to protect the privacy of your family, how can you take the initiative to expose it?" ”
"There's no need to hide it, is there? Eun Jing's mother's coffee shop didn't hide it. ”
Park Ji-yeon shook her head, "It's different." Enjing Oni has been a child star since she was a child, and she was taken to the set by her mother, so she couldn't hide it. But my family's situation can be hidden. But Hyojun Oppa looks too much like me, and he has to enter the entertainment industry to eat. It's a big problem for OPPA. ”
"That's a good thing."
Park Ji-yeon shook her head again, "Parents will proudly introduce their children as lawyers, doctors, or civil servants, but they will not proudly say that their children are entertainers. Hyojun Oppa is also an artist, but he doesn't have any money for food. This is what I owe him. ”
Under the funny smile, there is still regret. At a young age, he became the breadwinner of the family, but he couldn't make his parents proud.
Chinese celebrity parents say that their children are xx stars, while Korean parents can't wait for everyone to know that their children are artists.
It's an incomprehensible cultural difference.
Lin Dong realized that he had said the wrong thing again; I had to rub Park Ji-yeon's little head to show my support.
Once again, the atmosphere became silent.
The sullen man is still the sullen man. Chatting with the opposite sex, all kinds of inconsistencies.
The comic girl was unexpectedly silent and negative.
"Azesi, tomorrow T-Ara is going to participate in the Idol Games, can you come and cheer us up?"
"Why not? I'm your part-time broker and the contract has never been cancelled. ”
(To be continued.) )