There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people.

Some people like to nibble on green apples, and some people like to smoke coconut milk; Of course, more people like Lin Dong like to collect all, and no one can stop anyone.

If you have to let someone who only likes to suck milk gnaw a slightly sour green apple, it would be too much, "Lao Ge, you look like this, you naturally can't talk about feelings with beautiful women." It's completely different for a rich and handsome man like me, what a waste of feelings if you don't talk about it. ”

"It seems to be the same reason. I was also handsome when I was young, and I didn't need a ticket to pick up girls. Uncle Ge scratched his big bald head, "Bah! Free goods are actually better than collecting money, who to cry for this reason. ”

"If you don't work hard, the boss will be sad, who will let you only play when you are young." Lin Dong began to habitually run the train with his mouth full of nonsense.

"Ouch hey! We've gambled together, and we've seen how you fool that big water fish. Now don't think about opening the topic and fooling me, can you help or not? ”

Lin Dong shook his head slightly, dealing with this old Jianghu, I'm afraid he can't use the flickering Dafa anymore, "You can make it clear." If you don't say anything, you can ask if you can help? Our friendship hasn't come to that yet. ”

"You kid, talk about feelings when you ask me for help. Now that I'm looking for your help, I won't be able to do that. Lao Ge patted the thigh of the young beauty, "Little sister, do you say that this kid is bad." ”

"Speak as if you're not bad." The beauty pushed Uncle Ge and said, "I promised to help find a role in the grass, but now there is no shadow, and I still change the fancy style to the grass every day." ”

"Tut-tut, Lao Ge, you can't do this authentically." Lin Dong once again took the opportunity to talk nonsense and changed the topic, "And at your age, you have to be more leisurely." ”

"Okay, we're the same kind of people, it's not interesting to talk back and forth. I have a distant relative such as seven aunts and eight aunts, and I want to go to South Korea to develop, so I want you to see if it can be done? Is there a way? ”

Lin Dong was stunned, looking confused, and stretched out his hand to point to his handsome face, "You ask me if I have a way?" Figure it out, are you the big guy in the circle? I'm just a little shrimp, barely half an insider. ”

"It's useless to pretend to be a sling, it's really up to you. I don't bother to look up other details, but you're a composer who wrote several songs and dominated the charts for months; Having worked as a filmmaker, "Sunshine Sisters" set a box office record for small-budget films. These two are enough, what is the difficulty of you trying to praise yourself? ”

Lin Dong hadn't thought of a prevarication yet. The young beauty left Uncle Ge's side with a sigh, moved to Lin Dong on the other side of the nanny car, and blinked her fox eyes and discharged wildly.

"What do you mean?"

"Who is grass is not grass. Handsome guy, you praise me as a star, I'll let you play. The beauty took Lin Dong's big hand and put it on her chest, "And I don't want your silver." ”

Lin Dong and Uncle Ge looked at each other and looked at each other. There is such a thing as a festival, and there is a mountain and a mountain low.

"Driver stops." Lin Dong waited for the nanny car to stop, opened the car door, and threw the young girl out directly, "Fuck off, there are many girls who want me to grass, and there is no shortage of you." ”

The nanny car is on the road again, but the atmosphere has become a little weird. Uncle Ge felt embarrassed, Lin Dong felt embarrassed, Brother Dong was purely lying on the gun, and it was already very face-saving to refuse the temptation so decisively.

"Lao Ge, this matter ......"

"I don't blame you, the women you can buy with money are almost like this." Uncle Ge touched his bald head and sighed, "So when looking for a wife, you must not look for those who ask for money." ”

"Then there are few people in the country who can find a wife, and there are really not many women who marry without a bride price."

……

Without saying anything all the way, Uncle Ge took Lin Dong to the water's edge, unable to tell whether it was a river or a lake, but without the slightest wave, it would definitely not be the sea.

"Lao Ge, what kind of road is this? I just got off the plane and got into the water right away? Isn't it the all-encompassing Quanjude in the novel? As a bitter person with seafood allergies, Lin Dong really didn't want to eat on the boat.

"There are many people and cars in the capital, and there are many things; It's just that there are few quiet places. If you want to be quiet, you can only go into the water. Lao Ge waved his hand at a big boat in the distance, "Quanjude is there, and before you enter the box, you have to be surrounded by people." How could a star go to Quanjude? If you want to eat the roast duck there, let me bring it over. ”

"Then two. Eat one, pack one. Lin Dong doesn't know what politeness is at all, hypocrisy is not Dongge's style.

"Okay. I just like your temper. Let's talk about it on the boat. ”

The boat is not big or small, and a large round table can be placed in the middle, which is enough for banquets. The scenery on both sides of the strait is very extraordinary, with the simple and elegant decoration, there is a faint feeling of "flower boat" in ancient times. The people in the city really know how to play.

The middle-aged couple who had been waiting for a long time hurriedly got up to greet each other, greeting the cold and asking for warmth. Only a young man with the head of the plane and dressed in non-mainstream clothes sat in his place and shouted to Uncle Ge, "Uncle!" Then he continued to play with his phone with his head down. Dragged like "Brother Guanxi".

"Let me introduce you to you, this buddy's name is Lin Dong. Don't look at his youth, he is very mixed in Korea, one of the best composers and filmmakers. This time, I sincerely invited him to come from South Korea to see our 'Ge Xi'. ......" Uncle Ge began to flicker, touting Lin Dong and boasting about his merits, in short, it was a braggart.

The middle-aged couple was stunned by the flicker, and they toasted Lin Dong with all kinds of tea. The second-class young man named "Ge Xi" is really like "Brother Guanxi", still dragging wildly, keeping his head down and playing with his mobile phone.

"Lao Ge, what do you mean?" Lin Dong pointed to the young man, "This is the one who wants to go to South Korea?" ”

Before Uncle Ge could answer, the middle-aged woman spoke first.

"This kid wants to be a star from a young age. sent him to art school, but he did everything evil in fighting and picking up girls. Later, I wanted to send him to the army for reform, but I didn't expect that the conscription is strict now, and this kid has a fighting record and can't be a soldier. The middle-aged woman sniffed, "I heard that the Korean trainee is very good at disciplining people, so I want to send him over." Even if he can't be a star, he can help him change his stinky problems. ”

Lin Dong tried to hold back his laughter, this reason was absolutely unreasonable. In order to reform and be a new person, I have to send my child to be a trainee. In the eyes of middle-aged women, this trainee is probably no different from a prison.

"Ahem. Big brother and sister, are you determined to discipline your children? Lin Dong asked seriously.

"Of course. If you don't care about him anymore, you will only be able to see him in prison in the future. The middle-aged uncle threw the pot to the aunt, "It's all a loving mother and a loser, and she is used to him like this." ”

"Yikes! Why don't you educate yourself if you have the ability? Playing cards and playing women all day long......"

Halfway through the words, the middle-aged couple tore apart first, and for a while, the ground shook the mountains.

Uncle Ge, as the middleman, felt embarrassed, and slapped the table with a "bang" and lost his temper, "Shut up and listen to Lin Dong." ”

Lin Dong was not polite, and said directly: "I just want to ask: If I carry this matter, can I take care of this child?" ”

"Of course!"

"That'll do." Lin Dong walked to the side of the young man and directly grabbed his mobile phone and threw it into the water. "Discipline starts with communication. If you want to communicate, you can't ask for a mobile phone. ”

The second-class young man named Ge Xi was a barbaric master, how could he endure such a thing, and swung his fist directly at Lin Dong.

Then there was no then, Ge Xi was grabbed by Lin Dong by the collar and hung in the air, his feet kicking on the water, "Help, let go of me, I won't swim." Help me! ”

"You're letting me go? Are you sure? Lin Dong asked with a smile.

"Don't, don't. Pull me back into the boat and let me go. Ge Xi looked at the dark water below him, and for no reason he felt a chill.

"Two things. First, I don't need you to obey me. Second, if you don't accept it, you will be beaten until you obey. Lin Dong shook his hand and soaked Ge Xi in the water a few times like a hot pot, "Do you want to try it?" Guess I dare to throw you into the water? ”

The middle-aged couple and the young man didn't dare to guess, so they had to look at Uncle Ge for guidance.

"Lin Dong has already dropped a girl out of the car on the way here, well, young and beautiful girl. I guess he wouldn't mind throwing a boy into the water. Uncle Ge replied bluntly.

"I'll serve, I'll obey, I'll listen to you whatever you say, help." Ge Xi was intimidated.

"Wouldn't it have been like this sooner?" Lin Dong threw the young man back into the boat, "Drag it like 'Brother Guanxi', although you look a little alike and have some similar names, but you can't be too Guanxi, otherwise you will die." ”

"Yes." Ge Xi sat with his eyebrows lowered and pleasing to the eye, not daring to die at all.

"See, educating children is actually very simple." Lin Dong shrugged at the middle-aged couple, "I can't guarantee anything else, but it's no problem to be a trainee." Which company would you like him to go to? ”

"Han Geng's room. The one that is most likely to be popular among the Chinese. Although the middle-aged couple just wants their children to learn and correct well, they still have some ideas in their hearts.

"S.M? It's okay, I heard that there is a boy group called EXO in the pipeline, and I'll see if there's a chance to stuff people in. But you have to be mentally prepared, S.M company is the most sophisticated and the most expensive. The income of celebrities must be deducted first and then divided, and most of the artists in S.M have no salary in the first few years of their debut, and they are all negative assets. ”

"We know this that Han Geng was so poor that he left S.M and returned to China for development. We don't expect him to make money in South Korea either. ”

Lin Dong shook his head, pitying the hearts of his parents all over the world, "Okay." You first help him enroll in a crash course in Korean for a few months, and then come to me when he can communicate basically. ”

"Thank you!"

……

With Lin Dong's current status, it is not difficult to become a trainee. It's also fun to stuff a mine into S.M, but I don't know if there is a chance to detonate.

They are staggered and talkative. After eating and drinking, he finished talking about business, and Uncle Ge also fulfilled his promise and drove Lin Dong to the place where he specialized in doing improper things. (To be continued.) )