It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that the poison is thrown together, and the last one left is the king. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The number of trainees at various entertainment companies in Korea is unusually large. Through selection after selection, the star who can successfully debut and become popular is equivalent to the king who fights each other to the end. Whether it is poisonous or not, no one knows; But they certainly won't be good men and women.

There are only two people in the ladies locker room.

"Yura, do you know Lin Dong Oppa?" Although Zheng Xiujing is only a sixteen or seventeen-year-old high school girl, female school bully is not easy to fool. Meeting is a slap in the face, and it's strange if there is no story.

Jin Yarong took off his shirt and even took off his underwear, ready to choose a new underwear match according to the color of the "RM" team uniform. The proud figure adds a bit of domineering, "Know or don't know, does it have anything to do with you?" ”

Zheng Xiujing looked a little dry, this vixen's physical condition was too domineering, and it seemed to be more vigorous than her sister Da Mao. "I've known Lin Dong OPPA for a long time. He has a good relationship with my family, with all the people in my family. But I don't seem to have ever talked about you. ”

"Oh, is it? Actually, I don't know him very well. Jin Yarong straightened his chest and raised his buttocks and put on an S-shaped pose, "It's just that the woman is too beautiful, and there are always some bees buzzing around." Do you say yes? ”

Slightly looking down at the Xiaolongbao that had not yet been developed, Zheng Xiujing was a little frustrated. Fortunately, it is not himself who needs to fight for a man, but his own sister Zheng Damao, and the competitiveness is not bad, "Pure flower bones will not attract bees, only those bewitching evil flowers will attract bees and butterflies." It's more important for a woman to be beautiful. ”

"Your figure 11 abs are beautiful, pretty charming."

"It's a workout for good health."

"Oh, really?" Jin Yarong finished changing his clothes, took out his mobile phone to send and receive text messages, but his eyes never left Krystal, "I've changed, wait for you to go out together." ”

"I'm going to check the information first, too." Zheng Xiujing took out her mobile phone to report to her own Ernie, but the other party was too threatening.

……

Lin Dong and a few comic hosts stood under the scorching sun, waiting until the flowers were also thanked.

The two young and beautiful girls put on the "RM" team uniform, and finally covered the spring a little, after all, this is a show suitable for all ages.

"What are you two doing? Let everyone wait for a long time, come over and apologize to everyone. "Lin Dong's relationship with the "RM" gang doesn't need to nod his head, but the two girls are just little idols and have no qualifications to make others wait.

"I'm sorry for the delay, please forgive me." The two girls looked at each other and bowed at the same time.

"It's okay."

The face project has been done sufficiently. Lin Dong wrung out a plastic bag, full of cold drinks, "Drink some drinks to extinguish the fire, these two girls are coming to "RM" for the first time, and they don't understand that the time of the program team is precious." ”

Liu Zaishi was thoughtful, Min Xianyi specially asked to invite these two girls to "RM", and also set up a bureau to lure Lin Dong over. Everything shows that there is a story in it. And Lin Dong's behavior of taking care of people like this makes the problem even greater.

"Actually, I didn't have to wait long, with Lin Dong covering, it doesn't matter if you walk sideways in "RM", don't do this for other program groups. You know? ”

"Inside."

"Then why are you late?" After being serious for less than a moment, the powerful gossip attribute could not be hidden.

"I saw that Krystal's abs were beautiful, so I asked for advice." Kim Ah-young put his arm around Krystal's shoulders affectionately.

Krystal also put his arm around Jin Yarong's waist, "Ernie's figure is enviable, I asked Ernie for a recipe, so it's a little late." ”

"That's right, in the entertainment industry, the most important thing is this interpersonal relationship......" Liu Zaishi looked at Lin Dong's face and began to talk about experience.

The two girls glanced at each other secretly, and the electric light and sparks clattered in midair, and then responded sweetly: "Inside." We'll get along. ”

……

The quality of life of the people in Kimchi Country is quite poor, with long working hours, little sleeping time, high prices, and a high suicide rate. Well, the most important thing is that you can't afford to get married, and the adult unmarriage rate is more than 40%.

The living conditions are extremely hard, so the TV program has a political mission to promote an idea: our country is already the best, and other places are worse than us; So be content, and don't make trouble.

The reason why "RM" can be popular in Asia is not only because of the excellent quality of the program. A big reason is that this show does not deliberately belittle foreign countries to elevate South Korea.

After replenishing the water, everyone took the cable car in batches and began the official shooting task, [Climb the Great Wall!] 】

Several aerial photography machines "buzzed" into the blue sky to record the grandeur of the Great Wall, so that the people of the "cosmic country" can see what a big project is.

Although Lin Dong is Chinese, it is also the first time to set foot on the Great Wall, taking two women to touch and see, and three curious babies came to the first mission point.

Turnback Mission: A task point every few hundred meters, you can return if you complete it, and if you don't complete it, you need to walk to the next mission point. Stretch infinitely until it's done.

The three of them looked at each other, and as far as they could see, they couldn't see where the end of the Great Wall was. If the task is not completed, will you have to go all the way to the end of the world?

Lin Dong: "What is the mission here?" ”

Choreographer: "Kick the shuttlecock, once for each team member, and the accumulation reaches 30 times, which is considered a success." ”

"No problem, right?"

"It's only ten strokes per person, and we can turn back to the first mission location."

……

With good intentions, the façade long-legged Yura is the first to appear. A few casual leg warm-up exercises with waist and hip lifting made the scene sound of "coo-goo-goo" spitting and saliva, attracting all eyes.

"Huh!" 's coquettish snort was full of momentum, and the jade hand was thrown, the long legs were stretched, and the air was kicked!

The crowd of onlookers had black lines on their faces, and a large flock of crows flew by at low altitude.

"Warm up, just warm up; I didn't kick it, I don't count it. Yura held her heart in her hands and looked at the choreographer pitifully, "Do it again, is it okay?" ”

The choreographer had no choice but to nod his head in agreement.

“yeah！” Yura, who succeeded in cheating, was more prepared and experienced this time, so she kicked the shuttlecock and then there was no more.

The shuttlecock flew out of the Great Wall with a "boom" and rushed towards the mountains, the first person on the earth to kick the shuttlecock out of the Great Wall.

Yura wanted to cry without tears, lying pitifully on the castle tower, looking for the remains of Shuttlecock-kun.

"Hahaha......" The audience did not have the slightest pity for the jade, and burst into laughter. The embarrassed girl who shows the comic attribute is even more funny, waving her hands wildly, kicking under her feet, and dancing with her crazy demons.

"The departure of the shuttlecock is the pursuit of the wind, not that you don't keep it." Lin Dong patted Jin Yarong on the shoulder and comforted him very literarily.

"Humph!" patted off the salty pig hand on the shoulder, and made up for the flying knife with another look, Jin Yarong shook Lin Dong's face.

The embarrassed girl who saw everything in her eyes smiled even more cheerfully, "Ho ho ho ho~~"

"Laugh what a laugh! It's your turn. Lin Dong looked embarrassed and had to change the topic.

"No problem, voila." Zheng Xiujing didn't say much, and she didn't do anything to warm up. Directly "pop pop" kick, the action is not standardized, but the shuttlecock just obediently rises and falls.

My father is a boxer, my mother is a gymnast, and the inherited athletic talent is too unnatural to make the onlookers dumbfounded. Lin Dong was even more deeply suspicious that the sports scum Zheng family's big hair Jessica was picked up from the street.

The other two teams waiting in line quit. When the count reached "20", Lee Kwang-so, who was favored by the god of variety shows, performed a stunt and performed the snake spirit disease giraffe dance that "has always been imitated and never surpassed".

"Ahaha~~" Zheng Xiujing, who had an excessively low laugh, became funny in seconds, followed Yura's footsteps, and became the second woman to kick the shuttlecock out of the Great Wall.

"Yayaya~~" Miss Yu Jing still shook her hands and stomped her feet, happy and depressed in one action, it was really funny.

The onlookers can't manage so much, and it's the coolest to watch the beauties come out.

"Well done."

"Beautiful, Kwang-so, you've made a meritorious service."

……

"Let's go to the next mission point." Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, he was still too big to fight against the "RM" gang with no lower limit.

"Why? OPPA hasn't tried to kick yet. It's only ten hits away from completion, and OPPA is so stakes, it's definitely fine. Zheng Xiujing has already heard many legends about Lin Dong's ability to fight, and she has also seen several crazy performances on TV shows.

"Don't even dare to try, hum, no cowards." Yura coldly mended the knife, and there was something in the words, if there was something to say.

"Then let's try." Lin Dong fired a powerful volley, and the shuttlecock hit Lee Kwang-so's crotch like a cannonball, "I have never kicked the shuttlecock once, but I have never lost when I play with others." ”

"Woo!!" Lee Kwang-so covered his hands and curled to the ground like shrimp. This is not a shuttlecock kick, but a kick person, who would dare to play with you.

The scene was strangely cold, until Lin Dong took the lead in leaving and walked to the next task point. Only then did the onlookers wake up and mend the knife to Lee Kwang-so, gloating.

……

The second task point is to play with thousand-character texts such as "Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang, Universe Flood". Lin Dong is naturally no difficulty; Jin Yarong learned a little bit of Confucian culture when he was a child, and there is no problem; The American-born Zheng Xiujing became a big question, and she replied with ABCD blindness.

Third, fourth, task points...... Along the way, all kinds of loopholes have emerged one after another.

"You're deliberately teasing me, aren't you? If it goes on like this, it won't be able to finish in the dark. Before coming to the first task point, Lin Dong felt that he needed to rectify the morale of the army.

"Yura's Oni's problem."

"I don't know who answered the ABCD."

"Don't even say it, this mission level is just a time-limited run. Simple and straightforward! Lin Dong turned around and looked at Zheng Xiujing, "Are you confident?" ”

"Of course! I'm a woman who can win a championship when she first learns to skate, and running is a small case. ”

Zheng Xiujing and Bruce Lee were possessed, wiped their noses, and looked arrogant; Then Yu Jing was so angry by the sight that she became amused in seconds.

Lin Dong walked up to Yura and squatted down, and said, "I'll carry you!" (To be continued.) )