The divorce rate refers to the proportion of new divorces and new marriages within a year. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

This is a valuable statistic, as it only counts the most recent year, and does not look at the old history.

The separation rate in many European and American countries has exceeded 50%, and the conservative China is close to 30%, and some developed cities are even more than 50%.

Sorry, you read that right! This is the marriage of the new age.

Lin Dong stared at the computer screen, repeatedly confirming that he was not mistaken. I have mixed feelings in my heart, like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping. Thinking about divorce on the first day of marriage, it doesn't seem to be a shocking non-mainstream, and I'm not alone.

"Master, don't look at the webpage. It's your turn to choose a hero! The video game girl Soya complained dissatisfiedly: "A big master like me takes you in a double row, and I don't know how to cherish it." ”

I haven't played lol for a long time, and I haven't played the positioning of the new season, Lin Dong is a pink and tender newcomer, and there is no right to fill the position on the fifth floor.

"No one took the order?"

"The enemy chooses the crocodile to go on the road in seconds, of course no one on our side wants to go on the road to be beaten and resist the pressure." Soya rolled her eyes wildly, "Master, you haven't played for too long, you're outdated." Choose a stone man to go on the road to resist pressure. When my little Anne is level six, I'll take you and pretend to fly you. ”

Lin Dong shook his head and smiled silently. No matter how good it is, it's not as good as playing a game. The more new the version, the more familiar Lin Dong is. One "new" hero after another, full of memories. Banishing Blade... Raven, it's you.

"Master, how did you choose this new hero?" Soya, who was about to win or lose, frowned, "Alas, this hero is a vase, and it's not good to look good and fight." Alas, squat under the tower and don't give away heads, wait for me to save you. ”

Lin Dong still laughed and said nothing, bought a pair of straw sandals and two bottles of red medicine for Raven and went to the front line.

"Master, what are you doing?! Is this going to die? Go out with straw sandals, ...... than the enemy"

“first-blood！”

The chime of the first kill to take a blood sounded without warning.

Soya looked at Rui Wenwen, who was selling cuteness on the screen, completely confused, and opened her mouth to lose her ability to speak.

"The day the broken sword is reforged, when the knight returns!" Lin Dong looked at the platinum ring on his ring finger and added: "No freedom, no freedom, no freedom, put on the shackles, and the otaku will return to his place." ”

"What? I don't understand. ”

Who knows the bitterness in my heart? Lin Dong shook his head helplessly, "It means: your master, after all, is your master." No matter how long it is deserted, it can still beat you. Big master? Tut-tut, little apprentice only. ”

Soya's anger swelled up, and she almost popped the mouse, but she was speechless. I had to focus on the game, play 200% of my strength, and try to get back on the field.

And then there was no then.

Meng Da Ruiwen Wen Wen shined in Lin Dong's hand, and the "speed of light QA" strength that does not belong to this era slapped her face.

In less than twenty minutes, Raven, who was holding a broken sword, fought five at a time, vertical and horizontal, and had no opponent. Beat the enemy to the point where they don't even have a chance to surrender.

Take the win and once again enter the long queue.

Soya walked behind Lin Dong, pinched his shoulders and beat his back, and was courteous.

"Master, teach me how to use Raven. Please~~"

"Hmph..."

"I knew I was wrong. You're the big master, I'm just a little apprentice! "This time, Soya served.

"Look at the mood, watch for a few days and see how you do." Lin Dong stretched his waist, "You haven't been looking for me for a long time, have you?" As an apprentice, I completely failed. ”

"Eh, you can't blame me for this! You weren't married before, and my uncle wouldn't let me come to you all the time; Now that you're married, it doesn't matter. Not afraid of gossip. ”

Soya's straightforward answer was like sprinkling salt on a wound.

The words "married" come with an infinite loop, repeated and repeated in the mind.

Lin Dong threw away the mouse in his hand, lit a cigarette, and stared at the university road outside the window in a daze.

When you are single, no matter how much you mess with the relationship between men and women, it is just a personal matter. After getting married, there is a professional term "cheating", which represents going beyond secular morality and ethics and deviating from the normal track.

Brother Dong is such an undisciplined person, and he only flirts with Han Jiaren three or four times, all because she is a "married woman", even if it is in name.

The girls can barely accept the "unmarried" Lin Dong. What now? "The phone you made can't be connected!"

Putting on the ring is like entering the grave and saying goodbye to the world of flowers and flowers in the past.

That's the reality!

"Master, let's fight!"

Lin Dong shook his head, sighed and spit out smoke rings thinking about life, a little envious of soya, a single-celled organism, simple and carefree.

"Soya, have you ever been in love?"

"Of course!"

"Who? Can you tell us about it? ”

Soya was unceremonious, and said with a big grin: "It's you, Master." ”

"Ahem, cough~~" Lin Dong was almost choked to death, frowning and looking at Soya.

"It's not the current master, it's the former sling Lin Dong who didn't have the money to take a taxi!" Soya also dropped the mouse, walked to the window, opened her heart, and spoke her heart openly.

"Why? It is human nature to hate the poor and love the rich. I'm so much better mixed now than before, why am I not liked anymore? ”

Soya tilted her head and thought about it for a while, but she still couldn't think of a suitable answer, and she stomped her feet in irritation.

"I'm not a philosopher, and I don't know how to answer these questions. In short, I only like the simple slings in the past, and I don't like the current villain Lin Dong. ”

"People always have to grow up. No one will hang the silk for a lifetime. Lin Dong remembered his own experience, full of emotion, "A mentality to live to old age, that is impossible to drop." Novels like that are all foolishness. ”

"So some people won't be by your side all the time, and they won't be white-headed together." Soya complained bluntly, "A year ago, the fat fox and the thin fox were in the hospital ward every day, guarding you. What now? ”

The corners of Lin Dong's mouth twitched, his eyebrows jumped wildly, and he was very angry with the disobedient apprentice.

"Ravenwen's skills, don't count on it."

"Yikes! Master, I was wrong. Give it another chance. ”

……

On the first day of marriage, many brothers who had not been in touch for a long time called and sent messages. The content is all the same meaning, congratulations on the surface, and ridicule on the inside. Welcome to the moral cage.

The girls who were in constant contact all broke off contact.

Is this temporary or permanent? Lin Dong couldn't say for sure, he only knew that his new identity was very unaccustomed.

Fear and confusion. Throwing yourself into the online world as if you were running away.

"One more game!"

"Master, don't play anymore." Soya cried and mourned, and took the initiative to play a game with the master, but became forced to masturbate. The mentality is completely different, "Go home early!" ”

"Alas, I was suddenly very optimistic about the prospects of this Internet café. I finally understand the feelings of those Azexi who are reluctant to go home after work. ”

"Go back, you're not Azexi yet!" (To be continued.) )