Chapter 0031 - Stirring the Yellow
"Chen Gongzi, please stay! Please stay! ”
Chen Tianyang didn't take two steps with the young man, and a few shouts came from behind him, and then a team of forbidden soldiers rushed up hula, surrounding the two of them.
The two eunuchs, one old and one young, came up panting and bowed: "Gongzi Chen, Your Majesty has summoned you!" ”
"Damn, summon me to dry my hair?"
Chen Tianyang refused without thinking about it, and said, "You two go back and tell him, my son is very busy now, and I don't have time to pay attention to him!" ”
"Uh, this ......"
The two eunuchs immediately stood on the spot, if someone else said such a thing, it would be a direct end of killing, but Li Erma ordered, Chen Tianyang is a distinguished guest, no matter what method is used to invite him back to the palace, in short, you can't be rude to him.
But the surrounding forbidden soldiers and the onlookers didn't know the situation, they suddenly stared at him with wide eyes one by one, and the fierce appearance was really scared to death!
Even the young man who led the way hurriedly returned the silver to him, and then said that he would not lead the way.
At this moment, Chen Tianyang finally deeply realized the status of Li Erma's status in the hearts of these Tang Dynasty subjects, which is simply a brainless fan...... It seems that he has to go back to the palace tonight, but unfortunately his plan to visit the Qinglou for the first time was stillborn.
Reluctantly, he followed the two old eunuchs to the Ganlu Palace, and happened to see Li Ermaxi and an old man with a long beard talking and laughing, he was immediately unhappy, and he didn't bother to say hello, so he found a place to sit down.
The long-bearded old man's eyes narrowed slightly, and his eyes circled around him, making him uncomfortable.
"Your Majesty, what are you looking for me, if you don't say anything, I'll leave!"
Li Erma's face darkened, and he was very dissatisfied: "Chen Tianyang, last time you promised me to stay in Datang for a few days, why did you leave without saying a word?" ”
"Well, last time I had an urgent matter, and it was a big night, so I didn't dare to disturb Your Majesty!"
Chen Tianyang's attitude finally improved a little, and Li Erqi quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and said very generously: "Since this is the case, then I won't blame you...... But today you came to my Tang Dynasty, why did you slip out of the palace without saying a word? Shouldn't you say hello to me? ”
"Uh, is it possible that this son will go to the Qinglou and find a beautiful woman to say hello to His Majesty?"
Li Erma's face turned dark again when he just recovered, and he said with a straight face: "You, how can you be willing to fall?" ”
"I'm just solving a physiological problem, can I make a fuss about it?"
Chen Tianyang squinted and glanced at Li Er's majesty, and said angrily: "Now that the good things have been disturbed by His majesty, then I won't stay more, goodbye!" ”
"Wait......"
Fortunately, Li Erma's skills were agile, and he jumped to Chen Tianyang's side and grabbed him, and said, "Isn't it just looking for a woman, I will help you find it!" ”
"Uh, Your Majesty...... Men and men don't kiss! ”
Chen Tianyang was very disgusted and pulled away Li Erma's dragon claws, and said with a dark face: "My son's interest has been exhausted, and he is still looking for a fart!" ”
"Okay, then I owe you a beauty......"
Li Ermaxi didn't want to be cheeky, and said unrelentingly: "I found you the most beautiful woman in the world, what do you think?" ”
To be honest, Chen Tianyang was really a little moved, but seeing Li Er's majesty breathing in such a low voice, there must be something to ask for himself.
"Hehe, since His Majesty is so sincere, then Ben Gongzi is not welcome!"
As expected, Li Er's majesty hurriedly summoned Wang De, the personal eunuch, took Aipaide and handed it to Chen Tianyang, and said, "Chen Tianyang, show me quickly, why doesn't this treasure light up?" ”
It turned out that Chen Tianyang was in too much of a hurry that night, and he forgot to give Li Erma a solar charger, and of course it didn't light up after Apade ran out of power, but it contained various crop planting techniques, which was equivalent to his grand ambition, could he not be in a hurry?
"It's out of power, of course it's not on!"
Chen Tianyang pursed his lips, waved out a solar charger, and said, "Here you go...... This is a solar charger, this baby is not lit up like this, just connect it, take it to the sun and dry it for a few hours! ”
He demonstrated while talking, and Li Erqi finally breathed a sigh of relief, he thought it was broken, so he also cut down a eunuch who was specially guarding Aipaide.
The old man next to him came up at some point, stroked his beard and said, "Young man, what is a solar charger?" ”
At this time, Li Er's majesty introduced it in hindsight: "Chen Tianyang, this is my right-hand man Fang Xuanling, do you know it?" ”
A generation of famous Fang Xuanling? Chen Tianyang's eyes lit up, and he clasped his fists and saluted: "It turned out to be Lord Fang, it's really a long time to look up!" ”
"Chen Tianyang, why haven't I seen you so respectful to me?"
Li Er was decisively unhappy, but he didn't expect Chen Tianyang to come directly: "I call respecting the old and loving the young, may I ask if Your Majesty is young or old?" ”
"Disrespectful, disrespectful!"
Fang Xuanling replied with a fist cup, and then looked at Li Er, who was deflated, and smiled sincerely, saying that His Majesty's mind was getting wider and wider.
Subsequently, he pulled the topic back to the previous question and asked: "Chen Gongzi, please also solve the doubts in the old man's heart, what is a solar charger?" ”
Chen Tianyang scratched the back of his head and explained speechlessly: "A solar charger is actually a device that converts solar energy into electricity, understand?" ”
"So what is solar energy? What is electricity? ”
"Uh, this...... Solar energy can be understood as sunlight, and electrical energy can be understood as lightning! ”
Anyone can understand these problems in modern times, but if you really want to explain them clearly, I'm afraid that if you are not a professional, you can't really do it, at least Chen Tianyang can't explain it clearly.
He didn't want to continue to study these low IQ problems with Fang Xuanling here, so he left such a three-year-old child's explanation and ran away.
Li Ermaxi had long been accustomed to Chen Tianyang's elusive methods, so it was not strange, but Fang Xuanling was so frightened that he took several steps back.
Seeing his embarrassment, Li Erxi finally found a sense of accomplishment, and laughed: "Fang Qing, do you know my helplessness now?" ”
Fang Xuanling originally thought that Li Ermaxi had been deceived, and recently he entered the palace every day to warn him, until he saw this scene with his own eyes, and finally understood Li Erma's mood.
"Your Majesty, can this object really convert sunlight into lightning?"
Looking at the solar charger left by Chen Tianyang, questions began to circulate in his mind again, but unfortunately Chen Tianyang had disappeared.
Li Erma's eyes narrowed slightly, weighing the solar charger in his hand, and he was also horrified in his heart.
"It should be true!"