232. Tanuki Cat Not Cat [I]
Summary of the previous situation: Zhao Jue, the king of Xiangyang, rebelled, and the official family sacrificed the golden dragon to suppress it, but unexpectedly was attacked by the golden dragon and received internal injuries, and it would not be good if it was not for three, four or five months. The courtiers rolled their eyes in their hearts, only to watch the official family pretend to be sick while following Bao Zheng, who was appointed as the governor of the imperial history, and the remaining Eight Sages King, who was at the top of the list of suspects of the official family's fathers, # Zi Debt Father Repayment # acted as the acting of the government.
Originally, I thought that the official family might really sneak away until the Chinese New Year and come back - yes, they know that there are still seven months before the Chinese New Year, and it is strange that it will happen to the official family or something for seven months if they don't go to the court? ββBut I didn't expect the official family to come back after only a month from the palace, and brought back a Westerner, saying that he would become the queen. The civil and military officials collectively lost their voices at the moment, looking at the Westerners brought back by the officials, and suddenly wanted to call the imperial doctor to come to the official family to see the ophthalmology, saying that the good appearance was as beautiful as a flower?
What the hell is going on, isn't the official family who is the most beautiful in Bianliang determined to find a girl or mother who looks better than himself to be the queen? Why did all the rules set up overnight be left behind, is it really the giant wheel of love that will open as soon as it is said?
Wait, the focus is on the aesthetics of the official family and not on the queen, is she a crooked nut? Of course, if this crooked nut is really a 'she'.
This love story is about to start with the official family going out on patrol with Master Bao-
- This Westerner, she, he is the consulting criminal Moriarty who has come all the way to find a husband!
That's long enough, right? It's enough of a god turn, right? What's even more interesting is that Moriarty didn't come to his boyfriend for the first time after coming to the Central Plains from England, and now he is Gu Qing, the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, who is above tens of thousands of people, but has an inferiority complex, no, he is full of interest and returns to his old business, and wants to give his boyfriend a surprise of love.
The return to the old business here refers not only to Moriarty becoming a criminal and planning crimes against his boyfriend's people, but also that he is disguised as a woman again, and he is much more undisciplined than his boyfriend in this regard. No, did Moriarty ever this thing?
Gu Qing didn't know about this matter, didn't he have Zhan Zhaozhan Royal Cat, and Bai Yutang and Bai Wuye were beautiful with flowers. Before meeting his main palace, they were encountering a case. This is normal, given that Gu Qing seems to have started the mode of going wherever there is a murder after leaving the palace, not to mention that there is also a Qingtian master Bao Zheng, this is even more powerful, there are people who stop the sedan chair and shout injustice wherever he goes. Where is the abnormality, when they catch the murderer, the murderer says that someone else taught him to do it.
"Your quibbles are really not convincing." Bai Yutang leaned against the door frame and said lazily.
"I believe him," the official began, his expression very strange, and he glanced at the murderer lightly, "Look at him, he has low self-esteem, low IQ, and his life is not long - yes, life is not long, do you feel a pinprick pain in your lower abdomen in the middle of the night lately - would a man like him have the ability and brain to plan such an ingenious crime?" It was clear that someone was helping him. Oh, ignore me, this is stupid, I'm going out and breathe in the smart air. β
Bao Zheng: "......" official, aren't we so #loving the people like a son#!
Zhanzhao: "......" What is this? After often using the wrong idiom, now even the general vocabulary is used incorrectly.
Gongsun Ce didn't say a word, he stepped forward to give the prisoner a pulse, and after a while, he said with a somewhat tangled expression: "I'm terminally ill, and I don't have a few days to live." β
Prisoner: "......!!" β
Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, he wasn't too surprised that the official family was right again, in the past month, they had really seen the official family's judgment like a god, but the official family's previous expression was a little wrong.
It's not just a little wrong, it's just very wrong, Gu Qing has also lived too many days in peace (single) and easy, and he hasn't thought about this aspect of this case until now. Or maybe he had thought about the sense of disobedience, but reason told him not to take it seriously, and Gu Qing had secretly thought about this exquisite case, which only happened in his thinking palace, or he didn't control it himself, and committed it himself. Now it seems that he is indeed a good person, cough, there are really people who are not well-behaved.
Gu Qing already had the answer in his heart, the corners of his mouth had already curled up first, and in an instant, Yin Ziyan was all over the place, and then ...... There was another handkerchief and melon fruit, and among them, a red apple smashed into Gu Qing's hand very accurately, and this is not a complete apple, there are still traces of gnawing on it, and it is still very pretentious "I [heart] U" shape.
Gu Qing suddenly revealed... Extremely disgusted expression, but he also has a mouth and a righteous body, disgust is disgust, but he still accurately found the red apple that was thrown to him... Woman.
When Gu Qing saw Moriarty, who was dressed as an ancient foreign noblewoman, and his boyfriend, he turned around expressionlessly and was about to walk out.
"Little Honey, don't you like the surprise I have in store for you?" Moriarty's brows furrowed, and he made an expression of #Xizi Heart#, "Or did you find yourself in my absence, well, two goldfish?" Sure enough, there are new people who forget the old people-" It was still like an exaggerated tone like a stage play, and it was still such a sweet tone, Gu Qing didn't go out anymore, and turned around... Just don't look at his boyfriend's extraordinary outfit now, not only that, but he also showed a smile that captivates the country and the city: "They are not goldfish, if I had to say, I would say that they are koi." β
"Good, very good." Moriarty raised his voice, and the next moment he picked up the hem of his skirt and walked to the window, as if he was going to be heroic, no, to jump off a hundred times. The big wet eyes really gathered big tears, and I read a poem very casually: "If you are ruthless, I will leave-"
Gu Qing only raised his eyebrows when he was about to jump off the building, and said ruthlessly: "The Chinese language is very standard, congratulations." β
Moriarty's tears are said to be gone, said to accept it, listening to Gu Qing say this, he blinked and shed tears and threw a wink at Gu Qing, "People are not for you as a wronged family~" Well, he really has a good grasp of Chinese.
In this regard, Gu Qing rolled his eyes under his nose, and then said very coldly: "Why don't you jump?" I'm waiting for you to jump and fall through the streets. β
Moriarty was really annoyed this time, he... Jumping inside, then jumping on his boyfriend with his cumbersome skirt, biting Gu Qing's earlobe angrily, using his little tiger teeth, until there was a rusty smell in his mouth, he let go with satisfaction, "Remember, little honey?" Seeing a little bit of blood, this is my taste~" He stretched out his tongue, and the tip of his tongue gently swept over the side of Gu Qing's neck, making Gu Qing tremble slightly sensitively, and his breathing was a little uneven.
Moriarty didn't miss his boyfriend's reaction, well, he's really proud this time.
So with this fox who was killed halfway, Gu Qing, who was the emperor, was very #Love Jiangshan and love beauties#, and he didn't follow Bao Zheng's team to continue to patrol. Why do you think that "love the country and love the beauty more" is weird here, then change it to a more acceptable statement, the reason why Gu Qing followed Bao Zheng on patrol was just that he was bored in the palace, and now that Moriarty is here, he has found new fun: Throughout history, no emperor of that session would appoint a woman with foreign blood as the queen, and the foreigners here are not only referring to ethnic minorities, but also Westerners on the other side of the sea on the other side of the sky. Gu Qing has always been willing to try something that has set a precedent.
Therefore, the official family mentioned above brought back a wild flower from outside and wanted to be made the queen.
It's a pity that Gu Qing's decades of tuning and teaching have overcorrected the civil and military officials of the Great Song Dynasty, so that their first thought is not "The emperor thinks twice", "Your Majesty is absolutely impossible", "How can you be worthy of your ancestors and ancestors in doing this", but "Official, have you fed the dogs with your aesthetics", "Where is she so good-looking, "Is this the so-called #Family flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers#?" β
- But no, since the official family has reached the age of marriage, the courtiers and the Eight Sages King are not heartbroken for the marriage of the official family, for the queen, and for the sake of the country. The official family itself is as beautiful as a flower, so the concubine naturally can't be ugly, but there is really no one in Bianliang City who can find someone who is more beautiful than the official family. So the marriage of the official family was delayed, the official family is now twenty-five, the harem is still empty, I don't know how many old ministers went to the temple to cry Zhenzongβ after the rebellion of King Xiangyang, the old ministers also realized that their tears were in vain.
This is not the point, the point is that the official family has found such an ugly one now (relatively speaking, there is a great difference between Chinese and Western aesthetics), which makes the courtiers who are almost the beauty pageants of the Song Dynasty embarrassed! This, this is simply #Flowers are inserted in cow dung#, and their own good cabbage is called a pig arch, and I can't bear it. However, before the ministers could learn from the pain and want to advise, the official said: "Hey, no one objected? How so? β
Yes, there was a strong dissatisfaction in the tone of the official, which doesn't seem right, right? And the official also said: "As for this queen, I have made up my mind, but each of you must advise and oppose it, otherwise it will be so meaningless." β
Courtiers: "......" can still play like this? Great, the official family is still the maverick to the official family with no friends, and no one has been made a demon! But think about it, the official family has a golden dragon to protect him, how can he dare to get close, no. However, whoever asked the official family to bring back a Westerner, who knows what moths they want over there, #δΈζδΈδΈε°±ζδΈδΈ#δΉ. Now that it is certain that there is no problem with the official family, as for the admonition, then advise, and the pen will be played.
It seems that the focus of the courtiers has deviated again, but some people in it have deviated in a different direction than others, that is, we think we know the truth and think that the official family is the true dragon in the sky who came down to protect the Song Dynasty, and was stamped by other courtiers as the "world's largest tail wolf".
The Eight Sages King wondered, the official family is a real dragon descending to the earth, and it is easy to understand that the queen is not a queen and does not accept a concubine, after all, the races are different (?) How to fall in love is not. But now the official family wants to appoint a Westerner as the queen, it seems that he is still iron-hearted, what is the reason? Could it be that Westerners are also the reincarnation of some kind of immortals? Think about the dragon and phoenix Chengxiang again, is it a phoenix descending to earth? But why did he become a Westerner?
The puzzled Eight Sages King had to talk to the officials alone after the court meeting. Unexpectedly, there was another wave of scorching light on his back: it is a lifelong event related to the official family, of course the eighth prince has to talk to the official family, but he is the father of the official family, and some old ministers want to cry for some reason, #ηζ©δΈεε »ζ©#, the first emperor, if you have any knowledge, go to the eight sages to settle accounts.
The Eight Sages: "......"
The Eight Sages King's always elegant bearing can't be maintained, but it is really a lifelong event related to the official family, as well as the Jiangshan Sheji of the Great Song Dynasty, how can he not ask clearly.
The official family of the Eight Sages King who had a private meeting in the imperial study said his questions very straightforwardly.
The official stared at the Eight Sages King who couldn't be blocked after his brain was opened for a moment, and then laughed coldly: "Eighth Uncle, I really love you (imagination)." β
The Eight Sages Wang Sheng was so enthusiastic by the official family that he almost had a myocardial infarction and had a cerebral hemorrhage.
The official gave a big sweet jujube with a hammer, and he took out the world map to show the strong Eighth Prince, and said meaningfully: "Whether my queen is a Westerner, or a Westerner who is the reincarnation of the phoenix as the eighth uncle said, look at the current territory of my Great Song Dynasty, and then think about the outside world is so big, isn't it just waiting for us to conquer?" The official family also muttered something, probably Western, the Eight Sages King doesn't know Western Chinese, but the official sweet dates are very thorough, and the Eight Sages King, who loves the country and his family, suddenly settled down.
Just as she was about to leave, Mo Niangniang, a woman from the official family (?) When they arrived, the people were crooked, much more enthusiastic than the official family, and called the official family "baby" in Chinese, and then in front of the Eight Sages King, the two official families were dismissed.
The Eight Sages King Mu Ran walked out, and when he crossed the threshold, he was still walking on the ground, if it weren't for the inner supervisor Wang Lin who quickly supported the Eight Sages King, the Eight Sages King would have fallen into a dog and gnawed on the air. Wang Lin showed a look of understanding on his face, the Eight Sages King really didn't know what to say, he had to go back to the palace quietly.
Mo Niangniang (?) Showing the cunning of the success of the prank, he looked at the world map taken out by the official with half-squinted eyes, and said a sentence that was exactly the same as the Latin that his boyfriend had muttered earlier: "I come, I see, I conquer." β
ββThe two of them are united, but isn't it #I come, I see, I conquer#, I think there is nothing to say, you stand up to the world.