"Alright, get out of the way. ”

Yu Sheng greeted them, picked up a small bamboo pole, and beat dates on the jujube tree.

Others were beating dates under the tree, and he was on the tree, waving the bamboo pole, and the dates rained down for a while.

The Chu Ci below had already hid in the distance, but they were inevitably affected, and Zhou Jiufeng was smashed on the head with a date.

"Hey, Shopkeeper Yu, be careful. Zhou Jiufeng rubbed his head and said, while throwing the smashed jujube into his mouth and biting it hard.

Yu Sheng stopped and smiled: "It's not to blame me, it's only that you are too fat and too big." ”

"By the way, Sister Feng, have you gained weight again?" Yu Sheng said on the tree, looking at Chu Ci and Zhou Jiuzhang for confirmation.

Between life and conscience, they chose to be blind, "Are you fat, are you not fat." Several people said together.

"I feel fat. Only Zhuang Zisheng's words are different from everyone else.

"Hey, it's still Zhuangzi who is honest. Yu Sheng said appreciatively.

"But it's prettier, it's more fleshy. Zhuang Zisheng said again.

"Go, when will you be blind in your eyes", said Yu Sheng, and continued to beat dates.

Don't be afraid where you can't hit it, because there is a monkey in the tree.

The monkey had been brought from the tree for the rest of his life, and now he was doing odd jobs under him for the rest of his life, and his wages were just some fruit or food.

Last time, Yu Sheng brought some peanuts to make snacks, drove the ox cart to the foot of the tree tree, and when the monkey picked the fruit of the tree, he saw that it was doing a good job, and rewarded it with a few peanuts, and since then, it has been eyeing the rest of his life.

The next day, when the door was opened at dawn, Yu Sheng was surprised to see a large pile of wood fruits in front of the door, all of which were brought by this monkey.

The intention is self-evident, for peanuts.

At that time, the monkey was still timid, but after repeated temptations, when the people in the town did not harm it, he became more and more bold.

I often come to the inn to find a job to do, although it is mostly a disservice.

But for the sake of its face of picking peaches from the peach forest and picking fruits from the tree to the inn, he reluctantly accepted it as a supernumerary member of the inn for the rest of his life, and named it lunch.

At that time, Ye Zigao was still opposed, "Lunch?!What is this name, why not Wukong?"

The people in the town are very affectionate with the name Wukong, although the rest of the Journey to the West only talks about a beginning.

"What do you know", Yu Sheng said at the time, "Lunch is the son of Goku, according to legend, collect all seven dragons..."

"Ahem", he stopped, the dragon ball, as soon as he heard it, it was in the dragon's body.

For the safety of future children and grandchildren, it is better not to say it, "It's very powerful anyway." ”

"It's amazing. Ye Zigao pointed to the lunch behind Yu Sheng, "Look, Xiaobai wants to eat it." ”

Yu Sheng turned around and saw the monkey obediently squatting on the ground, peeling peanuts in his hands, and the little white fox knocking on the monkey's head, thinking thoughtfully about something.

Yu Sheng was busy and took the little white fox away, "You are really a foodie genius, you actually want to eat monkey heads." ”

"Can the monkey head be second?" the little white fox was surprised, she was just thinking about the lion's mane mushroom according to the monkey head.

"Sir mentioned that lion's mane mushrooms are delicious, but I don't know how monkey's head is?"

At lunch, this fool, when the little white fox said this, he stupidly followed and begged for peanuts.

Now in the gap between beating dates, I will peel a peanut from time to time for lunch and taste it, and then take a small stick and beat the fish that have slipped through the net one by one.

Yu Sheng looked very satisfied, and I have to say that a few peanuts can send lunch away, and this transaction is worth it.

......

For the rest of their lives, when they were picking up dates to their heart's content, they welcomed a group of guests at the "Demon Inn" in the inconspicuous corner of the city that never sleeps.

"Boss, there's a new inn here. A black ko-headed monster said, pointing to the inconspicuous inn sign.

"I'll take a look", another yellow kobold holding a small milk dog, standing in front of the inn, looking up at the inn signboard.

"There's a feminine inn, hey, this name is so hey", the yellow dog demon said: "There are many women in this inn, go, go in and have a look." ”

He raised his feet to leave, and another kobold with buckteeth next to him said, "Chief, that Nian demon is not a woman..."

"Smack", halfway through the words, the yellow dog demon slapped the bucktooth on the body, "Don't talk if you don't have knowledge, next to the female character, read the girl, is there a mistake?"

The black dog demon nodded hurriedly, "That's right, that's right, boss, please, the inn hasn't paid the protection fee yet." ”

"How do I feel like you're sarcastic about me?" the yellow dog demon looked at him.

"No, absolutely not. The black dog demon hurriedly straightened his head manually.

Only then did the yellow dog demon let him go.

He looked at the inn, "Now some demons, I don't know how to make a little bit before opening a store, it's really demonic." ”

He sighed and stepped into the inn.

The inn door was open, and the lobby inside was so small that it didn't even fit a table, so much so that there was a small long table around the counter, with stools next to it, and that's it.

The tables, stools and counters are very clean, and there are some small wine jars and some chopstick cages on the counter, which are very elegant.

There are paintings on the left and right on the wall, on the left is a "sword" character, and on the right is a painting, painted with ......

The three dog demons looked at each other and retreated in fright.

"My mother, why is this dog so ugly", the yellow dog demon said to Bucktooth, "uglier than you." ”

"I suspect that this shop is deliberately insulting our dog by hanging this picture here. Bucktooth grinned, "He's laughing at us!"

"Yes", the black dog demon also thought so.

"His grandmother, call the shopkeeper out to me, if you don't pay double the protection fee today, this matter will not be over. The yellow dog demon said.

The two subordinates shouted, but the inn was quiet, they shouted for a long time, but no one came out.

"Aren't you scared of us?" said Bucktooth.

The black dog demon picked up the chopsticks in his hand and shouted towards the back of the inn: "There is a demon!

Still no one answered.

"Smash me!" said the Yellow Dog Demon angrily.

The sticks in the hands of Black Dog and Bucktooth were raised and smashed at the dishes and chopsticks on the counter.

However, before the stick fell, a puff of black smoke came out of the sword word on the wall, and two cold spots came out of the smoke.

The cold light swept past the two dog demons, and in an instant, the bodies of the two dog demons were hit hard, like kites with broken strings falling out of the door.

This scene happened extremely fast, and the yellow dog demon froze.

He watched as the black smoke turned into a man wearing a hat and a sword at his waist, sitting in front of him.

He couldn't see the man's face, it seemed to be a cloud of black smoke.

At this moment, there were two groans behind him, as well as the surprise of the youkai on the street.

In the city that never sleeps, any street is full of people and people, even though it is very remote, the two youkai still manage to attract the attention of the passing monsters. Without him, almost instantly, the clothes on their bodies turned into fluttering butterflies, and their bodies were naked at this time.

"Hehe, hehe", the yellow dog demon turned his head with a dry smile after glancing back at them.

"What, what, where is this. ”

He pretended to be blind, groped around with one hand, slowly turned around, and walked out the door.

However, there is a demon inn here.

If it had been elsewhere, maybe this trick would have been enough to fool you out, but it didn't work.

The cold flashed, and a sword blocked in front of the yellow dog.