Chapter VI: Media Turmoil
Time back to 2008, Su Xiaoman was already a junior in college, and in the past two years in the School of Communication, she has become mature from immaturity, so much so that Xu Shaoqing and Qin Xiao came to see her, and both of them almost didn't recognize her.
She still wore a long ponytail to her waist, but her face was clearer and her skin smoother. Women are like this, a young girl at a young age, the prekeratin of the skin (that is, the fibrin in the advertisement) has soared, reaching the peak of her life, and this time is also the most beautiful time for women, these Xu Shaoqing's textbooks have talked about it.
Xu Shaoqing praised her for being much more beautiful, but Qin Xiao said coldly:
"Yes, this figure is uneven in the front, not concave in the back, and the facial features are also sitting on the bench with a bare ass - there are boards and eyes!"
Xu Shaoqing then said:
"Qin Xiao, I found that you can say such ugly things about people, it's really hard for you."
Qin Xiao took a sip and ignored him. Su Xiaoman was about to have a seizure, and felt that what Xu Shaoqing said was right, and Qin Xiao was obviously praising herself, but because she was used to bickering before, she deliberately said it so ugly, she understood this and didn't bother with Qin Xiao.
The three of them walked to the cafeteria together, it was half past twelve at noon at this time, there were very few students eating in the cafeteria, Qin Xiao didn't have much to say to the two of them, his hands reached in from the neckline of the T-shirt, and he deliberately shook constantly, admiring the architectural style of Su Xiaoman's school, while looking at the beauties around him, from time to time he turned back and carefully looked at the slender and outstanding-looking female classmates who walked over. Su Xiaoman couldn't help it and said:
"Get your hands out of the neckline of your clothes! I really don't want to take you out. Also, can you be honest, just stare at other people's beautiful girls, and not be afraid of being treated as a hooligan! Even if you're not afraid of me and Shaoqing, you're still afraid of touching you, what kind of person! β
Qin Xiao stretched his hand out of his neckline, and was about to quarrel with Su Xiaoman. Xu Shaoqing saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly played a round and persuaded:
"Uncle, and aunt, let's stop the meeting, this is not our county, this is the capital, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, take into account the image of Shandong people!"
Only then did the two stop.
When they came to the cafeteria, they each took their favorite dishes, sat down to eat and chat, Xu Shaoqing asked if he had seen other old classmates recently, Su Xiaoman said that Liu Yuxin and Ma Xiaoxi came to BJ to play with her some time ago. Everyone talked about Meng Fan again, and Su Xiaoman also said that everyone got together except for going home during the holidays, and they didn't see Meng Fan much when they went to school, after all, Meng Fan was studying at a university of science in the south, and it was difficult to meet them until the holidays.
Xu Shaoqing suddenly asked:
"By the way, Xiaoman, are you still going home during the Summer Olympics?"
Su Xiaoman said hesitantly:
"I don't want to go back, I've already applied to be a volunteer, but ...... Alas, I don't know if I can get through guΓ² ......."
"It's either at home or on TV, there's you everywhere." Qin Xiao said angrily.
Xu Shaoqing was afraid that Su Xiaoman would pick up the stubble, so he hurriedly diverted the topic and asked:
"Is the selection demanding?"
"No, you don't know, forget it, you can't help if you say it, besides, there is a ...... who specializes in gloating," Su Xiaoman said.
"No, no, Qin Xiao is still very enthusiastic, and he scrapes the loofah with a sickle - there are a lot of ways, maybe he can solve it!" Xu Shaoqing hurriedly said.
"Well, in fact, the person in charge of our school's selection of Olympic volunteers this time is the teacher in charge of our program analysis class, who looks like he is in his thirties and forties."
"That's good......" Xu Shaoqing said.
"Listen to me!" Before he finished speaking, Su Xiaoman grabbed the white way. Xu Shaoqing stopped talking, and Qin Xiao was lazily picking up the food, looking like he didn't care.
Su Xiaoman went on to say:
"Our teacher's name is Sun Siping, who is in charge of the recruitment of volunteers in our school, and he usually cares about me, but I think he is too affectionate to me every time, and I never think much about it. I went to his office the other day and told him that he wanted to run as a volunteer for the Olympics, and he was very supportive, but he just wouldn't give me a word. Su Xiaoman took a sip of water and continued.
"He finally smiled and asked me, 'Xiaoman, how can you thank me for this?' I said, 'Teacher, I'll invite you to dinner,' but he paused and said, 'I don't want ......to eat,' and grabbed my hand, and I wanted to slap him!" Xiao Man said angrily:
"I hurriedly pulled out my hand and said, 'I'll think about it again,' and came out."
"Isn't this an old rascal!" Xu Shaoqing almost shouted, but fortunately, there were very few people eating around, and no one noticed. Qin Xiao lowered his head and muttered:
"What kind of eyes, it's hard to have a thief who dares to tease a female student and pick a good look......"
Qin Xiao was muttering with his head down, Su Xiaoman on the right suddenly raised his left hand and slapped Qin Xiao's back of the head, the sound was not very loud, but Qin Xiao was not vigilant, he was taking a spoon to send the soup to his mouth, a spoonful of vegetable soup suddenly rushed to his nose, maybe the chef put a lot of vinegar in the soup, and all of a sudden Qin Xiaoman's tears flowed down, pointing at Su Xiaoman and coughing for a long time without speaking.
Su Xiaoman also felt that he was just beating this time, but he didn't expect it to be so coincidental, which made Qin Xiao very wolf. Xu Shaoqing's rice squirted out at once, and at this time, one was choked and coughed, and the other was smiling without an image. After all, Su Xiaoman was a girl, her heart softened, and she said softly:
"Who made you speak out of shape, I haven't seen you for so long, and I don't want to use the old way to deal with you...... But this time it was too coincidental......"
When he came out after eating, Xu Shaoqing was still laughing, saying that Qin Xiao was "jealous". Su Xiaoman sighed, and he couldn't lift his senses when he saw his classmates. Qin Xiao was finally able to speak:
"What's so difficult about this, you just ask your teacher out!"
"Qin Xiao, didn't you push Xiao Man into the fire?" Xu Shaoqing immediately objected.
Qin Xiao said unhurriedly:
"Listen to me, Shaoqing, you don't want to think about it, even if Su Xiaoman is not good, our brothers have not been close to the water for so many years, can I let that old guy succeed?"
"Absolutely not!" Xu Shaoqing smiled and said very much in agreement.
The more Su Xiaoman listened to the two, the more outrageous he became, and he grabbed the white road:
"What are you two talking nonsense, if you want to help, you can help, if you don't help, you will gloat here!" However, she also heard that Qin Xiao seemed to have a way, so she asked Qin Xiao:
"Qin Xiao, do you really have a way?"
"Yes," Qin Xiao continued: "Actually, the matter is very simple, this old thing is just a trick, and it is not inferior to a beast, as long as you find an opportunity to give him some ideological and political education, and then give him a step down, so that his dignity will not be damaged." β
"Hey Qin Xiao, if this lesson makes Luo Chuan come, he will definitely be crippled, let's just do it, your three-legged cat kung fu is enough, as for how to give dignity? Oh, we can't accompany us after the fight, right? Xu Shaoqing asked.
"This dignity step Su Xiaoman gives!" Qin Xiao made a color at Su Xiaoman, said very confidently, and then said with a wicked smile:
"But you're going to get beaten!"
"Why!" Xu Shaoqing immediately retorted.
In a bar in BJ Shichahai, Sun Siping waited in a gap in a suit and leather shoes, his hair combed back, and his watch reflected the bright light. After a while, Su Xiaoman walked in with a leather bag, wearing high heels, and a dress down to his knees, in fact, Qin Xiao and Xu Shaoqing were sitting in their respective seats not far from them, and both of them couldn't help but stare at the beautiful Su Xiaoman and walked to Sun Siping's table and sat down. The bar is still relatively deserted during the day, without the hustle and bustle of the night, ** and catharsis.
After a while, seeing Sun Siping, he went to grab Su Xiaoman's hand, and at this time, a person dressed in the style of killing Matt walked to Su Xiaoman's table with two glasses of wine and sat down, and said to Su Xiaoman:
"Beauty, how about a few drinks together?" This person didn't feel Sun Siping's existence at all.
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"We don't know you, friend...... Please...... Please leave. β
This is none other than Xu Shaoqing, he has a wig and is dressed differently, and even Su Xiaoman doesn't recognize it. As she spoke, Xu Shaoqing filled Su Xiaoman's wine glass with wine and put it on her table. Sun Siping was about to speak, Xu Shaoqing picked up the wine glass and threw it in his face, scolding:
"What does Lao Tzu say about you, it's all about patting the mother-in-law, pretending to be serious! Look at you just now, you were giggling and holding hands, aren't you just two stinky money? Today I'm just robbing a woman with you, what can you do! β
Sun Siping didn't dare to say a word.
At this moment, Qin Xiao came over, patted Xu Shaoqing on the shoulder and said to him:
"Friend, whether you shoot your mother-in-law or not, you have to see what you and I want, don't you mess around like this, won't it disturb everyone's alcohol?"
Xu Shaoqing didn't say a word, he punched Qin Xiao is head, Qin Xiao immediately made a blocking action, followed by a side-spin kick, Xu Shaoqing slashed his foot and fell to the ground. This set of cooperation has already been practiced by the two of them, and when they kick out, it seems to be very fast, but they are not very powerful, and Qin Xiao deliberately deviates from Xu Shaoqing's center of gravity to exert force, so that as long as he uses his strength to fall, he can neither be injured nor bluff.
Xu Shaoqing slowly got up, shouted in his mouth, "Boy, you wait for me......" and rushed out of the door.
At this time, Qin Xiao deliberately glanced at Su Xiaoman, and then suddenly shouted in surprise:
"Xiao Man! How are you! β
Su Xiaoman pretended to be frightened and glanced at Qin Xiao, and also pretended to be surprised:
"Cousin!"
Qin Xiao glanced at Sun Siping again and asked Su Xiaoman:
"Who is he?"
Xiao Man Says:
"This is my analysis teacher, Mr. Sun."
Qin Xiao immediately straightened up and said:
"How did you come to this kind of place...... then Qin Xiao turned his head to Sun Siping and said:
"You brought her here, our Xiaoman is still a student, why did you bring her here as a teacher? And what did that hooligan say just now about 'slapping the mother-in-law' or something! Qin Xiao asked step by step.
Sun Siping just said "no" and "no" repeatedly, but he couldn't say a word of defense with a blushing face.
"I have to go to your school's academic office to ask for an explanation! And you Xiaoman, I will definitely tell Aunt SΓΉ about this, see what you do! Qin Xiao continued to threaten.
Su Xiaoman hurriedly persuaded:
"Where? You just listen to that rascal's nonsense. I was interning here, and I happened to meet the teacher, and I didn't have a few words, and a hooligan came up to deliberately talk to me, and Mr. Sun also tried his best to protect me, but Xiucai met a soldier, how to reason, just when you came, this was solved. Su Xiaoman continued:
"Mr. Sun is a good teacher with both ability and political integrity, he cares about our students very much, and our students like him very much, you sue my mother, my mother doesn't understand anything, don't you make my mother anxious?"
"Yes, yes, don't sue the parents......" Sun Siping immediately begged for mercy.
"Okay, you don't care, let's go first, it won't be good for that little rascal to call someone later." Qin Xiao said.
Sun Siping also said "yes, yes, yes", so the three of them went out of the bar. On the way, Su Xiaoman suddenly stopped and said to Sun Siping alone:
"Teacher, I'm really sorry for annoying you so much today, forget it, I won't participate in this volunteer......"
"Where, where, it's the teacher who is wrong, who is qualified if you don't want to volunteer? Just don't let your cousin report this to the school again this time, okay? Sun Siping said.
"Of course, if the school finds out this time, will I still have the face to be in the school again? In short, this time it was my fault, and it also affected the teacher, if you were really punished for this incident, wouldn't we lose your excellent teacher? According to Qin Xiao's professor, Su Xiaoman tried his best to push Sun Siping into the pile of good people. She went on to say:
"I'll take care of it, teacher. This time I finally met my cousin, teacher, if you don't go back first, I have to thank my cousin, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't know how to end up just now. β
Sun Siping resignedly agreed, and respectfully handed Qin Xiao a gesture to leave, and left.
changed places, called Xu Shaoqing over, and the three of them sat together, Qin Xiao and Xiaoman told him what happened after he left, and the two of them imitated Sun Siping's cowardice vividly, which made Xu Shaoqing laugh more than once.
Qin Xiao said solemnly:
"Xiao Man, this matter is not over yet."
This is Qin Xiao's rare name to call Xiao Man, Su Xiaoman was originally grateful to the two of him, but this time he heard Qin Xiao call him "Xiao Man" in his heart, and he was so happy that he didn't speak.
Xu Shaoqing asked:
"That's not all? Is it that he, Sun Siping, dares to make a comeback, or is it that you Qin Xiao will hold on to others? When Xu Shaoqing said "catch people", he was referring to Sun Siping in his words, but his eyes and mouth were pointing at Su Xiaoman.
Qin Xiao didn't care either, and continued:
"No, I don't think your teacher is a fuel-efficient lamp, after a long time, it will come back to the taste, maybe you will be angry, you have to pretend to be very anxious in a few days, tell him, your cousin has already told your mother about this, let him be anxious for a few days, and then after a few days, you will tell him that you told your mother that you met by chance, and it has nothing to do with him, your cousin added fuel and vinegar to his words, and my mother will not pursue it. Don't be too early and not too late, so that Sun Siping will firmly believe it, even if he wants to have this possibility, but he will feel that you Su Xiaoman don't have so many hearts, and he will deny it. β
"You're really clever!" Xu Shaoqing said.
After a while, Su Xiaoman said thoughtfully:
"Qin Xiao is not a ghost, but a human nature."
Xu Shaoqing has a lot of knowledge this time, and he admires Qin Xiao even more, as mentioned above, he relieved Zhai Congying, which is the routine that Qin Xiao borrowed from solving the siege of Su Xiaoman this time.
BJ's trip ended quickly, and before leaving, Qin Xiao said to Su Xiaoman:
"Su Xiaoman, I helped you so much this time, why do you thank me?"
Su Xiaoman thought for a while and said, "If you don't go home, I'll invite you to dinner!" β
Qin Xiao deliberately imitated Su Xiaoman's teacher's voice and said, "I don't want to eat either......"
Without waiting for Qin Xiao's more ugly words to come out, Su Xiaoman slapped Qin Xiao the back of the head, Qin Xiao covered the back of his head and said, "How did you murder your savior?" If I hadn't rescued you from the black hands of the devil, you would have really fallen into the red dust, either sinking into the treasure chest like Du Shi Niang, or learning from Li Xiangjun to become a monk! β
"I'll slaughter you first!"
Xu Shaoqing next to him didn't care about the image of an SD person at this time, and stood up and shouted:
"Beat him to death! Beat Qin Xiao to death, who has no conscience, and beat him hard! β
Finally, Qin Xiaoti took a group photo together and said:
"You two come here, let's have a 3P together."
Su Xiaoman asked: "What is the 3P?" β
Qin Xiao explained unhurriedly:
"3P is the three of us posing together and taking a photo!"
After hearing this, Su Xiaoman said excitedly:
"Okay, let's have a threesome together!"
Suddenly, the people around the dinner cast strange glances, Qin Xiao and Xu Shaoqing suddenly lowered their heads and lay under the table and did not dare to raise their heads, Xu Shaoqing also muttered:
"I don't know what it means, so don't say it so loudly......"
Su Xiaoman looked at the two of them inexplicably.
During the summer vacation, during the Olympic Games, Su Xiaoman called to tell them in their hometown to take a good look at a certain report, and the draft was drafted by her, so everyone opened the sports news and read the report, Meng Fan and Xu Shaoqing They all talked about it, Qin Xiao only said "What a bad article, bullshit doesn't work", and went back to the house to sleep, Su Xiaoman's nose on the other side of the phone was crooked.