239.The Goldfish of the British Empire[41]

Synopsis: Patrick, disguised as Sain Carroll, and Inspector Moriarty, who is about to have a "love date" with him on the first day they meet, go to a GAY bar, where Inspector Moriarty personally ensnars a serial fan-rapist. At the end of the accident, Inspector Moriarty shamelessly kisses Patrick, and the accident becomes a story.

However, it was an accident before the qualitative change.

Patrick, who was kissed, looked at Inspector Moriarty who was smiling like a chicken fox, and after coming back to his senses, he showed him a little bad smile, which brought a heartwarming charm to his face that was still a little young.

Inspector Moriarty was a man, and he really lost his mind, and the next moment he fainted in front of him, "opps."

When he woke up, he looked at the owner of the bar with guilt and admiration, and when he saw Moriarty awake, the boss cautiously said, "Jim, you--traitor-you have been caught, alas, you have worked hard-"

Inspector Moriarty understood after a moment why the boss made such a painful expression, because the 'crime scene' at that time was very similar to his real contribution, so that the bar owner and the subordinates who were contacted by him misunderstood. Inspector Moriarty immediately puffed out his cheeks, wondering if it was really that hard for these people? But someone is naughty, and a child who is not well-behaved should be spanked by his father~

- But until then, worry about your ass, Inspector Moriarty, because in the eyes of the Scotland Yard team, your ass was not saved in the process of capturing the fan-traitor, what a heroic sacrifice.

But this was a piece of cake for the brazen Inspector Moriarty, and he just pulled down the pure apple pie in the water.

The next day's Scotland Yard was still like a big fish tank.

Patrick

The mood is in the stage of overcast and sunny, and his mood yesterday is definitely cloudy, which also makes him involved in a crime scene where #angler was eaten bait#, when he went to visit the serial killer who was selected by him, he had already assessed the other party's potential value at eight points, he still didn't grasp the strength, and accidentally cut the opponent's carotid artery with a scalpel when the opponent attacked him, and blood splattered out, which made Patrick's mood even worse, and he hated cleaning up.

So he didn't do it and used "bone water" - a chemical that can soften and liquefy bones, and his second brother once made a by-product of chemical practice, well, the result was that the finished product that Sherlock originally used to study was not cared for, but the by-product was a mess in the circle, which made Sherlock angry - turning people into liquids.

While having breakfast with his eldest brother today, Patrick finally felt better when he noticed that McCroft's tooth hurt again and that he had to go for root canal treatment. Oh, you ask Sherlock, when did he get up so early, still sawing wood at three o'clock in the middle of the night, and Patrick, who was in an upset mood, went straight up to give his second brother who was disturbing the people a dose of tranquilizer, which also contributed to Patrick's mood improvement.

- So, it seems that the three brothers live together? It's definitely a "coincidence" of multiple karma, Mycroft is in London, Sherlock is in London, Mommy's apple pie graduated from Cambridge, and the house belongs to Mycroft, and then, in his words, 'the kind brother is strong enough to take care of the two mentally handicapped brothers'. For this reason, Sherlock blew up the basement that day, and Patrick offered Mommy, Mommy called Mycroft's office, and nagged for an hour, and Mycroft didn't dare to hang up the phone, otherwise he would wait for Mommy to come to the door.

- What a brotherhood!

Mommy's apple pie just turned sunny and didn't last long, a minute before the lunch break, this time Inspector Moriarty, who was finally no longer dressed as hip-hop and a sissy, came over in a formal suit, but he couldn't hide his #Waves#Wave smell.

"Little Honey, I think you'll be glad to see me, because ah, I've received 'care' from all over the world today." Inspector Moriarty flattened his mouth, wrinkled his brows, and said aggrievedly.

"Are you showing off your popularity?" Patrick replied with condescension.

"Yes, I am loved by everyone, so in order to deal with them, I have delayed a lot of time, and you have been waiting for a long time, little honey. I really miss you, and I really have work to talk to you about. "Inspector Moriarty is really a boy who says he will change his face, he was still "looking at self-pity" a moment ago, and now he has become a sunflower, and he circles around Patrick.

Of course, people really have serious business, he brought the autopsy report submitted by Patrick yesterday, Patrick raised his eyebrows, and said meaningfully: "Inspector Moriarty is really dedicated." ”

"Don't be so stingy, my dear, I think we settled yesterday's incident, so can we get down to business now?" As he spoke, Inspector Moriarty assumed a "business-like" posture and pointed out a few reports, all of which were the vague points of view submitted by Patrick yesterday - in his opinion, the suspicions on the corpse were put under the noses of the Scotland Yard police, and they were close to identifying the murderer.

Patrick's expression didn't change, but Moriarty didn't miss the glimmer in his bright blue eyes, and he, the youngest detective ever in Scotland Yard, sighed wistfully after understanding the suspicions in the case: "That's why I said that thinking is more difficult for them than climbing Mount Everest." Little Honey, you agree with me, don't you? ”

Patrick re-examined Inspector Moriarty again, a small man whose IQ was not comparatively higher than that of ordinary people at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, but barely above the sea horizon, in fact much higher than the horizon, and even higher than he had judged at the beginning. This fact, in fact, Patrick had a preliminary understanding yesterday when he found out the whole process of Inspector Moriarty's cracking of the ring case, a case in which seven murderers were involved in the exchange of relatives, and now it is only certain.

"So?"

Inspector Moriarty winked at his big eyes, which always looked innocent, and said very justifiably, "So we are a natural pair." Oh, and that's why I fell in love with you at first sight, we're the same kind, the same kind. ”

Patrick was noncommittal: "You mean a category that distinguishes it from the average person? ”

Inspector Moriarty smiled and nodded, "Of course." ”

"And did you give the category a name? You have to speak up and let me hear it. Patrick said in a matter-of-fact manner, and Inspector Moriarty finally heard that something was wrong, and he puffed out his face and said unhappily, "Little Honey, I can hear it, you are treating me as a mental patient." ”

"No," Patrick denied, and then added, "I don't think secondary two illness is in the category of mental illness, but I can accept your understanding, you do have a mental problem." So you can take this conversation as if I was kind enough to remind you to see a psychiatrist. ”

Moriarty lit up the man who lit up the #Poison Invincibility# skill, and #The cheapest is invincible#skill, he was not annoyed when he heard Patrick's words, but suddenly realized and said with great interest: "I see, Little Honey, it turns out that your interest is role-playing." Trust me, I'd love to. When I saw you wearing this forensic robe, I felt that I had to be your patient. Honey, you're so spicy! ”

Patrick: "......"

This is not over, Inspector Moriarty even showed a little shy smile after saying these shameless words, "So I can't help but say that when the people in Scotland Yard greeted my ass, I told them that it was not the traitor's doing, but your dear, for the first time, you didn't control the heat and fainted, and I was embarrassed to go first." ”

Patrick: "......"

Inspector Moriarty looked at Patrick, who was gorgeous and stunned, and made a 'yes' gesture behind his back: General, General, little honey, you have to fight with Daddy, and it is still tender, but Daddy is really happy to gnaw on tender grass~

――This is probably the legendary ultimate trick #Fighting poison with poison#... Right?