The history of flesh and blood in the entertainment industry?

Such a hot topic?

Many people are full of interest, but Hong Guang was shocked when he heard this topic, Meng Chao is not ready to explode the scandal and dark side of the entertainment industry on the stage, right?

If that's the case, the recording of this show is also recorded in vain, where is the leader willing to broadcast it!

Of course, no one will run on the stage to cover Meng Chao's mouth at this moment, although the topic sounds very exciting, but maybe Meng Chao is a title party, so everyone is waiting for Meng Chao's so-called stand-up laughter with a certain expectation!

At this time, Meng Chao first said: "I came to Yanjing in 1978, and it is now the eighth year, and many people say that there was a miracle in the entertainment industry last year, that is, my little brother!" Of course, I still remember that Zhang Guorong's brother also started to become popular in the past two years, and some people say that he is a miracle in the entertainment industry, the camera can shoot Brother Zhang Guorong and then shoot me, we are the two miracles of the entertainment industry! ”

Speaking of which, the camera really cooperated with Meng Chao to shoot Zhang Guorong, only to see Zhang Guorong smiling slightly, standing up and looking at Meng Chao on the stage, waving his hand!

Meng Chao continued: "My miracle is the same as Brother Zhang Guorong, we have survived for eight years, so I don't think we are a miracle at all, what is a miracle, I think it is very ugly, I have no acting skills and can't sing, but as soon as I enter the entertainment industry, I will be the protagonist and the record will be so popular that everyone knows it, this is a miracle!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter, where is it possible for such a person to become popular in the entertainment industry?

Then Meng Chao said: "You may not know, I mixed with the radio, and I still had many fans on the radio at that time, but they always called and asked some topics that made me very embarrassed and would not answer, because the topics were generally about Andy Lau and Cheng Long, and I didn't know them, so how could I answer......"

In the laughter of the audience, Meng Chao gradually found his state: "Why do I want to join the entertainment industry, I don't know how many people present are like me, like Mr. Bruce Lee, I still remember that one of my favorite lines of Bruce Lee is in "Jingwumen": I read less, don't lie to me!" Before watching that movie, I already thought that reading more was very good, and it was possible to read less to be so powerful, so in the future, our children can also say to the teacher: I read less, don't test me! You can also try to buy things: I don't read much, don't lie to me, ten yuan and four catties will work! In addition, I also hope that someone will run to the stage and ask loudly about the opening of the National People's Congress Congress: I don't read much, don't lie to me, how many people are in a small group of people? ”

"Later, the radio listener rate was not good, and I couldn't show my face, so I went to Huaxia Film and Television City to run the show, but it was not so easy to run the show, at ten o'clock in the morning until three o'clock in the morning, it was the turn of more than a dozen of our actors to play, and the acting was naturally a dead man, there were more than a dozen in front, and the remaining three were stabbed to death by spears, and when the spear came to my chest, of course I wouldn't die so easily, even if I died, I had to die with acting skills! In the end, the director didn't know if he dozed off, he really let me die freely, but after I died, I fell down to know that it was so comfortable, more than three o'clock in the morning, I got up and received the money when I slept in the show, think about how cool it is, I didn't expect it to rain suddenly! The director didn't shout to stop, and you can't hide from the rain, but after five minutes of drenching, a martial artist came over and said a restrictive word to us: Grass your mother, it's raining so hard, you fools don't know how to find a place to hide from the rain, why are you so piggy? ”

Hearing the thunderous applause of the audience here, Meng Chao said helplessly: "Such a tragic story, you still clap your hands, isn't it a little ......?"

Speaking of the talk show, some viewers who are not familiar with Meng Chao just think it's funny, but they know his experience such as Guan Zhilin and Guan Shan's parents, as well as Huang Baiming, fat sister Shen Dianxia, and KENT brother Zheng Zeshi in the audience, all feel sad, but many times celebrities get through step by step, although it is hard, but when you have the opportunity to become famous and rich, it is worth it!

The most unworthy thing is the kind of person who has acted for a lifetime and has never been able to be the protagonist, and even the audience doesn't even know his name, which is terrible!

Although peers think that this person's acting skills are very good, as a person who is recognized as having good acting skills, but has never become popular, it is even more torture, and it can also be said that this is even more fatal!

They have all felt this feeling, and some are still feeling it, for example, Zheng Zeshi is in such a state now, although he can occasionally be the leading actor, but he acts in low-cost comedies or dramas, and many times he has no chance to play himself at all, just keeps waiting for opportunities!

"The radio station doesn't use me, the TV production company doesn't use me, the TV station doesn't want me, the record company refuses to accept me, the film company only lets me play tricks, when all departments abandon me, slowly I will feel what I am? When everyone doesn't want to look for me, I feel like I should be a great artist, and I will never be valued during my lifetime, and even I think I will not be valued after I die......"

At this time, the audience laughed and the applause continued, and Meng Chao slowly ended this time with this kind of applause!

It can be said that Meng Chao created a kind of talk show form that belongs to the Chinese people, and it has always been a personal talent show in the form of humor in the Western talk show that combines current affairs and gossip as the content, but Meng Chao uses a model that combines his own experience to package a new talk show, named Dong Du Xiao, this name is not original to him!

But a genius from the parallel world, graduated from the Department of Philosophy, aspiring to be an actor but unable to succeed Huang Zihua, the original Dong Du Xiao is a talk show with Cantonese as the main language, and even the translation of Dong Du Xiao is only understood by people in Cantonese-speaking areas, but in order to make this form face the whole country, Meng Chao uses Chinese!

In this way, many connotative jokes cannot be played, and Meng Chao's reprocessing is needed to make people who are not familiar with Cantonese understand and find the laughter!

As for Huang Zihua, Meng Chao heard that he is still developing in Xiangjiang, and he is still an unknown actor, struggling hard!

Maybe after a while, when Meng Chao's stand-up comedy video spreads to Xiangjiang, it can drive Huang Zihua's creative desire, so that Huang Zihua, who should have set foot in the talk show ranks four years later, will create his own creation early and become famous in one fell swoop!