When Gu Qing left, Lestrade looked at the time, less than three hours had passed since he received the call to the police, and the efficiency of solving the case was not high, but Restrode felt that it was more tiring than staring at a case for a week or more.

What's more, Gu Qing is leaving in style, but Scotland Yard still has a lot to do, and they have to collect more substantive evidence to prove that this murder is just the victim's own self-directed and self-acting, of course, they can't use Gu Qing's #Photo Theory#.

Thinking of this, Lestrade couldn't help but take out his mobile phone to open the album, randomly chose a photo, stared at it for a long time, and finally could only admit in frustration that he didn't have X-ray eyes, and he really couldn't see from a photo alone, such as the photo is actually a photo, who has cancer in the photo, or who is cheating on the photo.

Lestrade held up his phone to Anderson, "Sue me, what do you see in this picture?" ”

Anderson looked at the picture carefully, and then raised his eyes and looked at Lestrade seriously, Lestrade's heart lifted, and he heard Anderson say: "Boss, to tell you the truth, is your photo too photoshopped?" Looks much more handsome than a real person. ”

Lestrade took back his phone expressionlessly, and glanced at Anderson with disdain: "I heard that you were broken up and you hid in the bathroom and cried like a nine-year-old girl?" What does it mean to "hear", when Gu Qing played Anderson's breakup before, Lestrade was listening to it, but this also shows the attrition of information in the transmission process, and by the way, an idiom is derived #Falsehood#.

Anderson: "......" He had a hunch that he was going to make headlines at Scotland Yard again!

#为什么每次受伤的都是我#

When Gu Qing walked out of Kevin Taylor's apartment building, he deliberately paused and rushed to the nearest camera to the apartment, and then walked away, waiting for a taxi to come after a few steps, which is simply too lucky in London, where taxis are difficult to intercept.

Three minutes after the taxi started, Gu Qing received a text message from the secretary's lady, Anthea: [The ball is sent beautifully-A]

Gu Qing was not surprised by this at all, he quickly replied to the text message: [Actually, I learned from McCroft - PH]

Anthea's next text message came quite quickly, of course, if she hadn't stopped for two seconds when she received the text message from Gu Qing #Big Brother taught me physical education class#, I believe it would have been faster. [I'm sorry to stifle your possibility of becoming an influencer-A]

When Gu Qingyi went down to play a shooting case in Cambridge, he was posted on the Internet, and #There is a picture and the truth#, but soon the regulators on the Internet came out to clean up, and soon disappeared from the Internet← MI5 Technical Support Department, you deserve it.

Gu Qing's clear blue eyes brought a smile, and he replied: [Lunch is delicious, please be sure to convey my sincere gratitude to your boss, my beloved eldest brother.] ――PH]

[Boss asked me to tell you, if you like it.] ――A]

[Two words missing, it should be the dentist of 'my dear big brother.'] ――PH]

[The boss asked me to tell you, and he looks forward to seeing your sincere thanks.] - A] The well-trained secretary said that the training she received at MI5 was not for nothing, not to mention that she had been through all the storms and waves, after all, she was claiming to be "a little employee of the British government", but in fact she was about the same as the British government men begging for a living.

In addition, it is worth noting that even if the boss is not very happy with this complaining text message from the younger brother, no one else is allowed to echo it, such as the secretary, she is ostensibly lamenting the humor and softness of the youngest Sherlock Holmes, although the groove in her heart is about to break through the sky.

Brother Control is a terrible creature, especially when this Brother Control is still in the British government.

[How about a soft power weapon?] ――PH]

[How to say?] ――A]

[There is an algorithm that generates a program that will know which stories make the user react and provide more news that he wants, thus making the user's point of view more fluid.] Generally speaking, it is a kind of brainwashing art that follows the trend of the times, and the official statement is naturally a soft power weapon. ――PH]

This time, Miss Secretary's text message reply speed slowed down significantly, and she didn't reply until Gu Qing sent the next text message again. [I have a big goal, I want people all over the world to be brainwashed into thinking that I am a goldfish XD, and finally have a good afternoon, dear big brother.] ――PH]

Anthea was very tired, for she was really not sure if the youngest Mr. Holmes was really coming up with a very valuable idea—never putting words like "can't do" and "impossible" on the Holmes—and then just to tease (excuse the secretary, I can't find a more appropriate word) to tease her own boss.

Seriously, Anthea only learned that her boss had a PH in addition to SH in the second half of last year, and Anthea was ready to meet a difficult missile-level, and extremely smart Sherlock Holmes again, but after meeting the youngest Mr. Holmes for the first time, Anthea felt that she had met a cute and normal little angel. Polite, almost non-aggressive, with a sweet smile, and his combat power seems to be as high as a cat scratch.

The preconceived impression was so deep that after the disillusionment of the image later, Anthea was hit doubly. Cat scratching, yes, Cornish curly cat is a cat, but among the felines, there are also lions, tigers and other top carnivores.

Miss Secretary told the others with a lesson of blood and tears, though few people knew about it, #福尔摩斯们皆是非等闲之辈#, #珍爱生命, and kept away from Sherlock Holmes#.

Having said that, when did the monkeys in the MI5 technical support department get so bad that they were silent just for a text message? Anthea looked up and saw that the youngest brother sent another text message: [PS, the "XD" in the last text message is a simple Internet term, which means laughing heartily, with a picture, xd.jpg-PH]

The vivid xd.jpg of "mouth wide open, eyes smiling forked" was projected onto the large screen of MI5 without distortion, reflecting the boss's face with a McCrogh Holmes-esque smile, and the world was overshadowed.

Soon, MI5 pulled up the first level alarm.

……

Benjamin came to Gu Qing's apartment after the afternoon class, went to the clean kitchen to make two cups of earl grey tea, brought it out and handed it to Gu Qing, "So you didn't go to class all afternoon?" ”

"I've got to find out if I have PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), you know, after all, I've seen Professor Nelson's body and the gray matter splattering." Gu Qing held the warm porcelain cup in both hands, and the whole person was about to shrink into the sofa.

Benjamin sat down with his mug in his hand and asked, "What about your conclusion?" As a close friend, Benjamin is skeptical about this, can he tell at a glance that the stain on his clothes is actually gray matter in the cerebral cortex, and he can get PTSD because he saw a corpse? So, Benjamin, who was a little dazed by the heat of Earl Grey, came to a conclusion: it was a bad joke. Sure enough, he saw his friend wink at him.

Benjamin laughed, he took a small sip of tea from his mug, he looked more like a little milk cat licking the milk on a plate, pushed his glasses with one hand and said, "Is that Professor Nelson's computer?" Didn't you take it away as evidence? ”

Benjamin, as a member of the group who "went to the office to find Professor Nelson's wallet because he found Professor Nelson's wallet in the pocket of the shooter", naturally went to see Professor Nelson, and for the same reason, he came into contact with the computer in Professor Nelson's office and accidentally found Professor Nelson's medical certificate...... It's not at all strange to recognize Professor Nelson's computer now.

"I'll pay it back." Gu Qing said this, which can be regarded as a tacit acquiescence, he brought the evidence back privately, and after taking a sip of tea, he said with satisfaction: "Ben, the Earl Grey tea you brewed is the best I have ever drunk, is it because practice makes perfect?" Have you ever counted how many liters of tea you drink in a day? Do you need me to make you a statistical applet? Eat healthy, Ben. ”

"Uh-huh." Benjamin let out a soft snort from his nose, which sounded only annoying and cute← and when he didn't have a computer, his combat power was only cat scratching. "Patrick, I've noticed that you've been talking a lot lately."

"Ah, you found out, because I directly emitted brain waves to the sound simulator to receive and make sounds, and the process was shortened, and the more words I unconsciously said." In order to prove that what he said was true, Gu Qing didn't open his mouth to lip-sync when he said these two sentences.

Benjamin's emerald eyes lit up in an instant, and he stared at Gu Qing with burning eyes, Gu Qing raised his eyebrows: "Are you waiting for me to link your brainwaves, my friend?" Don't be stupid, it's just ventriloquism, do you want to talk into my stomach? ”

Benjamin's snort from his nose this time was not with a cute light hum, he decided to drink all the tea in Gu Qing's tea can! Benjamin, who had made up his mind, was about to speak, but at this moment, Gu Qing's mobile phone on the table rang, and he immediately swallowed his words back and lowered his head to drink tea.

Soon Gu Qing finished the phone call and nested himself back on the sofa, "Interesting." ”

Benjamin asked vaguely, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's unfortunate that Mrs. Nelson has been involved in an antiquities smuggling case." What is this called, #刚出虎口, and into the wolf's den#. Gu Qing pretended to express his sympathy, so he didn't mention it anymore, and said to Benjamin with a smile: "Do you want to eat dessert?" ”

"But it's dinner time now, Patrick."

"I'm still growing up, and I need to replenish the nutrients my body needs." Gu Qing opened the refrigerator, all kinds of snacks occupied most of the place in his refrigerator, and of course there would be no medical supplies such as eyeballs and fingers in the remaining half of the space, and the ← cleanliness saved the refrigerator again. "Lemon sponge pudding, Ben." Gu Qing raised his voice into the living room.

Benjamin struggled for a few seconds: "Okay. ”

"One for you, one for me, and with Earl Grey black tea, perfect." Gu Qing said in a jumping tone, deliberately slowing down his movements when serving the attractive sponge pudding, and also paid attention to the angle so that the camera that he found from other places and transferred it to the kitchen could be captured in all directions, of course, the camera was also frozen in the refrigerator.

Mycroft's tentacles had already reached in when Sherlock went to study at Cambridge University, and when Sherlock graduated and Gu Qing came in to study again, it was obvious that Mycroft was already familiar with it.

It's just that after Christmas, the demon king's minions have invaded in all directions, and after Gu Qing found a bunch of various cameras in his apartment with great interest, instead of throwing them out, he used them to the fullest. Some of them were installed in the kitchen, and for the other part, he tested them and sent back his test report, spurring the MI5 technical support department to continue to work hard.

Thinking about it this way, Gu Qing felt that he must be a good brother of the people, as for the dentist who died in Mycroft, it had nothing to do with him.

Just when Gu Qing and his little friend Benjamin, who was really soft and cute, were eating snacks and drinking tea, the dentists of the British government met on the rooftop; And in a library at Cambridge University, a small young man who had successfully interviewed received a message, and when he opened it, his big eyes flashed with an astonishing light, and a smile on the corner of his mouth muttered: "Smuggling of cultural relics? It's a dramatic development, I like it. ”

……

The case of the shooting of a professor at the University of Cambridge was soon officially closed, and under the intentional or unintentional dilution of all parties, there were no more waves, and the campus soon returned to quiet and peaceful.

Gu Qing, whose possibility of becoming an Internet celebrity has been stifled, has gradually returned to the peace that he ran at the beginning, except that he moved part of his hobby to London, and cough cough he began to raise his ant team in his apartment.

In addition, there is a new atmosphere for daily interactions.

"Good evening, Patrick, I've secured your spot for you."

"Good evening, Jim, thank you." Gu Qing showed a bright smile at Jim, a smile that was enough to melt the caramel, Jim looked a little dumbfounded, and only reacted after half a beat: "It's okay." Hmm, didn't your boyfriend come with you this time? ”

"Boyfriend?"

"It's the boy who often comes to the library with you, and he also has curly hair, and you look very close, and you've only ever been to the library with him, so I guess he's your boyfriend. Isn't it? In the end, Jim's originally somewhat gloomy eyes lit up, and he looked at Gu Qing with expectant and anxious eyes, and when he noticed Gu Qing's pursed lips, he realized that he might have gone too far, biting his lip and hurriedly saying, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked you this, I just ...... I'm sorry. ”

Gu Qing's blue eyes with a little gray-green clearly reflected Jim's cramped appearance, he blinked, as if he had finished thinking, and finally responded: "Do you like Ben?" ”

Jim: "......"

Gu Qing added with a pure and harmless smile: "Solemnly declare that I am not his boyfriend, he is currently single." He almost said, "You are brave to chase, I will cheer you on."

Jim: "......" wasn't at all what he had envisioned the script to do! One! Shape! Looking at Gu Qing's leisurely back, Jim lowered his head, and he thought: Maybe it's time to change to a new script.

Jim wouldn't admit that he felt powerless at that moment, absolutely not!

Benjamin, the other protagonist of the accident, came over half an hour later with his computer bag that basically kept his body, and when he first came in, he noticed a hot sight, but he looked around and didn't see the owner of the sight, he didn't think that he was too sensitive, and walked directly to him and Gu Qing's usual stronghold when he was strange in his heart.

As soon as he sat down, Benjamin heard his friend say, "Congratulations. ”

Benjamin felt that he shouldn't be surprised, but he couldn't help it, but after half a year of getting along, he had made long-term progress, and he didn't ask Gu Qing how he knew, he chose to tell the truth: "Today is the final interview, and I'm still waiting for the results." ”

"Ben, my dearest friend, even though you are a goldfish, believe me that you are one of the most remarkable ones, as long as your interviewers still have the most basic ability to judge good and bad, they will not choose to reject you." Gu Qing's face had the innate haughty look of Sherlock Holmes, and the words he said were also very Sherlock Holmes.

Benjamin rolled his eyes and muttered to Gu Qing, "Believe me, no normal person would like a compliment like yours, if it was really a compliment." ”

Gu Qing restrained his demeanor of learning from McCroft, and turned back into a soft and cute little angel in seconds and said, "Believe me, it's a genuine compliment." And if you do decide to take that job, I'll miss you. The Lord is with you, Ben. ”

Benjamin: "...... Are you working on becoming the legendary #LanguageDie Early#? ”

"I'm sorry, but my native language was taught by a math tutor." Gu Qing said insincerely. Mrs. Holmes was a well-known mathematician in her early years, but later gave up her mathematical studies for the sake of her family, but Mommy never regretted it, and she was proud of her family. Of course, Daddy's decades-long compliments also play a big role, although sometimes it's really too slimy, but who makes Mommy very useful. In this life, it can be said that Gu Qing has a healthy family in the normal sense for the first time after running around many times-this is very doubtful-gratifying.

"Speaking of which, I have a serious question for you, Ben." Gu Qing's expression and tone became solemn, so that Benjamin was almost sitting upright, he was actually very worried that Gu Qing would ask him about that job, and it was very confidential and destined not to be disclosed to the outside world, and if he lied, he was not sure if he could fool Gu Qing.

It was in this solemn atmosphere that Benjamin heard Gu Qing's question: "Some people think that we have a relationship that is more than a good friend (bromance), what do you think?" ”

Benjamin: "......" When he came to his senses, his beautiful green eyes covered by black-rimmed glasses glared at Gu Qing fiercely, pursed his lips and did not speak, but buried his head in his laptop.

Gu Qing opened the permission of his own laptop and let Benjamin in, and then they were separated by less than twenty centimeters between the two good friends, and they did not speak directly but used code on the computer to talk to each other.

[What makes you think we're good friends?] ――B]

[The Wikipedia definition of "bromance" is not defined in this way, my dear friend, you must know that you are my only friend in reality.] ――PH]

[Well, I have to make a special statement that I only love your code, your Earl Grey in your kitchen, your lemon sponge pudding.] Wait, do you mean you still have friends in the unreal? ――B]

[If you have to know, I can sue you, it's all for you, Ben.] And yes, what I can tell you is that he's a very shy guy. ――PH]

[I gotta say, I was moved for a second.] ――B]

[So, are you going to tell me about your first and so far only one-off experience at the age of sixteen?] ――PH]

[WTH！ ――B]

[Civilized Language, Ben.] And I just want to tell you that it's the information age and your sex object is obviously an ordinary goldfish who loves social networks, and I've already hacked him for you, you're welcome. ――PH]

[I won't say thank you to you, seventeen-year-old virgin!] ――B]

[Did you know that a pig's sexual high orgasm can last thirty minutes?] ――PH]

[I just wanted to tell you that I have a lot of theoretical experience.] ――PH]

Benjamin: "......" after #Speech Death Early#, is there another #Logical Death#? And Benjamin just wants to know what Gu Qing learned before he went to Cambridge?

[Don't you tell me that you've personally observed pig mating?] ――B]

[For God's sake, how could I be such a question!] - B] Obviously, the previous sentence is a fraudulent use of the name "B" by "PH".

Benjamin waited for a few seconds and didn't wait for Gu Qing's reply, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Gu Qing himself, and found that his expression was subtle, and then thought of the question he had just asked, and thought positively: [You won't really observe it yourself, will you? ――B]

[Guess what?] XD――PH]

Before Benjamin was flirted with a cat, Gu Qing sacrificed his magic weapon - a string of code, which was also the original purpose of their gathering in the library today, who would have thought that before they got down to business, there would be a slightly lengthy and meaningless (Benjamin's words) "foreplay" between good friends?

It's all Jim's fault.