It must be admitted that this plan is attractive!

If there is a chance to destroy your enemies without taking any responsibility, anyone will hesitate to do so.

What's more, it is Liu Yinong and Ma Wencai, who have as many enemies (including their families) as many as mountains!

But Liu Yinong always thought that his IQ was a little higher than that of Ma Wencai, and this Buddha statue was not as simple and easy to use as □□ after all, so he asked two questions: "How did this thing start?" ”

Ma Wencai spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders and shook his head.

"Then how do you make it not hurt our own family?"

This is a very simple inference: their most hated enemy will certainly not love them.

Ma Wencai opened his mouth, and Liu Yinong slapped him on the head: "Quickly close your mouth, it's more like an IQ of fifty." ”

"Okay." Ma Wencai obediently closed his mouth, and deliberately disgusted Liu Yinong said: "Miss Qin said that if you want to take it home safely, you have to smear it with stool first." ”

Liu Yinong glanced at him, Ma Wencai nodded, looked at the second point, Ma Wencai nodded solemnly, Liu Yinong also nodded, took out his mobile phone and said to the driver who transported the Buddha statue: "Ship the Buddha statue to Xiangshan Villa." ”

Marven immediately went up and grabbed his phone!

"Oops!! How did you get me there! "Xiangshan Villa is his most beloved gold house! It used to be used to hide Jiao, but now there is no Jiao, and the most delicate is him. So when he heard that he was sent to his favorite villa, he immediately didn't want to.

"Your villa hasn't been occupied for half a year, so it's just right to put it there." Liu Yinong said.

"Then I'll live in the future!"

"How much more will you be after this?" Liu Yinong said with a smile, Ma Wencai's self-cultivation is a big news in the circle of friends, and it has become a joke, "similar to Ma Wencai" is synonymous with "monk".

Marvencai's face was red, and he made up his mind that when he went out this time, he must change a little girl and take them out every day for them to see!

Liu Yinong finished the blow, touched his hair again, comforted him and said: "You want to hurt people, it's not impossible, first ask Miss Qin how to clean up this thing, what are its characteristics?" We always need to know how to use a weapon, right? ”

Marven was silent for a moment, and said honestly: "I don't dare." Miss Qin's words always make me feel weak...... She must know everything, right? ”

This one...... Liu Yinong can't guarantee it. People can even see things that others can't see, so can't they hear the truth and falsehood as soon as they hear it?

Marven saw that Liu Yinong didn't speak anymore, and sighed: "That man today is so pitiful!" ”

"It's called Fang Yu." However, Liu Yinong also admitted that he was quite pitiful, and he didn't dare to say a word of nonsense to his girlfriend in the future, how would he live this life?

Qin Qing received a call from Ma Wencai the next afternoon, his tone was panicked, but it was not what she thought at all.

He said, "Miss Qin! The head of the Buddha statue is gone! ”

Just last night, in the middle of the night, Marven finally returned home and took a shower and was ready to go to bed, when a phone call came, it was the person who sent the Buddha statue to the Xiangshan Villa.

In the middle of the night, the voice of the phone sounded a little loud, and the man was not lightly frightened, and his voice on the other end of the phone changed and said in a trembling voice: "Ma...... Brother Ma? The Buddha statue...... Isn't it headless? ”

Marven was frightened into a cold sweat when he heard this, and quickly turned on all the lights in the house, and the lights in the kitchen and toilet were all turned on.

"What did you say? How...... How can there be no head? Are you mistaken?! He asked sternly, this joke can't be made!

The person who sent the Buddha was eight feet away from the car, stretched out his head to look at it and quickly retracted it, stomped his feet and whispered, "No, brother!" It's a headless! ”

Marven reflexively said: "Fell off the road?" ”

"Huh? Is it? After the Buddha was finished, the man relieved his heart, "Oh, it's gone, that's good." ”

"What a fart! Can you see Lao Tzu's Buddha statue with one less head!? ”

Even if he was scolded, the driver who sent the Buddha statue to the villa was not nervous, think about it, he drove a car in the middle of the night to send a three-meter-high Buddha statue to this uninhabited villa area, and the nearest neighbor was more than 200 meters away, and there was no sound from the black hole, how scary.

Then he was ready to move the Buddha statue, and when he looked up, the Buddha statue was headless!

At that time, the urine was almost scared out.

Now that I'm sure my head might just have fallen off the road, that's not a big problem.

The driver has no psychological pressure, and Liu Yinong and Marven have it. Marven slept for a while, and as soon as he woke up, he came to see this Buddha statue with an appraiser, how could he lose his head for no reason? Don't you want to leave the Qian family so much? Have such a deep affection for the Qian family?

He made up a bunch of brains, and the appraiser said after appraisal: "This is all the wrong way of transportation, how can this kind of big Buddha statue be casually tied to the roof of the car and sent it?" I don't wrap it up, but what is it if I just lose my head? I'm lucky that my hands, feet, and legs didn't fall off! ”

What is this called!

Ma Wencai made up a bunch of bloody pictures in his brain, but after the expert science's explanation (these two words are reread), he understood, it is a big Buddha statue like this, it can't be carved out of a whole piece of wood - all liars who dare to say this.

Therefore, it is carved by several carvers and then combined with the head, torso, limbs, hands and feet, etc.

"Oh, I see." Marven was relieved, and asked people to find the Buddha's head, thinking that he fell on the road last night, and he should have been sent to the garbage dump by the road cleaning team, right?

However, I couldn't find it.

Ma Wencai found someone to check the surveillance again, and finally found that the car stopped and someone picked it up.

Finding the head of the Buddha is another problem, but can a statue of a Buddha without a head still harm people? Or can it still be eliminated?

Marven had no choice but to call Qin Qing.

Qin Qing had no choice, so he asked him to pick her up, and she went to see the Buddha statue.

Marven hung up the phone and breathed a sigh of relief," she said. ”

"People just want to come." Liu Yinong said, "Yesterday you let people go so unceremoniously, and I would be angry when I was still a human being." ”

Marven touched his nose, "That...... Didn't I get into a haunt last night? "The main thing is that the Qian family is also corrupted from the inside, if it weren't for Qian Feng himself not caring, his wife and children had an accident before and after, which basically ruined the Qian family. So when he knew that it was the Buddha statue that was a ghost, he immediately thought of finding a way to send it to the home of someone who was against him, wouldn't it be a big deal?

At that moment, his thinking circuit was not himself, but the Ma family. But don't use your brain if you don't have enough IQ, this is what his father has always used to scold him, and it seems that his father understands him.

Fortunately, Miss Qin is still willing to come......

Marven was really relieved.

At this time, his mobile phone rang again, and he saw that it was a number he didn't recognize, so he picked it up and hey: "Which one?" ”

After Huang Ping endured it for a few days, he didn't see Ma Gongzi contact him again, and finally couldn't help but make a phone call to test it, but as soon as Ma Gongzi answered the phone, he shouted "broken" in his heart, because Ma Gongzi didn't remember his phone number at all, which means that he didn't save it. Ma Gongzi definitely didn't plan to contact him anymore.

He mentioned the matter of a friend's house that Ma Gongzi asked last time, and in his experience, this is usually "his own home". In order to attract Ma Gongzi, he also specially mentioned Huang Jiu, "After my eldest brother heard about it, he has always been very concerned about this matter, as soon as he heard that it was a child who had an accident, he couldn't bear it, my eldest brother has never been married and has no children in his life, and he loves children the most......"

"Oh, that's it, it's been solved, thank you Master Huang for helping me, I have the opportunity to invite him to tea." Marven was impatient to listen to him say more, interrupted him and hung up the phone.

"Who?" Liu Yinong asked.

"That's the younger brother of Master Huang." He didn't even remember Huang Ping's name, "As soon as we met, they asked me how much merit I donated, and his family's merit donation was not as expensive as ordinary." Marven shook his head.

He said that it was expensive, so it was certainly not cheap.

Liu Yinong nodded, didn't ask any more, and didn't bother to ask how Marven talked to others.

"How can Miss Qin be good? It was only two million last time, and this time I have to wrap a big red envelope for Miss Qin. Marven said.

"Do you know which side is better?" Liu Yinong asked with a smile.

"I'm going to get by, too." Ma Wencai winked at Liu Gongzi. Because he "learned well", he has recently been arranged by his uncles and aunts on a lot of blind dates, and "will live" as an evaluation criterion has become his fixed phrase, and he used to think that this was all about the nanny at home.

"That's it." Marven led Qin Qing to the golf course behind the villa, because she said that she wanted to put it in a place where there was no shelter and could allow the sun to shine directly, so he put the rest of the Buddha statues here.

"Is that okay?" Marven asked worriedly.

Because this Buddha statue is uncomfortable no matter how it is placed.

Vertically, it has no head, and its bare standing head is like someone has cut it off; Down, more like a freshly chopped head. Just now when the Buddha statue was transported, Marven really spent a lot of effort on how to place it, and finally Liu Yinong thought of a way, put the Buddha statue upright, and then inserted a bouquet of flowers in the place where it was broken.

When Qin Qing came, he saw this Buddha statue sitting there, with a bouquet of lilies on his head.

"It's good." She said.

"Really?" Marven was comfortable when he was affirmed, and he also expressed his merits: "There are also roses, but I think lilies are more suitable." ”

"It's a good fit." Qin Qing circled around this Buddha statue, unexpectedly, there was very little bad luck on this Buddha statue, and it was conservatively estimated that it could be used as an ordinary living room ornament if it was exposed to the sun for a few more days.

――It seems that the Buddha head is in trouble.

This made her think: Could it be a certain craftsman who specializes in carving heads?