On the first night of entering Nanzhong Middle School, Lin Yang woke up in the middle of the night when the fan was turned off, and Lin Yang got up from the bed and found that the classmates in the entire dormitory were complaining, and they were all blowing wind on the balcony. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The first day of military training.

Nanshan Middle School, which is known for its "bravery, thrift, love and sincerity", began to reorganize.

A series of dormitory hygiene standards, school discipline regulations, and student code of conduct were distributed to every new student, and the most perverted one of them was that no scrap of paper was allowed on the floor of the dormitory.

After lunch, the head teacher will take the military training instructor to teach how to fold the military quilt from bedroom to bedroom.

Xu Qianhuan, who slept on the top bunk in Linyang, seemed to have known that the military training would have this item for a long time, and after eating in the cafeteria at noon, he went to the supermarket outside the school alone to buy two boxes of "red five-leaf" cigarettes.

The instructor was holding a classmate's quilt to demonstrate, and they were all eating together, and they were not conscientious.

Just about to leave after casually folding it twice, Xu Qianhuan grabbed the instructor, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it over, then pointed to his quilt and said, "Instructor, there are a few places I didn't remember just now, help us demonstrate it again." ”

The instructor squinted for a while, looked at the cigarette in Xu Qianhuan's hand, neatly put it in his pocket, and told Xu Jianhuan to go to the bathroom to get some water, and then find a chopstick.

A few minutes later, the instructor went to other dormitories.

Looking at the tofu cubes that the instructor folded for Xu Quanhuan, and then looking at the loose new quilt on his bed, the other three boys in the dormitory were dumbfounded, but Lin Yang and Zhang Zhicheng were full of disapproval.

Xu Duhuan carefully offered the quilt that the instructor folded for him at the head of the bed, and then took out a cover with a sheet from the cabinet, his meaning was obvious, anyway, the weather has been so hot recently, he put away this quilt first if he doesn't cover it, and someone will take it out when someone comes to check it, and then re-open it after the military training.

Zhang Zhicheng couldn't see it, endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back: "I said Xu Duhuan, you are all bored, just fold a quilt, can you do this!" ”

Xu Duan smiled and said, "You don't care!" ”

Zhang Zhicheng: "......"

Anyone with a discerning eye can know that in the entire 309 dormitory, Zhang Zhicheng is the first and only one who claims that he has a girlfriend.

Maybe it's because Lin Yang looked tanned in the summer vacation, no matter how he looked, he didn't look like a person with a girlfriend, no one in the bedroom asked him about his emotional problems, and his cheeks were not thick enough to show himself.

According to Zhang Zhicheng himself, he and his girlfriend Qiu Ying started in the second year of junior high school, and he was admitted to Nanzhong High School by himself, and Qiu Ying entered Nanzhong High School at his own expense because his family had money.

As soon as Zhang Zhicheng finished speaking, Lin Yang guessed that Zhang Zhicheng's disclosure of personal privacy was paving the way for using the bedroom phone to make phone porridge.

Sure enough......

Since turning off the lights in the bedroom, the phone in the 309 bedroom has become his exclusive landline, and after the lights go out every night, he must talk to his girlfriend on the phone if he can't move, and other people's phones can't come in at all.

But the key question is, Zhang Zhicheng's girlfriend, Qiu Ying, she obviously lives upstairs from her, is it necessary for the young couple to be so entangled? It's like crape myrtle......

This night, Zhang Zhicheng reluctantly put down the phone.

Lin Yang was lying on the bed, and his head was full of Liu Limin's graceful figure.

Since he and Liu Limin don't have mobile phones, the time for each other to go to school to report is just about the same, Lin Yang for a while, there is no way to get to her dormitory phone, he wants to find a time to sneak out of the Internet café near the school, on QQ to send her the phone number, and when she goes online, she can call and get in touch, and by the way, publish his original martial arts novel "Xingyue Shadowless Knife" online, no matter how this book is written, it is his own brainchild anyway, not to mention that hundreds of thousands of words of manuscripts are brought with him, People still have to have dreams, what if they come true?

The significance of military training is to make you understand that in this school, most of the time, like the army, there is no reason to only obey orders.

Gustave Le Pen once clearly said in "The Rabble": "Some admirers of the common . . . The protarian state, which forces its students to undergo a painful and meaningless education, is designed to make the educated feel powerless and to develop a sense of awe and love for the regime. ”

In SM, there is some sex. It is also true that slaves have heartfelt love for their masters.

Of course, there are also a series of courses such as meditation and meditation

"If you don't move, you just can't move, what? You didn't move? Have I wronged you? ”

"Oh~ I wronged you, stand in the sun for an afternoon!"

……

"Now you answer again, have I wronged you?"

"Nope!"

"Is the instructor's order reasonable!?"

"Reasonable!"

"Be louder!!! I can't hear you!!! ”

"Reasonable !!" Zhang Zhicheng opened his throat and yelled.

It's good, the instructor is happy, the teachers are happy, and the school is happy.

As the saying goes, a gun shoots the first bird, and Zhang Zhicheng is really the kind of person who likes to provoke right and wrong.

"Now let me ask you, is everything you see reasonable?" The instructor clenched his fists.

Zhang Zhicheng nodded weakly.

At this time, Zhang Zhicheng, who has always been arrogant and arrogant, was in the instructor's lewdness. Under the majesty, he has become a little black face under the scorching sun.

Standing in a military posture, kicking the right step, standing up and resting, turning left and right, sitting in a circle and singing, Lin Yang, who experienced military training again, felt that it was more interesting than hard.

The significance of military training in schools is to make you understand that in front of the instructor and in front of the school, there is no reason to talk about it.

Moreover, military training can quickly divide students into three categories: ordinary high school students, student union officials, and Stockholm syndrome.

At the same time, it also brought entertainment to the seniors in the second and third years of high school.

In fact, in the final analysis, for students, military training can not only make people black, but also have a fart use?

Have you ever seen a circus monkey show end and ride a bike home?

The week-long military training was about to come to an end, and the pace of the training had slowed down a little, so Lin Yang took advantage of the end of the military training to sneak out of the school and enter an Internet café near the school.

In his previous life, Lin Yang went to the Internet café for the first time, it was in the first year of high school, he was taken by his classmates, and he didn't know anything after that, there were a lot of people in the Internet café at that time, and the light in the Internet café was still very dim, and he finally found the empty machine next to the seat of a tattooed brother who was playing CS and wearing a big gold chain, but Lin Yang, who went to the Internet for the first time, couldn't find where the boot button was, groped on the chassis for a long time, and finally found it, and then got up and found that "hey" Why the big guy's screen was black, he also looked at Lin Yang in a daze, Lin Yang found out that I, Nima, turned off his computer, and then Lin Yang immediately ran to school quickly, and never dared to go to that Internet café again......

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No eunuchs, don't send blades. Orange is just too busy, has to go to work during the day and work overtime at night, and has no choice but to code words all night. (To be continued.) )