South Korea always shouts the slogan of a cosmic power, and Koreans also claim to be the first in various ways, which is very annoying.

In fact, South Koreans are not suffering from collective psychosis to the point of babbling, but they have to do it.

After the Asian financial crisis in '98, the Korean economy was hit hard, and factories that were not salable for various goods closed down. If you want to survive, you have to reform, but if you take a closer look at your own products, you will be dumbfounded. Resource? I don't have enough at home, so I rely on imports. Technological innovation? What is this, can you eat it? Workforce? I'm sorry, but in a small country, the cost of workers is the highest.

What is the advantage of this Korean product? No, all of them do.

So if the South Korean government wants to continue to eat mixed rice, it has to rely on all kinds of false advertising to package its own goods. If you don't look at the curative effect and look at the advertisement, it's like a shopping channel on a TV station, and you can't fool around. There may be no problem with the quality of the stick goods, but it is definitely the least cost-effective product of the same kind, absolutely.

The kimchi entertainment industry is equivalent to the host of those shopping channels, trial guests or something. Of course, it is the strong support of the state, how to make it glamorous, and it must not lose face.

It's not enough to rely on spokespeople, and the product also needs to get some gimmicks into it, so "No. 1 in the world", a cheap advertising slogan used all over the world, is naturally widely used by sticks.

After getting tired of these false and excessive propaganda, the stick changed its gameplay and engaged in cultural heritage to package; But the stick has no cultural background at all, it was a subject country of China in ancient times, and it was occupied by little devils for decades in modern times, and it is a beautiful little brother in modern times. It seems that I can't find much culture that belongs to the stick itself, so the Dragon Boat Festival was preemptively registered by South Korea, and Confucius became a Korean Yankee, and even Sun Monkey King did not play the golden hoop stick but directly became a "stick".

I grabbed all the things that could be registered, and then used them to package Korean goods. This is the so-called "cultural revitalization of the economy".

The reality of Chiguoguo is just one word, money!

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Of course, those "world firsts" are not all boastful, at least there is one thing that has no suspense and is the best in the world.

It's called instant noodles, instant noodles, or "ramen" as Koreans call it.

The per capita consumption is the first in the world, leaving the latecomers so that they can't even look at the taillights. It is followed by Vietnam, Indonesia, Thailand. Although our country is always complained that it is not good here and backward there, the per capita consumption of instant noodles is less than half of that of South Korea.

The scarcity of food resources in South Korea can be seen, and "instant noodles with eggs" is already a good hospitality food. So when Lin Dong cooks, he really only makes instant noodles and eggs. And there is no kitchen utensils at home, so it seems that you can't make anything else to eat except instant noodles.

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Soaking instant noodles can think of so many national events, and Lin Dongna is also forced to do so. If you don't think about it, you will unconsciously think of the goddess Han Jiaren last night. Eating in the bowl and looking into the pot, thinking about nowhere. This is the inferior nature of men, and the seductive performance of the beauty goddess really makes Xiao Dongdong want to move.

1982 is really a terrible number, Liu Renna, who was born in 82, and Han Jiaren, who was born in 82......

Lin Dong's mental age in his thirties is really a sinkhole, and he has little resistance to the 28-year-old ripe peaches. If 8282 is put together, it would be great, this magical combination of numbers really makes Lin Dong yearn for it, and the song "8282" that won the Golden Disc Music Source Award last year unconsciously flashed in his mind.

I said don't meet, and I said don't contact

Would you really do that? It won't be like that

I'm afraid that it will end like this, I'm afraid I'll forget you forever

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Lin Dong shook his head violently, he couldn't think about the evil 8282 combination anymore; I am only 25 years old now and not the uncle of my previous life, I should think about it for a few years, Jessica, Xu Xian or something, the age is just right. Then Lin Dong was stunned again, it seemed that the two of them regarded themselves as hooligans.

Still one word, pit!

Stop thinking about these crooked things and get down to business! Lin Dong took out his mobile phone, and while waiting for the instant noodles to cook, he took his mobile phone to browse entertainment news, and paid attention to the scandal of Kim Jong Kook, which he wrote and directed.

Kim Jong Kook, the man who was once the most popular in the music industry, and Lee Jin, a member of the former founder of the Korean girl group FINKL, got together the two once brilliant figures, and the topicality is still quite explosive, and the headlines on the front pages of major entertainment media speak for themselves.

"The dispute between the eldest sister and the younger sister of Finkl, the tiger Kim Jong Kook fell into sweet troubles"

"Lee Hyori has become history, and the tiger's new love has appeared as a 'real' body."

"Lee Hyo-ri Yoon Eun-hye loses both, and the younger sister Lee Jin makes a profit and captures the tiger"

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After reading the news, Lin Dong became funny in seconds, how did this matter become like this? How did this focus become the sisterhood of Lee Hyo-ri and Lee Jin. Yoon Eun-hye's news only accounts for so much of a loss? If the reporter didn't bother her, would Yoon Eun-hye still make a statement? Will you attack Kim Jong Kook?

Funny than Lin Dong is full of question marks, after all, he is just a temporary worker and a layman, and he doesn't know where the entertainment reporter's festival cao is. This time it is the rhythm of digging a pit and jumping by itself, and the scandal seems to have deviated from the original plan, and the golden tiger will be hell if he doesn't break out and hurt people.

Nothing is going well, is it possible that I had both wealth and lust last night, so I can't even see God?

"The ramen noodles are going to be boiled to a pulp."

The voice of the female demon leader Renna came from behind her, breaking Lin Dong's cranky thoughts.

"What are you thinking? Han Jiaren? Isn't it enough to have me? A thick sourness filled the entire room, and in the face of the threat of the goddess of beauty, how could Liu Renna, the little shrimp, not be cowardly.

"Do you think I'm enough?" Lin Dong asked rhetorically, the boss in his heart was not happy, if he hadn't finished the second round last night, Brother Dong would not have been demolished on the rooftop. And the behavior of the two of them getting on the bus first and then making up the ticket really can't tell whether it's love or desire.

The female demon was speechless, and was bent on extinguishing the fire last night, but in the end, she tried her best to subdue the evil dragon. Thinking of what happened to her good sister Park Hanxing, Liu Renna shook her head and sighed. Seven's kind of hypocritical fast gunner can't even deal with Park Hanxing, but he still goes out to pick flowers and weeds; My own man is so fierce and wants to be dissatisfied, this, I really can't say who is right and who is wrong.

"Even if you want to play, you can't find a married woman like Han Jiaren."

What does this mean? Lin Dong was a little stunned, could he really go out and play? The female devil Renna's drama is too deep, try the truth first," Han Jiaren said that she was divorced. ”

"Yikes! No, in short, Han Jiaren is definitely not good! "Liu Renna, every cell in her body is opposed, the threat of the beauty goddess is too great, if she is there, how can she have anything to do?

Lin Dong still didn't understand whether the female devil was telling the truth or simply fooling Brother Dong, "When you were on Jeju Island, you said that you wouldn't fight, wouldn't rob, and wouldn't lie." It doesn't seem to have done anything now, Liu Rennaxi. ”

Liu Renna was stunned for a moment and fell into the pit. At that time, the mood of the personnel was high, and the lines were too smooth, and now I regret it, "If you have the ability, you can find it, I can not fight or not rob, but this home must have my place and my room." And it definitely can't be Han Jiaren! ”

What is this unfolding, the rhythm of the gods? Could it be that Dongge's tiger body shook her head and bowed, or was it because of that ability value that scared her? Brother Dong's good days are coming?

"Really? No kidding? ”

"Hmm." Liu Renna nodded.

"Okay, I'll find someone to decorate later, and you can get whichever one you want." The corners of Lin Dong's mouth turned up unnaturally, a man's terrible inferiority.

"Don't be too happy, is there a woman who is willing to follow you silently, without fighting or grabbing like me? And you said there are enemies in the shadows, Lin Dongxi. The female devil Renna reminded coldly, quite confident. If you don't fight, it doesn't mean that others are willing, and modern women are not as virtuous as in ancient times.

Lin Dong was stunned for a moment, car accidents, drugs, boxing blackhands all kinds of fancy plots, talking about love is harming others and hurting oneself. The reality is too cruel, Brother Rong Dong cried for a while.

"Remember to decorate beautifully." The female demon Renna proudly mended the knife.

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Professional things are handled by professional people, and Lin Dong, who is in an unhappy mood, is too lazy to bother himself. Decide to be capricious, pick up the mobile phone and call support, such a high-end community of course has a full set of services service, including decoration design.

"Mr. Lim, according to your requirements, after preliminary estimates, the design and decoration of the whole house will cost about 300 million to 400 million won."

The professional's offer made Lin Dong Dandan's sadness, and he really couldn't be willful. The requirements are already very low, the cost is still so terrible, and the "ill-gotten gains" won back last night don't seem to be enough to see at all.

"Let's decorate one floor first, and don't worry about the upstairs for the time being. There is no need to add gym equipment downstairs, and large-screen TVs are not purchased for the time being, and there are ...... There is no need for the time being" Lin Dong, who was thoroughly hit by reality, had no choice but to admit it, pick and pick and pick and pick things that cannot be used for the time being.

"Didi, Didi." After frantically pressing the computer, the professional said: "The hall, master bedroom, bathroom and kitchen on the first floor are fully equipped, and the gym is only decorated without equipment, and the budget needs more than 100 million won." If you pay in a lump sum, you will receive paint and wallpaper on the second floor. ”

"Okay. How long will it take to complete? Lin Dong returned to abject poverty again, and the money he won back made him spend all his money, and I hope luck will recover.

"The overall structure does not need to be changed, it is basically a soft decoration, ten days! We are professional and it only takes ten days to complete. ”

The professional's answer made Lin Dong feel a little relieved, fortunately, the time is not too long, it should be okay to stay up for a little more time on the rooftop, but the neighbor Xu Xian seems to have regarded himself as a werewolf now, if he meets on the rooftop, will he be attacked by the "gourd bottle" again