Chapter 237: The Bard Who Broke the Sky (Thanks to the Six-Pointed Blade, Silver Wolf Roaring Moon!)
Yan Yun's face was a little unsightly, he felt that Xiao Xuan's star card strength was average, and he relied on the Yin people in the scene to bring some miraculous effects.
However, Marshal Tianpeng slapped him in the face fiercely, turned into a pig demon, and in a wave of surprise attacks, in the case of 1v5, killed two, crippled three, and almost collapsed.
Although he has a resurrection, he can only bring a single resurrection, so who will be resurrected?
Yanyun's eyes flickered, and he hesitated for a moment, and finally decided to resurrect the sword girl.
Shout!
The light flashed, and the knife girl appeared again.
Seeing that only the sword sister was resurrected, Xiao Xuan breathed a sigh of relief as if relieved, Marshal Tianpeng, who had the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, was really too strong.
Although the realm is not as strong as the other side, the Bajie IQ is online!
If he only attacked the sword sister just now when the canopy spell stunned the group, he could only force the opposite one to resurrect.
He chose Tsim, not only forced out the resurrection, but also reduced the number of troops on the other side, and now even if he dies in battle, he will die without regrets.
This wave, blood earned!
After solving the problem with one punch, Zhu Bajie once again turned into a pig demon, took a step that shook the world, and rushed towards the bard.
Bajie knew that his hole cards were exhausted, and his life was short, but he still wanted to exert his residual heat, borrow his spare strength, and kill another enemy general.
"Leave it to me. ”
Dao Mei jumped forward, blocking several remnant blood teammates behind her, and a pair of phoenix eyes filled with the smell of wildness.
"Just let you, the pig demon, see what it is..."
"Nope. ”
"Xiang. ”
"Yes. ”
"Blade!"
Rumble!
The voice fell, and the knife girl suddenly exerted force, and the double blades in her hands swept through the void with endless sharp intent, and shot towards the pig demon.
Woohoo!
Under the gaze of many eyes, two sharp blades pierced through Bajie's defense and pierced into his body.
The white blade is in, and the red blade is out!
Again, again!
In this cycle, the huge pig demon suddenly exploded.
"It's the second level. ”
Yan Yun breathed a sigh of relief, raised his eyes to look into the depths of the Heavenly Court, and muttered, "Even if one level dies, I can survive to the end, right?"
So the three of them rested for a while, and then walked all the way towards the Tushi Palace.
Tushi Palace.
Everyone looked up and saw that in the center of the Tushi Palace, there was a burning furnace, which was the gossip furnace.
In front of the gossip furnace, there are two children, who are the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn.
Seeing the movement, the two kings Huo Ran turned around, looked at the four people behind them, and shouted in unison: "Bold ladyboy, dare to break into my Tushi Palace!"
Sword Demon: "You are a shemale, your whole family is a shemale!"
King of the Golden Horn: "I didn't say you, you're the devil!"
The Silver Horn King said: "You don't even have a name, you must be a shemale!"
Sword Demon said: "Who said there is none? My name is Sword Demon!"
Knife Sister: "My name is Knife Sister!"
Bard: "My name is Bard!"
Phi Phi Whale: "My name is Phi Phi Whale!"
Silverhorn King: "No, you must be lying to me!"
Sword Demon: "What do you mean by me lying to you little kid?"
Others nodded their heads.
"Since you didn't lie to me. The Golden Horn King flashed a hint of banter between his eyebrows, took out a purple and gold red gourd, stared at the Phi Whale, and said, "I call you a Phi Whale, do you dare to agree?"
The Silver Horn King looked at the Sword Demon, took out the mutton fat jade purification bottle, and said, "I call you a Sword Demon, do you dare to agree?"
Yanyun stared at the magic weapons in the hands of the two kings, frowned slightly, and thought of the situation when he was pitted by Xiao Xuan before, he shook his spirit violently, and said, "Slow..."
"Dare!"
However, before he could finish shouting, the two of them responded in a hurry.
Shout!
In the next moment, two terrifying suction forces burst out from the gourd and the jade net bottle, and shrouded towards the two demon bodies of the Sword Demon and the Leather Whale.
All eyes converged here, and then they saw that the huge bodies of the sword demon and the leather whale gradually shrank, and soon turned into a streamer of light, burrowing into the bottle and the red gourd.
"What's going on?!"
Yan Yun's face changed slightly, and he looked at Xiao Xuan.
Xiao Xuan glanced at him strangely and said, "It's sealed." ”
"Seal?" Flame Cloud gently rubbed the ring in his palm and said, "Purify." ”
Shout!
A flash of holy light roared out from his finger heart and shot towards the purple gold red gourd.
Wherever the holy light reaches, all evils fade away, and all evils do not invade.
Then, the gourd is still the same gourd, and nothing has changed.
Yanyun looked at Xiao Xuan angrily and said, "Isn't it a seal, why is the purification technique ineffective?"
Xiao Xuan slapped his head and suddenly realized: "Oops, I remembered wrong!"
Flame Cloud: "..."
What is this?
Trick him into a purification?
Xiao Xuan said: "That's right, as long as Xingka breaks this gourd and bottle, they can be liberated." ”
Flame Cloud conveyed Xiao Xuan's meaning to the Sword Demon and the Phi Whale.
The sword demon instantly realized, picked up the magic sword, and smashed it against the surrounding walls.
The Phi Whale was about to cry and said, "Big brother, I'm just an assistant, how can I fight?"
Dao Mei said: "I'll help you." ”
The voice fell, and she rubbed the double blade in her hand, and was about to throw it at the purple gold red gourd.
At this moment, the lid of the gossip furnace in the middle fell off, and a terrifying suction force came out of the furnace and shrouded towards the knife girl.
Dao Mei's face changed suddenly, and her body retreated sharply, but she couldn't get out of control, so she had to be enveloped by the suction force and dragged her into the furnace alive.
In the alchemy furnace.
Dao Mei's face changed suddenly, and the raging flames around her made her feel a hint of danger.
The bard looked confused, it had been less than three minutes since he entered the door, why was he the only one left?
The two brothers smiled at him.
"What are you doing?"
The bard's face changed suddenly, and he quickly flipped through the book in his hand, about to release the spell.
Clang!
The diamond bracelet smashed and fell onto the book in the poet's hand, and the moment it collided, the poet's book was gone.
"My book..."
The bard's face changed suddenly, and the book was his weapon!
Shout!
At that moment, a golden rope flew over and circled the bard, binding him tightly.
For a time, all of Yanyun's star cards were charged!
The Golden Horn King looked at the Silver Horn King and said, "Second brother, you go and fan the flames of the alchemy furnace, and I will clean up this goods." ”
The Silver Horn King nodded, took the banana fan, sat in front of the gossip furnace, and fanned desperately.
Boom!
With the efforts of the banana fan, the fire in the gossip furnace is getting stronger and stronger, and the knife girl wants to cry without tears, and she feels like she is going to melt!
The King of the Golden Horn took the seven-star sword, walked up to the bard, looked him up and down, and said, "Yo, the skin is fine and the flesh is tender." ”
The bard shuddered and said, "What do you want to do?"
The King of the Golden Horn looked at him with great interest and said, "I heard that you are a poet? ”
"Of course, poetry can't be done casually, it depends on your current situation!"
The bard thought about it, isn't he dying now that he has been kidnapped?
So he spoke: "I sat up in shock in my dying illness, I felt cute, I looked up to the sky and laughed and went out, I accidentally crossed my waist, and the treatment was as fierce as a tiger, and the hospitalization fund was eighty-five thousand..."
"What a broken poem!" The Golden Horn King stabbed in with a sword, looked at him with disdain, and said, "You can't even do poetry, you better die!"
"Wait, I think I can still save it!" The bard was about to cry, and said, "Not only can I write poetry, I love to read, I am wise, I know everything, I don't believe you test me!"
The Golden Horn King was stunned and said, "Okay, I'll test you!"
"If you're a potato farmer and you're affected by a factor that causes your potatoes to go up, and then you have a bad market, and now you're facing a loss, what do you do?"
The bard thought for a moment and said, "I'll change careers!"
Bang!
The Golden Horn King stabbed in with a sword and said, "I'm asking you how to solve the potato loss!"
Bard: "Big brother, give me another chance!"
The Golden Horn King said: "This is a traffic problem, you are on the road, you see an aunt, and then you say a word, the aunt said after listening, oh, it turned out to be a red light, I didn't pay attention!"
"Excuse me, what did you say to Auntie?"
The bard thought for a moment and said, "Auntie, I'm a red light, don't you know me?"
Audience: "..."
Golden Horn King: "If you go to buy breakfast, a bun will be 5 star coins, a bottle of mineral water will be 10 star coins, and a meat bun will be 20 star coins." ”
"What are you going to buy, and how many Star Coins do you want to spend?"
The bard thought for a moment and said, "I don't buy it, it costs a total of 0 star coins!"
Audience: "..."
The Golden Horn King's face was about to be crooked, and he said, "I'll give you another chance!" The teacher is testing two students, and the known function f(x)=x2- 2ax+a2-1, the inequality about x((x)) < the solution set of 0 is an empty set, then the value range of the real number a is ___"
"Student A says A is less than or equal to -2, and Student B says A is less than or equal to -1, who is right?"
The bard thought for a moment and said, "I think what the teacher said is right!"
Audience: "..."
The Golden Horn King said, "You have 323 rock candies, 289 marshmallows, and 134 lollipops in your pocket. Today you ate 289 ice ponds, 124 marshmallows, 98 lollipop ponds. Excuse me, what else do you have now?"
The bard thought for a moment and said, "I have diabetes!"
Burst!
The Golden Horn King spit out a mouthful of blood!