Just a few days ago.

An alarm clock has gone off!

I'm really not used to the time to go to school, we haven't been to school or class for more than two years, and in the past in the Huaxia Continent, we all slept until dawn before waking up!

"It's Killing Me"

We stopped the alarm and went back to sleep.

"Little egg, don't sleep in! It's going to be late! Today is Monday, the day of the all-elementary school assembly! ”

Silly Bai reached out and lifted our quilt, exposing our bare butts to the sun!

What bad luck! It's a meeting for your sister's elementary school students!

We were half-pushed and half-pushed by Silly White to the door of Sunshine Primary School.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I heard a rousing song playing on the school's loudspeaker, which was all day long, and we were about to vomit!

Another day, we must secretly replace the music in the school to enjoy it, hehe!

"Little egg, you're finally here, this baby has been waiting for you for a long time! Look, this baby also made you a loving beauty to die for your summer balabala meal! Eat, little egg."

Let's turn our heads and take a look, it's actually Ye Liangchen, this thing's recent behavior has become more and more weird, in addition to giving us ** heart breakfast every day, he also has to pull us up every time he goes to the toilet. In the beautiful name, they are brothers, pee together!

Pee your size!

Could it be? Don't? it!

This product must not be too close to him, otherwise our reputation in this life will be ruined in the hands of the sissy!

"Don't make me breakfast all day, I'm full! You still have balabala for breakfast, I think you have to go to the toilet balabala every time you finish eating!! ”

We refused, and he handed over the lunch box.

"Woo woo, little egg, this baby just likes to make it for you! This baby and the little egg grew up together! Don't refuse the stupid baby's loving breakfast! ”

Well, then please don't make it so ugly next time!

"Attention to all primary school students, attention to all primary school students, throw away those who eat breakfast, vomit out those who drink soy milk, find those who don't wear hats, and hide in the toilet without school uniforms! Don't show your face if you're not dressed properly, the headmaster is coming! The headmaster is coming! ”

There was a sudden rush on the school radio, and it turned out to be Zhao Ritian's father, Zhao Tiezhu, who was coming.

Let's follow a large group of elementary school students and run to the playground of Sunshine Primary School, because this playground is about to hold a new week of primary school student assembly!

At this moment, Li Xiaoming, the squad leader, with this eye, squinted, staring at the formation of the second class of the third year, back and forth!

"You, this shoelace is open! Why not tie up! Punish you for practicing tying your shoelaces in the classroom after school today, and you can't walk until the practice meeting! ”

"You, why do you still have this food in your mouth, hurry up and lick it off for me with your tongue, or you will be punished to clean the men's toilet today!"

"You, what are you laughing at, haven't you seen such a strict and serious squad leader? Do you still have a squad leader in your eyes? The headmaster is here soon! How dare you laugh! ”

"Bastard, you're still chewing breakfast in your mouth, hurry up and swallow it for me! Otherwise, I'll write it down in a little notebook right away! ”

Xiao Ming swaggered around the formation of the second class of the third year, and at the slightest mistake, he immediately grabbed it, criticized it immediately, and secretly recorded it with the small black book in his hand!

"Look, the black notebook in Xiao Ming's hand is the legendary diarrhea notebook, it is the terrifying notebook of the second class of the third year! It is said that all the primary school students who were registered in the notebook by him would have an upset stomach the next day and run to the toilet, and the heavy ones would immediately be unable to hold back, and they would not even have time to go to the toilet, and they would be pulled directly into their pants, which can be said to be ruined in a bubble of! ”

It turns out that Li Xiaoming, as the leader of the first class, actually has such a magical baby, no wonder he is so awesome every day, criticizing others everywhere, and having such a notebook to support him!

"Dangdang, dangdang, dangdangdang, dangdangdang"

Suddenly, a burst of passionate music sounded, and I saw two rows of neatly dressed, white gloves on their hands, a towering hat on their heads, and a "Sunshine Golden Voice" choir holding various musical instruments standing at the entrance of the school, welcoming the arrival of the principal Zhao Tiezhu!

In the mainland of primary school students, the principal can be said to cover the sky with one hand, in addition to government agencies, the power of the principal can be described as very huge, he is the emperor in the eyes of primary school students, is the biggest king, it is no wonder that Zhao Tiezhu's son Zhao Ritian dared to drag it like this!

I saw that a white stretched Lincoln sedan slowly drove over, and dozens of elementary school students standing in front of them were as excited as if they had seen the lover of their dreams, crying and shouting, all vying to welcome the principal!

"Principal Zhao, you are the most handsome, and the students in the school love you!"

"Principal Zhao, you are the dearest, gentle and considerate of Sai Niang!"

"Principal Zhao, you are the best, I will give you a lollipop!"

Before Zhao Tiezhu could open the car door, the dozen or so students shouted frantically, wave after wave! It is said that these elementary school students were given ten yuan by Liu Dazhu, the director of academic affairs, to welcome Zhao Tiezhu! It's really shady!

Note that the car door opened at this time, and I saw Liu Dazhui bending over and personally opening the car door for Zhao Tiezhu with a smile on his face!

A bald head suddenly came out of the car, he was white and fat, smiling, and the fat on his face was beating rhythmically with his steps.

"Unexpectedly, I haven't seen you for a week, and the headmaster's bald head is getting brighter and brighter, it's really a ray of sunshine! The light of the continent for elementary school students! ”

Liu Da Hammer, immediately slapped Zhao Tiezhu on the back! also led Zhao Tiezhu to lead the way, led Zhao Tiezhu through the red carpet more than ten meters long, and walked towards the rostrum!

"Headmaster! Look here! ”

I saw that Sun Xiaomei, a young reporter broadcast by the school's mainstream media that "if you don't spread rumors, you will die", she was taking pictures with a camera!

When Principal Zhao saw the camera, he immediately froze, waved his palm, and said good morning to all the primary school students!

As soon as the breeze blew, he touched his bald head with his hand and strode towards the rostrum.

As soon as he stepped onto the podium, he picked up the microphone on it and shouted loudly at the microphone.

"Hey! Feed! Why is there no sound! ”

At this moment, all the elementary school students stared intently at the bald head standing in the breeze.

"Liu Dazhu, roll over for me! Your grandmother's, why is there no sound in this microphone! If you are so unreliable, next time, you will be punished for cleaning the men's toilet for a month! ”

Liu Dazhui just walked under the rostrum, but he didn't expect the microphone to be silent, he was so frightened that he trembled, immediately ran to the rostrum, and hurriedly compensated the principal!

An hour passed, and the elementary school students standing in the line were almost dizzy, and the microphone was finally adjusted!

"Haha, the weather is great! This, we, Sunshine Primary School, have been, established the school, have, 500 years, history, too! ”

Principal Zhao touched his bald head with his hand and shouted word by word.

The elementary school students below were bursting with applause.

"But, last week, actually, happened, a, unpleasant, thing! The stationery boxes of many classes of elementary school students in our school were actually stolen, and it is a shame that such a conscientious theft actually happened in this school! Tell me, did your classmates do it? ”

The elementary school students below were applauding again.

Principal Zhao's face sank.

"What a clap, it's a shame, and you applaud too! Liu Dazhui, get back to me, is this the group of elementary school students you manage? ”

The elementary school students below were applauding again.

Liu Dazhui's face immediately turned green! Hurriedly gestured to all the elementary school students in the audience to stop applauding, and finally suppressed the limelight!

"Headmaster, hereby solemnly announce that whoever can catch this thief will personally reward him with a sunshine medal with the headmaster's portrait on it! And directly awarded him as a heroic model of the five bars! ”

As soon as Principal Zhao finished speaking, the ranks of primary school students were like a frying pan.

Student A said, "What! Five bars, oh my God, this is even more difficult than winning the lottery, I didn't expect that as long as the thief was caught, it would be fine! ”

Student B said, "I'm so excited, I can't help it, I'm going to catch the thief right away, everyone get out of the way!" ”

Student C said, "The principal's bald head is very good, and when I grow up, I will have such a handsome haircut!" It's sure to be loved by the girls! ”