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When Yang An saw the expressions of the two, he knew that something was wrong.

Sure enough, Cao Shulin said: "I have been doing the Quyi Conference on Red Maple Satellite TV for six years, not to mention other categories, let's talk about cross talk, and I have a very deep understanding." Our cross talk has been performed on the street or in a teahouse since ancient times, and now it is popular to move to the theater and say, the audience is less than two or three hundred people, just like our Lin Yun Club, there are no more than 10,000, such as the Plum Garden Theater on the street in front, so there is an advantage, that is, fine grinding! ”

Yang An nodded, he understood the meaning.

Good cross talk works are carefully polished, where is lacking in today's performance, which burden is not sounded, and it will be changed when I turn around, and change to another audience in the next show, I don't know what happened in the last game at all, and I still enthusiastically support the scene, and the cross talk actors can continue to change again, every one is meticulously crafted, tempered, and the final work is definitely a good work!

Cao Shulin hesitated: "But once the cross talk is on TV, it means the end of the life of this work, because everyone has heard it, if the audience watches TV, and then buys a ticket to enter my Lin Yun Club, it is an old joke when it is heard, and it is guaranteed to be booed." I have organized a quyi conference for six years, and I have spoken six different cross talks, which is equivalent to creating a new work every year, and this speed is acceptable. But if it's the kind of tournament system you're talking about......"

Hou Jian echoed: "It's difficult! If you record one episode of the show a week, you have to make up a new cross talk, and if you don't get good results in two weeks, you will be eliminated, which is a lot of pressure for us cross talk actors! You can't change the baggage we talked about in the small theater, it's really convenient to change, but if you change one on TV, it is equivalent to destroying the burden of performing in a small theater, and using a string of burdens on TV is equivalent to ruining a program in a small theater! To be realistic, we are still counting on eating in a small theater, the audience buys tickets to enter the venue, that is our food and clothing, but the TV audience didn't give us a penny! ”

Yang An originally wanted to say that he could give the notice fee, but after thinking about it, the notice fee is only a few dollars, thousands, tens of thousands? Ruining a cross talk, it's so cheap?

Yang An was speechless, talking about cross talk on TV, it really looks quite tall, wow! Hundreds of millions of viewers have heard your cross talk, how powerful, you are a star, you are a celebrity!

But the reality is so cruel, in the face of survival, what art, dignity, and discipline have to be ranked behind, and any cross talk master can't afford to be so bad, as soon as it is broadcast on TV, it will be finished, and once the classic jokes in the small theater are disclosed to the Internet by netizens, the attraction will be greatly reduced for those audiences who buy tickets to enter the venue, which means that the performer's income will be reduced!

Yang An nodded: "Two teachers, I know that this is a bit too much for the art of cross talk, but you two also agreed with me before, cross talk should keep pace with the times, bring forth the new, and speed up the creation." From more than 100 years ago to the present, traditional cross talk has accumulated more than 1,000 jokes, right? But at least half of them are now obsolete, right? Besides, my show will only be broadcast for four months, and it will be about 15 programs at most......"

Several people booed, disapproving.

Cao Xiaobao interjected: "Brother Yang, my dad is changing a new book in the small theater, and there are only about thirty at most a year, and you want fifteen, it's too much, my dad is old, he really can't do it!" ”

Cao Shulin didn't blame his child for talking nonsense, but he didn't expect Cao Xiaobao to be shocked next: "Although my dad can't do it, but Brother Yang, what do you think of me?" I'm willing to challenge myself and try new things......"

Hou Jian scolded with a smile: "Pull you down!" The Guankou who memorized the name of the dish still says that it is not good, do you still want to talk about cross talk on TV? ”

Cao Xiaobao touched the back of his head and smiled, Yang An was also happy: "Xiaobao, don't make trouble, learn from your master first, and when you leave the school, I will look for you again." ”

No matter how Yang An persuaded them, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian didn't want to participate.

Yang An can understand, firstly, they are old, secondly, the two of them are really not well-known in the cross talk world, they are afraid that they will be eliminated and embarrass the cross talk world, and thirdly, they are really afraid of this practice, the art of cross talk is going downhill, and the two of them may be regarded as the last generation of adherents, if cross talk is destroyed in their hands because of this, it is really ashamed of the ancestor master, and he will not be blind when he dies!

Yang An asked, "Zhongjing, how is the situation in Beijin?" Can you help introduce a few cross talk masters? I'll have to visit one by one and invite you sincerely, right? Even if I die, I need to know how. ”

Cao Shulin shook his head: "I can help you introduce, Wang faction, Li faction, I know them all." Lao Hou can also help introduce a few brothers of the Hou faction, but you'd better be mentally prepared, this line of work, it's hard to play! ”

Hou Jian said: "Zhongjing and Beijin are indeed the birthplace of cross talk, but the competition there is more intense, the industry is already sluggish, and some unscrupulous peers often dig the bottom of others, alas, it makes a miasma......

Yang An also felt that it was serious, the bottom of the planing was to dismantle the joke burden in advance, which was equivalent to a magic trick, Liu Qian performed one on TV, and within ten minutes, his peers revealed one on the Internet, even if Liu Qian was a god, he couldn't stand such a toss!

Peers dig people's bottoms, it's too lacking in morality!

This meal was Baiwei Chen Ji, Yang An was unwilling, and when he was about to finish eating, he said: "Teacher Cao, I still don't want to give up, in this way, I invite you to be a guest judge, as for the cross talk contestants, others don't go, I'll go!" ”

Smack!

Someone dropped chopsticks on the table, and the four of them all looked at Yang An in surprise.

"Yang An, you go up and talk about cross talk?"

"Brother Yang, you are so handsome, you dare to talk about it!"

"Xiao Yang, you're not kidding, are you?"

Facing everyone's doubts, Yang An said: "I am not a professional cross talk actor, I have not been trained in your industry, and I don't know the rules, habits, common practice, and Taiping lyrics that must be sung." But I'm a comedy producer, and I know what young people like to listen to and watch now, so I want to talk about a new school of cross talk, which may not be quite the same as traditional cross talk. ”

Cao Shulin frowned: "But you are a layman, is it ...... to say cross talk?"

Spoil? Defile? Trifling?

It's inconvenient to say these words, but that's what they mean.

Cao Shulin's thoughts are very normal, if you encounter people who are not in the industry pointing at what you are best at, I am afraid that everyone will scoff at it and secretly say a mallet.

Yang An stood up: "Or, I'll come for a while?" Xiaobao, will you be able to praise it? ”

Cao Xiaobao was pleasantly surprised: "Yes!" As the saying goes, three points of teasing, seven points of praise, I will also know the basic skills of praise, my master is a professional praise! ”

Cao Shulin saw that Yang An was really here, and raised his hand to stop Cao Xiaobao, who was eager to try: "Lao Hou, you come to praise Xiao Yang, Xiaobao, you follow your master to learn." ”

Hou Jian nodded: "Okay, I'll hold it!" Xiao Yang, do you want to prepare? ”

Yang An stepped aside: "No, you can start now." ”

Hou Jian smiled: "Yo, come prepared!" ”

Yang An said: "That's, what should we say?" Let's just say Mr. Cao, do you agree? ”

Cao Shulin laughed: "Yes!" ”

Yang An said: "Okay! Teacher Hou, I met Mr. Cao a few days ago and drank with him, Mr. Cao drank too much, so he forced me to drive him home and dragged me into his house, don't you know Mr. Cao? ”

Hou Jian gave a thumbs up: "Teacher Cao is hospitable!" ”

Yang An said: "Well, fake politeness. ”

Poof...... Rong Feifei couldn't hold back her laughter, Cao Xiaobao also laughed, his father was sitting next to him, so he hurt him in front of him, Yang An was fat enough!

Yang An continued: "Actually, he just wants to show off the house he just bought, Xiao Yang, this, well, this refrigerator ......."

Yang An curled his tongue, shook his head, was drunk, and looked like he had drunk too much.

Cao Shulin was secretly frightened, Yang An's performance was still like that, better than some professional cross talk actors.

Hou Jian's heart was also open, Yang An said this is a classic old joke, he felt very comfortable with the rhythm given by Yang An, and continued: "Refrigerator? The refrigerator also needs to be showcased? ”

Yang An said: "That's it! And, you see, color TV...... This is our living room...... Let's go, I'll take you to our bedroom to see ......."

Hou Jian wowed, his voice was very low, there was an expression of disbelief on his face, and he exclaimed: "Bedroom? ”

Yang An said: "I think so too, the bedroom is such a private place, why do you let me in?" ”

Hou Jian said: "That's right! ”

Yang An said: "I thought about it, oh, it's okay, Mr. Cao drank too much, I helped him to the bed, and I left when he slept." ”

Hou Jian gave a thumbs up: "It's good!" ”

Yang An said: "Enter the bedroom, Xiao Yang, look at this...... Computer, and camera, see? The webcam I use for live streaming ......"

Hou Jian was so frightened that he took a step back and sighed: "Do a live broadcast in the bedroom? ”

Yang An said again: "This woman on the bed, my daughter-in-law ......."

Hou Jian was a little anxious: "This is also introduced?" ”

Yang An said: "This man is my ......"

Hahahaha!

Cao Xiaobao clapped his hands and laughed, only to realize that it was wrong when he was halfway through the laughter, this was talking about his father!

Rong Feifei covered her mouth and smiled, laughing almost from beginning to end, Yang An performed the drunk Teacher Cao, the expression was too similar, the posture, movements, intonation, every action felt funny.

The expression on Hou Jian's face was as if he was stupid: "The amount of information is so big......

Yang An returned to normal: "Really, really, but then the man beat the two of us, it turned out that Mr. Cao drank too much, and it was not their family who left......"

Hahahaha!

Cao Xiaobao applauded desperately, and even Cao Shulin was full of smiles and kept nodding.

Yang An apologized to Cao Shulin again and again: "Teacher Cao, don't mind!" ”

Cao Shulin pulled Yang An to sit down, and said with a smile: "Of course I don't mind, our cross talk actors are on stage, it's all nonsense, just open your mouth, come as soon as you open your mouth, many times Lao Hou is worse than this!" Yes, Xiao Yang, what you said is good, you can score 8 points for facial expressions, 7 points for language, and 9 points for creativity. ”

Hou Jian was also full of praise: "Lao Cao, I don't know at all, Xiao Yang's strongest feeling to me is that his rhythm control is too good!" Every time he shakes out a burden, I immediately know how to hold it and how to take it, which is very comfortable. Xiaobao, have you gained anything? ”

Cao Xiaobao said happily: "Yes! Master, I think, if some traditional jokes are changed into new forms, then there will be nothing to say, and we can be on "Happy Comedian"! ”

Cao Shulin said: "You just want to be on the show, child, it's not that simple." But Xiao Yang, I think it's okay for you to come on stage and say cross talk, you are a halfway monk, and if you say it, you can do it, in case it doesn't work, you still have the status of the host, and you are not afraid of being embarrassed. ”

Yang An said: "But I'm just one person, and I still need a good partner!" Mr. Cao, I have an idea, I want to worship you as a teacher, and then participate in the competition as an actor of Lin Yun Club, and finally invite you to be a guest, I will promote cross talk with you, how about it? ”

Cao Shulin laughed: "I just need to lend Lao Hou to you, right?" Xiao Yang, you have a great idea! ”

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