244. Tanuki Cat Not Cat [K]

Synopsis: Hao Yingjun Hao Xiaocao completed his thesis in a mysterious and mysterious state, and after submitting it to the professor, he fell into bed as if the power had been cut off and fell asleep.

Unfortunately, Hao Yingjun encountered the probability of 1 in 365 - don't ask how this probability came about, this pot 'serious nonsense' is memorized: Hao Yingjun wore it and put it back, and as a result, he turned his brainwashed knowledge in the parallel world into a paper and handed it to his real-world professor.

Hao Yingjun successfully attracted the attention of the professor, the professor arrived with a phone call, Hao Yingjun was in a daze, and the professor's gentle abnormal voice came from the microphone: "Emperor Zhaoyang, the small character Diao Chan, the first female emperor in the history of the Central Plains-"

Hao Yingjun reflexively verified a red heart to the organization, and immediately got up from the quilt and knelt down against the wall: "Long live Emperor Zhaoyang!" ”

Professor: "...... Scold. ”

A 'heh' made Hao Yingjun a spirit, "Teach professor? ”

"Since you call me so, the courtesy is still exchanged: Hao Hao Hao, your thesis, what do you ask the professor to say-"No matter which professor is so naughty," the organization is clear, the entry point is very novel, and the writing must be as good as a god, right? ”

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." Hao Yingjun replied very modestly, he didn't realize the problem yet, and it was also #It's not that our army is incompetent, but that the enemy army is too cunning#.

"Really?" The professor's voice sounded more gentle, weirdly gentle, "But what should I do, classmate Hao, professor, I can't find the source of your reference materials, not to mention that in order not to kill a person by mistake, the professor I even searched for all the online articles, and the online articles of the Three Kingdoms are not nothing, but none of them are so reasonable and well-founded as yours, and the format is so novel, that I can't bear to be your paper." ”

Hao Yingjun: "...... QWQ”

Hao Yingjun, who seemed to understand what had happened, shed tears of joy and sorrow, this is really a... As for the follow-up of the story, the professor was pleased with Hao's reasonableness, so he gave Hao Yingjun a reprieve and asked him to rewrite a paper based on reality.

Hao Yingjun is really going to be a cantilever cone thorn in the head, if the story is over here, then how can it be described with #peak loop turn#, and how can it be preached #Good people have good rewards#, so Hao Yingjun handed in the paper again after writing hard all night, the professor's phone rushed again, this time the professor is a professor in a parallel world, the invisible brain of Her Majesty the Empress, and saw Hao Yingjun's paper written in the 'Diao Chan, a virtual character in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", ranked third among the four beauties of the people, The historical value is to contribute to the beauty plan, so that Lu Fengxian Fengyi Pavilion killed Dong Zhuo', what kind of psychological activities will the professor have, just see Hao Yingjun Hao and Hao Classmate shed tears of #painful or painful#.

Hao Yingjun said that he was desperate for this negative world, and the next moment he picked up his mobile phone and took five consecutive shots at the changed textbook, he had just become Emperor Zhaoyang's 'minister under the skirt', and he was still a seedling who couldn't withstand the ravages of such wind and rain, so he had to leave some evidence to prove that he had been here!

After Hao Xiaocao, who was too psychologically strong, cried and laughed, he cheered up and went to class, and got the professor's special caring eyes, Hao Yingjun stood up with his hands and feet, but the sky will descend on the people, and he must first suffer his mind, strain his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, empty his body, and act chaotically...... Hao Yingjun was teaching fancy teaching, and took them to the history museum to watch the fourth emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, Zhao Zhen, the first emperor of the Song Dynasty.

Hao Yingjun is a little square, he had already spit out the groove when he came here last time, and he thought that the website was irresponsible, and a good Song Renzong could mistakenly beat Emperor Song Wu, but now it seems that he is still too naïve. Wait, if you say this, then the second Qin II Hu Hai in the top five votes of the First Emperor of the Ages is not a clerical error? Oh my God, what happened in this parallel world?

Soon, Hao Yingjun felt... Malice from the Great Universe -

The first to appear on the stage was Song Zhenzong, who was eager to complain, and Hao Yingjun, who was complaining about the power of MAX, couldn't wait to start complaining: What is this? Take wild history as the official history? Is there still a #Tanuki for the Prince#? Then Concubine Liu De is very awesome, not to mention that she finally became the queen, she still listened to the government when Zhao Zhen was young, and she was very responsible for politics, and she did not treat Concubine Li Chen badly......

Concubine Li Chen gave birth to the prince safely and was named the queen, the prince born to Concubine Liu De died less than two years old, and because of jealousy, he slandered the king of Shouchun County born to Concubine Li Chen as a civet cat and was sent to the cold palace;

――Hao Yingjun's expression is like this'=mouth=', the Song Dynasty allowed animals to become sperm at that time, which is really enviable...... No, the sword and sword shadow that is said to be good, is it a palace fight without gunpowder war? Concubine Liu De, you are so frustrated, what do you think of Zhen Niangniang?

Emperor Wu has emerged when he was the crown prince, assisting the government and government, holding great power, waiting for the death of Zhenzong, the peaceful transition between the two dynasties, and the civil and military officials are all happy and convinced;

- This must be a tanuki, phew, a traverser! Throughout history, which young son of heaven was not suppressed by the queen mother/empress dowager/minister/relative/eunuch, etc., these factions of people and horses - if all of them were there, then the young son of heaven at that time only considered himself unlucky - was restrained, and was lucky to be able to govern in adulthood, which one has this Zhao Zhen is so #talented#? If it's not a traverser, it's reborn, why is there so many routines in this world, trust between people?

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Emperor Wu is good at discerning pearls, Bao Zheng Bao Gong, who was among the top ministers in the Wu Emperor period, is an example, and the article made by Bao Zheng in the fifth year of Tiansheng was presented to the emperor, and Emperor Wu praised: "Luzhou Bao Zheng, good." ”

The Eight Sages said, "What's better?" ”

Emperor Wu replied: "Fortunately, the name is good. ”

Then he circled Bao Zheng Jinshi and the first.

- Hahahaha, Hao Yingjun's laughter was not abrupt at all, in fact, from the time Emperor Zhao Zhen ascended the throne at the age of thirteen to the history of the eighteen-year-old now, he was laughing the whole time, and his face stiffened with laughter. Zhao Zhen is too ... Maverick, the record in the living record is so amusing, too vivid, he can think of the civil and military officials at that time are confused.jpg and there is no love .jpg, if the candle factory business is very prosperous at that time, hahaha.

Soon, Hao Yingjun couldn't get up, because the professor began to talk about the 'Lanyuan Alliance', Hao Yingjun, who has a patriotic heart, naturally knows that humiliating history, don't tell him anything The Lanyuan Alliance saved the Song Dynasty huge war expenses and avoided the excessive conscription and tax pressure caused by the perennial border of heavy soldiers, and he didn't listen to it. Because the 'Yuanyuan Alliance' is the beginning of the Central Plains' exchange of New Year's coins for peace with foreigners, and in a certain sense, it is also the beginning of the overall decline of national integrity.

When Hao Yingjun came back to his senses, he heard the professor say the term 'Houlanyuan Alliance', which Hao Yingjun was very unfamiliar with, and Hao Yingjun's ears suddenly rose. After listening to the professor's explanation, Hao Yingjun didn't know what it was like, it turned out that this 'Houlanyuan Alliance' was the Song Wu Emperor Zhao Zhen's personal conquest of the Liao State, the defeat of the Liao State, not only the return of the Sixteen Prefectures of Youyun, but also completely reversed the status of the Central Plains and the Liao State, and changed the 'Lanyuan Alliance'.

The professor also said: "Emperor Wu of Song's amazing strategy was vividly displayed in this 'Battle of Song Liao' with Liao, and according to historical records, Emperor Wu of Song made preparations for this war for a full ten years. This is no longer just a contest of forces between the two countries, but in fact it is an armed war covering economic aggression. Economists today don't bypass this war when they talk about 'buy low, sell high' cases. In fact, it involves more economic principles than this, so historians will never deny that this is the first large-scale and documented war of economic aggression in Chinese and foreign history, and it has demonstrated its effectiveness.

Of course, there are always two sides to everything, and I don't need to go into the good side of the war, which is now the negative effect that some people have raised. This thing sounds a little funny, at least in my personal opinion, who called historians, economists and geographers didn't say anything, and environmentalists came out to make a fool, cough, shouting that because Emperor Wu of the Song Dynasty bought milk and wool on a large scale, the Liao State at that time began to breed more cows and goats, and the fragile turf of the grassland led to the foundation of the Yellow River today, which is really interesting. ”

Hao Yingjun dared to bet with his 5.0 eyesight, and his cold professor rolled his eyes in public, of course, there was not only one professor who rolled his eyes, and they all said that Emperor Song Wudi's brainless fans were also a big handful.

The professor seemed to know that he was wrong, he didn't give the role to environmentalists, so he turned the topic back to Zhao Zhen, Emperor Wu of the Song Dynasty, and talked about one of the massive passages contributed by Emperor Wu of the Song Dynasty: "One of the 'Lanyuan Alliances' signed between Zhenzong and Liao is 'Liao and Song are brothers' countries, Song is brothers, and Song Zun Empress Dowager Xiao is an uncle, and later generations are still based on the nephew, and envoys visit each other regularly'.

In fact, when Emperor Wu and the Liao State signed the agreement, they chose the location in Shanzhou, which was not without the meaning of being naughty, so when it came to the 'theory of the nephew' - the emperor of the Liao State at that time was still the Liao Shengzong Yelu Longxu, but the Empress Dowager Xiao had passed away - Emperor Wu sighed: 'Yelu Longxu is called the nephew? I don't mind having multiple big nephews, but I thought about it, when my father was alive, he respected Yelu Longxu's mother, Empress Dowager Xiao, as his uncle, that is, Yelu Longxu and his father are the same generation, so if I recognize such a big nephew, wouldn't I be a seniority higher than my father? Therefore, in order for my father to be able to smile at Jiuquan and no longer be disturbed by such mundane things, I can only refuse Yelu Longxu's kindness. ’

It is said that Yelu Longxu felt that it was a pity, and when he turned around, he vomited blood in pain. Of course, he is not the first, nor is he the last half-dead to be teased by Emperor Wu's 'strange words'. The professor winked mischievously as he spoke, and the 'cute' classmates laughed until they almost got stuck.

Hao Yingjun covered his face, Professor you are so springy, it really makes me doubt your sexuality, didn't you say that the good Zhaoyang Emperor is your goddess and my goddess? Why is Emperor Wu of Song also your male god now? But seriously, Hao Yingjun is also a little uncontrollable, Emperor Wu of Song, he is really cute, the first executioner in heaven and earth, look at the anecdote above, the proper # ten movements refused #+#噎死人不偿命#+#朕从来都是对的, the wrong one is also right # serial plan, Yelu Longxu vomited blood can only say that he is the one who is the emperor, and the psychological element zhì is so skimmed.

I envy the people in this parallel world, their mothers don't have to worry about them not being able to find male gods and goddesses, Hao Yingjun just finished sighing like this, a thunderbolt came on a sunny day, what is it? That decisive is Zhan Zhao Zhan Royal Cat and Jin Mao Mouse Bai Yutang.

Hao Yingjun: "=Mouth="

Hao Yingjun resisted the urge to pick his ears, what did you say? Concubine Zhao and Concubine Jin? There must be my concubine in a threesome? No, no, that's Zhanzhao and Hakuyutang? The characters in "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness"! Avatar! Any idea what an avatar is? Emperor Zhaoyang, who is like the small character Diao Chan, is a character in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", not a virtual character like the real Zài in history!

After Hao Yingjun roared in his heart, he suddenly became enlightened: Yes, even Emperor Zhaoyang is a virtual character to him, and it would be understandable to have another Zhanzhao and Bai Yutang. Not really, okay? Let's say that Emperor Zhaoyang's piano art is unparalleled, and the archery art is unparalleled, which is nothing, but the martial arts are too much, think about gravity, think about the law of conservation of energy!! It's not scientific!!

What will save you, my three views of materialism?

――Speaking of which, as early as Erhao, you should have shouted out loudly when you realized that you had come to a parallel world, and now you are #once born and twice ripe#, why are you still so hypocritical. So, it's no surprise that your expression fluctuated so violently that it caught the professor's attention again.

"Hao Yingjun!"

Hao Yingjun: "...... Arrive. I've been constipated for three days, and just now I suddenly felt a strong urge to go to the bathroom. ”

Professor: "...... So what are you doing with your face covered? ”

Hao Yingjun: "...... I smiled sourly. ”

The professor was very talkative this time, and agreed without asking again: "Well, you can go." ”

Hao Yingjun wanted to cry: "Professor, you are simply my reborn parents, I am willing to make you a cow and a horse in the next life." As soon as Hao Yingjun turned around, the professor clapped his hands: "Rest for ten minutes." ”

dared to waste his feelings in vain, Hao Yingjun lied, and told such an indecent lie under the whim, how could he complete it. So Hao Yingjun went to the bathroom to occupy a pit, and began to calm down his little heart, and when he heard something more than he could bear in class, Hao Yingjun took out his mobile phone, ready to go through the life of Emperor Zhao Zhen of the Song Dynasty and eliminate the thunder points.

'Zhao Zhen, Emperor Wu of the Song Dynasty, the fourth emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, was an outstanding politician, strategist, military strategist, diplomat, and great navigator (ha?). ), the first beautiful man (what the hell is this?) )。

During the reign of Emperor Wu, the Song Dynasty defeated Liaodong and recovered the sixteen states of Youyun; Zhao Jue, King of Xiangyang (Isn't this the villain in "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness"?) Launched a 'tanuki for prince' coup d'état (what kind of coup is this?) The empty glove white wolf took the redemption fee of the 158,000 and twenty-four soldiers of the Western Xia who conspired with the king of Xiangyang......

How much does it cost Hao Yingjun didn't look carefully, he just wanted to say that it was really good to use the word #empty gloves white wolf# in such an official introduction? Well, thinking about the personality of Emperor Wu Zhao Zhen, there is no sense of disobedience when using such non-written words.

Hao Yingjun paused and spit out such a big groove, and then looked down - 'During the period of Emperor Wu, a hundred flowers bloomed and a hundred schools of thought contended, and a large number of heroes emerged, such as Yan Shu, Bao Zheng, Fan Zhongyan, Ouyang Xiu, Wang Anshi, etc. (thank God, there were finally a few people he knew, and they were real people in history, Bao Zheng Bao, he was not sure, maybe it was the real person in history, or maybe not, who made Zhanzhao and Bai Yutang appear), the Song Dynasty entered a period of high prosperity, The less than twenty years of Emperor Wu's reign laid an important foundation for the Song Dynasty's prosperity for the next two hundred years. ’

Less than twenty years? No, Song Renzong reigned for forty-two years in history, but he was the longest reigning emperor in the two Song dynasties.

'Emperor Wu retired in the prime of Zhenzong's seventh son, Changwang Zhao Qi, Changwang Zhao Qi is Zhenzong's pearl in the sea, and was recognized when the king of Xiangyang launched the "tanuki for the prince" coup, and then the queen mother's concubine Li Chenfei was reduced to a concubine, so historians also say that Changwang Zhao Qi is the "prince" in the "tanuki for the prince", the son of Concubine Li Chen. Emperor Wu's life experience has also caused a lot of speculation, and the guess with the highest support rate is that Emperor Wu is actually the son of Zhao Yuanyan, the king of the Eight Sages. ’

Hao Yingjun said that he would not express his opinion on this matter for the time being until he figured out whether the 'Tanuki for the Prince' here and the 'Tanuki for the Prince' he knew was a story, but he had to say something, #贵圈真乱#啊, no matter what, and then look down:

'After Emperor Wu abdicated, he and his wife Jim Moriarty started the Age of Discovery......

"Bang dang!"

"Bang!"

The former is the sound of Hao's mobile phone falling on the floor, and the latter is the sound of Hao knocking on the door of the cubicle without holding his head.

Jim MoriartiJim MoriartiJim Moriarty...... The name was so magical, it wandered from left to right in Hao Yingjun's mind, and then from top to bottom, and then turned into 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past, leaving a lot of chicken feathers.

Is that right? Is this really true?

The emperor of my Great Heaven Dynasty married a foreign girl? Yes, it must be a woman, otherwise how could she say that it is 'his wife'. But why did she call Jim Moriarty, bullying the Great Song Dynasty and not knowing the name of crooked nuts to distinguish between men and women? 'Jim' or something, this must be a man's name, huh? And why is her surname Moriarty after she called Jim! Don't tell him that the surname 'Moriarty' is so common that when you walk down the road, you can hit nine out of ten people!

The only Moriarty that Hao Yingjun knows is the villain Professor James Moriarty in "Sherlock Holmes", no, and the little Jim in "Sherlock~".

"Bang!"

Hao Yingjun, who couldn't load, slammed his head on the compartment door again, it must have been a web page pump? Otherwise, it is the same name and surname? Even Professor Moriarty in the Victorian period cannot intersect with Song Renzong's era. Besides, there are all the white jade halls in Zhanzhao, so what's the fuss about one more Jim Moriarty, isn't it?

No, it's really not!!

Hao Yingjun was desperate for this bizarre world, and he didn't want to know how deep the Song Wu Emperor Zhao Zhen and his empress were. He just wanted to be quiet, don't ask him who Jingjing is.

Don't be like this, Erhao, the ten-minute break given by the professor is coming up, you don't want to fail the course, right? So just in case, prepare two papers, of course, the premise is that Hao didn't string the two worlds, but thinking about it, the probability is still very high, and Mo Niangniang impressed him too much.

I believe that Hao Xiaocao won't want to watch "Sherlock" for a while, so after a while, let's meet the first and only Qin II in history who came out publicly, as well as Tu Ze, who is half faint and half Mingjun, and his father, a father and son who can interpret the law.

Oh, poor kid.