After separating from Chen Suyan, I didn't rush back, I had been stuffy in the room for the past few days, and now the sun is soft and warm, the spring breeze is sultry, and it is appropriate to take a leisurely walk.

I wandered around Liuqing Lake and ate two strings of sugar gourds, four tea eggs, and a bowl of stinky tofu. Finally I sat down at a storyteller by the lake and asked for a plate of plums and a pot of tea.

Mr. Storyteller's surname is Hu, I have heard him a few times, his skills are excellent, he paints his voice and color, and when he is interested, he will perform ventriloquism for us, and he can imitate several sounds at the same time. I didn't have the heart to listen to the story he was telling now, my eyes fell on his curled mustache, and I was thinking about something else.

First of all, I do need a flower messenger. I have to quit Xiangzhu, although her salary is cheap, but it is not enough, in addition to serving tea and water to the guests, I run behind Yang Xiuyi's ass every day, and even the yard is cleaned up by myself. I have to feed her, it's a waste of rations. After I quit her, I want to hire a man who can not only send him to work, but also protect me, and most importantly, the man will not be hooked by Yang Xiuyi, right? However, I can't afford to hire a master, and my little salary may only be enough to hire a three-legged cat, but there is a man standing behind him, and he is always confident.

Secondly, the matter of the Soul Locking Flower really distressed me, as well as the Purple Cloud Flower Liquid, which I extracted drop by drop, and every drop was my hard work. I have to write to the master and ask him for some old man, to deal with his stingy iron, I must be extremely aggrieved in my wording, this is another nerve-wracking job.

Then, I have to think carefully about how to find an appropriate time to speak about Chen Suyan. This kind of out-of-body and soul-possessed thing is unacceptable to ordinary people, especially intellectuals like Mu Xiangcai. He has a great prejudice against me now, and I go to the door and say that I will probably be swept away by him with a broom. In addition, there is another question I have to worry about, looking at his elegant and weak appearance, if he knew that the woman he slept with for three years was a goblin, would he be frightened and rupture his liver and gallbladder? If you want to lose your heart and go crazy or something, it is estimated that Chen Suyan will strangle me to death.

Finally, it is Qu Jing'er now, who has a lot of questions about her.

I saw that it was still early, so I summoned my fellows, paid for the tea, and got up and walked towards the south gate.

Everyone in the world says that Liuxuan City is an elegant city, one is because of its lakes and mountains, beautiful scenery, and the other is because of its name, the streets and alleys in the city have elegant names, and even a dead old tree in front of the guest inn is called Acacia Tree. I really don't know if it's good to say that they are gorgeous and elegant, or that they are well fed.

I stood in front of a bare cliff, and when I looked up, there was loess all over me, and there was not even a single crow growing on the grass.

I couldn't help but mutter: "This peony cliff was taken by a blind man, right?" ”

Taking out the ruler from my arms, I recited a few incantations, the ruler yin flew up, and after a while it fell back into my palm, I checked it, this peony cliff is not very high, not yet ten zhang.

My master's light skills were very poor, and he was kicked down by Yang Xiuyi from the hundred-foot Wangyun Cliff that day, and he only broke his arm and leg. Her "Qu Jing'er" is still a monster, and if she falls from this ten-zhang high place, she will not fall into the wrong place. It seems that she really hid by herself and did not see anyone.

An immature child's voice sounded behind him: "Hey, what is this?" ”

I looked back, it was a little girl of eleven or twelve, with a disheveled hair, ragged clothes, and a black face, and I said, "It's just an origami." ”

"Origami?" The little girl took a look, reached out and grabbed it, "Can you give it to me?" ”

I shook my head: "No. ”

"So, how did you get it flying?"

"How can it fly? You read that wrong. ”

"Nonsense, I obviously saw it, and my brother saw it too!"

"Your brother?"

The little girl looked back, but saw a man in the distance, dressed in a tattered white shirt, sloppy, with messy hair, and a black face. When he saw me looking at him, he clasped his hands into fists and made a series at me from afar, which looked very funny with his current appearance.

I said, "Brother and sister, are you digging coal?" ”

The little girl smiled and said, "We were robbed of all the plates on the road, and we asked for food all the way." ”

This didn't seem to be a good experience, but she smiled so happily, seeing her well-behaved appearance, I couldn't help but laugh too: "It's good that life is still there, I'll give you this ruler." ”

"Really? Thank you, brother! ”

Brother? I was stunned for a moment, and snatched it back with one hand: "Don't give it!" ”

"Huh?" She blinked and looked at me with some confusion, and I stared at her with wide eyes, annoyed, did I really look so unfeminine?

Suddenly, her figure shook and fell to the side, I hurriedly reached out to help her, she grabbed my wrist, grabbed me, held on, opened her mouth, and grinned and cried.

I panicked: "You, don't cry!" I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you, right? ”

Her brother ran over quickly: "What's the matter?" ”

"He, he despises me!" The little girl stretched out her hand and pointed at me, my eyes widened, and she continued to cry: "Brother, he is a hooligan, a pervert!" Woo woo, my innocence! ”

I was furious: "What a wild girl! And there is no tutor, what nonsense! When did I scare you! ”

"You, you touched my breasts, touched my buttocks, and just said a lot of foul language in my ear, you, you are a well-dressed beast!"

I said angrily: "You little girl, you are shameless!" You can say that! ”

The man looked at me with a dark face: "This son, have you really done such a dirty thing to Bingyan!" ”

"How is that possible!" I was furious: "Don't say that you are black and ugly now, but her small body and breasts, which man can look at it?" What's more, I'm still a female ......."

Before I finished speaking, I received a heavy punch in the face, followed by someone rushed to the ground, the man straddled my waist, raised his hand and punched again, hitting me dizzy, I heard him gritted his teeth and said: "Little man, look at the well-dressed you are wearing, you are full of / lewd / words!" I will teach you today on behalf of the saints! ”

The little girl burst into tears and laughed, and said excitedly, "Good! Beat him up! ”

I don't know how many punches I received, but they didn't stop for a long time, and I was hit with a nosebleed, and I guess my whole face was painted.

My head has been beaten, and I only feel that Venus is scattered, and the spells that I have not learned well are useless because I can't concentrate my mind. At first, the body could still struggle and fight back, but he was lazy to do it on weekdays, and his body was not diligent, and it didn't take long for his strength to run out. Eventually, I closed my eyes and passed out.

I don't know how long it took, I slowly regained consciousness, my eyes couldn't open, my mouth was dry, my whole body ached, and the only thing I was clear was my hearing. The brother and sister were arguing fiercely next to me, and the man roared loudly: "Fu Bingyan! She's a woman, how can she despise you? You're just fooling around! ”

"Who would have thought that she would be a woman, so ugly, and say that I don't have a few taels of meat in my breasts......"

"Shut up! Do you know how to be polite and shameful! What are you talking about? ”

"That's what this ugly monster said first!"

"What's ugly? Human flesh and skin are all subject to your parents, how did your brother teach you on weekdays? Filial piety comes first, how can you insult your elders! Besides, today is the first time you have wronged others, and it is understandable that she is anxious to say foul language, how can you pick up people's teeth? ”

"It's going on again, endlessly!"

"You! Maybe your current virtue is because your brother didn't teach him well, so you can go to this uncle's house by yourself! ”

"Brother! Don't you want Bingyan anymore? I, I really didn't mean to, if I had known she was a woman, I wouldn't have done it! ”

"Neither you should be a man nor a woman! You are stubborn by nature on weekdays, but now you almost killed someone, and your brother's reputation has been ruined by you! ”

"Brother, you can't do without me! Woo woo, Bing Yan knows the wrong brother! ”

"I didn't want you, I, I just wanted to take her to the yamen to turn herself in, I hurt people for no reason, I was blinded by false words, and I should have been punished."

I opened my eyes strongly, and there was a blank white in front of me, fortunately, this person was a pedantic reader, if it was Yang Xiuyi who hit me just now, I guess my eyes would burst out.

"Brother, she, she's awake!"

"Hugh has to lie to me! How can it be so fast! ”

"Look!"

I blinked desperately, my eyes gradually focused, a black face gradually enlarged, he wanted to come over to help me, but his hand froze in the air, neither advancing nor retreating.

I hadn't regained my speech yet, and my mouth was blocked by a breath of blood, otherwise I would have scolded him for being a bloody dog.

He squeezed out an embarrassed smile, and his teeth were surprisingly white under the comparison of his black face: "Girl, I really didn't know that you were a woman, I really offended, and I hope that the girl will inform Fang Ming's residence, and she will come to the door to take the blame!" My surname is Fu Shaoen, the word is talented, and I will go to the Yamen to surrender myself later, but now the girl is seriously injured, I, I, although men and women are not kissed, can I allow you to go to the doctor with my back? ”

I shook my head slightly and looked at the little girl, who glared at me fiercely, her mouth moved twice, but she didn't speak.

You're still dissatisfied with me, I haven't scolded you yet, stinky girl, young age, deep city, pretending to be pitiful at first deceived me. When I recover my strength later, I won't beat you up!

"Bingyan, come here and make amends to this young lady."

"I don't!"

"Come here!"

The little girl pouted, walked up to me, stumbled and fell on my waist, and I crushed out in pain, and she looked up and grimaced at me, and ran away.

The man was furious: "Don't come back if you leave!" ”

I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and my right hand, which had just recovered my strength, touched my waist: "My money bag!" ”

"Girl, don't worry, money is something outside the body, your injury is important now, if you agree, I will send you to the hospital first."

"It doesn't matter what my injuries are! Go and get my money bag back! ”

"Don't worry, how much money is in that money bag, I will definitely return it in full!"

I stretched out my hand and pushed him weakly: "Give you back!" There's something very important in there, go ahead! ”

"But girl, your injuries ......"

I was about to cry: "Please, go quickly!" That stuff is important to me! ”

"But ......"

"But but, why are you such a man?? ∧ the sword? p> he frowned and hesitated: "Okay, you wait for me here, I'll go!" After running a few steps, he looked back at me again, "Girl, don't run around, go down and come back." ”

"I know! You go! ”

After a few steps, he looked back again: "Girl, if you are afraid, you can go over there and hide." I have never wanted to kill so much, and yelled at him, "If you look back at me again, I will curse you to cut off your children and grandchildren,