I thought about it, and then I felt that something was wrong, and patted him on the shoulder: "So, as long as you don't disturb your people, you can sleep with you?" ”

"I don't like sleeping with people."

After he said this, I was finally relieved, and I still have privileges in the future!

The next day, as I wished, Lu Laojiu stood in front of us with a blue nose and swollen face, and the fat uncle didn't blame me when he saw my villainous appearance, which made me even more embarrassed.

It's just that there was a burst of mourning music in the distance, which was a little unsuitable, but if you listened carefully, there was a commotion in the distance, as if someone was fighting, "Uncle Achang, why is this sound a bit like funeral?" ”

Ah Chang put down his work and said to us: "An old lady has just passed away in the village, no, she will be buried in a few days." ”

I muttered in a low voice, "Funeral? Why didn't that sound like mourning, but like someone was making a noise. ”

Ah Chang and his wife made it to the bench and sighed, "They're a big family!" For a piece of land, the old lady has been dead for ten days, and her corpses stink, and she has not been buried! ”

The fat uncle couldn't help but be curious: "What do you say?" ”

Ah Chang said: "Those two sons are fighting for the treasure of feng shui, and the places are different, so they are fighting until now, fighting on the street every day, making the whole village smoky!" ”

"Is there anything to say about those two pieces of Feng Shui?" Uncle Fat asked.

"Where do we know this! Even those two sons don't understand this! ”

I wondered, "Then they are still fighting so fiercely?" ”

"They are arguing because they have invited relatives who understand feng shui, alas, listen to this noise, if it goes on like this, the old lady will not be able to enter the soil for half a month." Ah Chang's wife explained.

Ah Chang suddenly said to the fat uncle, "Huh? He's fat, don't you know this best! Why don't you go and help them see it and be a counselor? ”

As soon as the fat uncle heard that the fight was in full swing, he hurriedly waved his hand, "I won't participate, right?" ”

"Fat uncle! People's grandmothers have been dead for so long, and they haven't been buried yet! Can't you be merciful? ”

"Your fat uncle is fat, but not Maitreya Buddha!" Uncle Fat interrupted me.

Lu Laojiu thought for a while and said, "It's not a big deal to go, but if we mix it up twice, it won't be good if someone fights us together." ”

The fat uncle nodded, "Yes, Ah Chang, you have to make it clear, so that we can know whether this matter should be mixed or not." ”

"There are no people in the village who understand this, so they want to find someone to say something fair, and we want to be quiet." Ah Chang explained.

"In that case, let's go and have a look!" The fat uncle stood up and stretched.

Seeing that he didn't say to me, I raised my hand: "I'm going too!" ”

"Go, go, go, go!" Lu Laojiu stopped me at once, "The old man's business, what are you fooling around!" ”

"Then why can you go, I can't!" I was dissatisfied.

"Little white face went to improve caution, in case your unlucky father came over, Brother Ling went for fear that if people looked at us unpleasantly, in case we were beaten, I went to observe words and feelings, interpersonal entertainment, not to mention your fat uncle! Look at Feng Shui! What are you doing here? Woe to whom! What to do, what to do! ”

As soon as Lu Laojiu finished speaking, I retorted: "I'm going to give a piece of love!" ”

"People just died, and it's not an earthquake! People want mourning, not your overflowing love! ”

"You! Fat uncle! Look at Lu Laojiu! ”

"That's it! Let's go see Feng Shui, what do you think we're going to do! Stay here! The fat uncle scolded.

"If you don't go, you won't go, a funeral is not a wedding, and it's like someone is rare."

After they left, I was idle and bored, breaking corn on the roof with Ah Chang's wife, and saw a red bag hanging around her two daughters' necks, some in the shape of red peppers, and also square, prismatic, looking like longevity locks, "Auntie, you made this for them with your own hands!" It looks so beautiful! ”

"Yes, it's sewn with needle and thread, if you like it, I'll make one for you."

"What is this?" I asked.

"Huh? This is a sachet, during the Dragon Boat Festival, there are more mosquitoes, find a red cloth, and put some insect-repellent and mosquito-repellent herbs in it, but it works, why didn't your mother do it for you when you were a child? She asked casually.

It dawned on me that I didn't know any wonder, and my heart was sour: "I, no mother." ”

"Huh?" She was stunned for a moment: "I'm sorry, this, I don't know, if you like it, Auntie will make one for you." ”

The more embarrassed others are, the more uncomfortable I feel, what I want is never sympathy, I don't want her to look at me with pity for me, I smiled indifferently and nodded: "Thank you, Auntie!" ”

Just when I looked down, I inadvertently glanced at the street and saw my dad and the big black fat, the young girl next to him was probably a Gu woman!

I hurriedly found a towel to wrap around my head, and Ah Chang's wife saw that I was acting a little wrong, "What's wrong?" ”

"Someone followed us and found this place!" I paused, "Auntie, that van is still in the shed, right?" ”

She nodded, "Follow me!" ”

We found a large piece of linen just to cover the car, and then found a black bug crawling behind the car, I hurriedly beat it down with a stick, seeing that it was crawling very fast, I panicked, or Achang's wife was alert, and stepped on it to death, remembering that Gu Po was nearby, I shook my head and said: "No, we have to deal with this bug quickly!" ”

We thought about it in the yard for a while, Achang's wife shoveled it to the front of the kennel with a shovel, fortunately her dog is not a picky eater, what to eat, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, I hope that the fat uncle and they will not be so back, in case they meet the Gu Po is a troublesome thing.

Ah Chang's wife said to me: "You go and stay in the house, I will watch from above with the children, and I will help you get in the way." ”

I thanked them for their righteousness, nodded and went into the house.

I don't understand why my dad got mixed up with Gu Po, if they really touch, Gu Po won't let Leng Mu go, and Leng Mu sees my dad and Gu Po together, the misunderstanding will definitely deepen!

I waited for about an hour in my heart, and when I heard someone talking in the yard, I picked my head at the window, and when I saw that it was the fat uncle, I dared to run out: "Isn't it looking at feng shui?" ”

"Feng Shui will look at it tomorrow, and today is to persuade the fight!" Lu Laojiu explained.

"In that case, let's go back to the house first!" I saw that the walls of their house were not high, and it was seen that it was another war.

Lu Laojiu flickered for a moment: "Don't worry, breathe." ”

"What a fart, Gu Po is here!" I told them what had just happened, and they went into the house.

The author has something to say: Go home today, I almost didn't vomit my intestines when I got motion sickness on the road, and I finally updated this one tenaciously in the car, and when I got home at night, I would have a good rest, slow down, and continue to change tomorrow! Love you guys!