Chapter 16: If you can do it, don't BB!
"I'm scared to death the baby! The blood is out! ”
"Sao Nian! Pretending to be cool for a while, you will be fired when you turn around! Still too young! ”
"Well played, I saw that sissy unhappy earlier!"
Yu Dongling's fans are mostly otaku, and they are not interested in Tang Yixiu, so it is not a big deal to watch the excitement.
"Nope! No! He sneak attack, he sneak attack! ”
"Dare to hit me for a break! I'm going to fight with you! Don't stop me! ”
"Heaven, earth, a thunderbolt will kill this rebellious guy!"
Tang Yixiu's brain-dead fans shouted one after another, clamoring to fight with Xi Yuanbai!
This is a pain for the security guards who maintain law and order under the stage, and many innocents are injured by this group of angry fans.
Tang Yixiu was lying on the ground, motionless, it seemed that he had been knocked unconscious by a punch, Da Hei and Xiao Hei reacted quickly, and lifted Tang Yixiu down with a slip of smoke.
"Hehe, don't worry, this is just an alternative way of ending up designed by Senior Brother and me!" Yu Dongling has encountered many unexpected situations, and he had a flash of inspiration and said a very chic excuse.
But the people in the background were already going crazy, especially Sha Yue and Yan Shidan, Sha Yue never expected that Xi Yuanbai would dare to be in front of tens of thousands of people, and punch Tang Yixiu in the face mercilessly, at this time, the big black and the little black lay down Tang Yixiu, and Sha Yue found that the bridge of Tang Yixiu's nose was broken, bloodstained, and it looked so terrifying!
Shi Dan is even more crazy, the script is not designed like this at all, originally according to Yan Shidan's idea, let Tang Yixiu find an excuse to get Xi Yuanbai on the stage, and then let him cooperate with the performance, and finally in the performance, Tang Yixiu deliberately missed and taught Xi Yuanbai some lessons......
But no one thought that a bodyguard would actually shoot at the artist, under normal circumstances, in the bodyguard contract, the bodyguard is not allowed to act without authorization, and make his own assertions, as the so-called "take people with short hands and eat people with soft mouths", even if the artist usually bullies and bullies the bodyguard, the bodyguard can only endure it.
"Good! Very good! You're done, you're done! Yan Shidan saw Tang Yixiu's miserable appearance, he was furious, the whole person was in a state of rage, and roared loudly backstage, and the audience who was close could even hear the roar behind the stage.
"It seems that the little white face was really beaten by Xiao Ni's bodyguard!" Most of the fans in the front row were loyal fans of Xiao Ni, and they didn't have a good impression of Tang Yixiu, so they smiled gloatingly.
"Well deserved! That sissy is a person. Demons, only blind women will like it! ”
"Smack!" A female man who likes Tang Yixiu slapped the otaku who said this on the head, which immediately triggered a war of words.
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Xi Yuanbai was arranged by Sha Yue to go to the rest room, for fear that he was making some amazing moves.
Facts have proved that this arrangement is correct, Xi Yuanbai vaguely heard Yan Shidan's angry shouts outside, if Yan Shidan pointed at the bridge of his nose and scolded himself in person, Xi Yuanbai did not dare to guarantee that he would not end her Shouyuan on the spot, not because of anger, but because of the dignity of the gods.
In fact, Xi Yuanbai's heart is very calm, for him, it is just a small punishment for the mortals who want to desecrate him, although he has lost all his mana, it is impossible to let the mortals calculate on his head, in a sentence of Internet slang, it is "no/zuo/no/die, why/you/try"!
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Two hours later
The concert has long since ended successfully, but the backstage is brightly lit.
"Click!" The door of the lounge was pushed open, and Yu Dongling walked over cautiously, as if he was afraid of startling Xi Yuanbai.
"Huhu-" Xi Yuanbai lay on the sofa, breathing evenly and looked like he was asleep, but his spirit was very sharp, and when he heard the sound, Xi Yuanbai glanced at it with sleepy eyes, then sat up and said with some embarrassment, "I'm sorry, I slept for a while." ”
The reason why Xi Yuanbai was embarrassed was that he didn't expect this body to be sleepy, this feeling was very peculiar, he had never experienced it before, and he looked at his mobile phone and lay down in a daze.
"Oba, your heart is still wide! At this time, I was able to fall asleep, and it was noisy outside. Yu Dongling spit out his fragrant tongue and said in his heart: Oba's mentality is already very human!
"What? The black widow and the little white face still want to settle accounts with me? Xi Yuanbai frowned.
"Giggles, Oba has given them a nickname? However, Oba, you slapped other people's faces in front of tens of thousands of viewers, and now the photos are on Bovey's headlines, and the little white face's nose has been crooked by you! Naturally, they have to come and ask for an explanation. Yu Dongling's big eyes rolled and he said with a grin.
"What about them?" Xi Yuanbai didn't have any fear in his heart, and when he regained his mana, he had a thousand ways to make them disappear from the universe.
"Now Shiye is dealing with them! Don't worry, Shi Ye said that no one can hurt your cold hair! And there is also me, the 'national goblin', the 'little queen of Asia' covering you, who dares to touch you to try! Yu Dongling clenched his small fists, blinked his eyes, and replied with an oath, looking so cute.
"Little girl liar, I don't feel your sincerity at all." Xi Yuanbai told the truth unceremoniously, he couldn't see any willingness from Yu Dongling, which showed that this little girl was still very wary of herself, compared to the big-chested Shayue, she was much more shrewd and cautious.
"Humph! Don't call me a little girl, or I'm going to be angry! Yu Dongling pouted, but did not refute Xi Yuanbai's words, but shifted the topic elsewhere, Yu Dongling is a ghost, EQ and IQ are more than 180 high IQ, virtual and real, even Ye Lishi is often teased by her.
Xi Yuanbai didn't quarrel with Yu Dongling, it seems that it is not easy to subdue this little girl.
"Mr. Xi, Mr. Ye and Mr. Yan told you to go to the conference hall!" At this time, Sha Yue ran over with her high heels and fart, and there was a wave on her chest.
This chest and ass have a fight with a fairy, but the temperament is not good, and the IQ is too low! Xi Yuanbai simply commented on Sha Yue in his heart, to put it simply, he was big-chested and brainless!
Sha Yue has always regarded herself as smart, if she knew Xi Yuanbai's evaluation, she didn't know how long she would be sad.
Soon, Xi Yuanbai followed Sha Yue to the conference hall of the gymnasium, and the atmosphere outside the conference hall was a little strict, and there was even a police car.
"Mr. Xi, you must control the good feelings later, don't do anything to the police, otherwise no one will be able to protect you!" Along the way, Sha Yue was reminding Xi Yuanbai of various precautions, in short, in a word, let him calm down and don't do anything!
Xi Yuanbai was a little depressed, your eyes saw that he was not calm, he was just sleepy.
"Click!" Sha Yue pushed open the door of the conference room for Xi Yuanbai.
The conference room was very lively, more than a dozen people "gathered together", and they were in full swing with the Longmen Array, and when they saw Xi Yuanbai coming in, everyone suddenly quieted down, and their eyes locked on him.
"If you can do it, don't BB!" Xi Yuanbai looked around, waved his big hand, directly paraphrased a popular phrase on the Internet, and said to Yan Shidan with a slashed face.
"Poof!" When Ye Lishi heard this, a mouthful of salt soda sprayed directly on Yan Shidan's face.