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Needless to say, Lee Kwang-so, a giraffe, grew too tall and his target was too conspicuous. Song Joong Ki is a good hand at selling cuteness, but the force value and intelligence value are quite touching, and he also has his own "positive" attribute and takes the initiative to deliver food.

When Lin Dong was still looking for "bait" on the road, the radio sounded: "Song Joong Ki out!" Song Joong Ki out! ……”

"The vase is really unreliable, and the positive Joong Ki is estimated to be sending people over the tower again."

The radio sounded again: "Lee Kwang-so out!" Lee Kwang-so out! ……”

"Damn!"

Lin Dong was a little troubled, and the remaining few people were not obviously weak, and it was difficult to determine who the enemy's target was.

"There was so much traffic in this mall that it was difficult for me to find mysterious guests hidden in the crowd. So I decided to go to the prison first and ask my pig teammates who were out. ”

"Yes, audience friends heard it right, they are pig teammates!"

Lin Dong followed the requirements of the reality show, talking to himself and complaining like a psychopath. When I walked to the escalator, I saw someone I didn't expect.

Jessica was holding a glass of ice cream and walking slowly in a figure-eight step, not at all like she was in a chase. The girls of the fan group next to them were also holding ice cream, chattering around Jessica and saying something, without any cover.

When they met on a narrow road, Lin Dong really couldn't avoid it, so he had to cough lightly twice, and said seriously: "Zheng Xiuyanxi, let me go." ”

Jessica didn't know how to continue acting, so she rolled her eyes and went directly past Lin Dong and continued to lead the fan team to wander around.

Calm, harmonious and friendly.

The VJ who was about to shoot the "Hot Hand Destroying Flowers" shot was dumbfounded, "Lin Dongxi, why don't you rush up and tear Jessica like you tear off Sunny?" ”

"I like it. Can you handle it? "Lin Dong is telling the truth, anyway, no one believes the truth in this world.

Throwing VJ's face, Lin Dong once again returned to the crazy mode of the solo show.

"Although Jessica Card is known as the queen of icebergs, her style of acting is actually very soft. In the past, when I came to participate in the filming of "RM", I only dared to bully Gary, who I had known since childhood, and her motor nerves were completely inadequate. The chase shouldn't be much of a threat. ”

"Then why were Song Joong Ki and Lee Kwang-so eliminated at about the same time?"

With a mind full of questions, Lin Dong continued to walk towards the "prison".

The mall radio sounded again: "haha~~out! haha~~out!”

……

"Do you regret it now?" Lin Dong is going to slap these people in the face, so that you don't believe Brother Dong, you deserve it!

"Alas, the program team is too insidious, and the second wave of mysterious guests is so hidden."

"You can't blame the society for your back, and don't blame the program team for being stupid."

In the face of Lin Dong's relentless complaints, the "RM" gang had no choice but to admit it, "It's almost enough, let's get down to business." ”

"I've eliminated Sunny, and Jessica doesn't have much combat power, so who is the guest who eliminated you?"

“sunny。” Multiply by two.

"Yoona." Multiply by two as well.

These second goods were eliminated by two comics.

"Why did Sunny continue to work after I tore off my nameplate?" Lin Dong still didn't understand.

"It seems that you have to find all the mission props, otherwise it's useless to tear up the name tag."

"Infinite resurrection, it's too laid." Lin Dong made a bitter face, "I don't understand what those Korean old goods look like, I can't find them at all." ”

"Do your best, we support you spiritually."

"That's it, just play around, anyway, the other party is a girl's generation, and it's nothing if you lose."

The prison quartet of the "RM" gang is very open-minded, and they are used to losing.

"A bunch of losers, pick your feet here. I'm not like you, I'm not going to run around in red pants. Lin Dong got back on the road in a rage.

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It is very inspiring for man to conquer the sky, but more often than not, it is difficult to disobey the will of God.

“gary~~out！ gary~~out！ ”

"Song Ji Hyo out! ……”

"Kim Jong Kook out! ……”

When Lin Dong and Liu Zaishi met, there were only two of them left in the "RM" gang.

"In Brother Shi, you are so desperate!" Lin Dong can only capitalize Liu Zaishi's outfit at the moment.

Long hair reaches waist, flaming red lips, and an old aunt coat with a bewitching silk scarf. Liu Zaishi's shape is even sharper than Lin Dong's "sharp brother".

"Lin Yun'er, they play real, they can't do it without pretending." Liu Zaishi wiped his sweat and sighed.

"How many quest items are missing?"

"There was also a need for an old cassette player and an old school uniform. Do you have these two things? ”

Lin Dong scratched his head, quite embarrassed, "I don't know what Korean old goods look like, so, so ......"

"You've been wandering around for so long? Nothing was found. What's the difference between going straight to 'jail'? Liu Zaishi was forced to hide in Tibet by several girls, and even disguised himself as a woman. The fire has been fully stimulated.

"Then I'll take the initiative to jump out and get their attention, and you can go and find the last two things." Lin Dong gritted his teeth and was ruthless, even when dealing with girls, he would never be soft.

"Okay, lead them upstairs; I went to the first floor to look for a tape machine. ”

“ok！”

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Ditch girls flirt with girls, Lin Dong is not very good at it. But to provoke the sister to cause a siege, Lin Dong has 10,000 ways to die.

Dealing with Girls' Generation? It's so simple.

"Pig ~ pig ~ pig ~ pig, be flattened...... Pig ~ Pig ~ Pig ~ Pig, be flattened and be flattened"

"Pinch a sugar cane and beat you to death"

"Half price, half price, make you not laugh...... Lane~Lane~Lane~Lane~"

The Chinese transliterated version of "gee" resounded in every corner of the mall, Lin Dong didn't know what the reaction of a few teasers in Girls' Generation was after listening to it, anyway, the radio room was already dancing with demons.

The loser, who stayed in the "prison" and was idle, was inspired by Lin Dong to go to the radio room, and various spoof versions followed......

"Ya Xi Ba! Badass, die! Lin Yun'er, who was the first to rush to the scene of the incident, didn't say hello, and rushed directly to Lin Dong desperately.

And then.

"Let go of me, help~~"

The style of painting has changed so quickly. coquettish and cute pranks, Lin Yuna is a good hand; But Lin Dong didn't eat this at all, and grabbed Lin Yun'er with both hands with only one hand, she was too thin.

The audience was in a cold sweat when they saw it, and the spicy hands were too ruthless.

"Don't be like this, it's not good for the show to be broadcast......"

Kim Jong Kook's persuasion was not finished, and the style of painting reversed again.

"Yikes! Hurry up~~ or I'll beat you. Lin Dong's arm was bitten by Crocodile Yun, and he couldn't play anymore by dragging the cool brother, and he became a tease begging for mercy in seconds.

Lin Yun'er completely ignored Lin Dong's call, and made negative contact with Lin Dong with her teeth without mercy. Crocodiles are the creatures with the strongest bite force, and the nickname "Crocodile Yun" is not for nothing.

The friendly negotiation failed, and Lin Dong's temper also came, and his left hand instantly pinched Lin Yun'er's nose......

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is like a fighting scene in the animal world, which has a violent impact on the onlookers, and for the first time, I feel that this is a reality show.

Chief director Zhao Xiaozhen's face was red, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood. This is the picture he has been pursuing, too beautiful, too real. Carrying the walkie-talkie, he roared: "Give a close-up, take a picture of facial expressions." Those who have been out are all isolated, don't let them come forward and pull the fight......"

In a word, create a distraction-free environment, so that Lin Dong and Girls' Generation can leave their idol baggage and let go of play.

After the stage was set up, the other two contestants finally arrived at the scene of the incident.

"Desperate Saburo" Sunny didn't say a word, and crashed into the battlefield like a ****. Holding Lin Dong's left hand with both hands, he rescued Crocodile Yun's nose.

Breathing in the fresh air, Lin Yun'er's consciousness was finally sober. Without the tacit understanding of words, he understood Sunny's intentions in seconds, and grabbed Lin Dong's other arm in turn.

The giant on the left and the xiaolongbao on the right, one short and one tall, one fat and one thin, the strange combination sandwiched Lin Dong in the middle, like a sandwich.

"Sicaoni~~ Come here, we've got him."

The head can be broken, but the pace should not be disordered. Jessica walked slowly with the long stride of the domineering soldier who was alone in the trees.

"Goo-toot!"

Lin Dong swallowed his saliva shamefully, he was not afraid of not knowing the goods, he was afraid of comparing the goods. The body of the iceberg queen is exactly the average of the other two comics. The height is appropriate, the fat and thin are appropriate, and even the chest size is the appropriate average.

"Zheng Xiuyanxi, don't come here. When I'm crazy, I can do anything. ”

Jessica's feet paused, her ass ached faintly, this bastard could do anything. It's just that under the camera, the iceberg queen must not admit it. Jessica took out the ink from her pocket, "Lin Dongxi, you can't escape." ”

"I'll run away, you have the ability to catch me." Lin Dong's task is only to lure the enemy to attract firepower, and now that all three target characters are present, he just needs to lure them away.

With his left and right hands forcibly dragging the two combs out of the radio room, Lin Dong leisurely dodged Jessica's clumsy attack. Fighting from the second floor to the third floor, and from the third floor back to the second floor, rolling around, it's not lively.

"Zheng Xiuyan xi, slow to move, are you an old lady?"

Jessica's long stride is certainly domineering, but her mobility ability is really scumbag, and she always can't turn around, and misses the opportunity to stamp the ink again and again.

"Sicaoni, hurry up~~ I don't have the strength."

"Yikes!" Jessica gritted her teeth, hugged Lin Dong head-on, and put her hands across her waist on the name tag behind Lin Dong's back.

The picture freezes at this moment, Sunny and Lin Yuna pull Lin Dong's hands apart, and Jessica goes straight into the middle and clings to Lin Dong face to face.

Mall Radio: "Lin Dong out! Lin Dong out! ......" (To be continued.) )