356 Thoroughly drunk
()"Drive! ”
"Let's go!"
"You can't go!"
I followed the example of the coachmen, and did everything in my might, whipping the horse's buttocks, but it would not pay attention to me.
Yugong slumped in the carriage and said weakly, "Miss, you get out of the way." ”
I obediently stepped aside, and she drew her sword and stabbed the horse's rump so hard that the horse was in pain and spread its hooves.
I was so busy grabbing the reins of my horse that I was mad like a boat on the waves.
There were four old, weak, sick and disabled people in the carriage, and between Shi Qianzhi and Gongsun Ting, who was knocked unconscious by me, lay the coachman and the jade bow.
My plan was to go to Zhujun County immediately to find an inn and hire a doctor, but this horse was so frightened by Song Ji's trap that he was delirious, and I couldn't drive in the first place, so I could only let it run around the world.
During this period, Gongsun Ting woke up, and I had to endure the meat and eight vegetables to crawl in and knock her unconscious, just because I didn't want her to have anything to do with Shi Qianzhi.
It took two or three hours to run, and the sky was already bright, and the little crazy brother of the opposite sex finally stopped.
It is a field, verdant and vast, and there is a large piece of wood hibiscus at the end of the sight, vigorous like clouds, pink and white intertwined, bright as clouds, stretching nature.
Yugong helped me drag the other three to the grass, and I used the coachman's water bladder to go to the river to fetch water, and then roasted them with the five spirit fireworks, and after feeding them one by one, I ran to pick herbs.
After some tossing, I had already lost my strength, and I took a nap with the autumn water and dust in the heaven and earth, and after waking up, I pulled the carriage and began to hike.
When I returned to the capital in the afternoon, a Taoist saw that I was sloppy and barefoot, and took the initiative to ask me if I wanted to help.
I nodded hurriedly, asked for it again and again, and sent hundreds of words of gratitude, so he accompanied me into Beijing with turtle breath**.
When we entered the city, because of the foul smell, we were all asked to go first, and then we gave the guards a sum of money, and we successfully completed the transformation from harming the people outside the city to harming the people inside the city. Everywhere I passed, there were many complaints, the people were boiling with anger, and the old Taoist couldn't stand it anymore, so he asked me to hide in the carriage.
After going to Jingzhao Mansion Yin to send Gongsun Ting, we then went to an inn and rewarded a lot of money, and the guy pinched his nose and agreed to take care of Shi Qianzhi and the coachman.
Naturally, the coachman's carriage could not be taken away, and there was no carriage willing to be hired by us, so I could only go back with the jade bow.
When we said goodbye to the old Taoist, he looked at us sadly, his eyes were full of compassion, and as soon as we turned around, he hurriedly said, "Hey! …… Alas, tell the old man the address, I'll carry her. ”
So there were five people in a car, and in the end I was the only one left.
The people around me covered their noses and hid far away, I wanted to buy a dress, but before I got close, I was bombarded by the shopkeeper in a hurry, and I had no choice but to wear a few alleys. As a result, I saw three familiar figures squatting next to a baked sweet potato vendor not far away, munching on sweet potatoes.
In order, there is the fox, the master, and the master.
I originally wanted to escape, but I couldn't stand my hunger, anyway, the jade bow went back like that, I already wanted to pick it out, so I was ruthless, and I died early and was reborn.
Before he left, he saw Hua Xixue Jun frowning, sniffing, and turning his head to look at the master: "Did you fart?" ”
The master gave him a blank look: "Nonsense! How can I fart! As he spoke, he sniffed and wondered, "This is the smell of fart, this is the smell of rotting corpses!" ”
The master in the green robe immediately noticed me, raised his eyes and looked over, my heart chuckled, and after looking at each other for a few seconds, his head turned back, and he said slowly: "Disciple, Mo Dao is right and wrong." ”
The master raised his head, and I hung it down, but he shook his head and sighed, and took out a few copper plates and gave them to the vendor: "Now, send a few to the little begger." ”
Ha? He didn't even recognize me!
I immediately became angry, walked over angrily, picked up a sweet potato next to him and peeled it and bit it, he said: "Eh! I said, why are you so ignorant, little girl! ”
I devoured one and went to get it again, but he reached out to catch me, but he thought I was dirty, so he put his hands on his breast, and his beard flew in anger, and he stared at me like a child.
I went to get the third one, and the master said lightly: ""Chuanliu Anthology", twenty times. ”
I was stunned, and the master shouted aggrievedly, "I, I, I didn't beat her anymore!" ”
Shizun's eyes were as deep as a pool and glanced at him: "The ninth day of the first year is to learn from you badly, and you can't beat people at every turn." "Saying that, he looked at me and swept his eyes over my clothes," "Excerpts from the Sunset," thirty times. ”
I blinked my eyes, took a bite of the sweet potato in a daze, he looked at my feet again, frowned thickly, and said angrily: ""Kun Shijing, fifty times!" ”
I swallowed my saliva and said in a trembling voice: "Master......"
Master and Hua Xixue were stunned together: "The ninth day of the first month!?" ”
My weak: "Master......"
I wanted him to intercede for me, but he turned to Shizun and said angrily: "It's always okay to beat the apprentice, right?" ”
I hurriedly shook my hand, but the master turned a blind eye, and his posture was leisurely: "It's up to you." ”
Master immediately took off his boots and patted him.
As a result, the people in the alley who had just been plagued by me were completely drunk, and the first to petrify were the vendors of flowers and snow and roasted sweet potatoes.