Chapter 51: The Cabin Gets Drunk
Qin Xiao and Qin Chi were eating and drinking together in the wooden house tonight, and Qin Chi had asked Zhao Yongqin to bring more food before, saying that he had eaten and drank on a stone platform with a great appetite recently. ↗ , Qin Xiao saw that Qin Chi also drank liquor, so he said:
"You look like a Chinese."
Qin Chi said disdainfully: "Dear brother, I am not Chinese in the first place. ”
Qin Xiao smiled and said: "I also wonder, although Qin Qin's girl has yellow hair and blue eyes, but she still has a sense of identity with China, you are good, you are a Chinese, you have an oriental melon, but you have an American heart, I am also a dog." ”
Qin Chi saw that Qin Xiao had drunk too much and said dirty words, so he also said: "Brother, don't be unwilling, I think you are not democratic enough." ”
Qin Xiao scolded: "Don't think that you can fool me if I drink too much, I'll sue you, bullshit democracy!" Why don't you be the president, why did the elder Bush become his son Bush Jr., and Clinton still wanted to be his wife Hillary, they are all these gang of farmer capitalists, and it is not the turn of our old Qin family to get ahead in the United States! If you still mention democracy to me, I will sue you, I only have three points of understanding about democracy, and you will understand when you say it. ”
Qin Chi was very interested, so he asked, "Okay, you can tell me about your three acquaintances." ”
Qin Xiao picked up the wine bottle, took a few sips, and said, "I tell you, what are my three understandings." First, the world's boss must be a democracy, which means that you, the Yankee, are a democracy; Second, the world's leaders must want to bring democracy to the whole world; Third, it's this third point, the most trick. It is that the world boss will never allow other countries to threaten his international standing. ”
When Qin Chi heard this, he was puzzled. said: "There's nothing wrong with it, what do you want to say?" ”
Qin Xiao smiled: "You are stupid enough. Still don't get it? After the end of World War I, Britain and France controlled the world, how about the Weimar Republic, who was abused as a grandson, and finally the dictatorial Hitler came, stirring up the darkness, didn't he just look at Britain and France and was not convinced? During the Cold War, the Iron Curtain between the East and the West was strong, and Poland was extremely successful in moving towards democracy. The Soviet Union eventually implemented a confederation, but the fifteen union republics fell apart, making the people miserable, which is very different from Poland, why? ”
Qin Chi said: "Why? ”
Qin Xiao smiled and said: "Yes, Russia is also a federal republic now, but don't you the United States also stare at it and let people eat the last meal without the next meal." What is the reason for this, it is not at all a question of whether it is democratic or not. It's not a question of whether Russia wants democracy or not, it's fundamentally that no matter what Russia is, it's a potential opponent of the Yankees, do you think he can have a good life? Poland is doing well because Poland is so small. It will never be a threat to you Americans. You also agree with these three points, but I tell you to look at these three points separately. Nothing to blame, but if put together. You will find that this is the most evil. Because only the world boss can implement your so-called democracy, and the democracy you are talking about is a luxury for other countries, and you say that this is democracy or hegemony! ”
Qin Chi was silent, and Qin Xiao continued: "Brother, don't be unconvinced when I say this, look at the strong Han and Tang Dynasty, China also uses force, but what convinces the surrounding people is still relying on culture and economy and trade, not your so-called democracy." If you promote democracy, why is the Middle East so chaotic, and the EU does not listen to you, it is because you do not know how to respect, you have to talk about dignity to people, and culture to the country, if you give up this, no one will want to see you. Do you know what kind of country China is as stipulated in the Chinese Constitution? ”
Qin Chi shook his head, and Qin Xiao said with a smile: "Article 1 of the Constitution says, 'The People's Republic of China is a people's democratic socialist country led by the working class and based on the alliance of workers and peasants'. I memorized this article when I was in a law competition in middle school, and I thought what this article meant, how people's democracy zhaunzheng, I really didn't understand, and then I figured out that China is a democratic country, that is internal, for the people; China is still a zhuanzheng country, or you call us a 'dictatorship', I also admit it, but that is the enemy who covets us externally, and this is 'people's democracy zhuanzheng'. I don't care about other nationalities, the Chinese must at least inherit their own culture, anyway, the national character of the Chinese nation is: don't shout at me in front of me that this is not right, I have to be myself first, before I can reason with you who you are! ”
Qin Xiao was a little drunk at this time, but he was still sober-minded, so he said: "Brother, I had a good chat with you today, I'll talk more, I'll teach you a lesson, I read "Mao Xuan" in middle school, this is much better than your Rockefeller's "68 Advices", Buffett's "Smart Investor", you are just a financial tycoon or a capitalist, and people like us who have led the people for 28 years to lay down a country, their entrepreneurial success history is simply not worth mentioning. On People's Democracy", I will recite a little bit for you, listen to my brother. ”
Qin Xiao drunkenly cleared his throat and said, "Imperialist aggression has broken the dream of Chinese learning from the West. It's strange, why does the gentleman always invade the students? Chinese learn a lot from the West, but it doesn't work, and their ideals are always unrealized. Many struggles, including nationwide campaigns like the Xinhai Revolution, have failed. The situation in the country is getting worse day by day, and the environment forces people to not survive. Suspicion arises, grows, develops. ……”
Qin Xiao smiled: "How is my recitation skills?" I'll recite another paragraph to you: 'Kang Youwei wrote the Book of Datong, but he did not and could not find a way to reach Datong. A bourgeois republic that foreign countries have had, China cannot have, because China is a country oppressed by imperialism. The only way is through the people's republic led by the working class. ’”
Qin Xiao then said drunkenly: "Brother, I have never been drunk like this with anyone, but with your good brother by my side, no matter how dangerous it is around me, I dare to get drunk." Listen to it. How well to say, because China is a country oppressed by imperialism. The Soviet Union did not resist the temptation back then, and now it has fallen to this. You Yankees are pointing fingers all over the world all day long, and if we build your bourgeois republic here, you will immediately reach in and split us, and then it will be another warlord scuffle, will I also go to the United States, marry a foreign girl, have a baby, and come back to say that your father is so undemocratic! Dude, you said that time. The country is divided, the Chinese nation no longer exists, and your so-called "democracy" has a fart! ”
When Qin Xiao said this, he was already very excited, he said that these were not to discuss people's democracy with Qin Chi, but to let Qin Chi sober up, don't feel that he is God, he can save everyone, and there is no shortage of pretentious fools in the Yankees. - And you Qin Chi. Most of the blood flowing in the veins is still the blood of the Chinese!
After Qin Xiao finished speaking impassionedly, his voice still echoed in the valley, and Qin Chi also kept pondering and did not answer. Because he couldn't answer, his ideals and beliefs of more than 20 years at the beginning of the period were actually in Qin Xiao's ten-minute conversation. Collapsed in an instant, and he fell into deep thought.
It is. The reason why Qin Xiao did not return to the mountain with Luo Chuan and chase Zhang Zhengguo with Liu Dongsheng also had his own considerations. But Qin Xiao was always paying attention to Qin Chi's movements. Seeing that he didn't mean to leave, he understood that Qin Chi didn't want to leave. Of course, Qin Chi's rhetoric is to protect cultural relics, but in fact, Qin Xiao doesn't know that this is just a pretext.
He always felt that Qin Chi's visit to China this time seemed to be a drunkard's intention not to drink, and it was not his real purpose to handle Zhang Zhengguo's case, and Qin Xiao didn't want to hide it anymore at this time, so he said to Qin Chi:
"Brother, you have another drink, after drinking this cup, I'll tell you something serious."
Qin Chi didn't know what Qin Xiao was doing, so he picked up the wine glass and drank it all, and said, "Brother, if there is anything, just say it." ”
Qin Xiao laughed twice and said, "I said brother, I asked you something, you are not allowed to lie,"
Seeing this, Qin Chi was even more confused, and said, "What do you say first, I know, I will definitely tell you everything." ”
Qin Xiao said: "Did you meet my old friend Donnie when you came to China? ”
Qin Chi was taken aback by this, but he also saw that Qin Xiao had been watching the changes in his expression, and he felt that it was necessary to hide it, so he said: "Yes, I met her when I was at the Beijing station, she was taken away by a few pickpockets, and I gave him a smooth back, but she also misunderstood that I was a pickpocket, you say brother, angry people are not angry!" ”
Qin Chi was also a little drunk, so he didn't stop talking. Qin Xiao laughed when he heard this, and said:
"I didn't expect you kid to be very good at picking up girls, and you will create some opportunities for encounters."
"How can there be, brother, I just saw that the road was uneven, who knew that I was still wronged, but I was invited into the police room, and I finally got rid of the suspicion through the guò monitor video."
Qin Xiao picked up the bread, took a big bite, then took a sip of wine and swallowed, and said: "Brother, you don't come, I don't know, you just want to get close to her, deliberately arranged the bureau, this still wants to fool me?" ”
Qin Chi couldn't help but laugh and said: "Brother, you are too good at joking, I'm not a nymphomaniac, how can I see a woman, I have to get close to others, I don't know her, why bother?" ”
Qin Xiao looked at Qin Chi and sneered, "Of course it's to dispel his suspicions!" ”
Qin Chi sat up and said, "Dispel his suspicions, I'm here to handle a case in China, and I've already cooperated with your diplomats, so why do you have to ask him to dispel his suspicions?" ”
Qin Xiao paused, looked at Qin Chi for a long time, and said, "Then what are you doing in China that you don't want her to doubt, just dispel her suspicions!" ……”
Before Qin Xiao finished speaking, Qin Chi couldn't sit still, and immediately stood up and said, "What can I do?" I've been working undercover here, for no other purpose! ”
Qin Xiao hurriedly waved his hand to let Qin Chi sit down, and said: "Sit down, sit down, look at your sitting nature, the people of our old Qin family are in the deep mountains, no one knows about the situation and chat with each other, you see that you are in a hurry, why bother!" ”
At this time, Qin Chi had already realized what Qin Xiao wanted to know, but he couldn't just give in, so he asked rhetorically:
"Then brother, I want to ask you, what do you think I came to China for? I must listen to the story you told me, or I won't admire you! ”
Qin Xiao smiled and said: "Stories, what I have is a story, how many or how many I want, I know everything about astronomy and geography, okay, I'll tell you one." ”
Qin Xiao sat upright, looked at Qin Chi, and said, "Brother, I just want to tell you about astronomy, do you know that there was a celestial family in ancient Greece called Eratosthenes?" ”
Qin Chi was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but be terrified, Qin Xiao had already seen that Qin Chi was surprised, so he said: "You don't have to be afraid, I'm just telling popular science stories, not horror stories, look like it." This Eratoseni is very smart, and he is also the director of the Alexandria Museum, so this kid has nothing else to read, and some are books. But he is best known for measuring the circumference of the Earth, do you know how to measure it? ”
Qin Chi said with a smile: "I know brother, you like astronomy very much, but I also know this, he chose a well near Aswan, Egypt, when the sun hit the well, and then chose an upright object in Alexandria, and measured the angle between him and the sun's rays, this angle is the arc length of the arc formed by Aswan and Alexander, and the circumference of the earth can be calculated according to this." ”
"Haha, you kid is really good, it's not bad at all." Qin Xiao gave a thumbs up and continued: "This is how he calculated the circumference of the earth, and the error is within two percent, which is already remarkable. ”
Qin Chi smiled: "What's wrong with this? ”
Qin Xiao smiled and said: "This is nothing, the ancient Egyptians also have a geographical story, which is extended by using the method of Eratosthene, to be precise, it is to calculate the distance from the earth to the sun." ”
Qin Chi was even more surprised, Qin Xiao didn't care about this, and continued: "The method is that when the moon is a quarter moon, that is, when the sun, moon and earth are at straight angles, the distance from the sun to the earth can be calculated according to the distance between the earth and the moon, which is just a calculation of a right triangle. Due to the poor accuracy of the measuring instruments at that time, this calculation result is very inaccurate, but if you look at this qualified meteorological observation station, what instruments are not, there is a rangefinder, and the error may be very large if it is far away, and it should be no problem to measure 180 meters. ”
Qin Chi was surprised: "Brother, what do you want to say?" ”
Qin Xiao said with a smile: "I mean, find a subject object, form a triangle, measure the angle, and you can still measure the specific direction of a place." (To be continued.) )