Chapter 2
Tang Yu felt like he had fallen into flesh, and his soul had floated out of his body, but soon he came to consciousness again.
The smell was very familiar, just like the dormitory he had lived in before.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he was still in a daze when he was inexplicably pulled up from the bed and beaten.
"! Stinky fool! What are you pretending to be dead? Did you steal the money? Say it! Don't say it, Lao Tzu will kill you! A man with a mouth full of crooked yellow teeth and bad breath roared at him. reminded Tang Yu that a certain great director was coming.
Tang Yu in the chaos barely figured out one thing, it seemed that someone in the dormitory had lost money, and the owner suspected that the big yellow tooth in front of him had taken his money, but the big yellow tooth didn't admit it, not saying that he had stolen the money.
Wait, Tang Yu is a bit messy, he needs to figure out his thoughts. He tilted his head and looked left and right, and he was in a room that resembled a collective dormitory on a construction site. There was a group of people in front of him, old and young, tall and short, fat and thin, all dressed as migrant workers.
He had no impression of the group at all, they were not migrant workers in the dormitory where he had lived before.
Am I not dead? Is there a migrant worker in heaven too? Tang Yu didn't need to pinch himself to confirm whether it was a dream or not, because the big yellow teeth hurt him a lot before, and it was obvious that this was not heaven, it was reality.
An unrealistic idea suddenly popped up in Tang Yu's mind. But is it possible?
Tang Yu's heart jumped wildly, but he forced himself to calm down again. He didn't dare to rejoice too soon, he needed to take time to confirm. Besides, the current situation did not allow him to seriously think about the ins and outs of the whole thing.
The first thing he thought of was, if I'm still alive, what about Tang Yan?
"Get out of here!" Tang Yu frowned, and pushed the middle-aged man in front of him hard, but the other party didn't move, and Tang Yu was stunned for a moment. He looked down at his smaller hand, stunned.
This...... Whose thin, rough, and dirty hands are they?!
Apparently others were more shocked than him, and someone next to him shouted: "Fools can talk? ”
Tang Yu looked up at them and asked, "Who do you call stupid?" ”
"You! Aren't you the second fool of the old Tang family? The owner said: "It's easy to do if you can talk, Lao Guo said that you stole my money, did you steal it?" If you steal it, hand it over honestly, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you, do you believe it?! ”
The second fool of the old Tang family?
Tang Yu looked at them in a daze, and he read from everyone's eyes that he was the Tang Er fool. But he's not, they don't look like each other at all, are these people blind?
At dawn, the lights were turned on in the room, so that the silhouette of each person was reflected on the glass window, and it was as clear as a mirror. Tang Yu looked at the person in the mirror, and after being shocked, he finally knew why these people called him a fool.
Isn't the self in the mirror just Tang Er's stupidity! He raised his hand and tugged at his face, squeezing an expression, and the other party's movements completely coincided with his.
"What else do you ask? I saw him steal! He stole it! Big Yellow Tooth hurriedly pulled (Note: Northeast dialect, hāo, meaning pulling, pulling, pulling. Holding Tang Yu's collar, he threw the thin Tang Yu to the ground, raised his foot and kicked it, just kicking Tang Yu's stomach, Tang Yu coughed several times in pain, weakly hugged Big Yellow Fang's foot, and shouted: "I didn't steal!" I didn't steal it! ”
Tang Yu didn't suffer in fists and feet when he was the most down, he had a good physique and a strong body, and few people could beat him. But Tang Ersil is malnourished all the year round, his body is too poor, he is so thin that he is not human-shaped, he has a good skeleton, and he has no capital to compete with others. Tang Yu didn't have time to think about the strange things that happened to him, and now it was important to save his life. He noticed that Big Yellow Fang's face was ugly, obviously a thief, and he was anxious to find someone to blame. Tang Yan is a person, he knows best, such a kind and simple man will never steal other people's money. The other party bullied Tang Yan and couldn't speak, so he should have planned to slander to the end and find a substitute for the dead ghost to apologize for him. But I didn't expect that there was another person living in this body now, a person who traveled back from the future. Speaking fluent Mandarin and his thoughts have become clear, Big Yellow Tooth must be afraid that if he asks again, he will be exposed, so he will jump off the wall in a hurry. Tang Yu was sure that the money was stolen by him, and it had nothing to do with Tang Yan at all.
Why do all people bully fools? How much humiliation has a fool experienced when he lives so old? Thinking of the scene when the fool was stabbed through the body with a knife just now, Tang Yu was angry.
"I didn't steal! I don't believe you can search your body. If you want me to say, our whole house is suspicious, and if there is a kind, none of us will come out of this house, and we will search them one by one! Look who's a thief! Tang Yu gritted his teeth and shouted.
"Ah! The fool ghost is on his body, why does his mouth suddenly become so sharp? The brain is also easy to pinch! ”
"yes, fool, why aren't you stupid all of a sudden?"
"The fool is right, I didn't steal it anyway, and I'm not afraid of searching."
"I'm not afraid, I haven't seen money for more than half a month."
"Search it, I'm in favor."
Everyone, you and I are talking one by one, except for a few people in this group of Northeast men who are a little aware of human rights and do not agree with body searches, most of them don't care about body searches, and they are completely in the mood of watching a good show.
Only the big yellow teeth jumped like thunder, "Damn, you're still hard-mouthed!" Look at Lao Tzu if he doesn't kill you! He lifted a kick and kicked Tang Yu in the head, Tang Yu used all his strength to block his foot, and bit his foot and neck. This is the next step, Tang Yu doesn't want to bite his stinky and dirty feet, in addition to the biting muscles, he still has a little strength, and the rest of his body is as soft as an octopus whisker, and he has no ability to resist at all.
Rhubarb screamed with a toothache, hugged his feet and scolded and jumped, and his funny appearance made everyone laugh.
At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open, and a tall and thin young man walked through the door. Everyone was immediately silenced, and they all stared at the young man, and Tang Yu was no exception. The young man has a long spirit, three-dimensional facial features, and a good temperament, which is better than any male star with the title of male god on TV. If it weren't for the dirty overalls, I really thought that the big star had messed in. The young man didn't seem to like to be stared at by everyone, he held the washbasin in one hand and rubbed his face with the towel in the other, blocking everyone's line of sight, especially Tang Yu's.
When he entered the room, he glanced at Tang Yu on the ground, walked to the bed in the corner, and made the bed with his back to everyone, not at all interested in the chaotic idle things on their side.
"Come on, come on, don't talk nonsense, show your family background, let Lao Tzu search it." The owner spoke first, knocking on the rice bowl and shouting.
Everyone had just been quiet for a few seconds, and they were talking again, but no one really responded.
Seeing that everyone was not moving, the owner walked up to the handsome guy just now and said, "Let's search for you first." ”
The handsome guy put the towel on his shoulder, turned his head to look at the owner, "What are you searching?" ”
Well, it sounded as good as he expected. Tang Yu was also quite helpless that he still had the leisure to appreciate handsome guys at such a time. But it can't be helped, who made him a gay? This is to be replaced by a super beauty, and she is a man with a normal personality orientation, and it is estimated that she will also be distracted. Don't they all say that the peony flower dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost? He used to scoff at it, but now that he believes it, the pain on his body just now instantly turned into an itch.
Tang Yu looked at the guy curiously, and this strong sense of disobedience made him unable not to stare at him. How is he like a migrant worker? Saying that he is the son of an official eunuch is more acceptable.
He opened his mouth, and from his expression, he seemed to have just realized that the handsome guy had gone out to wash with a washbasin since the beginning of the incident, and he was not clear about the details of the whole process at all. The owner briefly described the cause and effect of the incident to the handsome guy, and the young man glanced at Tang Yu after listening.
The cold little eyes made Tang Yu's throat tense for a while, and he almost immediately forgot about the harsh environment he was in, and returned to the happy and carefree green era.
He saw the handsome young man open his thin red lips and let out a clear and pleasant voice: "I know who stole the money." The young man was obviously a neat man, and as soon as he finished speaking, he raised his hand and pointed at the big yellow tooth and said, "I saw him stuff the money into the shoe shell last night." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked, and Tang Yu was also stunned for a moment, but Tang Yu's reflex arc at critical moments was always shorter than that of ordinary people, which was one of his great advantages. He immediately pounced at the feet of Big Yellow Tooth, bit his foot and neck again, Big Yellow Tooth screamed, instinctively raised his foot to get rid of Tang Yu, Tang Yu took the opportunity to take off the stinky rubber shoes on his feet, and a small stack of folded hundred-yuan bills drew a perfect parabola with Tang Yu's movements, and fell to the ground.
Smack. Gently, with a hint of peculiar smell, the RMB splashed with fine light ash.