After closing the door of the store, the three of them took a taxi to the entrance of the alley, and happened to see a woman walking out of the grocery store next to her, the woman was wearing a white down jacket, a black plush long skirt, black hair was coiled up casually, and although the white and tender face was not powdered, it still looked very charming. She carried a plastic bag in one hand and two cigarettes in the other, and ran into the alley without squinting, and did not see the three brothers who got out of the car.

Shao Zifu looked at her back and said in surprise: "Big brother, why is this woman here again?" Didn't Sugiko dislike her? ”

Tang Yu waved his hand, "Hey, what do you like or dislike, sincerity is open, Shanzi just thinks that her conditions are too good, her personality is too unreliable, and she is not dissatisfied with her appearance." As long as she is not afraid of hardship and will live at home, it will be a matter of time before Shanzi accepts her. ”

Shao Zifu pondered for a while and felt that what he said was very reasonable, "I really don't see it, the eldest brother even understands this?" ”

Tang Yu put his arm around his shoulders and said, "That's it, your eldest brother is an expert in love, if you encounter anything you can't think of in the future, find me to give you relief, it's right." This man is a lower-body animal, as long as he serves the bottom well, it doesn't matter what kind of ugly, old, young, male and female, turn off the lights, aren't they all the same? As long as the life is comfortable and the sex life is happy, it is not a problem. ”

Shao Zifu shook his head in disagreement, "Big brother, I don't think what you said is right, I'm not that kind of man." I want to be pretty, virtuous, young, and most importantly, not men. ”

"Don't talk too much, you're an inexperienced little virgin, you haven't done it to anyone yet, have you? Ming'er will take you to the shampoo room for a walk, and let the young lady serve you, you may want to redeem the young lady immediately and marry someone home. ”

Shao Zifu frowned and looked at Tang Yu, "Big brother, I'm really different from you. ”

"Hey! What do you mean, kid? I'm not looking for a young lady! ”

Shao Zifu looked unconvinced, put Tang Yu's hand away in disgust, and sighed: "Society is a big dye vat, big brother, you are really getting more and more obscene." Recently, I have been socializing with those big bosses, have you stepped on the threshold of the kiln? ”

Tang Yu was stunned, and he raised his foot to kick Shao Zifu's ass, but he was sensitive to dodge it.

Tang Yu scolded: "Fuck, I don't like women, I like old men, I have the four of you to warm my bed, and I still go to the fart kiln?" ”

When Shao Zifu said crazy things, he opened the door of his house and said in the crack of the door: "I said why don't you always look for a partner, I like you for a long time, big brother, we can help you with anything else, it's not okay, we all like big girls." If you really can't stand it, just take Xiaoliu to make do. After the master finished speaking, he closed the door, turned around and saw Yan Shan and Gu Jiaqian staring at him with very strange eyes, he nodded at the woman without any pressure, took off his shoes directly, lay on the bed to rest, and occupied the territory first.

Tang outside the door snorted twice, "Damn, little rabbit." Kicking my nose and face is what I'm used to. As soon as Tang Yu turned around, he only had time to see Gu Li's heels, and the door was slammed shut. Tang Yu hurriedly caught up, grabbed the doorknob with his paws, and pushed it in.

"Huh? Anti-locked? ”

"Six, six?" Tang Yu suppressed his voice and called in his throat: "Six, why did you forget, there is a tail outside." ”

"Six, the eldest brother was joking just now, you must listen to my brother's blind bluffing, my brother is pure, how can you understand so many fancy things?" Tang Yu slapped his mouth and said: "You also know that my brother likes to talk nonsense after drinking two more cups, you must not be like my brother." ”

Tang Yu touched around, picked up a washboard under the wall and put it under his armpit, and said softly: "Six, what do we have to say in the house, save some face for my brother." ”

The door was pushed open a crack, and Gu Li stretched out an arm to carry Tang Yu in.

Gu Li frowned, "The door is not locked, what are you yelling outside?" ”

Tang Yu rubbed his eyes, "Huh? No locks? Then why can't I push it away? ”

"Are you pretending to be me?" Gu Li twisted his face vigorously, "The door is pushed outward, can you push it in?" ”

"Ahh Oh, yes? Tang Yu hurriedly pushed the door, "It's really!" Haha, it looks like I'm really drunk. ”

"Load, keep loading." Gu Li pushed him away, turned around and turned on the gas valve, ready to boil some hot water.

Tang Yu hugged him from behind, his hands were extremely restless and touched up and down, and he smiled: "What are you pretending, I'm a cute seller." ”

Gu Li pushed him away, "Where did you get so many crooked words?" ”

Tang Yu posted it again, "I have a lot of crooked words, would you like to hear it?" ”

Gu Li pushed him away again, crooked on the side of the bed, took the book to read, and didn't even look at him, "Go and talk to the four male pets outside you." ”

"Hey, are you really going to your heart? I was joking. ”

"Did I say I went to my heart? Who you sleep with, what does it matter to me? Who am you? Why do you bother to report to me. ”

Tang Yu pursed his lips, angrily threw the washboard to the side of the bed, and roared: "Gu Li! ”

Gu Li raised his eyebrows and glanced at him.

Tang Yu knelt on the washboard with a bang, and said with a smile: "Baby, I was wrong." You're just going to treat me as a stinky fart and let me go. ”

Gu Li fanned the air, "You are someone else's fart every day, let it go all over the world, I don't welcome stinky farts here." ”

"Then I'm a fragrant fart, fragrant fart......"

"Does the fart smell?"

"As long as your fart is fragrant, the you pull is delicious in the world."

Gu Li threw the book on the bed and pointed at Tang Yu's nose, "You! Tang language! ”

Tang Yu tilted his head and looked at him, "What?" ”

"Vulgar!"

Tang Yu giggled, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "How many times has my brother licked you?" What's so embarrassing? In fact, as long as you really love each other, you will really feel that the pulled by the other party is fragrant. In the future, when you fall in love with me, you will understand my heart, and you will definitely want to eat my whole person, what is the matter with and pee. ”

Gu Li squinted at him, his whole face was red and white for a while, purple for a while, damn it...... This man is crazy when he drinks a little, and he doesn't know if he is really drunk or deliberately pretending to be crazy and stupid. If he always did this, would he have lived in the future? It's annoying.

It's just not cleaned up. Gu Li took a deep breath and pointed to the kitchen, "The hot water is ready, help me pour a basin and wash my feet." ”

Tang Yu reacted and immediately jumped up, "Obey!" My dear! ”

Tang Yu worked quickly, immediately brought a basin of hot water into the house, and said attentively: "Baby, let your husband serve you today." ”

Gu Li opened one eye and snorted lightly, "Hmm." ”

Tang Yu rolled up his sleeves and praised Gu Li while washing his feet: "Tut, our little six's feet are better looking than other people's hands, and my brother wants to lick your feet." You're definitely a relative of God. ”

Seeing that Gu Li didn't respond, Tang Yu explained to himself: "You must be thinking, why didn't I say that you are God's own son?" Because God's own son can't be so poor, it must be God's own son who is jealous that the son of his relatives is better than himself, so he relegates you to the lower realm and suffers, but God has eyes, let Yue Lao draw a red line for the two of us, let us meet and know each other in the vast sea of people, and from then on live a happy life of only envying mandarin ducks and not immortals. ”

"Brother."

"Huh? Little Six. ”

"Can you hold back five minutes without talking?"

"Uh......"

Gu Li exhaled and closed his eyes.

Tang Yu endured it for less than a minute before he felt as uncomfortable as ten thousand ants drilling into his heart, so he took a towel to dry Gu Li's feet, covered him with a quilt, rushed outside the house with a footbath, and ran around the yard twice to feel more comfortable.

After returning to the house, he poured a basin of foot washing water, took a horse and sat on the edge of the bed to wash his feet comfortably, and turned his head to find Gu Li holding his head with one hand, looking at him with half-squinted eyes.

"Why haven't you slept yet?" Tang Yu leaned over and said with a smile: "What, six, aren't you angry?" Brother knelt on his knees for you, you can forgive him, brother will never joke anymore. ”

Gu Li sneered, "If you have that memory, the sows will be able to go up the tree." ”

"Haha, six, you're telling jokes better than I can now. Who did you learn from? ”

Gu Li ignored him, but patted the mattress in front of him and said, "You come here." ”

Tang Yu sat down and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Gu Li suddenly pulled him into his arms, turned over and pressed him, "Brother, are you not angry with me for anything I do to you?" ”

Tang Yu nodded stunned, "Of course." ”

"You won't hate me or dislike me if you hurt you?"

"Uh...... Well, how can I say it, as long as you really like me, I won't blink an eye if I go to hell. Tang Yu kissed the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "Why do you suddenly ask that?" ”

Gu Li took out a hemp rope from the drawer, tied Tang Yu's wrist firmly in the blink of an eye, and finally fixed it at the head of the iron bed, and asked sincerely, "Will you be angry like this?" ”

Tang Yu didn't react for a while, "I won't be angry, but what are you tying me up?" ”

Gu Li smiled, "What do you say?" ”

The author has something to say: I sneaked up on it...... No matter what you say, it won't alleviate my sins~~~ So, don't say anything, and update honestly.