Ding-dong, ding-dong!

The doorbell rings. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

No one opened the door, so Xu Dashao took the initiative to push the door of Lin Yi's room open with a sense of ownership, and then, he saw Lin Yi curled up on the sofa in a daze, no, to be precise, he was in a daze on the sofa, smirking at the same time.

Xu Dashao was surprised, according to his previous experience, Lin Yi at this time was either reading old books, or writing notes on Taoshu, sorting out the books he had picked up all day long, and noting down the "great achievements" he had picked up every time. But today, it's very abnormal.

So, Xu Dashao walked back and forth in front of Lin Yi a few times, and like a witty, sensitive and suspicious Baskerville hound, he searched around the room.

As a result, nothing came of it.

Lin Yi was immersed in a happy "smirk", as if he didn't notice that Xu Dashao, a big living person, walked in and walked around.

Xu Dashao felt the need to rise to Sherlock. Sherlock Holmes, so he took out the cigarette case, took the cigarette roll in his mouth (unfortunately there is no pipe), looked at Lin Yi with a torch, and then at the messy old books in the room, pouted, and finally said: "You have bought so many books again?" ”

Hearing the voice, Lin Yi finally came back to his senses, glanced at Xu Dashao listlessly, and asked, "When did you come here and what are you doing?" ”

"I miss you. I haven't seen you for a few days, and I thought you were back to the mainland alone. "Xu Da and the young man are there, holding a cigarette in his mouth, sitting on the sofa with his ass, who knows that the sofa is also a book, and he has a buttocks, and when he touches it, he looks at it, but it is a hardcover Hong Kong version of "Shakespeare".

"Damn, your level of knowledge is quite deep, even Shakespeare can be read." Xu Dashao casually threw the book aside.

Lin Yi hurriedly took it, "Don't throw it around." ”

Xu Dashao rolled his eyes, "I see that you have gone crazy, is it useful to search for so many books?" Even if it was useful, would you be able to read it all? Even if you can read it, will it be collectible? ”

It was the first time Lin Yi heard Xu Dashao say so many things, and it was rare to have a clear eye, "Are you here to criticize me?" How many words! ”

Xu Dashao grinned, "Do you think you have special knowledge and profound thoughts?" For example, I was playing in Hong Kong in the past few days, and I thought about it, why is Hong Kong's entertainment industry so developed, why can't we compare with the mainland, and finally got out of Dongguan, and it was swept away......"

Lin Yi shook his head, feeling that this gentleman was hopeless.

Xu Da rarely saw that Lin Yi was silent again, so he grinned, leaned over to Lin Yi, touched him very obscenely, and said, "To be honest, what were you thinking when I came in just now?" ”

Lin Yi glanced at him, "I didn't think about anything, at least not as obscene as you thought." ”

Xu Dashao clicked his lips and sighed: "Pretend, pretend." Don't think I can't see through your true face, you readers like to play yin, you are serious on the surface, but you are more anxious than anyone else in private...... Oh, to be honest, is there a woman? ”

Lin Yi was poked by him, but he flatly denied it, "What are you guessing nonsense, it's okay to go back to sleep and --- out." ”

"I don't have enough friends, I don't want to say it, and you still drive me away--- you really think I'm okay to find trouble, if it weren't for the fact that you are my boss, I want to help you, and push you on the road of your pure love, I don't want to stay here." After Xu Dashao finished speaking, he looked at Lin Yi.

Lin Yi was indifferent.

Xu Dashao got up, "Hey, I'm really leaving---"

Lin Yi was still indifferent.

Xu Dashao was very faceless, "Damn, wood!" "Turn around and go.

Suddenly, "How can you help me?" Lin Yi looked up at him and asked.

"I knew it!" Xu Dashao "swished", and then jumped back to Lin Yi's side, his movements were chic, fast, and skillful.

"I know that you have emotional problems, look at my poisonous eyes--- rest assured, as long as I have a love scene killer ghost Xu Tianyou Xu Dashao is here, I can help you solve all incurable diseases...... Tell me, who is the girl you picked up like an old book? ”

"It's someone you don't know." Lin Yi's mind was filled with the pretty appearance of the begonia, and he couldn't help but smile.

"I don't know? That's right, too. If I knew, how could she fall in love with you, women like to make comparisons, and I am so handsome......" Xu Dashao felt super good and stroked the hair on his sideburns.

"Then does she like you?"

"I think I like it, I think." Lin Yi said softly, between his eyebrows and eyes, there was joy.

"Dizzy, looking at your sullen appearance, I guess that girl can't see where to go--- it's okay, right?" The sparks of Xu Dashao's gossip are about to emerge from his eyes.

"Pretty, no, very pretty." Lin Yi thought for a moment and said seriously.

"It looks really beautiful, you guy never praises others, let alone a woman." Xu Dashao swallowed, "I really want to see her immediately, what the hell does it look like, it will make you faint." ”

"Didn't you say you wanted to help me, why do you always ask me about things?" Lin Yi came back to his senses and looked at Xu Dashao suspiciously.

"Help, of course you have to help--- then you have to understand the situation, don't you?" Xu Dashao said with a smile, "First of all, you like her, and she likes you, then, what you have to do now is to further strengthen your relationship with her, and increase the intimacy of each other on the basis of the original relationship remains unchanged, for example, holding hands, hugging, kissing, or even what...... Hee-hee-hee, you know. ”

Lin Yi "snapped" and knocked on his head, "Be serious, don't talk nonsense." ”

"Why are you knocking me on the head again? You're going to be knocked stupid. ”

"Your boss, my boss?"

"Your boss."

"Then be obedient."

"Oh."

……

"So you're worried about this. I think you've thought too much, as long as it's a girl, how can you not like to go to that kind of occasion, like I am in the mainland, many girls pester me to see the life of a rich man, and now you invite her to participate in tomorrow's auction, she is allowed to go. Xu Dashao smiled and patted Lin Yi's shoulder.

Although Lin Yi knew that it was idiotic to ask Xu Dashao these questions, it was a comfort to be able to get such an answer.

"But ---" Xu Dashao blinked, and stopped talking.

"But what?"

"Are you ready?"

"What are you going to do?" Lin Yi looked at Xu Dashao curiously.

"Damn, I knew it was going to happen!" Xu Dashao slapped his face violently, and his expression was extremely unfathomable.

"You mean, what's wrong?" Lin Yi asked anxiously.

"Alas, that ---" Xu Dashao hung his appetite.

Lin Yi was about to knock on his head again, Xu Dashao hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I'm joking with you, don't do it at every turn, we are all Sven people--- you also said, her family is poor, she works several jobs alone, and she is a carpenter and an electrician, but it is conceivable that she has never participated in this kind of party at all." ”

"Now, the question is--- how does a girl who is so poor that she has only her strength left and has not attended any fancy party know what kind of clothes to wear, what kind of shoes to wear, what kind of jewelry to wear to participate in such an auction...... I think if you don't help her prepare, tomorrow she'll be wearing the electrician's bag......"

Lin Yi, "That's good, it's natural." ”

"Dizzy, I forgot that you are all the way, not a family...... That kind of scene, wearing that kind of clothes, it's low when you think about it. Why, can't figure it out? Then you can imagine that tomorrow everyone else will be evening dresses, backless outfits, like models on the catwalk, swinging willows in the wind, twisting catwalks, she is wearing a coarse cloth dress, carrying a liquefied gas tank, majestic and high-spirited...... In that case, do you want to disgrace her, or do you want to disgrace yourself? ”

Lin Yi: "......"

Xu Dashao sighed, looked at Lin Yi with a reincarnated Zhuge look, and said "glad" for him: "Now you should understand, how correct it is to invite me to be your advisor." ”

Lin Yi didn't bother to pay attention to his boasting, and just asked, "What should I do?" ”

Xu Dashao smiled and hooked his fingers: "You come with your ears!" (To be continued.) )