Chapter Seventy-Five: Are You Sure He's Not Here to Be Funny?

Joy of Hearts

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Come on, be happy, have a lot of time anyway

Come on, love, there's a lot of foolishness anyway

Come on, wander, anyway, there are a lot of directions

Come on, pretentious, there's a lot of scenery anyway

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At this time, on the 27th on the stage, a girl dressed as a bewitching and enchanting queen, while dancing this long sleeve and swaying her body, she recited a good spell with a good hand, and her hoarse voice seemed to pierce everyone's ears with the sound of a bayonet, singing a song into the bone marrow, which was like being forcibly XO.

In this hour, Xi Yuanbai can be regarded as an eye-opener, and he has seen all kinds of bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods, especially the players in the two-dimensional group are a little crazy, Xi Yuanbai thought that he had seen a new xenomorph.

Xi Yuanbai casually learned about the show "Who is the King of Singers", good looks are the basic requirements of the contestants, whether they sing well or not, it doesn't matter, the key is to have characteristics, let it go, if it's hard to hear, it's hard to hear, if it's good, it's good to hear pregnant, pay close attention to the audience's expectations, and make people want to stop with contrasting effects, which is also the main reason why this show can break out of the variety show circle in full bloom.

"Come on, hehe, have you ever given it anyway?" At this moment, the enchantress threw a wink at Xiao Hehe and swayed next to him.

"Give, give, give! I've given it to you~ I've given it to you~" Xiao Hehe immediately disarmed and surrendered!

"Come on, Director Wang, do you want me anyway?" The enchantress girl turned her eyes, and then she lay down in front of the old cadre, swaying the dance of "Frozen Man" vigorously.

Seeing this, the old cadre smiled amiably, "It's a little interesting, it's over!" ”

"Ouch, Mom, thank you~" The enchantress girl got three tongguò, and she was immediately overjoyed, and she was full of joy in the northeast accent.

"Alright, you youkai, go down." Xiao Hehe said with a look of disgust.

When the enchantress girl heard this, she ran off the stage in the envious eyes of everyone, because she got three tongguò can directly confirm her promotion and will participate in the next program recording.

"Oba, it's your turn soon! You ready? Yu Dongling asked excitedly.

"It's okay~" Xi Yuanbai smiled, after watching so many interviews, he roughly understood the interview process, first of all, self-selected repertoire, then lip-sync performance, and finally a talent show with extra points, which is not difficult. However, Xi Yuanbai found that the interviewer did not choose how good the singing was, or how ugly it was, but selected some people with distinctive talents or strong expressions.

"Brother, you have to sing seriously later, Sister Xiyue can look at you!" Ye Erna patted Xi Yuanbai on the shoulder and gave him a cheering look.

When Xi Yuanbai heard this, he was a little puzzled, what does his singing have to do with Yi Xiyue? However, he nodded obediently.

"Okay, let's invite our last player, the 'little ingot' of the appearance group!" At this time, a square-faced interviewer on the far side picked up the information of the last contestant and said with some unhappiness.

"Shhhh

"What's going on?" Yu Dongling originally wanted to cheer for Xi Yuanbai, but suddenly heard everyone's boos, and weakened for a while.

Seeing this, Ye Erna explained with a somewhat embarrassed face: "It seems that it is a temporary queue cut, which makes these players a little unhappy!" ”

"Don't these players even buy Sister Na's face?" When Shen Qiubai heard this, he said a little angrily.

"......" When the other three girls heard this, they gave Shen Qiubai a look, how could this kind of thing of going through the back door be known to outsiders.

Xi Yuanbai walked to the stage quietly.

In fact, the budget of the show "Who is the King of Singers" is actually not much, and there are no sponsors, in order to save money, the program team mainly accounts for more than half of the entire program due to Ye Erna's appearance fee, so in order to reduce costs, the program chose to record three episodes at one time, and the 27 contestants present are actually elites who have gone through several rounds of screening.

However, the old cadres did a good job in this matter, and no one knew how Xi Yuanbai jumped out, and they all thought that it was a quota bought by a big boss with money, so when Xi Yuanbai came to power, everyone was talking about it-

"Sure enough, it's a little white face, I guess I was raised by a rich woman!" The men looked jealous.

"It's really handsome, eh, it's a pity!" Women.

"Sure enough, it's you!" When Xiao Hehe saw Xi Yuanbai, he was pleasantly surprised, this "little ingot" was really the magic star hunter in "Acceleration Game" yesterday.

When the old cadre saw Xi Yuanbai, his brows furrowed, and he had a sense of déjà vu, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it for a while, and he was drunk last night, and it was not surprising that he couldn't remember Xi Yuanbai's appearance.

"Hmm~" The square-faced interviewer looked at the information sheet in his hand, there was only one title on it, and the others were blank, his brows furrowed even deeper, and he asked, "Let's start your performance~"

"Finally able to listen to Oba sing, what song will he sing? I'm looking forward to it! Yu Dongling's face was flushed, her face was excited, since the last time she heard Xi Yuanbai's singing voice in the recording studio, Yu Dongling wanted Xi Yuanbai to sing, Xi Yuanbai gave her a roll of the eyes, it was rare to hear Xi Oba take the initiative to sing today.

"Are you so excited?" Ye Erna pressed Yu Dongling's little head, and said in her heart: This little girl is probably fascinated by Xi Yuanbai.

"Oba's songs are so good that people's ears are pregnant, and since I listened to Oba's songs that day, I don't even have a taste for meat!" Yu Dongling replied matter-of-factly.

"! When I masturbated last night, I didn't see you eat less! Ye Erna ruthlessly debunked Yu Dongling's lies.

"I just said it doesn't have a taste, and I didn't say I can't eat it, can't I eat it if it doesn't taste!? Hum! Yu Dongling quibbled.

"Fart! You eat and say, it's so fragrant, it's so fragrant...... You also asked the boss to add cumin and mustard......" Ye Erna is not the master who admits defeat, and begins to reason with Yu Dongling.

So the two girls began a war of words that seemed to never end, until a cheerful piece of music sounded~

"What song is this?" Shen Qiubai looked dazed, but he felt that it didn't match the boss's style.

"Eh, this song is ......" The two girls suddenly stopped their war of words, and their faces were shocked.

Even Yi Xiyue, who had been frosted for 10,000 years, was a little moved, revealing a strange gaze, and questioned, "Xiao Ni, are you sure he's not here to be funny?" ”

"This ...... Should...... No way! Hearing this cheerful music, Yu Dongling couldn't believe his ears, is it really good for Oba to sing such a song?