001 What should you do if you are accosted one day?
The same limited purple and red trench coat is slightly tasseled, but it shows a unique appearance on the frame of the two people's bodies.
Walking in the streets and alleys, no matter how expensive the clothes were, Xu You, who still wore out of the stall, was a little helpless.
"Sister, you're so powerful......"
Seeing that passers-by A, B, C and D all looked back at the princess who was wiping the air with him, Xu You couldn't help but start to worry secretly for his best friend, "Hey, what if you are accosted one day?" β
Tao Yu unconsciously stopped, took off his coffee-colored sunglasses, and said lightly: "First of all, you are older than me, so according to the rules, it is better for you to call me sister; The second point, how many times have I been accosted, haven't you counted? Every time Hongu is accosted, how happy are you, don't you make it? β
Walking into the European classical-style dessert shop, several waiters put on the recipes, Tao Yu stroked his forehead, took two sips of Pu'er, and continued to chatter: "The third point, sister, I have always been so powerful......
Otherwise, how can a few bad girlfriends count their return rate on the street?
Having eaten a full meal and not digesting it?
After speaking, he took out his iPhone and put it next to his ear, "Hey, Yiran?" β
Xu Youchu took a few sips of strawberry milk tea, and locked Tao Yu's iPhone close to his ear with an incomprehensible eye, wouldn't He Yiran's idiot get lost again?
People who can lose themselves no less than ten times in just a few minutes really can't afford to be hurt...... "That, Yu'er...... I was next to the CafΓ© Cicilia, and the sun should be shining directly on the Tropic of Capricorn, on the left was a decoration shop I knew, and on the right was like the Champs-ΓlysΓ©es, two English blondes in Eurosis passed by me, and the one in the contrasting design of the new women's winter dress was Chanel! Hey, I checked, that dress is more than a thousand! You said that the swan meat filling is not so expensive, and the life of foreigners is so moisturizing......"
At the beginning of the phone, there was a gushing voice, and Tao Yu stroked his forehead speechlessly and clicked on the speakerphone.
"Thank you for explaining and analyzing the warm street color of the afternoon, but what are you going to do?"
After saying such a long list, the theme didn't come out, Tao Yu silently sacrificed his knees, why so much nonsense, "Oh, it's just a waste of our phone bills to be used as an afternoon consumption of celebrity life?" β
At the beginning of the phone, he whispered for a while, and then said: "The front is paving, and the content of the text is approximate, huh...... To sum up, I can confirm that I have lost again......"
Xu Youyan smiled, seemingly pleased: "Well, I actually added it in front of me, not bad......"
Hey, no way, that good little girl is good at everything, but it's a pity that the road idiot, I used to go out and buy that bag of brown sugar at the door store and I could get lost.
I really don't understand how the girl in Prada wanders around the alley on the elegant street, catches passers-by, and says, "Hey, Ou, where is the suite that turns eight corners next to the parking room on the third floor of Biyin Apartment and then goes straight for 47.569 meters?" β
Such a person can live to this moment, absolutely blind to God!
"Okay, your family language is good, we are all scum. The foreshadowing is such a long list, which is enough to analyze the 100 years of your ancestors who have been professionally reading topics for a hundred years. β
Tao Yu took a small bite of the cheesecake elegantly, and finished two long sentences in a ghostly voice.
"Don't talk about it, how can my family have a problem? I can't fill in the effect of foreshadowing for the following, okay? β
Tao Yu silently glanced at the wallpaper with the waltz dance girl pattern on the iPhone, and said, "Then do you think I will waste the only remaining half of electricity because of your habitual disappearance?" β
Half filament?
Xu You sneaked a sideways look and saw the upper right corner of the wallpaper, where he had drawn a full grid of electricity.
Wow, in order to improve the efficiency of He Yiran's direct to the topic, what a fight!
"Eh, what should I do?"
"You should have asked five minutes before I answered the phone."
Direct answer?
What a joke!
Wasting time is tantamount to chronic suicide, which has already eroded half of Tao Yu's life, how can it be so easy to explain?
Murder and drug can be sentenced, for cases like He Yiran's, most of them are killed, and at least they are starved for ten days, and then they are locked up in a restaurant and are only allowed to eat, "such as ......"